The Way It Is

Send a textLady and Gents.. the end is here. 13-8-1, going for our 14th win.. Epstein files, the world apparently ended in Myrtle Beach. Going for broke with some serious social media accountability for my weight loss journey. Can Costco implement stop signs and turn signals on their shopping carts?

Send a textMinnesota is what the New York Jets organization looks like if they were a society. Friends - to be or not to be. My wife and her mugs, there's only one way to declutter. Mets. Jets. U U U UCONN wild finish. Let's finish out as winners! 13-7-1 going for 14th win! 

Send a textMy biggest regrets so far in life, only two of them isn't bad. Fandom at its finest with my New York Islanders. Crunch fitness is absolutely bonkers, but for goodness sake clean up your damn weights! Some things last a long time, but none longer than friendship. Weekend recap - LOTY 12-7-1 ; going for 13th win! 

Send a textGetting older is simply the best, Costco clothes make style out of real men. Golf game is going in reverse. What my retirement job should be one day. Miami continues to prove me wrong. LOTY 12-6-1 going for 13th win! 

Send a textHappy New Year! We are so back, public winner last week, going for our 12th win in a row! Congrats to the Somalis, is that YouTube news guy Nick a diversion? Gyms need to let hot women workout for free. The mets have done less than even I expected, which is nothing. LOTY 11-6-1 ; Going for 12th win! 

Send a textLong week, but nothing calms my nerves more than using my wife's hair products in the shower. The Mets continue to break my heart. Presents are... well sort of. LOTY 9-6-1 Going for 10th Win!

Send a textMets rant back up and corrected, Enjoy! I feel like I am starting to be the responsible one. Spend less, think more for your Christmas gifts. The war on food in the fridge, last bite tastes the best. How much more is a Christmas tree going to cost before it's all said and done? Michigan really got all they can handle with this scandal.. LOTY 9-5-1 - Going for 10th win!

Send a textHow I really feel about what is going on with the New York Mets, David Stearns, and Steven Cohen. Maybe I can jinx them into making moves, but my money is on absolutely not.. Viewer Discretion Advised. 

Send a textLadies and gents we haven't lost since... well a long time. Lane Kiffin Files > Epstein Files.. what in the world is going on with that. Bears in the crawl space tells me nothing is affordable anymore. Golf Tournament champions. No, I don't want to lose to get a better draft pick. LOTY (9-4-1) going for out SIXTH straight! 

Send a textTurkey is out, pizza is in. Why do we only have to have stuffing on Thanksgiving? David Stearns gives me zero reason to be excited. Thanksgiving NFL Madness, and more! Going for our 5th straight LOTY winner! (8-4-1)

Send a textWhy I will never go to a World Cup game! Just finished up playing the round of my life shooting an 81, that was fun. Why are micro penises the talk of the town in the news? Nothing like celebrating the death and enslavement of millions of native Americans over turkey. NY Sports chatter.. LOTY (7-4-1) Going for 8th win! 

Send a textNew York Sports banter for a quick moment, & getting old sucks. How about those Epstein files, and why does my Mac book automatically capitalize the E in his name?! Lock of the Year! 6-4-1 ( Going for 7th win )

Send a textSweet Moses do we need a win; it's sign season with Election Day here! Dodgers come back in one of the most wildest endings in the World Series. Jets reaction; boy they made some stellar moves! Loser of the week - Alec Baldwin. Better chance I make changes to NY than Momdanny! LOTY dying for a win (5-4-1).

Send a textIt's Halloween in the United States, but it's easter in Costco. Why do we have to get involved in other countries so called problems? New York sports talk, no way on earth Mets can let Peter go. It's that time of year where your water stays cold in the car all year long. LOTY ( 5-3-1) looking to bounce back with our 6th win!

Send a textCan we prolong the home soil win streak? Why jeopardize a 160M career earnings for 200k? FBI gambling busts and the NBA, what would I do? Loser of the week is... a tough question. What is on my algorithm this week you ask? Of course a jets rant, and last but not least.. the LOTY ( 5-2-1 ) going for our 6th win! 

Send a textBack in the states, back on track! 1-0-1 last week. Loser of the week ties straight into the jets putrid display of what a blind man would call football. Grades from overseas, food, women, cleanliness. How are your goals going, re setting mine. LOTY - going for our 5TH WIN .. (4-2-1)

Send a textHeading back ; what I learned in a nutshell.. best food out of the 3 countries? Hands down in ___________ . What culture dominates the travel trade the best? Loser of the week? None other than our United States Gov! Escaping death from a Munich Oktoberfest Bombing, no problem! LOTY 3-2 (Going for 4th and 5th win)

Send a textStarting off with losing my mind over the Jets and Mets. Nothing like catching a sinus infection on the road. Oktoberfest is more than a once in a lifetime experience. Berlin is absolutely beautiful. Don't yell at your kids for things you haven't taught them yet. Nothing like bouncing BACK! LOTY 3-1 

Send a textWe want MORE! We are on absolute FIRE. Loser of the week, don't do half your job do ALL of it! I am 34, and I can do what I want. Marriage flys by. New York sports talk, and yet again sending you another LOCK OF THE YEAR (3-0) going for 4th straight win!

Send a textWhat a wild week in the world. Biggest loser of the week is? My algorithm is the most diabolical thing on the planet. There really isn't any surprise why lazy people like to remain lazy, off days are fun. Funning isn't run, pretty much. Give El Chapo the keys to the Federal Reserve. Week 3 LOTY!! (2-0) 

Send a textWe have won more than the mets in the last week, and we only pick one game. Nothing like getting bent into a pretzel at the blackjack table and live to tell about it. We now have a LOSER OF THE WEEK! Ether tip, or stay home. The wife is back, and things are back in order. LOTY 1-0 GOING FOR 2-0 ! 

Send a textWe are so back! Is marrying for money okay? Let's talk about it. Nothing like seeing friends and family. Integrity has gone by the wayside in this country. Epstein list.. get out with it already. Give credit to those who deserve it, AKA Jalen Hurts! LOTY Week 1 is OUT! 

Send a textLadies and gents - we are back. Never felt better! A little bit of this, that, and the other. Chicken can bring people together. Some summer activities. A golf cart tab for the ages. Distance makes the heart grow fonder! Don't forget about your futures! LOTY future is OUT!

Send a textOnly a Brooklyn woman from NY who is married with a kid seek refuge in love with a Pakistani teenager. Best Buy is not the Best Buy. Where art thou my wife? Are vets held to the same standard of heeding the call for pet health? LOCK OF THE YEAR! going for 18-7, (17-7 @ 72%)

Send a textOnly thing that can stop us is the end of the NFL season! 6 straight winners, 17-7 overall. If I didn't have dogs, I could leave right now go get tacos in Mexico and fly back in the same day. Road rage and how I am now dealing with it. I have officially been workout tracked. Being a single dad is harder than I thought.. No LOTY, bask in the glory of being 17-7! 

Send a textThe story of the 1,500-1 BANGER, who the hell is running Southwest Airlines? The people from Facebook marketplace make the DMV look like a fashion show. Snow in Myrtle? THE Lock of the Year - 16-7 going for 17-7, 5 game win streak!

Send a textCredit card companies have the worst automated service on earth to save a few bucks. Birthday has come and gone. Real estate is not for the faint of heart. God giveth, god taketh, Marc looks to receiveth! LOTY 15-7 going for 16th win!!

Send a textTo Boston and back, men wearing dresses, marijuana and clam chowder and everything in between. Finally purging this home and goodwill is my best friend. Sports and of course - the LOCK of the YEAR (14-7) going for 15-7! 

Send a textWorst air BNB experience of my life, Miami 95 is not for the weak and feeble. Spanish grandma gets on a blackjack heater. The people you meet at a casino can be echoed in eternity. Take a road trip! LOTY 13-7 going for 14-7!!! 

Send a textMarc is in the car with his wife and he still says whatever he wants. this air bnb is a dump, twin peaks? I am more interested in the cold beer and food. Horse track is my second home. Why isn't wrapping paper reusable? LOTY going for 13-7 ! (12-7)

Send a textWe got hosed by the bills, back on the horse. Dog balls and more. Was nakatomi plaza built better than the twin towers? Jesus needs to be made into an action figure for nativity scenes. LOTY ( 11-7 ) going for 12th win! 

Send a textThe best wedding I have been to. Soto signed with the mets. Who is Luigi and is he a criminal or a hero? If you cannot tell me what is up with these drones I want my money back. Don't buy toys, buy experiences! LOTY 10-6 * Double Trouble * this week. TWO PLAYS.

Send a textChristmas lights are for thee, not for me. Road rage incident had me stay in my car, I would rather get shot than stabbed. They don't make men like they did 50 years ago. LOTY 10-5 * going for 11th WIN! 

Send a textLOTY tries to double its wins from its losses (9-5 currently). The fact we celebrate the killing of native Americans is really not a surprise. Having dinner with white people can be the last dinner you ever have. O O O ( ozempic ); just eat a salad instead. I have had enough of Christmas being this early. 

Send a textThanksgiving is almost here, and not sure I can give any thanks to my dad raising me a jets fan. The one time I year I do THIS. Should there be a movement to give Native American more team names? Black Friday mayhem. Your daily reminder that the New York Jets can always be worse than they are. LOTY (8-5), 9-5 is so much sweeter than 8-6. 

Send a textAmericans are no longer made like they used to be. There needs to be harsher punishments for those who do not yield. The good, the bad, the moms. I have to divorce the jets permanently. LOTY (7-4) going for WINS 8 & 9 ! 

Send a textHow early is too early to get to the airport? Stadium food has went from trashy to classy in just 10 quick years. Keeping off hotel floors and turning on AM radio means I'm getting old. Everybody hates the jets rant, and poor poor yankees! LOTY (7-3) going for 8th win! 

Send a textNew streak starts NOW! Why did the geese cross the road, when nothing is on the other side? Workout threads giving homeless people a better perception. Sports moments that will never leave your memory, and of course.. the LOTY (6-2) double banger on deck! 

Send a textWhat is losing? Why your political sign on your lawn may make me switch my vote. People who know without reason, don't be that person. The art of marriage.. I mean war. Are the ice cream machines really dirty? *LOTY 6-1* going for 7-1 ! 

Send a textRoses are red, violets are blue, winning is fun, and who throws a shoe... honestly? Touting my 5-1 LOTY record as the streak continues. The mets have been on one of the most magical runs in all of sports.  Jets finally fire the bald lesbian. Who didn't post a picture of the sky the other day, besides me? Democrats decide to keep their veteran QB at the helm. * LOTY 5-1 * , can we pick up our 6th win? 

Send a textOctober is HERE! Hurricane Helen shows us the governments true colors. Is Hawk Tuah really the sergeant of spit? Woody Johnson may have everything but balls. There is no speed limit for a bathroom emergency. *LOTY (3-1)* going for wins 4 and 5 ! 

Send a textCostco is playing a game not yet created via food court pricing. Where the hell are the geese K through 12? P.. Did He? And more... *LOTY 2-1* 

Send a textLittle bit of this, and a little bit of controlling my anger during road rage. Why do we get so angry when we are behind the wheel of the car? For the love of god - Please don't use colored golf balls. Another week, another *WIN LOTY (2-0)*!

Send a textThe real episode two. Philly airport, the price of ice cream, sports, and the pains and pleasures of trying to sell your house while living in it. Last but not least - leans and a LOCK * 1-0 LOTY*

Send a textFinally putting procrastinating aside... Marc goes to a wedding, Philadelphia airport is proud to bring disgusting to a whole new level. Could ice cream ever be more expensive? *LOCK of the year 1-0 in 2024*

Send a textWelcome to The Way It Is podcast. Welcome to my world, the world of uncertainty in what you unknowingly will say next, speaking your mind, whether that is being honest or your unwanted opinion. Sports, comedy, rants, guests, and more. Everything you want to hear, when you want to hear it. Straight from the mouth of some former New Yorker now living in the south. If you know, you know. It just is what it is.