The Untitled Twitch Stream Podcast
by Chris Betts
The Untitled Twitch Stream is John Hastings, Chris Betts and Ashley Manning chatting hard nonsense Sunday to Thursday (2pm pst, 5pm est, 10pm bst). UTS is a chat show without pesky celebrities or a band. The gang present some of your classic unfiltered chat with yummy hyperbole spice and a shocking amount of mental health and economics chat. We’ve got guests from all over the internet! Inside Jokes! All three hosts have pooped themselves! Watch live on Twitch, Youtube and Facebook or catch up on old episodes wherever good podcasts are heard! POOP!
Episodes
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the last recorded show with chris and john and darkness
THE DARKNESS THE LAST EPISODE (RECORDED) Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny…
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CHRIS AND JOHN ARE HERE
throwback to jan 2021 Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John:...
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The beginning of the end
Welcome to one of our last few episodes. John and Ashley discuss the Russians, and the Fringe and then some other things that I absolutely cannot remember. WE LOVE YOU TROGGIES - DON'T FORGET THE LIVE STREAMED LAST EVER UTS EPISODE ON JULY 8TH AT 10PM GLASGOW TIME/5PM TORONTO TIME/2PM LA TIME...
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Announcement time
Sorry Troggies, John and Ashley have a difficult announcement to make. Turns out Chris has been secretly gay this whole time, and as you know, we are not a podcast that promotes diversity in any way, so we have had to excommunicate him from the show. Okay but seriously, listen in because we have…
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private CHAT ONLY FANS
Best ep ever Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John:...
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Gang is all here and boy do we star off hot
FUN ONE WITH THE TOOLS Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John:...
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Some people become miserable C.Un.t.S
We forgot to talk about Ashley's hat and the shows we're looking forward to at this year's fringe, but HEY EXCLUSIVE, ASHLEY'S DOING A FRINGE SHOW. Watch John's special, donate to Ashley's haircut, and buy tickets to all the shows. If you're in Toronto, Chris is doing things there too, so go find...
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Ashley's got a new hat.
Ashley had a solo vacation and got taken out by a wave. John is breaking all the world's news to her and we start getting excited for the fringe. Chris had to tend to his sexy beard hairs. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ *...
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Thom Tuck and the fellas fully dive into feminism
THOM IS HERE the link to his play was not working here is the link to the twitter https://twitter.com/ShuttersRock Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Thom Tuck is hear for the 1000 topic show
THOM IS HERE the link to his play was not working here is the link to the twitter https://twitter.com/ShuttersRock Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Hotel room fresh
IT'S CALLED FLAVOUR JOHN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT? (This might have been a quote from the Sunday episode, it all blurs into one) There's a great Deuce On Bone callback somewhere in this episode, and Ashley does a live make up tutorial because she's really packing a lot into her schedule these days…
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Deuce on bone.
Sincerely, fuck Geil Naiman. Get your dicks out on the dancefloor folks, because we're in for your Drum & Debase in this episode. All three cowboys are at the rodeo and Ashley is enjoying her pizza too much to consider contributing very much for the beginning of the episode, but she does also...
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BEST EP EVER!!!!!!
BEST SHOW EVER CLIFFHANGER OIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES...sometimes! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ *...
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Breasts on the butchershop floor
Some wholesome chats about morally questionable acts with animals. Ashley's still not sure if it's a hot Italian man date or not. We don't set Ashley up on a dating app (maybe this happened in the Sunday ep?). JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES...sometimes! Check out our individual...
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Sun's out, hotties out
Ashley is back, John is allegedly, Chris's facial hair looks especially good at the moment although we didn't really draw attention to that at any point. Serious discussion on country music and other great content. Axxx JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES... sometimes! Check out our...
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Brexit? More like Cluster f*ck
Chris' finances are not in the adult realm, comedians mainly hiding from their real lives, Steve Kerr is Keebler Elf, Lebron James vs Steph Curry is the perfect place to start liking basketball, smart people don't work in finance, Chris drops a brag, Brexit is a hellscape and Blackpool is a dream...
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A sick boy and a tincture king walk into a podcast
(Pre-reorded due John being on a cruise ship so no talk of King Charles. Yet!) Tech start, we will never do our own taxes again, pre-cappucino America, Chris has been sick and eats trash, John's giving into being a pot head, Tom Waits is the poster of punk, the UK is terrible and it's their own...
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Everyday is Wednesday
If you don't keep a plunger in you're bathroom, you're wrong. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! - although, full disclaimer, we've been a bit terrible at doing the patreon episodes lately. Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ *...
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#VanLife
Ashley gets John's opinion on her new life plan to live in a van, John is very happy living in a building in LA again, and who the fuck knows what else happens, come on, you've been here before, you know we can't retain any memories of the show once we stop recording. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR…
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Of course Chris lived in a monastery
Chris tells the story of his time in a monastery, it breaks Ashley's slightly hungover brain and honestly she doesn't recover. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Robust and Mature
John is crying and shitting while Ashley and Chris discuss poorly aged films and enjoying comedy you disagree with. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Continued dumbness
Little insider secret: we recorded this straight after the Sunday episode, meaning I cannot even slightly remember what happened in this episode, so it'll be a surprise to all of us. Love you guys, thanks for listening. Ax JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual...
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Let's get real dumb
We try to rename the podcast, updates on Chris' album, Ashley shows the worst greeting cards in Glasgow, some people have too many kids, debunking people's ideas of the comedian life style JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris:...
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"We don't like to think round here"
Post-gig feedback, "Dried powdered cum", meeting the parents, losing your therapists, John doesn't believe science, JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Easter Feaster
Chris is underwhelmed by UFC pay per view. John muses on eating poo. Ashley is refined as always. Another classic in the bag. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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What if we kissed in the David Hasselfhoff DOOM
Ashley learns to judge less, and gets a surprising screensaver revelation. We find out important public service phone numbers. Chris attempts to defend his subscription to the Wall Street Journal JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris:...
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John and Chris set the world to rights
A rapid fire of topics as John and Chris bounce off the walls without Ashley to ground them. Try to keep up JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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Freeform Nonesense
We tried to keep it on topic but my god. We cover a lot of topics but only until we're pulled in a new direciton. If you're a fan you'll be used to it, if you're new this is about as good an example of what we do as you'll find. Either way, enjoy! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!...
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Ashley has a crush
John's up late, Chris is up early, Ashley's lovelorn. Chaos ensues. Enjoy! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *...
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St Patrick's Day episode: PART TWO
St Patrick's Day episode: PART TWO - we don't really discuss St. Patrick's Day at all. I can't remember what happens in the show as usual, but Chris had therapy so let's see if he's come back cured in this episode. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites…
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St Patrick's Day episode: PART ONE
St Patrick's Day episode: PART ONE - we don't really discuss St. Patrick's Day at all. Chris leaves to have a therapy session but tune in to part two to hear about how it went. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris:...
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March week 2: PART TWO
Ashley has learned about scheduling so you should be receiving this podcast when it was promised. John farts his way through this episode while Chris and Ashley have a mature, reasonable conversation about sex banks, sitting in sub-basements of cafes, bartending on a mountain, and Chris says...
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March week 2: PART ONE
PART ONE - PART TWO WILL BE OUT ON WEDNESDAY. Ashley has learned about scheduling so you should be receiving this podcast when it was promised. John farts his way through this episode while Chris and Ashley have a mature, reasonable conversation about sex banks, sitting in sub-basements of cafes,...
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The First of the Untitled Brand New Podcast episodes - PART TWO
THIS ONE IS LATE TOO, SORRY FOLKS This is the second part of the first episode of the new podcast, which still doesn't have a name, and doesn't yet have any updated promo images or music. It's all a WIP, but stick with us. Due to the usual scheduling nightmares that accompany three podcast hosts...
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The First of the Untitled Brand New Podcast episodes - PART ONE
SORRY THIS IS SO LATE. BUT GOOD NEWS: you'll only have to wait a day for part two!!!! This is the first part of the first episode of the new podcast, which still doesn't have a name, and doesn't yet have any updated promo images or music. It's all a WIP, but stick with us. Due to the usual...
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February 26th
APOLOGIES FOR DELAYED UPLOAD we had a technical issue. Welcome to the last live streamed episode of the Untitled Twitch Stream - from next week, we shall be releasing pre-recorded episodes in two parts (Part 1 drops every Sunday and Part 2 every Wednesday (in theory because of course we are not...
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February 12th:
Ashley marvels at the majesty of recycling centres, Chris discusses his wardrobe malfunction in Mexico and how boring tourists are, we circle back to some reliably horrific medical content from Ashley, which will be revisited as a special treat for John in the next episode where all three guests...
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Jan 29th
Having a tough time remembering what happened here. We talked about great movies, awful audience members, trophies and some other stuff that was very funny. We remember that. Very funny stuff. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES! The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday...
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22nd January 2023: New Year Same (riddled with anal fissures) Me
We kick this year off with a hype train cuckoo clock pig, you know that classic bit. This part is especially isolating for podcast listeners. Ashley, as usual, struggles to join the conversation, but is crucially constantly aware of her arsehole, a fact which UTS composer David Hoare exploits for...
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December 18th: We Wish You A Merry UTS-mas!!
In the last live show of 2022, John and Ashley discuss the endless majesty of potatoes (which honestly takes up quite a significant chunky chip portion of the show), John witnessing a group sex scenario, and they watch some scenes from this year's instalment of the infamous Late Late Toy Show…
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December 11: That could be a penis too
No John so we make up for it with extra sex stuff and a great guest. "You gotta make-a the jizz!!", Sex Clown, How to win at Threesomes, GuestingTime, McGruff the Crime Dog rocks the drugs out of the 80s, Irish Road Safety videos go hard. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:...
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Dec 4: The Hum Chums Rise Again
John and Chris, strap on the fun machine and then head to fuck off land! Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ *...
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Nov 28th: Mystery Guest! and Thom!
John Chris Ashley and Mystery Guest and Thom head to Flinstones land. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ *...
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Nov 20th: Geordi la forge of the heart
Paul Foxcroft and Thom Tuck take over the show and are a couple of bumpiss drinkers. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ *...
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November 6: Drugs sadness and cars. Nice
David Hoare promotes his new album Irredeemable Filth. David Bowie got out just in time. The true value of a barbershop quartet. D'angelo music history. Kanye West is not his Kanye Best. Chris sees his niece for the first time. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris:...
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Oct 30: Passout Toilet Save Daughter = PTSD
Ashley licks her teeth, Chris gets drunk, John is elsewhere. There's a literal near shitting of the bed, a great opportunity, Ashley did her fantastic makeup and the depressing nature of Irish cinema. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/…
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Oct 23rd: Bon Bastings
Everyone spray on your liquid fedora and head over to the Porn Train Station because THE UTS GANG IS TALKING FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS. We got people liking hard eye contact while I throw up on my crotch and of coarse a semen event Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris:...
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October 16th: The Juiciest Podcast on Twitch
David Hoare is this week's guest John, and he, Ashley, and Chris discuss sexy cartoon characters, castrato singers, and take apart conventional models of attractiveness in a revolutionary new episode of The UTS Podcast - the juiciest podcast in town. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!...
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October 9th:
Shorter episode today as John's connection failed and Chris had to duck out early and NOBODY WANTS AN HOUR OF JUST ASHLEY. Chris and Ashley give John a few attempts to join in from his tent in the wild, but after some chunky moments, he fails and joins the show from the chat. They discuss roast...
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October 2nd: naked people in tubes
October 2nd: This week, John is off basting himself like a turkey in a hot tub full of toffee sauce. Chris and Ashley discuss which television shows they would be contenders or hosts on. Would Ashley just completely change the vibe of Bake Off? Would she watch Paul Hollywood's naked body get…
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About this show
The Untitled Twitch Stream is John Hastings, Chris Betts and Ashley Manning chatting hard nonsense Sunday to Thursday (2pm pst, 5pm est, 10pm bst). UTS is a chat show without pesky celebrities or a band. The gang present some of your classic unfiltered chat with yummy hyperbole spice and a shocking amount of mental health and economics chat. We’ve got guests from all over the internet! Inside Jokes! All three hosts have pooped themselves! Watch live on Twitch, Youtube and Facebook or catch up on old episodes wherever good podcasts are heard! POOP!
Hosted by
Chris Betts