PODCAST · comedy
The Violent Professional
by The Violent Professional
The Violent Professional is a deep dive into the ridiculous mind of host Whiskey Mike and his guests. You never know what you're going to get when you enter the den of the Death Cheetah!
Episodes
-
Episode 113: George of the Grundle
Dive into chimp geopolitics' shadowy world, filled with whispered conspiracies, brutal power struggles, and haunting laughter. From bloody territorial wars to chilling chimp leaders' schemes, brace for a descent into primal savagery and dark humor. Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com…
more -
Episode 112: Deathtales A Woo Hoo
Death by stair, death by donuts, death by brain-eating amoeba, death by AI! This episode has all the death your little black heart desires! Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com for 20% off your entire order! Hit that subscribe button now to stay in the loop and receive notifications for...
-
Episode 111: Randonauts
Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com for 20% off your entire order! Hit that subscribe button now to stay in the loop and receive notifications for every new release! Randonautica is a super creepy app that, when you use it and think of something, will manifest your darkest thoughts and...
-
Episode 110: Frothy Returns
We have a lot of extremely important topics to discuss!
-
Episode 109: Carnivorous Alpaca
Beneath the luxurious softness of the majestic alpaca's fur lurk sinister motivations. Despite their friendly facade, these creatures harbor a darker side. Don't forget to subscribe and show your support with a 5-star rating!
-
Episode 108: Honey Dickin
Ever wonder what it would be like to consume a hundred-year-old mummy entombed in a coffin full of honey?
-
MCA Chapter 5 - The Havok King!
Through the mountainside, the vile and unforgiving Havok King waits deep within his malevolent fortress's bowels! What evil punishment awaits our prisoner's trio in this dark and devilish place? Cast: Scrutinus Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. Horace, Thomas, and Gerald were played by Peter...
-
Episode 107: On the White Web
No need to find love on the Dark Web when there's the white web!
-
Episode 106: Cannibalism Chronicle
Cannibalism throughout the ages is way more common than you might think! There are a lot of recent cannibal events that have happened within the past few years that I bet you didn't even hear of! Tune in to hear about Cannibalism throughout history!
-
MCA Chapter 4 - Pyramid Snumahs
Jort takes the boys hostage and forces them to sell Cream for him in the streets of Turmoil Town. Horace finds a new hobby that he spends waaay too much Coon Coin on. Sid tries everything he can to get out of work. S-88 gets some new arms. And an old blast from the past shows up! Cast in order of...
-
MCA Chapter 3 - The Snumah between us!
CHAPTER 3 - Summary Holding up in Old Man Jeff's creepy cave, the boys ask for help to get to the town they've been searching for. Jeff assists them on their way by giving them a magical strength & stamina potion with a mysterious side effect. On their journey through the cave known as "The Cave…
more -
MCA Chapter 2 - A Snumah in need, is a Snumah indeed!
After escaping the battle between Thomas & Gary, the boys continue on their journey toward the town. They are overcome by hunger and encounter a group of tiny creatures along the way, and they decide to hunt the beasts. After the feast, they converse about their pasts and how they move forward in...
-
Episode 105: Psychic Vampires
Discussions ensue about our experiences with people who use the dark arts to subdue and confuse people through nefarious means!
-
Episode 104: Birds Aren't Real
Bringing spy bird awareness to the masses each episode!
-
MCA Chapter 1 - Hold Tight Tiny Snumah!
We've been working on a project in secret. I figured we'd release episode 1 here for all of our loyal supporters! Enjoy!!! Mega-Cosmic Adventure is an improvised science fiction story following a human named Sid, a Bi-pedal man horse named Horace, a cyborg created during a botched lab experiment...
-
Episode 103: It's Been a While
We've been busy working on some totally radical, super dope, mind melting, Mega cosmic projects! Here's what we've been working on!
-
Episode 102: Master Bob's Tiger Dojo
I'm not saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it, but I'm totally saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it. Time to enter the podcast dojo it's another episode!
-
Episode 101: Banging a Dead Horse
Just two dudes on vacation, having a good old dude celebration and discussing all things New World Order!
-
Episode 100: Murderverse Serial Killer Manifesto
We aim to be the Metaverse's first serial killers. Listen to us discuss how we are going to do it, why we will do it, and there is nothing the Evil Lord Zuckerbot-3000 can do about it!
-
Episode 099: Thad Chundercock
Thad Chundercock is here to snap necks and discuss WW3, politics, and devour all the bone marrow in order to starve the Dinner King to death!
-
Episode 098: Metaverse Worm Farm
Come on down to Jeffrey Bigthumb's carnivorous worm farm and VR theme park! The joys are non-stop when you enter the Metaverse and let Zark Muckerberg feast upon your tasty, tasty spinal fluid! The visuals may be fake, but the terror is oh so real!
-
Episode 097: Ax Murder Mystery
Between the evening of June 9, 1912, and the early morning of June 10, 1912, in the town of Villisca, Iowa, eight people were found brutally mutilated and bashed to death by an ax murderer. So sit back, relax, and let's dig up the past and talk about some forgotten American history!
-
Episode 096: Jruck Me in my Trent
Hide your kids, and hide your wives! There is a serial killer on the loose and he goes by the name Phil Posby. This dastardly evildoer has been spotted luring women into his rooftop tent, only to fold them into it when they aren't looking! Tune in to find out more about the latest menace lurking...
-
Episode 095: Space Monkey 2
Apparently, Missouri has a problem with cannibals and no one wants to talk about it. Fear not though, I am more than willing to! Let's get spooky!
-
Episode 094: Space Monkey
Life is weird, but it's weirder if you live in the year 2021! Let's talk about it!
-
Episode 093: Treason Season
The story of a lifetime lived during the Endless War that finally ended...
-
Episode 092: Loyal to the Turmoil
This is a take-over episode by your favorite local concerned citizen Hubert Cumberdale himself! Listen as Hubert talks about all the important current events of 1993 and how that idiot Thomas is trying to wreck everything!
-
Episode 091: Unfortunate Turd of Events
Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!
-
Episode 090: Old Baby
Take a trip with me on the Animal Train to Rant City. It's therapy this week as I discuss all things annoying at this current stage of my life!
-
Episode 089: Daemonologie
Daemonologie by King James I of England is one of the great pieces of literature described by many to be the Ultimate Witch Hunter's Handbook. Follow me on this dark journey into the twisted mind of the man responsible for every major witch hunt in history!
-
Episode 088: The Silly Goose Hour
This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...
-
Episode 087: Bohemian Grove
The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!
-
Episode 086: Podcast Master Class
When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!
-
Episode 085: The Human Zoo
Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!
-
Episode 084: Anti-Everything
When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!
-
Episode 083: Daddy Made You Some Content
You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!
-
Episode 082: Animal Royale 1
16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!
-
Episode 081: Two Flappy Flaps
Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...
-
Episode 080: Arkansas
I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!
-
Episode 079: Leaning Tower of Meatza
This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!
-
Episode 078: It smells like Grandpa's Cock in here!
What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.
-
Episode 077: Raccoon Style
Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!
-
Episode 076: The Plot Thickens
Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment...
-
Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water
Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water by Violent Professional Podcast Network
-
Episode 074: Necksecution
We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!
-
Episode 073: My Dad the Alien
Whatever happened to predictability? I got this alien dad who put me all on TV! Tune in to listen to this jaw-dropping episode to learn the truth about our origins that the government won't tell you!
-
Episode 072: VFH1 - Thanksgiving
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at...
-
Episode 071: Hungry like the Alien
I watched every last Alien movie and found out they predicted 2020 to a T. Listen to what I learned about this crazy time! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram:...
-
Episode 070: Bamboozles for the Foodzles
International treats & domestic Tweets! On this episode, we cover everything from deadly cave exploration, to the greatest threat the nation faces, to the very personal threat of vomiting the random snacks we eat during the episode. Enjoy this rotten egg of a show! Please hit like, subscribe to...
-
Episode 069: You Want Side-hair?!
Two things you need to learn about me: 1) my hairstyle choice is based on the fact I abhor getting haircuts. 2) I wear hats only because of my hatred for barbers. Now that you know that listen to my tale about how I got to this point in my life. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and…
more
We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.
No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.
No topics indexed yet for this podcast.
Loading reviews...
ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Violent Professional is a deep dive into the ridiculous mind of host Whiskey Mike and his guests. You never know what you're going to get when you enter the den of the Death Cheetah!
HOSTED BY
The Violent Professional
CATEGORIES
Loading similar podcasts...
Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does The Violent Professional have?
The Violent Professional currently has 119 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Violent Professional about?
The Violent Professional is a deep dive into the ridiculous mind of host Whiskey Mike and his guests. You never know what you're going to get when you enter the den of the Death Cheetah!
How often does The Violent Professional release new episodes?
The Violent Professional publishes regularly with 119 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
Where can I listen to The Violent Professional?
You can listen to The Violent Professional on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.
Who hosts The Violent Professional?
The Violent Professional is created and hosted by The Violent Professional.
URL copied to clipboard!