The Weave

Egg Nog, Wellness Checks, Insane Asylums, Butts, Bloody Santas and your gay uncle Larry. Folks, it's the weave. What else did you expect?

Grease up your lips and pull up your suspenders, it's time once again for the weavemaster to wax his poetics upon the masses. Today he talks about filet o' fish, but don't worry there's many other topics being tackled. From Rush Hour 4 to Mall Santas to Salvation Army. Pretty much everything is covered in this ep.

Grab a broomstick and straddle the broomstick and pretend you're flying on the broomstick because the Weavemaster is here to talk with you about Witches. Nobody knows more about witches than the weavemaster. You'll realize that when you listen.

The weavemaster is back and he's finally doing it. He's talking about fingers. Weave listeners have been begging for this one for quite a while and here it is. He talks about fingers and thumbs and palms and strangers and x-men and prison and Clint Eastwood and so much more. Weave around and find out.

The weavemaster pays a loving tribute to his friend lost too soon, s***house Joe. RIP BUHBYE

We finally get a sneak peak at the weavemasters beautiful unproduced screenplay. And so much more. Weave around and find out. Go ahead, I dare you.

Strap on your strap ons and relax because it's the weave. And today the weavemaster weaves masterfully about potatoes and also French fries and also pie and perhaps a little maymay and well even a little talk about UFO's and to be honest there's so much more. It's the weave, what can you say?

Buckle up. It's weavin' time. This weave, the weavemaster weaves weavefully about legs and many other topics such as wings, tails, Jeffrey Jones and Jesse Eisenberg. Doesn't that sound nice? I thought so. Weave it up, weaveheads. Weave it up.

Let's weave. Let's grab each other and weave endlessly into the night. This week's weave will bring you to places you've never weaved before. Like goiters and cranberries and swamps and salt and strokes. And like always it's guaranteed brilliant.

Put your clothes back on. It's time for the weave. And it's time for the weavemaster to regale you with weaves. This weave he weaves about hair. Hair and Nintendo and Sega and sonic and furries and perhaps other things. But also perhaps not. Either way there's only one way to weave around and find out.

The weavemaster brilliantly weaves masterfully in and between and through the topics of clowns and broccoli haircuts and outer space and leprechaun and Jason and critters and the matrix and bat mania and so so so so so so much much more. Perhaps the most brilliant episode? Many are saying.

It's time for the weavemaster to talk about the most serious topic of his career. Spuds Mackenzie. And he does it in such a brilliant way. He also talks about Caligula and Elvira and the noid. You need to listen to this one. It just might save your life.

It's a special week because we have a special day coming up called The 4th of July. Sort of an old fashioned Holiday. And to make things special, the weavemaster is reading from an excerpt of his book about the beautiful and sometimes forgotten American soldier, Sgt Freedom. Happy 4th of July. The Christmas of America.

This week the weavemaster does something you never would have expected, he brilliantly talks about a little topic called pubes. He also discusses stevens, skeletons, chickens and so much more. Please don't listen. Too brilliant.

The weavemaster really weaves a helluva weave this weave. We're talking yellow. We also may be talking about pee and puke and buttholes and wrestling and easter bunnies and Jesus and God. Maybe just maybe. Only one way to find out. Weave around and find out. Listen. That's the only way.

Bing is a beautiful sound. And an even beautifuler name. This week the weavemaster discusses Bing. He also talks about Power Rangers and Billie EIlish and Walt Disney and Bugs Bunny. But most importantly, he weaves. Brilliantly. It's the weave.

The weavemaster teaches us a lesson we should have learned a long time ago. It's the birds and the bees. We also learn, brilliantly, about boats. And planes and ladies and bing bings and excuse me's. It's all in this episode.

The weavemaster honors the late great Stan Chera and he discusses Stan's favorite topic, DINOSAURS. He gets into T-Rex and Brachiosaur and Velociraptors and Triceratops and Stegosaurus. He also talks about frogs and drugs and even mee-maws. Brilliantly. Don't believe it? Weave around and find out.

The weavemaster truly strikes again. He truly does. And this is the big one folks. It's diarrhea. He's finally doing a diarrhea episode. But of course it's a weave. So he does so much more than that. Perhaps he discusses glory holes and spit and comptrollers and strippers and perhaps even constipation as well. There's only one way to truly find out. And that way is a way we call LISTEN.

Wow. The weavemaster really weaves a helluva weave this weave. He talks about ghosts, but so much more than that. We talk about pubes and toilet cams and crabs and HIV and potato chips and money and cryptocurrency and the wheel. But does he weave back to ghosts? Spoilers! Yes!

Brilliant. Just brilliant. The weave master brilliantly weaves amongst the topics of water parks, cigarettes, smoking, monkeys, gorillas, cigars, the mask, Nostradamus, grand theft auto, the pope, estate sales, ghosts and once again cigarettes. Your ears may not be able to handle it.

Hold onto your space boots because the weavemaster is brilliantly taking you on a magnificent journey through the cosmos where you'll encounter Vemoids, Deedles , Vecklings, zip zap zop and all the other excitements and dangers the universe has to offer.

Wow. The weavemaster takes the brilliant subject of birds and makes it even more brilliant. He discusses seagulls, crows, pelicans, pigeons, chickens, storks and also talks about gouging ones own eye out. Brilliantly.

The weave master brilliantly takes you on a journey to the most magical place in the galaxy - McDonaldsland. He discusses Ronald, the hamburglar , the grimace, birdie, mayor McCheese, Officer Big Mac, Mac Tonight, CosMc and so much more.

BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! The weavmeaster talks about - you guessed it - BEAR! The most powerful animal. Bear. He discusses kaiju, power rangers, Captain Planet, back to the future, dinosaurs, and BEARS! He does it in such a brilliant way.

The weavemaster weaves about space. Brilliantly. He discusses outer space, Star Trek, Star Wars, aliens, alf, E.T., Bigooft, Chupacabra, Irish, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Chickens, Cats and Monkeys. You would perhaps say it's brilliant.

The weavemaster weaves BRILLIANTLY around the very scary, some say spooky topic of Death. The grim reaper, final destination, Tony Todd, candyman, willy Wonka. He talks about ALL OF IT. Brilliantly.

The weavemaster discusses (weaves) it all this week. Titanic, trenches, bidets, implosion, avatar. All of it really. Brilliantly.

The weavemaster discusses Culkins and many other invasive Hollywood species such as Howards, Hemsworths and Baldwins. And he does it all so brilliantly your head will spin.

In this weave, the weavemaster weaves his weave through dreams. We discuss the dark ones, the dark realm, the mind realm, the keeper, the ancient one and Disney adults.

The weavemaster weaves about Sausages and menthol cigarettes and cigars and breakfast and cereal mascots and the dangers of greek people and he does it all brilliantly.

Our host the weave master brilliantly weaves between the topics of valentines, halloween, easter, new years, st Patricks day, Harry Potter, John Lithgow and so much more. It's brilliant.

Wow, the weave master really weaves hard this weave. This week he talks about the Super Bowl and kendrick vs drake and Taylor swift and blimps and airplanes and gremlins and other stuff and also other other stuff. It's the weave.

Your host, the brilliant Weavemaster brilliantly takes you on a date. You go to the movies and then he shows you a few other things.

The weave master BRILLIANTLY weaves amongst the topics of Mermaids, Fonts, Bugles, aunts and many other topics. And really in a brilliant way. You'll be on the edge of your seat wondering if he ever makes it back to the original topic. Listen to find out. Support the show and all other Mark Gallagher projects at www.patreon.com/stinkymarkg If you love the weave, you just might love other other Mark Gallagher junk - https://linktr.ee/markgcomedy

This week the weave master discusses the fires in LA and the right way to kiss your mom and dad and welcomes a guest host, Dookadoo to speak about Nosferatu and movie monsters in general including Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman and The Invisible man.

The weavemaster discusses snakes, bugs, heaven and hell Narnia and frankly a lot more.

The Weavemaster talks Hunks. Old movie hunks like Michael Douglas, Tom Selleck, Richard Gore, Harrison Ford and Warren Beatty. Then he talks about Heartthrobs like Tom Holland and Timothee Chalamet. The weavemaster then brings us on a weaving journey like you've never seen before. It'll make your head spin.

The Weavemaster talks new years and introduces us to a few new friends - SlenderWeave, Little Weaver Boy and Wellness Weave.

The Weavemaster weaves through the holidays. We get into the importance of nestling vs tucking. Crawling in through the chimney and sewer. Kissing mommy and daddy. Twinkling all over. Santa. All of it. There's some incredible weaving this week. Happy weaving!

In today's episode, The Weavemaster weaves seamlessly between the topics of Bread, Boos, Dune, Zendaya and bin Laden. And many people are saying he brilliantly weaves back to the original topic of bread.