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The Weird Sisters Podcast
by Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley
Welcome to The Weird Sisters Podcast. Do you struggle with anxiety even during the most mundane activities? Do you also happen to love wine and want to know more about how to train your palate to detect every contributing flavor? Your hosts Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley cannot help you. We’re not your moms. However, we can relate. So go ahead and pop those earbuds in, listen to us discuss our uncomfortable lives, and drink along with us as we sample new wines each episode.Want to place your stories and strange experiences up for discussion? Let us know!
Episodes
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Ep.29 – It’s a Beefy Five Layer Burrito, Isn’t It?
In this episode, The Weird Sisters theorize that the brain is a feelings bank, run by incompetent brain cells, that send your emotions into your body through the infamous deposit slip tube. You have a baby factory inside of you? F*ck you, keep it to yourself and don’t bleed on our chairs. You are...
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Ep.28 – They Hide Their Creepy Pedey Parts
In this episode, The Weird Sisters haven’t changed one bit since the hiatus the universe bequeathed upon them. Please enjoy the below described intellectual subject matter: If you pick a font with some curly-swirlies, it means pirates. Your mother shutting the refrigerator door in your face was...
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Ep.27 – I Want to Parkour but I Don’t Want to Get a BooBoo on My Vagina
In this episode, The Weird Sisters have a need to parkour but are hindered by flashbacks of OB/GYN visits, the moment a scraped knee is involved. Today, we say goodbye to the longest-standing TWSP recording studio, also known as Meagan’s apartment and possibly half of her couch as well. Being...
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Ep.26 – Go Get Lit With My Blessing, My Child
In this episode, The Weird Sisters have a question for you: would you rather eat an undesirable snack pre-maggot arrival or a desired snack post-maggot arrival? Before you answer, keep in mind that it may depend on how much you hate peanut butter and how much you like maggots. Nature calls one...
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Ep.25 – Congratulations on Your Penis, Plus One!
In this episode, The Weird Sisters scoff at the idea of yacht owners overlooking an obvious plan to have their big boats built to symbolize how they acquired enough money to secure said yacht. Kelsey stops vaping cold-turkey and tries to replace the urge with a vacuum from Target but instead...
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Ep.24 – Hot and Ready Like a Little Caesars Pizza
In this fish-forward episode, The Weird Sisters learn they all have the same oddly specific, anger-inducing opinions about how shrimp should be served. Please just do it right or risk being the object we scratch our argumentative bones on. Hoo-mered by a tuna-inspired wine, Meagan shares about…
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Ep.23 – Pairs Well With Bullsh*t and Fishsticks
In this episode, The Weird Sisters get stereotyped as another hen in the brothel that only drinks Starbucks coffee and won’t stop cluck-cluckin’. Our favorite door-to-door charity is back and represented by a worthless bro. We assure you that nobody you know is going to become possessed and kill...
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Ep.22 – Find the Girth You Want and Go
In this episode, The Weird Sisters talk about songs that empower you to kick your brain into the next gear and beat the mean guy in your favorite video game – the second option being to waterboard yourself real quick. When you’re fresh out of high school, anything impresses you. Who cares that…
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Ep.21 – Why does Xanax not Grow like Beans?
In this episode, The Weird Sisters find the trade off that makes the nice Walmart a place where you are able to wear shorts. Was the lack of fabric on your legs repurposed to cover the shame of moving into the bottom floor of an MLM scheme? If we ever enter a second prohibition era, some trusty...
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Ep.20 – Hot D*mn, That’s Some Good Data
In this episode, The Weird Sisters invent new ways to express their needs, such as the Cupid Shuffle soundboard for anyone that likes to climax but doesn’t like to sound bossy. Your how-to guide on Happy Returns has arrived. Got the wrong size undergarment? Put that judgmental employee in the PC...
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Ep.19 – Don't Worry Mom, it's for Skittles
In this episode, The Weird Sisters get their minds absolutely blown by Exploding Head Syndrome: a symptom of anxiety which holds a title that spurs another layer of anxiety, leading to rolling explosions. However, you may be haunted if you are not exploding so please make an appointment with your...
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O ‘Tis of the Whatever : A Dark Days Episode
In this episode, The Weird Sisters are forced to bring you another blast in the ass from the distant past. This is the next episode in the Dark Days Saga, sponsored in part by the omegatron variant and featuring a bonus Weird Sister! We have one friend and it’s not Manda (iykyk). Having had her...
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Ep.18 – Congrats On a Booty-ful Year
In this episode, The Weird Sisters clearly don’t know how to be good little church girls…or maybe they do if Jesus’ sense of humor was a slow burn “roast your ass” kind of sarcasm. Remember to wear your WWJJA bracelets and lighten up. Hey, babies. It’s a wrap for 2021. We have had an embarrassing...
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Ep.17 – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindork
In this episode, The Weird Sisters learn what Meagan’s face smelled like last night, which was private theaters with secret passages. Too bad you’re old and gross now and you can’t fit into the fun room. Hey, friends. Words are hard so why not pick up a bottle or three of Mommy’s Juice? It helps…
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Super Quick, Super Special Announcement!
We know you've all been dying to match our dumb words to our dumb faces, SO... you should come hang out with us on Twitch! We're going to be streaming on January 8th, 2022 at 5:00pm Central. Playing some games, answering questions from chat, being weird and anxious, and just generally BSing. Be…
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Ep.16 – Bills Are Trash, Everything Should Be Free!
In a world where post-boning rules as the god of conflict, The Weird Sisters navigate their arguments with their significant others and/or pick fights with cute baristas when they’re in the mood to take their big-girl pants off. Not even a million dollars would empower us enough to survive in the...
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Ep.15 – Legless Turkey, but Great Experience
In this episode, The Weird Sisters have interesting dentist experiences that may make you think twice about letting them stick their fingers in your mouth. Are Christmas cards really in existence because relatives love each other, or are they around so you can avoid having the exact same…
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Ep.14 – She’s Having an Episode Where She Says Stupid Sh*t All Night
In this episode, The Weird Sisters talk about why you should schedule a purge day for your pent up assholery which may enable you to refrain from scoffing at Walt Disney’s mistress's great, great bastard wearing a descriptive t-shirt. A few undesirable moments have occurred within our lives but…
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Ep.13 – Jump Into a Human, Get my Daily Hug, and I’m Out
In this spooky episode, The Weird Sisters make their calculations on how the monster world should be run despite the fact that even watching one single horror movie leaves them with disturbing consequences. Why not just go ahead and lean into it with us and ponder the top three seasonal questions...
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Ep.12 – What The F**k Else Are Fingers For?
In this episode, The Weird Sisters consume their last white wines of the season before moving on to red in hopes it will summon weather as cool as wearing sunglasses inside. Seems like the world has really been sh*tting on Meagan lately! Getting (almost) trapped by an anxious, badge-flailing...
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Ep.11 – Dude, You Can't Wear Shorts at Walmart
In this episode, The Weird Sisters fight their alcohol debt by using grocery money for wine instead. They’re also not huge fans of society, and the average life expectancy clearly needs to change. You should be young-young, old, young-old and then you willingly throw yourself down some stairs.…
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I'm Not Here to Dissect Wine, I'm Here to Drink it : A Dark Days Episode
Hello, my good bois. In this episode, The Weird Sisters grace your ears in yet another cringe-inducing, word-slurring, drunken masterpiece of a dark days blur. We stand by our opinions of Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg and vag candle. May the scent matchers be ever blessed. This episode was inspired...
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What Are Vegetables? : A Dark Days Episode
Hello again, and welcome to the birthplace of The Weird Sisters. In this episode, we find Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley as mere babes, struggling like hell to sound normal in the VERY FIRST episode they ever recorded but never posted. We were just three women and three entire bottles of wine that…
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Ep.10 – Imagine Having a Baby and Naming it Doug
In this celebratory 10th episode, The Weird Sisters think they’ve received a blessing in the form of a wrong number text but realize over time that it was certainly not ordained by Cheesus. We don’t know if Manda is Manda or if Manda is Doug but the two things we know for sure is that Meagan…
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Ep.9 – I “Thought” My Brother was the Carpet
In this episode, The Weird Sisters decide that everyone deserves a chance to look sh*t as a blonde and then dye it back in regret as long as it takes you sub 6 months to correct the disaster. The cure for imposter syndrome has arrived in the form of a sunglasses-induced power trip. After all, you...
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Ep.8 – Our Coven of Love
In this episode, The Weird Sisters explore how to mitigate a cat-induced reaction to an acquaintance’s Instagram story and shower strategies for facing your fears and/or imaginary predators therein. Society may tell you to shave your body hair but challenges may occur when you comply. Keep it...
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Ep.7 – How Dare We Stop Wiggling Our Arms
In this episode, The Weird Sisters struggle to find the perfect excuse to get out of a party that demands to know your RSVP status ASAP. Our immature problems are not worthy of the leather-bound journals we purchase unless we can filter them through abstract thought, and what else can spur…
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Ep.6 – Water Droplets Coming Out My Eye Corners
In this episode, The Weird Sisters could possibly solve a murder if a certain online superstore would recognize menstruation at this time, but I guess someone else is gonna get the redacted bag of trash. Instead, we find that Kelsey is NOT denying her inner child even though every time a...
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Ep.5 – Wrist-Deep in their Underwear Drawer
In this episode The Weird Sisters talk about the proper reaction to body smells, especially in regards to comparing your partner’s face to cat piss. This is probably off-topic but brush your damn TEETH, friend. Meagan and Haley have a dire need to ask “What?” after the acceptable amount of times...
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Ep.4 – My Un-Pooped Body is Struggling
In this episode, The Weird Sisters realize daily planners are a must if you would like to avoid dragging your un-cried body to a party. You could simply “wing” when you spend your care days but that’s a gamble between you, your kid, and the zoo’s lack of forever glass. Remember not to compliment...
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Ep.3 – Dr. Loud Hates Loud Things
In this episode, The Weird Sisters address the differences between being creepy, romantic, or just a pervy (possibly homeless) Russian woman. They will also provide ideas on what to do with your partner when you are having an impulse like stabbing yourself in the leg just so you can loudly…
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Ep.2 – It Tickles You From One End to the Other
The Weird Sisters have a hard time coping with oddly specific anxieties and discuss possible hiding places for the coveted food items your mom brings home because you eat what you can get, b*tch. From shame-songs to Doritos, we have a few things to hide but they will most likely be stored in our...
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Ep.1 – But Where Does the Possum Fit in?
The Weird Sisters are here to teach you definitely helpful things like how to be born without anxiety, what you should be throwing into your friends’ washing machines to make them feel the same panic you feel every day, and how each and every person is a winner. Wine is consumed and rated on…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to The Weird Sisters Podcast. Do you struggle with anxiety even during the most mundane activities? Do you also happen to love wine and want to know more about how to train your palate to detect every contributing flavor? Your hosts Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley cannot help you. We’re not your moms. However, we can relate. So go ahead and pop those earbuds in, listen to us discuss our uncomfortable lives, and drink along with us as we sample new wines each episode.Want to place your stories and strange experiences up for discussion? Let us know!
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Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley
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What is The Weird Sisters Podcast about?
Welcome to The Weird Sisters Podcast. Do you struggle with anxiety even during the most mundane activities? Do you also happen to love wine and want to know more about how to train your palate to detect every contributing flavor? Your hosts Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley cannot help you. We’re not your...
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