PODCAST · comedy
The UpDown
by The UpDown
Tell your friends and tell them to tell two more
Episodes
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EP 53: Kurt Crustels Pizza Emporium
Wanna Slice?
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EP 52: Man vs Wild
Have you ever had a fist fight with a Kangaroo? Listen were not saying it would mess you up. It will. Kangaroo by about a million.
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EP 51: Gross-ery List
work on a cruise ship. sail the world. live your best life. live laugh love we love you
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EP 50: The Pawn Shop
Limestone coasters. Granite stones. Crystal as Irish as the whisky that's in it. Welcome to 50.
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EP 49: Neighborhood Watch
Do you know Pat?
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EP 48: Deal Or No Deal
Our top story tonight. Hammocks, to much swing energy? Find out at the top of this hour!
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EP 47: The Rabbit Hole
Why does Lionel Ritchie get up every time a singer is done on American Idol.? Just sit down dude. And party, fiesta......
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EP 46: That Was Easy
the only payment we require is JUSTICE
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EP 45: This is a Man's World
Remember the good old days? Us neither,
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EP 44: ...We Have 3 Months Of Oil Left
"Its true. All of it. Don't look it up You don't have to, cause i just told you. Spitting facts on this show. We don't do if, buts, or maybes. Like if our aunt had balls shed be our uncle, but she doesn't, so she's not." Kris Columbus 2001
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EP 43: The Floor Is Yours
Lets talk about blindness in inner city cats and it's effect on gas prices.
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EP 42: Never Cry Spencer
Class is in session! Remember the kid that was in that commercial where her was supposed to get gouda but instead got Havarti? Yeah he's on the show this week. And also, tell your friends and tell them to tell two more!
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EP 41: Acousticophobia
How can you expect me to make it in on time, with all this traffic? Ain’t nobody, getting in on time. You expect me to just wake up earlier!? That’s so disrespectful. Check yo self. Welcome back to another week of fun. We have missed you dearly. Remember children to tell you friends and tell them...
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EP 40: Walkem Sock'Em Robots
OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!!!!!!! One whole year of laughing, crying, and just all around good times. For this episode, we brought on a very special guest. Morgan Walkem from the Walkem Talkem podcast! We would not still be doing this if it wasn't for you and always remembering to tell…
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EP 39: Farley The Mechanic
Death to all red velvet cake.
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EP 38: We Hope You Like This
This is like, one of the like best episodes we've like done. And that's like all that needs to be said. So like, tell your friends and tell them to like tell two more. like.
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EP 37: I'll Pay Whatever
We miss going to karaoke bars. We just want to sing and dance the night away. Is that to much to ask? Is it? All we need is to do a little dance. Make a little love. And just get down tonight. Get down tonight. But all you need to do, is tell your friends and tell them to tell two more!
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EP 36: Grow Up
Listen. you can talk to us. This is a safe space(r). Get your ear holes and swim trucks, cause we are about to dive in. Sit back. Get Comfy. And remember to tell your friends to tell two more.
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EP 35: No Priors
ALL RISE, ALL RISE. Court is now in session. Case #35: The UpDown vs The World You may begin with your opening statements. Zach: People of the Jury, we would like to say how delighted we are that you are here with us today! Cases such as this are never easy, but with a jury like this, it gives me...
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EP 34: Sagittarians On A Plane
Your energy feels off today. Something in the star tells me, he didn't like the picture frame you made him. Its obvious he doesn't care about your social justice. Typical Libra. Maybe his investments are down. The planets are telling me, its time for a trip, so get your airport attire ready to…
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EP 33: A Hero's Return
Rest thy selves and prepare for a chronicle so lustrous, it is sure to blow one's mind. For this is a story of a brute warrior, on his quest to find him self, his purpose, and his way home. Join me as we navigate the treacherous waters of this sickened world, but be warned weary traveler, this…
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EP 32: Missed Call
You have one new message. MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!! What is it? who knows? well we know, and once you listen so will you! Remember to tell your friends and tell them to tell two more xoxo
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EP 31: The Lightbulb
Who needs help with a lightbulb? anybody? anyone at all? Alright then. Glad that you could join us for another episode. We are so happy you could make it. We love you. Oh and remember, tell your friends and tell them to tell two more. XOXO
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EP 30: New Year, New Me
Happy New Year and Happy Holidays from your UpDown Family! May the new year bring you everything you asked for, which is more of the UpDown. And all we hope for is that you tell your friends and tell them to tell two more. love you xoxo
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EP 29: Put Me In Coach
Well look what we have here. Another episode. Another day, another dolla to make ya holla. We brought back a fan favorite this week and he did not disappoint, so sit back, relax, and remember to tell your friends and tell them to tell two more. XOXO
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EP 28: If I Was A Duck
This episode is a little different. We are a host down this week, but here at the UpDown we keep the train rolling. We bring in an absolute stallion. A real heavy hitter. who you ask? well you'll just have to listen and find out. and remember to tell your friends and tell them to tell two more!
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EP 27: A Young CEO
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect. as made famous by 50 Cent. You know.. the Vitamin water guy. We welcome two unbelievable guests this week, the CEO and co - founder of HustleBox Connor Marten, and the long awaited guest spot of Matt the roommate. Please sit back, relax, and remember to tell two friends...
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EP 26: Long Hair Don't Care
Dear Shaun, First of all.....Sup dude? Secondly, How are things? Also, I just want to hit you up quick to let you know how much I appreciate you dude. Not only are you gnarly on the slopes, but you're gnarly in my heart. In a valiant attempt, to try and match your un match able, shred'givin…
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EP 25: A Quarter of a Century
In this world most people have two choices. Do you go up or down. Do you rise up? Do you get down? In a time of uncertainty, all these people have are choices. But you..... you are different.... because you chose the best of both worlds. You chose The UpDown. or did The UpDown choose you?…
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EP 24: It's a Girl!
Thank you everyone so much for coming to our little celebration! This has been super tough keeping it from all of you guys, but the wait is finally over! So with out further ado, 1...2....3!!!! Its Episode 24!!!!! so everyone remember before you leave, to tell your friends and tell them to tell…
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EP 23: Hot Dog Water
Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's UpDown time! Can you believe it? As you read this right now, you are apart of something amazing. You get to be in the fam, what all the cool kids are doing. You get to sit back and relax. these are things that that we all want to be apart of. So…
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EP 22: The Big Bad Wolfsyy
WOLFSYY - I'd like to… I'd like to say something, I’ve prepared. Tonight. Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it The Internet. Ha ha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But a few years ago...
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EP 21: HIT ME!
Next message sent by 416 867 5309 today at 9:30 pm "Hey guys, we just wanted to thank you so much for tuning in, it really means a lot. Always remember you need to tell two friends and tell them to tell two more. Oh and-" *beep* Message deleted. you have no new messages.
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EP 20: Based on True Events
It was a rainy evening in the GTA, the Stanley Cup was won by the Tampa Bay Lightning, the first presidential debate of 2020 had just taken place, and somewhere deep in the Canadian Rockies it began to snow. But on this faithful night one shows life would be changed forever because this was the...
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EP 19: ICE
Ice. above me? around me? ice. Heart? cold inside? ice Mixed drink? mixed feelings? ice. ice baby? We are back. You are welcome. tell your friends and tell them to tell two more.
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EP 18: Grade School French Teacher
Bonjour Students! please take your seats. Today is an important lesson, perhaps one of the most important lessons you will ever have in your entire lives. That lesson students is about The UpDown, possibly the greatest show to have ever been. We begin today's class with a phrase. Can anyone tell…
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EP 17: A Change in Technique
UpDown, back again Check it to wreck it, let's begin Party on, party people, let me hear some noise UpDown's in the house, jump, jump, rejoice We got Neil over here, and Zach over there Wave your hands in the air, shake your derriere These three words mean you're gettin' busy, UpDown, there it…
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EP 16: Sweet Sixteen
OMFG WE CAN FINALLY DRIVE!! you know cause we are at episode 16?........ whatever. Welcome back for another week of hilarity, come on by to talk about saving your money during garage sales, paychecks come payday, and so much more. So sit back, relax, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND TELL THEM TO TELL…
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EP 15: Walmart Money
Shouts out Tracy Morgan. Whats up? how you doing? you look lovely. You trying to get pregnant?! We are back for another episode of shitty impressions, endless laughs, and all around happy times. We are so glad you can be here, did you know Rhinos are massive. Well now ya know. You're welcome. You...
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EP 14: And Now for Something Completely Different
Howdy. This ones a little different. A good different. This week we dive into some things that we are passionate about, things that need to be said. We started this with the hopes that we would have moments that start a dialogue, not only with each other, but with everyone. We hope you enjoy this...
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EP 13: Wizard of Oz
We ain't in Victoria any more...... NOPE, you at episode 13! How was your week? Missed us? well we missed you too, literally the most. So we did a thing, an interview thing, with our good friend and extremely talented human being, the one and only OZ!!!!!!!!! Hip hoppin his way all the way from...
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EP 12: A Dozen's a good number
NO NEED TO FEAR, THE UPDOWN IS HERE! Come on down to the UpDown Bakery where we have the tastiest content in all the land! Fresh out of the oven we have a batch of Broadway questions, sprinkled with a little bit of hockey. Then, you can head over to our Big Daddy Diesel corner to order breakfast...
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EP 11: Sauce Boss
From near, far, and where ever you are, welcome to The UpDown episode 11, and we could not be more happy that you are here with us on this joyful day! On this episode, the lads dive in to the interesting world of pro sports and discuss an age old question - experience or training - what's more...
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EP 10: this podcast is a real knockout
And now... For our Main event of the evening... Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls. For the people listening and the millions tuning in worldwide. LIVE from Ontario Canada, and in homes across the globe. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's TIIIIIIIIIIME. IN THE RED CORNER, weighing in at a staggering 215…
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EP 9: If I cry, Im not high baby
Well hello there. How are you? are you settled in? Good. CAUSE WE ARE BACK!!!!! Welcome to episode 9, full of laughs and crime. We discuss robbing a bank, our new jingle, and of course a first time high story for the ages. so sit back, relax, and tell your friends and tell them to tell two more!
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EP 8: Spring Break Strong
We are back!!!!!! the boys are here with a brand new episode and you might have heard OUR NEW INTRO!!!! special thanks to Duncan Ivany and The North Coast Band!!! (they are so good, it almost upsetting) So without further delay, sit back, relax, and enjoy Episode 8!! AND REMEMBER TO TELL YOUR...
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EP 7: Feet Pics Only
We got a fever! and the only prescription, is more feet pics! Welcome to lucky episode 7 and like our man Steve Harvey we got a good one for ya today! Take a seat, relax, and get ready to fantasize about feet and contemplate starting an only fans account.....and remember TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND…
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EP 6: www.nevergetoveryou
Hello, this is The UpDown podcast. Good Morning listener, We trust you slept well. Will you be searching for true love today? And just like Aerosmith, we are back in the saddle again for another episode! This week the boys dive into owning records, out bidding the Queen for a horse, and perhaps…
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EP 5: It takes guts to be an organ donor
Hey, you there. Yeah I'm talking to you. Thanks for stopping by :) This week the boys break down their favorite "Dad" jokes, and talk about more useless nonsense. So sit back relax and always remember to tell your friends and tell them to tell two more!!!!!
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EP 4: The No Name Riverboat Gambler
Welcome to the UpDown! And boy, do we got a good one for you today. Introducing first all the way from small town Canada! It's Neil Gray!!!! and also from small town Canada, introducing his co-host, returning for his fourth episode on the podcast and trying to walk outta here with a brand new…
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