PODCAST · comedy
The weenie station
by Juan De La Cerda, Carlos Pinela, Hiram Rosario
Comedy podcast between 2 friends (Juan,Carlos)usually joined by a guest. Uncensored humor, roasting, bizarre scenarios,nothing is off limits. If you’ve got an hour to spare and an open mind come sit down with us and have a laugh.
Episodes
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Homeless Homies
Weenie boys doing another solo pod getting to know where to homie stand on the real issues. By issue were talking about getting to know if you'd share with your boy if you saw his gay porn. Carlos and Juan talk about how to get out of being homeless. We talked on cubans hating other cubans. If…
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Big B's
Weenies are trying to marinate in this episode again by looking at each others lips. Getting into talking about Big B Bill cosby and J.cole again. What ethics will get you to drop your homies. Carlos talks about his dad not drinking to reggeton. Juan talks about getting into talking about some…
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Sharing my mans breath under a tent
Weenie boys start to get real intimate by sharing a close quarters moment under a tent. We got to talking about workplace drama and the snitch of every job. We move onto some wife beating topics remembering our worst pod. Are there bears in Illinois? There probably isn't but you might find some...
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Everybody loves J.Cole Ft. Uriel, AJ, Avery
Follow us on twitter @stationweenie, insta facebook and cash app: @theweeniestation Follow uri on instagram @uvtm_designs for some dope clothing On this weeks weeniestation the boys are joined by Uri, Avery and AJ who are some of the dopest people on earth. Listen to us talk about how much Avery…
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Sour patch piss ft (Leo Danny & Hanzel)
Weenie boys coming at you from the swamps of 110. This week we're joined by one of the missing Slam pigs Leo! Who's joined by his good friends Danny and Hanzel. Leo starts off the podcast talking about his ex's name on the back of his head. Danny goes into how far they'll go into a haircut.…
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Long stroke gates Ft. Slam Pigs
Get to know the Slam Pigs on this podcast with guests Octavio, Fidel, and Walker. One of the best tasting fastest growing local BBQ food providers. We get into the age old question of what you would do if your child came out slow? Octavio gets real specific when asked if he would let billy long...
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Sexy Bugs bunny (ft.Jayaire woods)
on this solo episode we have Juan joined by our good friend Jayaire woods (who is dropping new music really soon). we discuss everything from sexy ass cartoon characters, covid vaccine controversy ,paranormal activity and juan may or may not have put jayaire on to an adderall addiction. tune in…
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Peanut butter falcon Ft Sick Stop
Carlos gets on a rampage when talking about his meat. Sick Stop wonders what the situation when spotting your homie on the squat rack. Would you let Carlos spot you or die trying. Getting into lottery winnings Sick Stop gets asked if he would let the homies smash if he was offered one million.…
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opposum spirit animal
When it comes down to saving your life is Carlos the man you really want to call? Turns out it really isn't because he's going to faint on you. Mothafuckin weenies draining your ears in a new location this week at Juan's new apartment. Located super close to elmhurst where we get to talking about...
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Hamburger Tacos
Weenie boys let it known the would clap some cheeks in prison. Carlos and Juan get into how they would escape being homeless. Juan is taking the week to head to toledo so he can get people to use cilantro in their restaurants. Mosquitos that get into your ears while you sleep should be extinct…
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marshmallow dripping ft. Pablo and Cruz
Joined today we have one of the best duo's to be seen on this podcast, Pablo and Cruz! We get into some sausage fest philosophy in how many dudes can you really bring to a house party? Cruz and Carlos get really into the stuff that they've done getting lit. Carlos rape story finally gets closure...
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Ush bucks ft. Howard and David
Twitter: @stationweenie Instagram: @theweeniestation cash app: @$theweeniestation We have a return special episode with Howard! We get into it by talking about weak Lions and what they have in common with Carlos' lazyness. Juan gets into what Usher was thinking by throwing big usher buck bands at...
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Metro supremacy
Imagine living in a world where instead of the purge there is a day for super beatings. Kids getting away too may things lately. Juan and Carlos get into it arguing about what phone is better which goes on for about 20 minutes so get ready for that. Weenies talk about how they got their asses…
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Weenie boys destroy David Dobrik
Carlos gets real homie sexual on this pod. Every week he strays farther from the truth. King kong gets a battle axe to fight Godzilla, is it fair? David dobrik gets destroyed by the weenie gang. Probably should have ditched his hometown boys to avoid the trouble. Mexicans can't seem to figure out...
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Comfy kufi Ft SquaredHill
How wild will you allow your girl to get. Brighton won't stand for that kind of audacity. This podcast gets into how a creative thinks and diverges from trying to be funny to focus more on Squared. Carlos finds trouble understanding some of the ideals that Squared is trying to put out when it…
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Let's talk about cheeks Ft. Fraction, Mike Doyle
WEENIE BOYS IN THIS BITCH WITH A ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!! We are joined on this historic episode with fraction and Mike. Getting into it Carlos asks what Mike would do if SaltBae gave his girl a cut of steak. Carlos slips up and admits he accidentally loves man ass when remembering a story. Mike...
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Life of Pabs Ft Pablo @pablotrees
Only time I feel alive is when I taste dick - future. We get the party started with Wise words from Future. Pablo talks about his brand and how it came to be. We have had several creatives on the show but we get to see how a brand comes to be and what it should mean to you. Juan then gets onto…
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MJ didn't do it
Simple episode this week where it's just Juan and Carlos talking about nothing. Special notice this week as we say farewell to Hiram. We split amicably and are hoping that you the listeners choose to support his endevours no matter what they may be. Carrying on, i this episode Carlos asks Juan…
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Splash Zone ft Vonzel Eden
We are joined by the phenomenal Vonzel Eden model, rapper, youtuber. Getting into James Charles we try to see what von thinks of DaBaby's response. Parking situations in Chicago are getting rougher with the parking saving. Juan gets deep into fashion with von by wondering the dress situation....
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Cannon ball to da back
We open up with comedians that fucked up and got cancelled, some embarrassing moments in our history, male pattern baldness, and being cucked by a "gamer girl."
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Terminal Weenie (ft. Younis & Rami & Yazidoe)
First and foremost Happy Valentines day to all you beautiful listeners, if youre spending it alone , no youre not cause the weenies got you! this week we have our friends Yazid,Younis, and Rami, 3 out of the comedy group "Terminal 5". We start off by promoting our boy the multi talented Younis'...
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Can you survive in a whale? ft. Svhteve
Welcome back to The Weenie Station. Our boy Schteve is back again because Juan found a new pair of balls to gargle. We thought he'd kicked his habit, but I guess some changes are hard to make. Let's just hope he doesn't swallow. Anyway, today we talk about Hiram's rampant racism and how he needs…
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Doge Bussy
Another appearance from our good friend, Schteve! Today we talk, doge coin, "Sleepy joe," club penguin sexting, and butt munching. The weenie station also tries a new segment about the things we simply fucking hate. www.youtube.com/c/schteve
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First Impressions
Weenie boys expose Carlos for having worst impressions. Hand eye coordination isn't a strong suit to this man and he can't dunk. We get into snapchat premiums where you'll find your middle school sweethearts getting their guts re-arranged by someone who isn't you. Leaving that behind Hiram gets...
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swamp season ft Blake
Have you ever had swamp ass? Well, we have and we know you have too. This episode starts off by letting our viewers know who the man, the myth, the legend that is Blake is. Having a good time Hiram brings up a solution to the swamp problem with swamp wipes a.k.a putting toilet paper in between…
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Juan gargles ft Schteve
Opening this podcast the weenie station starts off with an update on one of our sausages situation. Juan has taken a leave from this country to gargle balls so there won't be another podcast with Juan for a while. In this episode, we welcome back Steve in this return episode where we get into the...
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Ray Jay is the man
Weenie boys get wild on this episode. Hiram exposes Juans Tumblr account where we find out how cool Juan thinks alcohol is. After we start getting into Marioh Judah's version of whole lotta red while also getting into playboi's album as well. We start to talk about how Hiram isn't a beater by...
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Timbs in my only fans ft Lil and Korbin
Most chaotic podcast we have had as of yet. We start the podcast by getting into lil and corbins tattoo artistry, seeing where how it started. Moving on we get into lil's only fans where we try to convince Corbin to wear timbs during his shoots, leading us to find out women don't wear timbs…
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Jimboh supreme ft Particular
Weenies get into some good conversation with a good friend Jim a.k.a Particular. Jim joins us for a conversation on the most important part of a concert, the performance or the talent. Carlos gets into his pre me-too movement approach. How much liquor is enough to talk to your crush confidently....
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Fight me Tom Holland Ft. these hands
We start this podcast strong by asking the real questions. Would you let your siamese twins gay lover have his way with your conjoined booty? Juan might. We then get into christmas songs discussing which artist has the biggest christmas banger. After we pretty much spend the rest of the podcast...
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Krocodil ft. Vince
Fantastic pod today with our guest Vince, one of Hiram's good friends. Getting into the pod we talk about paperiew performance. Weenies get down to asking everyone how well they can perform with Shakira with her husband Pique watching. Vince talks about how he was spit on in jail that lead him to...
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Mofongo Station Ft Roxanne and Sabreenah
In this podcast the boys are missing hireeeazy but are joined by two guests to make up for it, Roxanne and Sabrina! In this podcast the gang gets into talking Carlos favorite subject... Roasting. Going on a tangent talking about how mean women can get. We get to discussing our after thanksgiving...
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Reverse flash beating kids
Weenie boys start off with Barry Allen getting his meat beat by the reverse flash. Leading us to discuss if masturbating is tehnically just a handjob. Somehow the conversation from masturbation went to talk about tacos. Hiram goes into his hate of hardshell tacos. Segwaying into that Hiram and...
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Jibaritos Ft Howard
Weenie boys get the follow up from the Jayaire episode and bring in one of the funniest if not THE funniest guest. Weenies start off the podcast by talking about Miles Morales not using the n-word to keep the authenticity in the spiderman games. Following up we touch up on one of Juan's favorite...
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Schtevie wonder Ft. Steven White
Old friend Steve comes to the podcast and we get to talking about his trip overseas. Weenies get to talking a little about his comedy routine in Thailand that segways into a rip into little ceasers and driveway fighting. This conversation leads Juan to bring up Carlos's past hentai ventures...
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Jayaire Woods is Michael Jackson Ft. Jayaire Woods
Weenie boys are joined by rapper Jayaire Woods who's been through it collabing with famous rappers like Offset. We get down to talking about halloween parties and how we handle it during it the pandemic. Following up Juan talks to Jayaire bringing up some memories from their high school which is...
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Too many beats
The boys try to convince Carlos to admit how many times hes beat off in one day. Juan gets into denial when talking about priest predators. Moving on the boys talk a little about religion. Hiram asks Juan what anime he likes. Weenies finish the podcast by talking about former pmsa security…
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Please Don't Pimp My Ride Ft @Yazidoe
Back again this week for another pod featuring a return guest Yazid. Weenies get down to giving the listeners a new intro like we promised. Getting to it we bring back Meek Mill's tweet saying T.I's boy pissed on drake. Moving forward we discuss how Pimp My Ride does their customers dirty. Yazid...
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Shadow realm sending
Our good friend limez is getting it going this month with his birria tacos! We wanted to give him a congradulatory shout out for selling 100 tacos in 24 hours. He ran out but go ahead and grab some birria ramen by hitting him up on twitter @Limez_. Getting into the episode Weenie boys start…
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Crackhead Ellen Degeneres
Carlos gets into talking about his misogynistic father and how his sister got lost at 4 years old. Hiram then gets Kal Penns name confused with his Kumar Patel character name. Juan starts to talk about how his GF gets hit on at Casa Margarita talking about fighting lesbians. Carlos gets called…
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noodles in paris ft Davie & Fraction
What would you think about If the n-word was replaced with noodles? Weenie boys ask the guys their thoughts about the cave made in Grand Central Station. We get down to who's ever been the lame employee and we find out to no surprise it was Carlos. Getting down to real issues we transitions to...
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Late to acting class ft. Yazidoe
For this podcast we have our most enthusiastic guest appear, Yazid a.k.a Yazidoe! We talk about yazids newest prospects in acting. Talking about acting lead us to get into his personal life revealing Yazid's ongoing comedy career and his comedy group "Terminal 5". They aren't terminally ill but...
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weak line ups
Weenie boys get to a long awaited solo pod where it's just Juan and Carlos. Getting it started we get to daily talk working our way to getting back into the rhythm of each other. Carlos brings up his childhood and his weak line up his cousin gave him. Getting into fat children and exorcism the...
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Player Haters Ball Ft Lorenzo Spacey
The weenie boys get down to hating culture specifically Carlos. Nobody is safe, if you make more than him expect to get hated. After the hate we discuss Ron Jeremy sex allegation. Justin bieber and lil bowow A.K.A shad moss get the heat with the player haters ball giving them a piece of their…
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Teach me excel on Only Fans Ft Ozzy
The weenies are joined by Juans good friend Ozzy. We get into talking about Ozzy girl and how she handles working at a hospital. Swapping into the topic of Bella Thorne and crazy 70's bushes. Somehow leading the conversation towards intermittent fasting the guys ask Ozzy how he's able to keep the...
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Super Smash Limez Ft. Tony limez
Getting to know Limez, we get into his values and the values of the Smash community. Getting down on his Funko Pop collection and the secret behind the horny energy. Finding the correct response to the grapefruit on the nightstand to the donations for the birria tacos. ending on the usual shout…
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Chief Keef saved my life Ft. Adrian & John
The Weenie station comes out with one of the funniest episodes to have been released. Bringing back the R.Kelly conversation by comparing him to Miguel finding out where our guests stand. Hireezy getting the gang talking about a weed story that caused Carlos to go cross-eyed. Adrian and John get...
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Fuck R. Kelly ft.Nick G
Everything from Pandemics to Portland. A conversation with the up and coming rapper "Nick G". Make sure to check out his music on all Platforms.
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EP. 17 Drill Rap Supreme
David gets into his thoughts on hip hop, talking about who made the changes that made Hip-Hop what it is. Don't say Chief Keef is not a BD or David will get ON you! Breakfast, lunch or dinner? whats your favorite? Weenies get on what makes scary movies the move and finish with the classic…
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Ep. 16 Drowning dentist
Can you swim? Because Evander/Addvocate can't! Weenies get into childhood drowning. Dentist hate is real in this episode when Evander talks about his experience in the dentist office. We get real interested talking about Evander's surprising Job when he worked at a haunted house. Finally we get...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Comedy podcast between 2 friends (Juan,Carlos)usually joined by a guest. Uncensored humor, roasting, bizarre scenarios,nothing is off limits. If you’ve got an hour to spare and an open mind come sit down with us and have a laugh.
HOSTED BY
Juan De La Cerda, Carlos Pinela, Hiram Rosario
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