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The Vampire Diaries Diaries

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The definitive podcast about modern classic The Vampire Diaries.

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  1. Holiday Special: Wrapped Up in Christmas

    Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.

  2. S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful

    All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

  3. S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street

    A tale of flashbacks and flash drives...

  4. S04E07: My Brother's Keeper

    Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

  5. S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes

    Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

  6. S04E05: The Killer

    I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

  7. S04E04: The Five

    Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

  8. S04E03: The Rager

    Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

  9. S04E02: Memorial

    Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

  10. S04E01: Growing Pains

    More like "Growing Fangs" am I right?

  11. S03E22: The Departed

    Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!

  12. S03E21: Before Sunset

    A very special episode about what NOT to do right after having multiple pints of blood removed from your body.

  13. S03E20: Do Not Go Gentle

    In which Rebekah is once again prevented from attending a school dance.

  14. S03E19: Heart of Darkness

    Stefan and Alaric's dark sides have a play date, and Elena gets very horny in Denver.

  15. S03E18: The Murder of One (feat. Jon Kinnally)

    In which there's definitely more than one murder.

  16. S03E17: Break On Through

    Alaric woke up on the evil side of the bed, and Damon orchestrates the least sexy threesome of all time.

  17. S03E16: 1912

    The serial killer plotline comes to a head in the most convoluted way possible, and we flash back to a not-very-interesting Mystic Falls, 1912.

  18. S03E15: All My Children (feat. Jesse Skewes)

    Esther wants to murder All Her Children and only Elena cares enough to try to stop her.

  19. S03E14: Dangerous Liaisons (feat. Abby Stassen)

    The Originals throw a lavish ball, but horses steal the show.

  20. S03E13: Bringing Out The Dead

    Five resurrections, four stabbings and one death: just another typical week in Mystic Falls!

  21. S03E12: The Ties That Bind

    Jeremy's gone, but Bill Forbes is back to take his place at the top of our shit list.

  22. S03E11: Our Town

    We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.

  23. S03E10: The New Deal

    Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.

  24. S03E09: Homecoming

    The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.

  25. S03E08: Ordinary People (feat. Mike Kane)

    In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.

  26. S03E07: Ghost World (feat. Mike Kane and Soterios the Cat)

    Welcome back, Lexi! Welcome back, Uncle Mason! WELCOME BACK, DRUNK GRANDMA!!!!!!!

  27. S03E06: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    It's the first day of Senior Year and only two people get stabbed!

  28. S03E05: The Reckoning

    Klaus crashes Senior Prank Night and Matt manages to come up with an idiotic plan that even Elena couldn't rival.

  29. S03E04: Disturbing Behavior

    Everybody wants Elena's ugly-ass necklace and Alaric takes a major tumble in our list of favorite characters.

  30. S03E03: The End of the Affair

    A better title for this episode would have been Nik and Stefan's Infinite Slaylist.

  31. S03E02: The Hybrid

    Elena out-dumbs herself while Matt and Jeremy embark on a ghost adventure.

  32. S03E01: The Birthday

    Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.

  33. S02E22: As I Lay Dying

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  34. S02E21: The Sun Also Rises (feat. Allie Kazlauskas)

    Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.

  35. S02E20: The Last Day (feat. Rose Haley)

    The sacrifice is tonight so naturally Stefan forces Elena to hike up a mountain.

  36. S02E19: Klaus (feat. Lindsay Malinowski)

    Let's give a warm welcome to Niklaus 1492 and his terrible wig!

  37. S02E18: The Last Dance

    AlarKlaus is not a very good Decade Dance chaperone.

  38. S02E17: Know Thy Enemy

    There's a lot of backstabbing, but this time it's figurative.

  39. S02E16: The House Guest

    Astral projection and flamethrowers don't mix well.

  40. S02E15: The Dinner Party

    No dinner party is complete without at least two surprise stabbings.

  41. S02E14: Crying Wolf

    Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.

  42. Jack Frost (feat. Rose Haley and Mike Kane)

    Our previous guests Rose and Mike join us for a holiday recap of Jack Frost, aka the movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman.

  43. S02E13: Daddy Issues

    Never go with a werewolf to a second location.

  44. S02E12: The Descent

    Rose isn't feeling very well.

  45. S02E11: By The Light Of The Moon

    Tyler turns into both a werewolf and a sympathetic character for the first time.

  46. S02E10: The Sacrifice

    Everybody has their own plan for evading Klaus and they're all terrible.

  47. S02E09: Katerina

    Goodbye Katherine 1864, hello Katerina 1490!

  48. S02E08: Rose (feat. Chuck Tingle)

    We find out why you should never enter into a slap bet with a vampire, and VERY special guest Chuck Tingle calls in for a quick chat about love, and the dangers of going home with handsome vampires.

  49. S02E07: Masquerade

    Everybody's trying to kill Katherine, and Beth and Claire get real during Why Are Men.

  50. S02E06: Plan B

    Who gets stabbed in the Gilbert kitchen this week? Listen to find out!

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