The White Pube

a text about Hieronymous Bosch's Triptych of the Temptation of St Anthony in the Old Masters Museum in Brussels, going on pilgrimages to see paintings, and writing about the things you love. read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/temptation-of-st-anthony/

finally writing about AI are u happy now !!!!! you can find the written version of this on the white pube dot comwe are going on a 2 week break for our back to back holidays. time to refill the bucket

Dominic Watson's great big British boat @ Sunday Painterread it here: thewhitepube.com/vinegar-piss

a ljubljana review! I love twp on tour. it feels like 2018-9 international era. this is a review of Cem A's crit club. you might know him from the freeze magazine meme account on instagram. you can find the written version of this on our website see ya !

This week's review is about Farm Fatale, a play by Philippe Quesne on at the Southbank Centre, about scarecrows at the end of the world. It's also about stories and the things (like resolution) that i expect from them. read the text here: thewhitepube.co.uk/farm-fatale

I reviewed the actual circus, hahaha. if you want the written version, head to thewhitepube.com; and if you wanna support this weekly writing, think about signing up to our patreon which grants you access to our discord community : ) it’s a great place. we are just organising a summer solstice secret santa if thats your jam 

a review of Hurvin Anderson's show at Tate Britain, a text with some thoughts about painting. read the text version on the white pube website here🌱🌿🍃

and what it means to live a provisional life ! find the written version on our website; find the SPANISH version on our blog jijiji; buy our book poor artists !!!!! sign up to our patreon n you can join our discorddddd ok time to go to my ANKI lmao

a text about Bishwadhan Rai's Being There @ Zerui, and about the door handle for my spare room, items in kitchen sink drain covers, the circumstantial image. read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/being-there

Guess who's going to Chileeeeeee. guess who's freaking out!!!!! hahahaha. you can find the written version of this on our website; the croydon book event this thursday has just released a few more free tickets. that's it! gotta go back to my job of freaking out cya

A duo show by Kelly Wu & Jo Ackerly. A text about characters and worlds and why we want to throw ourselves through portals and make psychic leaps. read the text here: thewhitepube.com/annie-versaillesCroydon event tickets link here✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

ive never enjoyed an exhibition less, whatttt is going on man. you can find the written version of this on our website & the other text I mentioned at the end is this one. I forgot to mention we're doing a talk in croydon apr 23rd maybe see you there! and as per usual here's our patreon so you can join the discord

a text about The Moment (Charli xcx's cinematic autofiction, directed by Aidan Zamiri) and how we might all destroy the need to be COOL. read it here thewhitepube.co.uk/the-moment😎

This week's text is about UKIP trying to have a go of Liverpool, and it's also about the new documentary Everybody to Kenmure Street. You can find the written version on our website and you can support more writing and join our discord for 1 pound a month here

this week's review is of Kobby Adi's Untitled show at Cabinet. It is also about the language we use to talk about conceptual art and my paranoid dreams. read the text version here: thewhitepube.co.uk/kobby-adi-cabinetsupport our writing on Patreon from as little as £1 a month! (📦🎁🗳🗃 or any other boxes)

spoiler-free text about a book you might wanna read. here's the written version if you prefer words in your eyes instead of in your ears. we're doing a patreon push at the moment to try to up our income by reminding you all how great our discord server is ok my loves see you on the next episode

a review of Beatriz Olabarrieta's show *Next of Kin* at Rose Easton. talking about ultra-anti-painting, fugitivity, and how commercial galleries never show u anything really critical or interesting!read it here: thewhitepube.com/nextofkin

if you click on this you are a 👑 CULTURAL OMNIVORE 👑 find the written version on the white pube website love you goodbye (sign up to our patreon to join our discord! only 1 pound a month)

gross I know. find the written version on our website, and support us at 1 pound a month if you can!!! its so beautiful to be a podcast with no adverts

spoiler free book talk! text version on our website & support us on patreon @ 1 pound a month here thanks gang : )

This text is not a review, it is about going to Hackney Wick Community Sauna. Read the text here: thewhitepube.com/the-saunathanks! 🧖🏾‍♀️

I got a new chronic illness! time to dish ha ha ha. this week's review is about Asako Yuzuki's book Butter and the madness of dietary requirements. text version on our website if you want it : ) sign up to our patreon @ 1 pound a month to join our discord its a very nice internet place

My boyfriend has a meter long slightly shiny wooden print of Hokusai’s The Great Wave off Kanagawa. I hate it. This text is about why. read it here🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

this is the last review before our December holiday! it is a text about ABBA Voyage and big tech and disembodiment. have a nice december, n see u in the new year <3 :)read the text here: thewhitepube.com/abba

written version of this text is here! thanks for all your support this year. I (gdlp) will see you next year : )

A text about a group show about the city, curated by Jacob Sirkinread the text heresupport twp's writing heresee u next time!!

spoiler free review of RF Kuang's new book ! written version on our website here cya next time !!!!!!

and the Ursula k le Guin map exhibition @ AA gallery! Both bad hahahaha u can find the written version of this text on the white pube

A text about Sophia al Maria's Wall-Based Work performance at Frieze Art Fair.read the text hereTICKETS FOR FOYLESTICKETS FOR UNITOM

bonus episode: a recording from a talk we did at San Mei Gallery as part of Van Gogh House's Festival of EncountersThank you to Anna Bromwich for inviting us to be a part of the festival, and thank you to Rufus for the recording :)You can buy the Paperback of Poor Artists hereKeep us going for ANOTHER 10 years by supporting us on Patreon

A review of Sincere Seeker, Nicola Singh's show at Cubitt, curated by Seán Elder. Read it here: thewhitepube.com/sincere-seekerPoor Artists Paperback OUT NOW!!!!

twenny twenny five. Find the written version on our website, get the paperback of Poor Artists here & idk what else! have a nice day!!!!!!!!

a text about national symbols and how they must always be destroyed. read the text here: thewhitepube.com/onionjack

there's an ongoing fundraiser for migrants in liverpool here; you can find the written version of the biennial review on the white pube here. that's all! see you on the next one la

This week's review is ... Ethel Cain 💿 you can find the written version on the white pube 💿 the paperback for Poor Artists is finally out on October 3rd if you wanna get a copy!!

I went to a gig! That's 2 music reviews this year I can't believe I'm a music critic now. Find the written version here + if you can afford to support us, consider signing up to our patreon. (shh, we are about to take a month break from sunday texts so we can speedrun book two, so any patreon help right now would be especially appreciated!)

Thank you Playstation for the review code. uuuu can find the written version here. keep on keeping on

a text about Dan Guthrie's commission at Chisenhale: Empty Alcove / Rotting Figureread it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/empty-alcove-rotting-figureDigital archive: earf.info

A review of Gaza Biennale's exhibition, Upon the Ruins of this World, @ Ugly Duck. Thinking about what a biennale even is in the first place.Read the text here: thewhitepube.com/gaza-biennaleHere's Gaza Biennale's UK Jinnaah's ig, to stay tuned for future activity: instagram.com/gazabiennale_jinnaahukand Gaza Biennale's website: gazabiennale.org🇵🇸

A text about girls with guitars and also Ed Atkins' book Flowers. A little two-for-one : ) find the written version of this on our website, support us on Patreon here, and buy our book Poor Artists wherever you buy your books!!!!!

Fra Angelico, the art-priest on shift, hears the confession of a commercial galleristread it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/confessionssupport our writing: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewhitepube.co.uk/support⁠⁠⁠emoji: 🥂🍾

do you think it's possible to change the worst things about yourself? this week's text is about a mythological character from Chinese history and how we might be the same person. another big health update too! find the written version of the text here and get our book Poor Artists woooooo

a 2025 q&a about how the book is doing, the things that we secretly find annoying about each other, our rudest reader interactions, and what's happening with book two :p watch the VIDEO of this chat here; support the white pube here :)

Or, on why I want to be confused / why I love strangeness. Talking about On Ugliness: Medieval and Contemporary @ Skarstedt. Read the text version here: thewhitepube.co.uk/on-uglinesssupport our writing: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewhitepube.co.uk/support⁠⁠⁠emoji: 👹👺

I have good news!!!!!! this week's text is about midodrine, Chile and the artist Phoebe Kaniewska. listen to hear the good news woooo or read about it on our website here. Sign up to our Patreon to join the discord if you want also. I hate all other social media except the white pube discord. there, I said it.

This week's text is about listening in on a crit :)read it here: thewhitepube.com/the-critsupport our writing: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewhitepube.co.uk/support⁠⁠emoji: 👼

spoiler free text about Lapvona and a clinical trial I did this week and reading books all the way to the end even when you don't love them. Find the written version on our website here ; sign up to our Patreon here to join our discord; and please buy our book Poor Artists! it's out in hardback, audiobook and ebook!! paperback aint til October baby

This week's text is a short story about roundabout art! About where art sits in the public sphere, where it is surprising or unexpected! Read the text: thewhitepube.co.uk/the-roundabout-artistsupport our writing: ⁠⁠⁠⁠thewhitepube.co.uk/support⁠emoji: 🏝🏖

I write about the app called Visible that is supposed to help you with energy-limiting health conditions, and I write about Eliza Barry Callahan's 2024 book The Hearing Test. You can find the written version here, our Patreon here, and here's a referral code to the app. I have no idea if it's worth it yet. In the first few weeks yes? But ask me again in 6 months

Athen Kardashian and Nina Mhach Durban @ Indigo + Madder, a postcard in a courtyard, my aunt's fridge.read the text: thewhitepube.co.uk/athen-ninasupport our writing: ⁠⁠⁠thewhitepube.co.uk/supportemoji: 💄💋