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The Utopia Project
by theutopiaproject
🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you?From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!
Episodes
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ULTIMATE FREE DAY OUT! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep79
📣 This week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discover that you don't actually need to buy anything to have a great day out... apparently you can just go to Currys and try everything instead! From test-driving MacBooks and sitting on ridiculous sofas to treating electrical retailers like a theme park, the…
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ALICE KAT: GHOSTS & MANIFESTING! - S09 Ep78
📣 This week on the show, the boys are joined by Alice Kat to talk music, spirituality, ghosts, manifestation, skateboarding, Avatar, childhood trauma and, eventually, building her very own perfect planet. Alice told the gang about the new album she’s been working on, why she uses music as a way…
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I ATE GLUE STICKS!! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep77
📣 This week, the boys get stuck into a very suspicious-looking terrorist plot at RAF Fairford, conspiracy theories, international spies, and the increasingly blurry line between security and control. Then things take a much stranger turn as Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discuss getting silver grills,...
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FOR I THE BADGER: I MADE THE SINGER QUIT HIS OWN BAND!! - S09 Ep76
📣 This week the boys are joined by Stu from For I The Badger to build his ultimate utopian planet! they kick things off talking music, punk vocals, The Prodigy, Idles, live gigs, grassroots music and the joy of making music simply because you love doing it. They also explore the strange world of...
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I CRASHED MY EXPENSIVE BIKE!! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep75
📣 This week, the boys are back in the studio with Coope standing in for Voorny, to ponder the perfect planet, but before they get to building Utopia there was plenty to discuss; Expensive bike crashes, hardcore dancing, tiny Nokia phones, Babe Station, Steve Coogan, David Mitchell & The…
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STU FREESTONE: I WAS AN 888 POKER ACTOR! - S09 Ep72
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by guest co-host; Coope and on the couch they havej spoken word poet, author and professional cheese enthusiast; Stu Freestone to build his perfect planet. Stu takes the gang on a journey from acting and accidentally landing TV...
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ALMOST WON £450?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep73
📣 This week the boys talk about their recent visit to Boston United FC, Losing lots of money gambling and obviously..... becoming Fan men! After storytime, the boys ponder where Sharpy should go for his next solo holiday & Jak has a rant at his own brain! Follow this up with finding out what a...
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STEVEN HADDOCK: ROADWORKS ARE THE BAIN OF MY LIFE! - S09 Ep72
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are joined by photographer, artist and musician and all-round creative maverick Steven Haddock The gang chat photography, music, punk bands, the Lincoln creative scene, making a living from art, why you sometimes have to fail repeatedly before anything...
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WAS I SPIKED OR JUST DRUNK?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep71
📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy recall recent events as they attended a gig that ended up completely sideways after some interesting and concerning events! After a very thorough debrief, involving abandoned cabs, multiple bodily fluids and some pranking tactics from Jak, the boys...
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VEIL OF EMBERS: I FORGET THE LYRICS I WROTE! - S09 Ep70
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, we're joined by Kyle and Scott from the metalcore band Veil of Embers to build their perfect planet with a classic manic game of "Planet Wars" The lads talk about gigs, songwriting, changing lyrics at the worst possible moment, band arguments and what it's...
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THE RICH GET SPACE CLUBS & MECHSUITS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep69
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another completely normal episode... starting with a trip to the Cotswolds that that ends with £150 salt shakers, overpriced pasta, Diddly Squat Farm, Blenheim Palace and the realisation that being posh is also a very expensive hobby!…
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VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68
📣This week, Producer Voorny is back on The Utopia Project couch to revisit his dream planet.... there's some amendments to address, a name change and plenty of new laws to invoke! This time around, we're banning smart glasses, putting women in charge of the government, questioning conspiracy...
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CYBERLEEK & THE WRONG WEDDING! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep67
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another journey into the unknown! First, the lads talk all about Sharpy's latest trip to London, The perils of FOMO & the recent GTA leaks! Then as always, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy get to work building Utopia proper; first with registering the...
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ALICE STRANGE: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS A SCAM! - S09 Ep66
📣 This week on show, the boys joined by Alice Strange. Maverick musician, songwriter, costume designer and all-round creative chaos machine! Chunk, Jak & Sharpy dive into Alice's journey into music, discovering her voice, performing in pubs and clubs as a teenager, the reality of working in the...
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DRUM & BASS BIKE BUNNY! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep65
📣 This week on The Utopia Project, The boys are talking drum & bass bike raves, questionable life choices and one very sweaty bunny. Sharpy has been cycling around Sheffield at a massive drum & bass bike event, getting out of his comfort zone & making friends from strangers. meanwhile Chunk has...
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DISTANCE DIVINE: CROFT FEST WILL BE MASSIVE! - S09 Ep64
📣 This week on the show, The boys are joined by Ryan and Johnny from Distance Divine to build one of the most completely unhinged planets we've ever created.They chat about their new single "The Flood", their songwriting process, the band's return to live music, and Croft Fest — a charity…
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*Bonus* VLOGCAST (Just the pods) RAGE ROOM SPECIAL! - The Utopia Project
🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds…
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I NEED MORE DOPAMINE! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep63
📣 This week, Chunk is in a funk. Despite having plenty going on, he's struggling to find that next big hit of excitement and reckons he needs MORE DOPAMINE. As expected, the lads' solutions quickly escalate from starting a new project to skydiving, jeopardy, nearly dying in a fan and potentially...
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SOAPER: BRING BACK THE 90's! - S09 Ep62
📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & (Kind of) Sharpy are joined by the incredibly talented, Soaper - and things get very, very wet.In a round of Planet wars, Soaper decided to create a planet where waterparks replace roads, lazy rivers are public transport, the "wet folk" and the "landies" are...
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WE FIX ROADWORKS FOREVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep61
📣 This week the boys are back together after a weekend away, featuring questionable water park decisions, birthday celebrations that got out of hand, mysterious falls caught on camera, and an unexpectedly passionate discussion about pickled ginger. Then it's time for another trip to see "The…
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SHARPY: £500K FOR EVERY CITIZEN! - S09 Ep60
📣 This week The boys expand Sharpy's Dreamland with the world of "I'm A Planet, F*** Off" and they explore Berocca Land, hot air balloon luxury travel, a lucky charm worth £500,000, a Hall of Fame featuring Jamie Hutchinson, and a surprisingly honest discussion about mental health and the fear…
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WEIRDEST MONEY-SAVING HOLIDAY EVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep59
📣 This week, Chunk & Jak are joined by James from Deadly Changes as he stands in for Sharpy while he has a well earned birthday week off. The boys somehow convince themselves that flying to Spain for a day just to buy cheap tobacco is a sensible financial decision, debate whether anyone can take...
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CARIAD: I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE, MY CAR IS NOT! - S09 Ep58
📣 Today Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by half of the smooth as hell Cariad. A band formed after an inspirational gig by Richard Ashcroft and love for performing. They talked all about their upcoming album and their extraordinary journey to make it come to fruition and their perilous times at...
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WE'RE ALL JUST FOLLOWING THE CROWD! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep57
📣 This week the boys are back with another episode of absolute nonsense as they talk holidays, tourist traps, creativity, Marvel, horror films, parenting fears, and why apparently nobody can be trusted around a fucking crab. Jak tells all about his trip to Florence and Pisa, including an...
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GUNNAR MACGOWAN: A TRIP TO THE PUB INSPIRED MY ALBUM! - S09 Ep56
📣 The week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by young indie folk upstart, Gunnar Macgowan where he talked about his upcoming album, how he accidentally wrote it after a night on the beers at the cardinal's hat & shared some insights as to what it's like being a rockstar casanova. After a chat, the...
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STRONG MAN TRAINING BROKE ME! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep55
📣 Today on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy chat about their recent jam packed weekend where they popped to see The Fargo Railroad Co. followed by pizza, football and then obviously a day with a strong man filming content and killing themselves off! Follow this up with some classic Utopian games of...
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JAK MAGIK: CREATING THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD - S09 Ep54
📣 On the show this week, the gang try out something new! This time expanding on a previously created planet, and who better to start with than resident dull man; Jak Magik! Jak had already created a proper bang average planet dubbed "Mad Sick 3.6" but on todays exploration we found out all about...
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BROKEN GAME BROKEN ARMS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep53
📣 This week the gang are getting balls deep in the world cup, talking all things meme worthy from the tournament, outrage at FIFA corruption and how someone can break their arm and not play a minute! After some passionate talk, the boys get to the usual Utopian games where they decide on a new...
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CORAL SIMONE: "TROLLED FOR RUNNING A MARATHON!" - S09 Ep52
📣 Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined this week by long time Utopian Allstar, Coral Simone! She talked to them all about her experience running the london marathon and everything she's been up to since her last feature on the show! This is Coral's 3rd time on the show and up until now she hadn't...
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*Bonus* FRANK TURNER CREATES HIS PERFECT PLANET! - The Utopia Project
📣 After a social media man-hunt, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy got the opportunity to catch up with the one and only Frank Turner whilst he was on tour with Bowling for Soup and performing at Lincoln Castle! They explored what Frank's perfect planet was and hear a little bit about his favourite things!…
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BOWLING FOR GRASSHOPPERS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep51
📣 The boys are reunited this week after a couple of substitutions over the last few episodes, and they enjoy a good catch up after a very hecti weekend, getting a last minute interview slot with Frank Turner, going to see him and bowling for soup at the castle, Partying with Jon Mahon &…
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HEADCLOUD: "REINVENTING THE BAND" - S09 Ep50
📣 This week Chunk, Sharpy and substitute co-host Immy, we're joined by Headcloud to chat about the band's new chapter, the creative process behind their latest single, and what really goes into keeping an independent band alive. The gang chat about lineup changes, rebuilding the band's identity,...
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I SAVED HER LIFE IN TESCO! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep49
📣This week Chunk & Sharpy were joined by Jake from Moskito, for an absolute chaos-filled episode. They talked about touring the UK, writing a new album, Toy Story 5 making grown men emotional, the questionable new moustache, football betting disasters and the unbelievable story of how chunk…
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ARTIS MARGINALIA: "HANDMADE ART BEATS AI!" - S09 Ep48
📣 This week the boys we're joined by Tom and Bethan from Artis Marginalia, the creators behind a growing handmade art business built on lino printing, storytelling and authentic craftsmanship. Chunk, Jak & Sharpy dive into how they turned a creative passion into a successful business, selling at...
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FOOTBALL IS CHANGING! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep45
📣 In today's episode, the boys talk all about the recent passing of Oliver Tree, The world cup American gentrification outrage & The state of UK news broadcasts! After a catch up and an arguably risque observation, the boys explore some Utopian folklore as they discuss alternative options for...
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HEARTSTRUNG: "MAKING 100 SONGS TO KEEP 1!" - S09 Ep46
📣 On the show this week, the boys are joined by 2 parts of metal sensations; Heartstrung. The boys talked all about their upcoming music release, how they whittle down their writing so they can put out only songs that hit the spot and a fun to play. After a chat about the band, Chunk, Jak &…
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METAL GEAR YORKSHIRE! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep45
📣 This week the boys have some group therapy after a tough day, as they talk all about chunks latest nintendo switch obsession, what it was like growing up and trying to find naked ladies, the joys of teletext dating, what seperated the alpha males from the betas and even the state of the 2026...
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GUTS: "THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT HELPED US!" - S09 Ep44
📣Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined this week by 2 out of 3 of the punk illumni of GUTS! They chatted about their recent performance at Southside, Lincoln, where they performed a Greenday tribute set, they told us how their time at secondary school helped fuel them to be the band they are today and...
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RAIN, TRAINS & WORKOUT GAINS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep43
📣 Today's mid-week show saw the Chunk(stein) take a fun trip into town looking for trains and school shoes, Jak journeyed to Manchester to see Ren & The Big Push and Sharpy rediscovered his love for pre workout! After an extended catch up, the boys got to building Utopian lore as they decided on...
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Dr KATE CHERRELL: "GHOST EXPERIENCE SHOULDN'T BE SNUBBED!" - S09 Ep42
📣 On the show this week, the boys are joined the paranormal historian, writer and all round bad ass that is Dr Kate Cherrell! As they discuss the origins of ectoplasm, paranormal experiences and obviously.... phallic mountains.... After exploring the paranormal world, they get to exploring…
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RED HOT RED ARROWS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep41
📣 This week the boy's are battling the recent heat wave and just about coping with being in the studio, but they soldier through, nonetheless! They talk about the red arrows returning to lincolnshire, Sharpys cycling antics and dish out some points from the public! After a quick catch up, the…
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DEADLY CHANGES: "MY OCD INSPIRED MY SONGS" - S09 Ep40
📣 On the show today, we have the punk & roll bad boys of Deadly Changes; They talked all about the birth of the band, their journey to their first release and what inspires their music. After finding out about all that, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy explored their perfect planet! It contained as much…
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SORRY, I'M TIRED! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep39
📣 This week the boys talk about their trip to Create & Destroy, Sharpy's new cycling venture, They have a little mental health wellbeing check in, and Chunk makes a formal apology! After the standard catch up, the boys get to playing some games, where they discuss the best thing to smuggle in…
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CARL HUDSON: "I'LL FALL INTO TERRY WOGAN!" - S09 Ep38
📣 The boys are joined this week by session musician, jazz maverick and all round nutty professor; Carl Hudson as he shares his stories from touring the world, the nerves that it takes to perform on massive stages & his back catalogue of weird and wonderful adventures! After a good chat, Chunk…
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SCORE MORE & BROADCAST! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep37
📣 This week the boys have a score to settle as VAR strikes again to reveal a points fumble from times past! So, After a leveling of the playing field, the boys talked all about their recent appearance on local radio before getting into some of the usual competitive chaos! 🌍 The Utopia Project…
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YELLOWBELLY RECORDS: "REAL MUSIC DISTIBUTION" - S09 Ep36
📣 On the show today, we have the awesome Yellowbelly Records! A grassroots record label that promotes and distributes phyiscal media that champions unsigned and underground artists! From cassettes to mastering they do the lot! They boys talked about the birth of the label, why physical media is...
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BIRMINGHAM & PLAYSTATION! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep35
📣This week, the boys are talking all about they're recent trip to birmingham, where they discovered a bar with a drinks deal they simply could not resist! They revealed a secret about Just Eat delivery, Took a nostalgic trip back through the unmistakable sounds of playstation, cooked up a…
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FARGO RAILROAD CO: "TOURING WITH HAYSEED DIXIE" - S09 Ep34
📣 This week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by bluegrass champions, Fargo Railroad Co. They talked all about their latest album, Touring life with Hayseed Dixie & the power of physical merch alongside the perils of PRS. After a good ole catch up, they explored the Fargo planet that was heavily...
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V.A.R & LAUNDRY WOES! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep33
📣 Today The boys are taking to the replay screen to get a decision on some misplaced points! Discuss angry content responses and Sharpy's latest business venture!After the usual catch up, The boys get to deciding things within Utopia, where they explore the most prized cube shaped item, discover...
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PARALLEL STATES: "LINCS POP PUNK" - S09 Ep32
📣 On the show this week, the boys are joined but 2 out of 3 members of Parallel States, an east bay style pop punk sensation from the heart if lincs & notts. The boys talked all about owning a UK baseball team, the american influence on their music & fighting smack heads. They also cobbled...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you?From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!
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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national...
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