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The Unpolished Two

by TheUnpolishedTwo

Two Texas Moms with Too Many Kids who had Two Twin Pregnancies and live in Too Much Chaos…there’s Too Much Pressure and we’re all Too Tired so DON’T take it too personal, we’re “The Unpolished Two”

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Episodes

  1. Broken Hips, BookTok Beef & Edward Cullen

    This week, Kaleigh takes an unexpected trip to the ER, Stephanie accidentally starts a war with BookTok over AI dragons, and somehow Edward Cullen almost ruined a real-life relationship. 😂 We're also talking insurance nightmares, Dancing with the Stars, and why husbands have hobbies while moms...

  2. Parenting Is Hard. Uno Is Harder.

    Week two and somehow we’re still on schedule. 😂 This week, we’re talking parenting battles, school drama, the lives we thought we’d have at 22, internet chaos, Fat Bear Week, black ranch (and black toilets), and the reality that loving motherhood doesn’t mean loving every part of parenting. Then...

  3. Our Lives Have Browser Tabs (And None of Them Close)

    Season 2! We’re back—and apparently, nothing has changed. 😂 After a summer break, we’re catching up on travel, school chaos, parenting fails, lice (yes, lice 😭), reality TV, and everything in between. Then we make the questionable decision to let ChatGPT analyze our lives based on our...

  4. School’s Out, Summer’s Here, Thanks for The Unpolished Year!

    School’s out, schedules are shifting, and we’re officially kicking off summer! ☀️ In this season finale, we’re taking a look back at the school year and sharing our biggest Nailed It and Failed It moments as moms, wives, professionals, and humans just trying to keep it all together. We also chat...

  5. Summer House, Side-Eyes & Serial Docs

    School is officially winding down and the moms are barely holding it together 😂 In this episode of The Unpolished Two, we’re diving into the chaos of end-of-year ceremonies, awkward mom small talk, and the emotional support iced coffees getting us through May. We also spill the polish on the...

  6. Boerne & Cinco de Drama

    Join us as we walk through Maycember stress that all us mothers feel! We dive into new and returning Bravo shows, while also touching on communication in evolving friendships. Mothering is hard, adult friendships are hard, and we are here to share our experiences! Grab your coffee, mimosa or…

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  7. All things Mothering

    We dive deep into Motherhood advice from YOU - the listeners! Thank you for all the amazing feedback on our Mother's Day social media ask, ya'll came through and made this week's POD easy to dive into! Grab your coffee (or marg - we don't judge) and let's be UNPOLISHED together.

  8. Leaked, Unpolished & Blaming Uranus

    This week we’re officially blaming the chaos on the Uranus shift… because honestly, what else explains all of this? We dive into the astrology behind what’s going on for Pisces and Leo right now (spoiler: sudden changes, emotional plot twists, and a little identity crisis energy), and how it’s...

  9. Roses Are Red & MomTok is Messy

    Life is chaos, we’re barely keeping up, and reality TV is not helping. We’re catching up on where we’ve been, unpacking the The Bachelorette drama (and why it might not be airing like we thought), obsessing over The Traitors, and sharing the kind of unhinged life stories that can only happen to us.

  10. Petals, Pranks & Poolside Drama

    Petals, Pranks & Poolside Drama is your go-to catch-up for everything chaotic, heartfelt, and reality TV obsessed. This episode kicks off with where we’ve been lately (because life has been doing the most), and yes—we’re definitely feeling the absence of KK this episode and saying it out loud 💔...

  11. Just For Fun!

    A check-in from host Stephanie!

  12. High Fashion and Higher Forgiveness

    This week we dive into America's Next Top Model docu-series fallout, drama at Mardi Gras, and what we're focusing on for Lent. Straight chaos per usual but intentional. Grab your coffee, wine, or tea and let the good times roll!

  13. Super Bowls and Olympic Golds

    We dive into all things Super Bowl and Olympics!!

  14. Grammy's, Nashville & Hockey Romance

    This week on The Unpolished Two, we're covering a little bit of Grammy headlines, a little bit of travel chaos and a whole lot of opinions! We kick things off with Nailed it / Failed it, sharing small wins and very real fails from our week - because nothing is ever perfectly polished around here....

  15. We Brought Receipts (And They’re Smutty)

    Welcome back — chaos fully engaged. This week, Kaleigh and Steph are covering everything from pop culture to personal chaos, starting with a welcome-back catch-up that includes an upcoming Vegas UFC bender, a courthouse countdown, and a deep dive into the “smut evidence” Steph sent over. Romance…...

  16. Hollywood Nights & BookTok Fights

    This Week on the Pod… This episode is a little bit Hollywood, a little bit BookTok, and very much us. We’re breaking down all things Golden Globes — the wins, the snubs, the outfits we loved…and how Nikki Glaser came to play! Then we dive headfirst into BookTok chaos - Is it smut… or is it…

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  17. New Year, New Chaos & No Time For Resolutions

    We're kicking off our first episode of 2026 by catching up on the holiday chaos, making fun of each other during our "Nailed It/Failed It" moments, and "Spilling The Polish" on everything from Spencer Pratt running for Mayor, the stacked cast for Traitors, how perfect the casting is for Tangled,...

  18. Under The Top Coat: Full Interview With Donna

    In this special Under the Top Coat interview, we sit down with Donna to hear her incredible, emotional, and inspiring journey through love, loss, and motherhood. Donna was a physician’s assistant who married a resident surgeon in her late 20s, and like so many couples, they dreamed of building a...

  19. From Reality TV Fights to Real-Life Parenting

    In this episode, we bounce between the chaos on our screens and the chaos in our homes. We’re spilling all the Bravo drama, breaking down our Nailed It / Failed It moments, and getting real about co-parenting and step-parenting — the good, the hard, and the parts no one really prepares you for.…

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  20. Surrogacy, Swifties & A Little Group Therapy

    This episode went deeper than we planned — and maybe exactly where we needed to go. We’re talking surrogacy — What started as a conversation turned into a bit of a therapy session for both of us, and honestly… we needed it. We still kick things off with Nailed It / Failed It, because life doesn’t...

  21. Ooops, We Overshared: Bonus Spill the Polish

    We talked too much - you get a bonus episode! We cover all the latest drama in this bonus spill the polish episode!

  22. Late, Unpolished and Still Worth It!

    A little late - but worth the wait! We have ::Drum roll please:: TWO live segments and 1 special guest this drop! Grab your coffee or wine and settle in for this chaotic episode that ALMOST didn't make it.

  23. Choke-holds, Church Clothes & Chaos: The Unpolished Edition

    This week we're rolling hard - on the mat and in real life! We kick things off with ju-jitsu chaos and a few moments where we definitely saw our lives flash before our eyes. Then we bring out two very special guests to give us the inside scoop on new Mormon garments - yes we had questions..no…

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  24. Episode 3: We're Fine...It's Fine...Everything's Fine

    This week the chaos came in hot and we're breaking it all down - the nailed it, failed it, and the "I might cry or laugh, not sure which yet" moments. Let's just say the universe has jokes! We also unpack some wild moments, decorating before Thanksgiving, and rapid fire questions that aren't so...

  25. Spiraling, Surviving and Still Cheering on Saturday

    This week, we are riding the emotional roller-coaster - from college football gossip to the way ADHD impacts us! We're talking highs, lows and all the "what was I saying again" detours in between. Grab your coffee (or something stronger), because we're unpacking toxic traits, sideline gossip, and...

  26. Welcome to The Unpolished Two

    Two Texas Moms. Too many kids. Too much chaos. Too tired to care. It's our first episode & we're kicking off The Unpolished Two with a bang - or maybe a meltdown. Either way, it's real! We share our Nailed/Failed It moments, Spill the polish on headlines and mom gossip, & Halloween speed round!...

  27. Trailer - The Unpolished Two

    Don't get too excited - it's just the trailer! Tune in on HALLOWEEN for the drop of the first ever episode of.....THE UNPOLISHED TWO!!!

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Two Texas Moms with Too Many Kids who had Two Twin Pregnancies and live in Too Much Chaos…there’s Too Much Pressure and we’re all Too Tired so DON’T take it too personal, we’re “The Unpolished Two”

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