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the Watermelon Beef Show

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Two rotten comedians in a bedroom talking nonsense.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 35: The Cliff-Hanger...

    James and Jonathan discuss Episode 34's suckiness, Jon's low energy, crazy homeless people and how it all relates to James being a comedy newb. Then the gang mentions Paul's new girlfriend, eating contests and why the Roast of Charlie Sheen was crap. In segment 2, James mocks Paul's life…

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  2. Episode 34 featuring Taylor Collins

    James & Jonathan discuss the new thin Magnum condoms, Taylor's failed attempts at a no-sex-with-comics policy, and the gang's take on the recession. In 2 MINUTES WITH PAUL, James whines about Paul's attitude, and after- we all whine about the lack of email interaction. In segment 2, James argues...

  3. Episode 33: You're A Dick

    James and Jonathan talk fashion, James gets racist in honor of 9/11, dogs eat their owner, giant crocs eat several owners, sperm is donated, and the gang dicusses Jim Carry's possible insanity and comics who don't age well... In segment 2, Jonathan bombs in giving a good STORY and explains…

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  4. Episode 32: Alone again...

    James and Jonathan discuss James' new fascination with "Storage Wars" and James claims it's his new calling- then the gang touches on celebrity relationships, a dehydrated schoolboy, and NBA asthma in smoke-filled China. In segment 2, James upholds his ridiculous Texas loyalty, Paul and Jonathan...

  5. Episode 31 (featuring Kyle Chrise)

    James and Jonathan discuss how captivating Little League can be, Blake Griffin in comedy and Steve Jobs' joblessness. Then, the gang takes a minute to address condescending superfan Melanie Burnett's ridiculous email. In Segment 2, Paul inquires about plumber etiquette in TWO MINUTES WITH PAUL…

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  6. Episode 30 (feat. Kyle Chrise)

    James and Jonathan discuss a more dangerous neighborhood and grill Paul on his alma mater, the Kyle Chrise joins the gang and talks on brain eating amoebas, bad tipper and feminine grooming. In segment 2, the guys lament their lack of email, remember the band Warrant and hate on Coco Chanel....

  7. Episode 29: The Fecal Episode

    James grills Jonathan on when he'll get married and his upcoming anniversary and James brags about his weight loss triumphs. Then, in NEWS, the two discuss the abused homeless man from Fullerton and a South African bank robber who got away... In segment 2, the gang interviews Paul about a recent...

  8. Episode 28: The Return

    James and Jonathan discuss their open mic hosting success and how they deserve money, fake meat, and vacations...Then James claims he will in fact begin the master cleanse "soon", professes his love for the Dallas Cowboys and describes his time on a REAL podcast, and Jonathan laments the honey…

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Two rotten comedians in a bedroom talking nonsense.

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