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The UNSUITED
by Mascot Matt & John
Mascots... What really goes on inside that big head? Just Listen!! Funny? Yes and always... UNSUITED!
Episodes
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242: Matt Rages & Tony Spills the Beans
Spoilers: Radio contests, SI's Top Mascot List is TRASH, so we redid it. Plus, Matt loses his mind on the topic of mascot performers getting the credit they deserve.
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239: The UNSUITED Anniversary Episode!
We made it another year!! To celebrate we invited Tony and Mike to join on the conversations about Gainer, Rocco, Protecting your neck, and many MANY other topics! We had a ton of fun with this episode and it quickly gets off the chain!
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238: The HEAVY Episode
NJ Devil proves why we can't have nice things!! And after 2 week apart, Matt and John share their feelings and it gets "Thicker than a Kardashian."
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David Stogdill: Butch, Blitz, Sir Purr, and Rufus Lynx
Get David Stogdill's book "Belayed Gratification" NOW on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Belayed-Gratification-Waiting-Mascot-Memoir/dp/1943258767/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=belayed+gratification&qid=1561991038&s=gateway&sr=8-1
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237: A Lion, a Wolf, and a Bull...
A recap of the Celebrity Mascot Games!
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236: Mascot Games and Never Say Never!
THE SHORTEST EPISODE EVER...YOU'RE WELCOME!! We give a preview of the Celebrity Mascot Games and then we talk about when it's time to hang up the huge shoes. Matt has a surprising opinion on the matter, and John eases the pain.
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235: The Sparty Parade Shade
Does anyone even read this? Blah Blah Blah Mascots, Sparty, Parades, Buddy the Puffin, Dynamic Duos, and the Nittney Lion needs help!
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234: The Great Shock Top Tap Handle Caper
This is your captain speaking... now sit back and enjoy this flight through nonsense! Topics include a bad look for Phang, Mascot Vision, Who's actually making your suits, Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush, A brand new segment about Who Needs an Update, and JY's Top 5... sorta. Remember SHARING helps...
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233: M & J Back in the USA!!
Back home and back with a NEW EPISODE!! We believe that talking about a problem without having a solution is complaining. We're not complainers!! We're problem solvers!! We answer a few Unsuited Fan questions and talk about WHY having your mascot at a political rally is a BAD IDEA. HINT... you'll...
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232: We're in Vernon, BC!
We got a few minutes of downtime to chat with Tim La Vergne (Biscuit) about everything we've done over the past few days at the Okanagan Mascot Games. We also talk about the amazing performers that joined us in the locker room!
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231: Poo, Pee, and Toasty
New Episode ALERT!!! We talk about Poo, Pee, and a new mascot named Toasty. Not sure why he's a S'more but he is. Not sure if you've heard but we're HEADING TO THE OKANAGAN MASCOT GAMES this week!!
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230: "The UNSUITED Draft" and Honey Drippers
The most outlandish 4-Letter Words are back... MATT, JOHN, MIKE, and TONY!! We argue about Mascot Name Changes, the OMGs (super excited), and The UNSUITED Draft!! Have you ever heard of a Honey Dripper??
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229: Top 10 Disney Costumed Characters
On this Episode of everyone's favorite Mascot Podcast we talk about Notre Dame getting it's FIRST EVER Female Leprechaun (bout time!!!) Plus, we talk about our excitement and nervousness 3 weeks out from the Okanagan Mascot games, and Matt lays down his Top 10 Disney Costumed Characters. Thanks...
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228: The Dollar Store Frozen Foods Section
This has got to be the wildest show to date!! We go in hard on STUPID LAWSUITS against mascots, and why they need to go away. We discuss the Seattle Sounders' "new" mascot, and a few tips to battle that smell we all know. Plus, we give 2 FREE Tips that are important for every performer to avoid…
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227: A Whole Lot of Words
Here's Episode 227 and it's a HOT MESS! We talk about random topics like Gritty, MLB mascots, our commercial, OMGs, Smash Bros, the Phillie Phanatic, and remembering that TMNT Live Rock tour back in the 90's... ALL WHILE FIGHTING TECHNICAL ISSUES. This episode is dedicated to the ADHD people......
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George Brown... Emma's Dad ;)
Going from being known as Stormy to Emma's Dad! I got a chance to catch up with longtime friend, George Brown, and we talk about everything from retirement, 9 to 5s, family, mascot tips, and so much more! Stalkers...Can you define them as "harmless? Maybe...Maybe not. Plus, I get George to give…
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Tim La Vergne... BISCUIT from the Allen Americans
With 20 years of mascot experience, listen to Texas' own, Tim La Vergne, talk about his career and why he puts on the suit. With characters like Biscuit, Rowdy, Daisy, McGruff, and more... Tim continues to work to get better and learn new things!
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226: The Jax Mascot Bracket
We complete a Mascot Bracket of the 8 NCAA characters here in Jacksonville for Rd1 and Rd2. We get REAL about the Sod Poodles' new mascot and the Belleville Senators' new mascot. My Momentary Mascot Crush is a bit fishy, and JY's Top 5 could be a debate for the ages. Plus, John gives me an...
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225: Shower Beer, Pies, and Poutine
What do Shower Beer, Pies, and Poutine have in common (besides us talking about them on this episode)? We also discuss the GoFundMe fundraiser, and we take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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Willis Harris... Raymond's Best Friend & The Dancing Security Guard
Willis Harris, from those VIRAL Dancing Security Guard/Groundskeeper videos, has agreed to get UNSUITED!! Willis talks about improv, Six Flags, The Atlanta Braves, Professionalism, and of all things... Jane Fonda. We learned a lot and you will too!!
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224: OMG!!!
Great to be back this week talking about the Okanagan Mascot Games, The Mini Mascot, Community Appearances, a quick taste of The UNSUITED Interviews debuting this week, Matt feels the Burn(ie), and you won't believe the mascots John pick's for this week's JY Top 5!!
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223: Gritty vs The World... with a pinch of SALT!!
New Studio. Same 2 idiots!! Gritty is rubbing some people the wrong way, but others the right way. Bailey has called it like he sees it (respect) but that doesn't always work. The Buffalo Bills are looking for mascot help from their fans, and the amazing performer of BYU's Cosmo the Cougar has…
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222: Tacos, Sleeping in, Dogs, Bugs Bunny, and Mario Kart (you'll understand)
We're back, FurBalls!! We talk about BREAKING NEWS, songs you'd die for, Deadspin's lame attempt at a Best Mascots List, John's love of biscuits, and the NEW way we're doing the JY's TOP 5!!!
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221: Billy the Marlin... Upgrade or Downgrade?
Episode 221 is hot off the press with mascot topics like... What happened to Billy the Marlin? The Pelicans' King Cake Baby has a face that belongs in a horror franchise... allegedly. Matt's V-Day Momentary Mascot Crush is really close to home, and JY's Top 5 is a fun, musical journey into songs...
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217: Don't be "Someone in a Suit"
We're Back!! Episode 217 is here!! What did we learn? Are you a LIVING, BREATHING CHARACTER or just SOMEONE IN A SUIT? (Spoilers ahead) It's in the small details. Plus, Matt has another Momentary Mascot Crush... listen to find out who!
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215: Jaxson Gets Spicy!
Listener Warning... You might want to listen 3 or 4 times cause it's that AWESOME!! The Fur Balls are Back and as Unsuited as Ever!!! We talk about a TON on this episode! Your suit in cold weather, using the interwebs to keep up to date on your moves, is Jaxson an Asshole, plus we dive deep into...
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214: The UNSUITED Thanksgiving Dinner Sides Draft... plus Vicky's Back!!
Its a good old fashion UNSUITED podcast with Matt and John, plus we're joined by Vicky and Hunter the Bartender!! We host the first ever "Thanksgiving Dinner Sides Draft" but not before we talk about adding a mascot character and which way to go (Mini, Female, or Inflatable). WARNING: After the...
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213: Excelsior!
Look who's back? 213 takes you on a journey... so sit back, relax, and GET UNSUITED!!
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212: Hello Darkness... My Old Friend.
SPOILERS... Your Boys are Back!! This episode dives in deep and gets real sentimental. We talk mascot injuries, embarrassments, regrets, and WHY WE DO THIS! Post-Halloween thoughts and looking ahead.
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211: ...and NEUTERED! "Sorry Not Sorry!!"
The Jax Icemen did EVERYTHING we expected them to do with the design of their new mascot... AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. We talk about the design, the possible names, and limitations for future ideas. A boxer knocks an ESPN mascot out. John brings German beer. Matt talks about his "Mascot Mt Rushmore"...
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210: Lexi Loves Everything!
After talking with Lexi it's obvious so does, in fact, Love Everything! We tak about Ikea, modeling, Star Wars, HauntLife, Disney Princesses, Singing, Halls, Gaming, Anime, and Gritty!! "JY's Top 5" was amazing for so many reasons!! (inserts "The Grudge" sound effect) Plus, meLVin is honored with...
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209: The Witty GRITTY Committee
209 marks the ninth week in a row that there's a new episode...might be record!! (5:04) We couldn't help but talk about Philadelphia Flyers' new mascot, GRITTY, and I think Matt has a new crush. (18:40) We talk Chinstraps and the importance of having a crew/team ready to save you! (22:31) A tiger...
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207: Snake on a Podcast
Philly has a new mascot named Phang! He's a snake, so let's talk about it. Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush is as awesome as he is mustard yellow! John ranks NFL Mascots in his "JY's Top 5"... hint: #1 will blow your mind!! Plus we talk Junk about junk food and do an inpromptu Top 5 of our own. This...
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206: Mascot Views & Mascot Shoes
Bad news... John fell down a well. Good News... John still joined in on the podcast. Topics include Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush, John hits us with a "JY's Top 5," we talk about past experiences with Mascot Vision, and Mascot Shoes. Why waste time on planning a show when it goes where it wants...
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205: Bag of Little Caesar's Crazy Bread
Your Boys are BACK at it again!! We discuss Billy Buffalo's NEW LOOK, Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush and John's BEEF with that crush. Plus we welcome @hunter_the_bartender as our in-studio guest, but seriously "Who names a kid Hunter?" Little Caesar's Crazy Bread and the Hungry Howie's sub creates...
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204: Crushes are Stupid
Mascot parties can be fun or lame... it all depends on who's in the crew! Plus, learn which mascot gets to be the first "Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush."
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203: The Landshark Lambast
KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there?... LANDSHARK. Back at it this week talking about Landshark Tony and Ole Miss's... MISS. Plus we talk about forgetting mascot parts, drag queens, tv show ideas, scare actors, furries, old jobs, and embracing all communities. We rollout a slighty new intro and a musch...
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202: Snickerdoodles and Shenanigans
The BOYS are BACK for another eye opening episode!! Always UNSCRIPTED and UNSUITED!! We talk about Snickerdoodles, cuttthroats, selfies, babysitting, plus so much more. www.theunsuited.com
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201: Life After the Suit? Good Luck with That!!
2 years have passed since Matt & John joined forces on a podcast. The WAIT IS OVER! On this episode of The Unsuited Podcast, the guys talk about Life After the Suit, changes over the years, getting jealous over costumes, and the future of podcasting with Matt & John.
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Mascots... What really goes on inside that big head? Just Listen!! Funny? Yes and always... UNSUITED!
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Mascot Matt & John
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