The Wag Tongue Weekly News

Today...a very special meeting of the OPPJ-POJO with a "SMILEY' response to a recent unfortunate incident!

Now that Sex, Smut, and Corruption have finally been exposed in the Louisiana justice system.....will something be done to stop it? We doubt it....but it makes for interesting conversation after church or at the bar!

After an outstanding week last week at 14 and 2 (damned Saints $%$%) Jeremiahj Jones Jr. (Triple J) offers his take on week 14!

It's a great week to gobble up all the football you want with a full slate of games on tap for Thanksgiving Day, Friday, Sunday and Monday. Jeremiah Jones Jr. aka Triple "J" offers his thoughts on all 16 games including whether the Saints win at home and the Cowboys pull off 2 wins in a row. Enjoy!

Triple "J" Jeremiah Jones Jr. offers his take on the Cowboys vs Texans...Saints, Chiefs/Bills...and all the rest for week #11...

Coming off a stellar week last week (12-3) Triple J (Jeremiah Jones Jr.) offers his toughts on week #10 in the NFL!

After going 11 and 5 last week, Triple J sets his sights on week #9...but....the Cowboys are playing one of the teams he hates most...sooo.....who will he pick...and have the Saints finally found a team they can beat?

After a quick shareholders meeting....the 19th Hole at the BDCC will remain open to all genders!

after a rough week last week (7-9) Triple J tries to bounce back in week #8....but....both the Saints and the Cowboys are playing...sooooo...how will he choose?

The powers that be have turned the "19th hole" into a "Men's Only Bar!" and the local women folk are tongue flappin' attorney hirin' MAD!

THE TRUMP/HARRIS DEBATE WE ALL WANT TO HEAR

After two successful weeks (10 and 4) and (11 and 3) Triple J enlists the help of old friend Booger Boudreaux to help him pick the Saints/Broncos matchup...and then offers his thoughts on week #7

After a 10 and 4 record last week. Triple J. Jeremiah Jones Jr. offers his thoughts on week #6

just in case you missed it....I.B. High's prediction for the Saints/Chiefts...and a duet with Tay Tay!

This week. Jeremiah Jones Jr. (Triple J) invites long time prediction expert I.B. High to join him for week #5....and...his highness does a duet with none other than Taylor Swift!!

taking his record of 27 adn 20 into week 4...triple J gives us his thoughs on the weekend and the Thursday night contest!

Are the Saints really THAT good? Is this the year for the Texans? Is Dak worth all that $$$ that the Cowboys paid him? After an 8 and 8 week...Triple "J" Jeremiah Jones Jr.....the "black sheep" of the famous Jones Football Family.....offers his predictions for week #3 in the NFL.

Our New correspondent....Jeremiah Jones Jr. (Triple J) Offers his take on the new 18 week season and week #1.

Mary Jane Cookies reopens in West Wag Tongue after brief shutdown........Supreme Court to investigate whether matter might have been the cause of LSU loss!

HOCKEY RETURNS TO WAG TONGUE!!!The Wag Tongue Water Snakes are set to thrill at least 2 dozen garden district sports fans and take the heat off local concert promoters!COLLEGE FOOTBALLThe University of Losers on the Bayou is ranked dead last in 1-A...but...the fighting Wart Hogs are hopeful they might still get a bowl bid...LOCAL OLYMPIAN RETURNS VICTORIOUS A gold medal was won by a local man in the Catalytic Converter Removal CategoryEnjoy and feel free to Share!

This week...The 4th District Court of Watchitall Patrish is BROKE.. and the POJO wants it's money! The Artsty Fartsy community touts how much money it brought to the area last year...so...West Wag Tongue Mayor Stacy Two-Names decided to pass another TAX to get what's left of area businesses profits. And the company that ruined the only for-hospital is BROKE TOO...and hoping to sell the facility blaming the POJO for not telling them it was supposed to heal people and not just make money! PLUS...a member of the Chefs and Lawyers scandal spotted in a bar by the media getting "tanked" in hopes of being "spanked."

The Fair returns to West Wag Tongue ...both communities discuss economic boosts and downfallsAmazon to train robots to work in new center located near Coon Community College...North Louisiana Music and Kareoke Wanna Be Festival Planned...Hood High School Football Coach resigns!