The Weekly Podcast Massacre

Our month dedicated to haunted locations spooks on for Juuuuuuuuune. We incorporate the spiritual and scientific for a big wad of cash in The Legend of Hell House.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreBluesky: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We ain't afraid of no ghosts, but property taxes are another thing. To kick off Juuuuuuuune, a month of haunted locations, we inherit another remake and are forced to buy Windex in bulk for Thirteen Ghosts (2001).Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreBluesky: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

A Multiple Returning Champion remakes a classic from his childhood in our final installment of Maylien Invasion 2: Resurgence. Uninvited neighbors try to take our and are thwarted by a 12 year old in Tobe Hooper's Invaders From Mars.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreBluesky: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Seduction>Abduction, especially when it's ScarJo. We go high art for Maylien Invasion 2:" Resurgence with Jonathan Glazer's Under the SkinEmail: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Pod People return for their third interpretation of an invasion! Maylien Invasion 2: Resurgence conforms to military life with Abel Ferrara's Body Snatchers.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Beam me up, Stephen. We start Maylien Invasion 2: Resurgence in the reliable hands of our Ultimate Returning Champion, the Wordslinger Sai King, while he's hopped up on Goofballs with Dreamcatcher. Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Our final entry for He is Risen takes us back to The Old Spaghetti Western Factory to contemplate love beyond death in Cemetery Man.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We're going international on a mission of peace in this sermon of He is Risen. Grab you vials of deadly pathogens and prepare for World War Z.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Baby, do that voodoo that you do so well and resurrect me a messiah for He is Risen. We get scientific and travel to the birthplace of the zombie in The Serpent and the Rainbow.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We head back to Italy via England in this week's sermon for He is Risen. Where do zombies fall in the class system? Find out with The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Resurrecting one of our favorite horror movie themes, He Is Risen has its genesis with some over the top grossness with Returning Champion Peter Jackson's Dead Alive/Braindead.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Our epic conclusion to Maniac March 2: The Legend of Spinell's Gold brings back Returning Champion and close personal friend of the podcast Bill Lustig. His terrifying trilogy of the thick blue line of Maniac Cop 1, 2 & 3.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

More cat and mouse games drive Maniac March 2: The Legend of Spinell's Gold. Returning Champion Denzel Washington takes on the role of a naptime in The Bone Collector.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Everybody's gotta eat and especially those featured in Maniac March 2: The Legend of Spinell's gold. We clock in at the grocery store and try to survive our shift in Intruder.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We honor a patron saint with Maniac March 2: The Legend of Spinell's Gold and start with a profoundly important Hollywood figure. We, especially our dads, are in good hands with Returning Champion Clint Eastwood's Blood Work.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Isn't it Bromantic comes to a climax with a forgotten gem, completely overshadowed by it's Oscar winning identical namesake. Let's bro-out and cruise Hollywood Boulevard with 2009's The Revenant.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

The Master of Horror (and Returning Champions) continues to scare while tenderly showcasing that its all about the friends we make along the way. Strap on your boots for The Long Walk.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacre Instagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

It isn't Bromantic if you're stuck on an island together. We take a lovely trip with Batman and Green Goblin in Returning Champion Robert Eggers' The Lighthouse. Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

February is a month for romance and we're making it very broy. Isn't it Bromantic kicks off with blood diseases and boring shootouts with The Forsaken.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Jungle January must sadly come to an end, but not before a whole mountain of animals bite the hands that feed them. Returning Champion William Girdler bring us Day of the Animals.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Diving into what should be a serene swim, the boys submerge their sarcastic tendencies while visiting Lake Placid.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We're in the thick of Jungle January and we decided to head back into the bush of the Outback. Chris from Dead Formats join us to talk about the deadliest swine known to man, Razorback.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Jungle January swings back in with one of the most disgusting creatures in the animal kingdom. A Returning Champion with European sensibilites directs the nauseating Slugs (The Movie).Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreBluesky: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Welcome to the Jungle January, our first theme month for 2026. We begin with our beloved Returning Champion Stephen King and his barkingly chilly take on parenthood in Cujo.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

The final episode of Stuff Your Stockings has Greg filling in a blank spot for Murph with the terrifically moody Pumpkinhead. Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We continue to Stuff Your Stockings while we howl at the moon with Returning Champion Neil Marshall's masculine take on lycanthropy in Dog Soldiers.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Greg Stuff Murph's Stocking with a sequel that exceeds the original in blooming onions and flying kangaroos in Wolf Creek 2.

While we've covered many mommy issue movies, with Stuff Your Stocking we may be visiting our most cinematic experience with Anguish.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Hometown of Terror wraps up as most of the country is back home, surviving their own family. We travel to Potters Bluff for some relaxing sea air and the promise to never die in Dead & Buried.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Hometown of Terror goes back to a simpler time when most of your family died of disease. With a record breaking number of Returning Champions, we reevaluate pig monsters and isolationism with The Village.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Murph schools Greg on the South as we discuss representation and what exactly state's rights means with Herschell Gordon Lewis's 2000 Maniacs.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

November begins the time where we must journey Home for the Holidays. We are celebrating with a month of films focused on the communities that shape us. Starting with Ogden Marsh, we're covering the remake of a Returning Champion, 2010's The Crazies.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We've regrettably come to the end of the Halloween Spookshow run. It has to move on to the next town. But before it goes, we experience generational trauma like none other in Alejandro Jodorowsky's Santa Sangre.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Dr. Diablo has invited us into his garden. I thought it was for beer, but it was something much more sinister in Torture Garden.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We got lost on our way to the next Halloween Spookshow, so we decided to have some fun at the World's Largest Ball of Yarn. Unfortunately, we ran into a bunch of mannequins that dance in Tourist Trap.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We let Returning Champion Tobe Hopper take us to the traveling carnival with dark secrets under the Frankenstein mask. No tickets required as we ride The Funhouse.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

The spookiest month of the year doesn't have to be so gloomy. Join us as we explore the sideshow of life with Killer Klowns from outer Space.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Satember sadly only lasts for 30 days. This year ends with a very familiar sounding director with his micro budget take on Good vs Evil in Moonchild.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Ka is a wheel and we are on the 5th iteration of Satember. Focusing on Good vs Evil, we return to probably the ultimate Returning Champion, Wordslinger King and his magnum opus, The Dark Tower.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Good continues to battle Evil as Satember rages on. This week we journey deep into the Romanian mountains where we confront effects tat run the gamut in Michael Mann's The Keep.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

The most wonderful time of the year has returned. We take a more cosmic look at Satember: Good vs Evil with the most righteous combination of Scientology and funk in The Visitor.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

The final segment of Augustologie is ushered in by a myriad of Returning Champions. Our deepest fear and American past times are discussed with Body Bags.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Augustologie gets back on track as we examine the video home system and all of its diabolical uses in V/H/S 94.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

Augustolgie tests the podcast like never before. Animosity reigns as we discuss definitions and kung fu with Encounters of the Spooky Kind II.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

As the dog days of summer conclude, we begin a new theme to cover as many stories as possible in a month. Augusthologie starts with a secret sequel from Returning Champions with Tales from the Darkside: The Movie.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

5-ly concludes with an interesting take on a powerhouse found footage franchise. Set in an eerily familiar town, we discuss demonic stereotypes and camera angles with Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

5ly, which has previously returned, is now stalking on a course of revenge. Breaking down the psychology of a killer and his crazy doctor, we examine one of the greats in Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

5ly evolves to the point where a third being has appeared. We welcome our personal friend Evan (AFuzzyViking) to discuss the origins of the species and five-point harnesses in Prometheus.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

5ly continues as we explore more part fives while throwing a video game adaptation spin on it. We journey to underneath the frozen Russian tundra to fight capitalism with boss battles in Resident Evil: Retribution.Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer

We begin the 5th year of The Weekly Podcast Massacre by jumping around the timeline. We are covering the fifth entry in a franchise for 5-ly and starting with the most convoluted part 5 of all time with Saw V. Email: WeeklyPodcastMassacreInstagram: @WeeklyMassacreThreads: @WeeklyMassacreMusic by Dora the Destroyer