The Whole 9 Yards

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The Whole 9 Yards

Four friends having some adult beverages and participating in good conversation. Always taking it The Whole 9 Yards.

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    Ep 161 - Cesspool of Mayer

    This week the boys are back and we discuss our Spotify wrapped, break down some analytics for the show, Craig takes a business trip to Toronto, we discuss charitable endeavors, getting out of conversations you don’t want to be a part of, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 160 - Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Tree Sap Burrito

    This week we recap the most recent wedding from the rehearsal dinner to the dance floor. Tune in to hear about how Craig’s best man speech went and find out if Chris S. hits the over on crying for his wedding day. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 159 - Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Ninja Turtle

    This week Chris M. Is too small for Destination Extra Large, Craig gets mistaken for a valet, and we recap the events of the Michelangelo wedding weekend extravaganza. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 158 - Too Many Munchkins

    This week the guys talk ordering munchkins, we recap Chris Sap’s bachelor party, we discuss the new Skims product line, and Chase takes a trip to the dentist.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 157 - Give it a whiff

    This week the lads talk prostate exams, we recap Chris M.’s bachelor party, and Chris S. attends a wedding.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 156 - Indoor Kid

    The boys are back from Summer break. This week we discuss recent vehicle mishaps, having pet cats, offensive terms for robots, a violent incident at a wrestling event, we hate on Mr. Beast, Chase attends an eventful wedding weekend and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 155 - Live from the deep end

    This week the gang gets aquatic, Craig recaps some recent headlines, the boys discuss what we should name our LLC, Chase tells us about his trip to Canada, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 154 - Let’s Taco Bout It

    This week the boys talk breaking things in a grocery story, getting tattoos, recent wedding adventures, what songs you should leave off the wedding playlist, we discuss bed sizes, sleeping with pets, and someone in the group almost witnesses a tragedy at a taco shop.Link to Chris M.’s interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Jhb5r8LlM Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 153 - The Summer We Turned Pretty

    This week the guys talk about what tv series we have been watching, we discuss the CEO cheating on his wife, Shane Gillis hosting the Espy Awards, the guys recap their most recent trips, we debate when the best birthday month is, we talk about stickers on cars, and someone in the group has their car fail inspection.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 152 - Sucking Toes

    This week the lads are feeling loose. Tune in to hear about Chase attending a viewing party for his wedding video, Craig comes up with a guessing game for the next handoff of the ring, Chris S. is tired of getting his ID checked at bars, Chris M. gives us a lesson on casino etiquette, the guys talk about gambling addiction, someone we know gets a strange proposition at a bar, and the boys have a problem with public urinals.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 151 - Color Commentary

    This week the guys talk crazy trials, reading comments on the internet, someone in the group is getting a new tattoo, we discuss people over sharing about their family.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 150 - Law & Disorder

    The guys are reeling from a Celtic’s playoff loss and it has the group in shambles. We ramble on about what product sponsorship we want, weird work events, making presentations, clubs we were part of in our youth, Katy Perry going to space, bachelorette parties, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 149 - The Cast Has Rizzin’

    This week someone in the group cuts their mouth, we discuss a set of twins talking in unison, Chris M.’s toe won’t stop cracking, we talk about our favorite accents, some of the lads get a severe case of the giggles, Craig’s neighbors continue to wild out, someone experiences a smelly train ride, and we debate naming your kid something just so they have a cool nickname, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 148 - Suspicious Activity

    This week someone in the group has to contact the police, Chris M. and Chase recap some recent trips they went on, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 147 - 360 HYPE

    This week we reminisce on AIM instant messenger, growing up with social media, Chris M. experiences an international incident, and much more.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 146 - I fwew up

    This week we discuss television shows, someone comes across a fugitive, the guys reminisce on calling your parents while they were at work, someone in the group gets stuck with a crazy uber driver, we talk bad wedding speeches, and we re-visit the topic of Chase’s “Misplaced” wedding ring.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

  17. 146

    Ep 145 - The Butterfly Effect

    This week the gang is missing a Chris, but we power on through to bring you another episode. We talk about the weather getting warmer, a recent news story where someone passed away during a long international flight, the butterfly effect, bad job experiences, someone has an incident at a friends house, and Chase misplaces his wedding ring.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 144 - Live from Florida

    This week the guys hopped on a quick conference call sadly missing our good friend Chris M. We discuss whether we would change the weather, Craig provides an update on his trip in Florida, Chris S. gets held up while running errands, a former Disney star is involved in a shooting incident, and much more. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 143 - Dating Consultant

    This week the gang discusses how we cover food in the microwave, we discuss how much money the podcast is making, we reflect on some bowling experiences, Craig has some weird encounters at the gym, Chris S. has a tough time at a bar, Chase is reading up a storm, and Chris M. comes through with a little surprise.Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9YpodPesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pestoJenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 142 - Goodbye MCAS

    This week we talk about collections, wearing shorts in the winter, what kind of food we want dispensed, Chase is the chillest guy at work, the guys share our feelings about AI, someone in the group gets some interesting Instagram ads, and we review the results of the 2024 State ballot questions. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

  21. 142

    Ep 141 - Sweet Treats

    This week we are back after the holidays to kick off season 6 of The Whole 9 Yards podcast. This week the boys talk about snacking, weird sandwiches, eating habits in general, Chase & Craig get questioned at a liquor store, we rant about technology, discuss controversial moments from Justin Timberlake’s career, and much more. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 140 - The Holly 9 Yards #4

    This week the guys get into the Christmas spirit. We exchange gifts, someone has a couple too many drinks at Harpoon, and we discuss some recent office holiday party experiences. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 139 - Chill Guys

    This week we jump around a lot, we discuss weird names, school reunions, getting in the Christmas spirit, the ground rules for our gift exchange, we revisit Chase’s trip to the sperm bank, we break down TruTv's programming, Chase reveals the plans for his honeymoon, and much more. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 138 - Park Normal Next Time

    This week the gang perseveres through some technical difficulties, Craig gets into an argument with a stranger, Chris M. has a weird Uber Experience, and Chase has an unwanted experience at the deli. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

  25. 138

    Ep 137 - Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Dargie (w/ Kody!)

    This week the guys discuss professional photographers, we recap Chase’s wedding weekend, a surprise guest stops by mid-recording, Craig has an incident at work, the guys break down recent lodging experiences, and we talk massages. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 136 - Gum Check

    This week Chase finds fruit in his new car, the gang gets rear ended, we talk about speeding, and how great chewing gum used to be. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 135 - I loved him first

    This week the guys talk stamps, getting haircuts, wedding mishaps, Mother/Son dances, problems with shared working spaces, and Chase starts a new job. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 134 - Oh My Cod She’s Dead!

    This week Chase recalls a weird experience at a sleepover, the guys discuss fish/bugs, Craig has an eventful dinner date, and someone in the group helps out an elderly woman. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 133 - Getting our groove back

    This week the guys talk about recent driving experiences, Craig has a problem with a news anchor, Chase watches Olympic breakdancing, the guys chat about different Olympic events, we get into some problems we’ve had at the grocery store, someone in the group gets a new job, we recap some recent trips to New Jersey, and everyone we know is having babies. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 132 - Pass the B12

    This week the guys talk about vitamins, we take a message from the hotline, we discuss some of our personal catch phrases, we listen to some of the most famous voice over actors, and we talk about Buff Butlers. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies Summer TW9Y Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EFlNuacwADNFBv2EPh9rU?si=455074d604dd4874 

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    Ep 131 - Hear, Hear!

    This week the guys talk when it’s appropriate to cut off an elderly person, Craig makes too much rice, Chris  S. yells at a girl while driving, someone in the group gets hit with a debt collection notice, we look into the etymology of a cuss word, Chase is perplexed by blind people, and someone in the group has phantosmia. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies Summer TW9Y Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EFlNuacwADNFBv2EPh9rU?si=455074d604dd4874 

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    Ep 130 - Miss Puggy Wuggy

    This week the boys are off their game. Someone makes a fake phone call to ensure a friends safety, the guys check out the voice messages from the hotline, we run through a tongue twister as a group, talk weird purchases, and we try to save this episode with a debrief in the car, but spoiler someone...forgot to hit record so we lost about 15 minutes of quality Whole 9 Yards content. We wrap this bad boy up with a quick discussion on how much a significant other can help you with grooming. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies Summer TW9Y Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EFlNuacwADNFBv2EPh9rU?si=455074d604dd4874 

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    Ep 129 - Boyfriend Tea Party

    This week our episode takes place across two recording sessions. We talk living with significant others, animals seeing us naked, someone in the group fills up a storage unit, someone rips a hole in their pants, we break down what kind of undies we’re all rocking, Chris S. brings us snacks from Thailand to try, and Craig asks the group a would you rather question. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 128 - RIP Dom Maserati

    This week we talk getting pulled over, someone in the group goes to a Korean Spa, we get some shocking news about someones neighbor, and Chris M. recaps his recent trip to Italy. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 127 - Dom Maserati

    This week we try moonshine, Chris S. learns more about his strange neighbor, Chris M. hosts a house cooling, the guys talk bad lunches, Craig recaps a recent trip to the bar, Chase walks us through the TW9Y March Madness bracket pool, and we discuss drive thru adventures. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 126 - TW9Y Classico

    This week the podcast loses a host due to budget cuts, the guys talk broken fingers, food options for weddings, the lads meet a European man, someone in the group is turning into a real book worm, and we discuss having ties to the mob. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 125 - It's Friday Night Baby

    This week Chris M. has a tough trip to the dentist, Craig recaps his Florida trip, we debate at what age we’ll get stubborn, and Chris S. has a problem with the rats. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 124 - Dude, Where's My Car?

    In this episode Craig’s luck runs out, we talk neighbor problems, the guys eat candy, discuss mukbang videos/overweight influencers, break down how our significant others would perform in an emergency, and someone in the group loses their car. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 123 - Yes, We’re still doing this.

    This week the boys talk washing your eyes out, songs that can only be played in certain situations, what celebrities we would sit with at an award show, we set expectations for season 5 of the show, we cover what we’ve been up to during the break, and how we feel about non-alcoholic drink alternatives.  Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 122 - This episode is soooo last year

    The boys will be back with new episodes very soon. This episode the boys discuss gift giving, square off in a game of trivia, and look up which animals are the fastest.  Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 121 - The Holly 9 Yards #3

    This week we talk weird barbers, dentistry practices, getting into the holiday season, and we pitch our very own Hallmark Christmas movie.  Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Winter Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/56F2tJ8jZCFaHklxHwwSoM?si=d474f9ce27254deb Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies

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    Ep 120 - Breathe Right Anal Strips

    This week Craig and Chris S. recap weddings they attended, everyone we know seems to be having a baby, the guys talk halloween celebrations, two of the boys attend an eventful comedy show, and someone in the group has a creative idea to make some extra money. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Jenna’s Cookie Instagram: jsprinks_Cookies Fall Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7MdfrwHXEcXlWxVr4Bbffg?si=a9a2f79dd8914d43

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    Ep 119 - Let's get it started

    This week the boys talk about early YouTube videos, we recap a guys night out at John Mayer’s solo tour, Chris M. sees the new Eras Tour Film, we get into some conspiracy theories, break down some of our differences in music tastes, and share some of our personal problems we have when preparing food.  Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto Fall/Winter Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7MdfrwHXEcXlWxVr4Bbffg?si=a9a2f79dd8914d43

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    Ep 118 - Venmo Us

    This week a lot of strange things happen to the lads. We discuss money mistakes, broken doorbells, mysterious wounds, attempted break-ins, bad takeout experiences, and what we want to happen to us after we die. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

  45. 118

    Ep 117 - We’ll have the nachos

    This week Chris S. pops a big question, Craig goes appliance shopping, Chase gets set up on a play date, Chris M. spends LDW in Maine, the boys reminisce on Sunday brunch adventures, and someone gets yelled at out of the blue. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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    Ep 116 - Bluto's Bingo

    This week the guys discuss our recent outings at adult summer camps, bachelor parties, and St. Anthony’s feast. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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    Ep 115 - Jo Bros 4 Life

    This week the boys discuss attending a concert, Chris M. recaps a trip to North Carolina, and the championship ring changes hands once more with another round of Trivia. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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    Ep 114 - Barbenheimer

    Ep 114 - Barbenheimer This week the boys discuss Mitch McConnell memes, someone get’s engaged, we discuss the new Barbie movie, and Chris chats with an old neighbor. Mitch McConnell Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DkU6TE1-zY Summer 2023 Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3ARshBeNHZQQYgxzu6bNd9?si=be234be69d97493b Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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    Ep 113 - Nerd Behavior

    This week the boys are back with another hard listen. We discuss Harry Potter, child actors, fighting traffic tickets, and things get hectic at a reggae concert.  Summer 2023 Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3ARshBeNHZQQYgxzu6bNd9?si=be234be69d97493b Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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    Ep 112 - Trash Place

    This week the boys discuss pizza, modern tipping, ordering at restaurants, and we recap our Fourth of July festivities. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod Pesto’s Instagram: ayo_its_pesto

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