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The WithOnions Soccer Podcast

by Michael White

Soccer talk with a straight jacket: Michael White (@MichaelLWhite), Ryan Brown (@RyanMB30) & friends riff on Women's & Men's Soccer, incl. Portland Thorns FC, the NWSL, English football, and things beyond.Show notes & more at http://www.withonions.com

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 07 - Gene-splice Your Way to the Perfect Starting XI

    Karin​ rejoins Mike​ to ​talk Thorns, the Week that Was in NWSL, WNBA Protests and USWNT "Protests," why Twitter is Bad, & gene splice their way to the perfect Thorns non-NT lineup. Track Breakdown: ​1': Intro, around the NWSL, the Flash Beane'ing their way to contention, & the effectiveness of...

  2. Ep. 06 - Bud Light Lime Breaker-Rita

    Karin, Gwyn, & Rach join Mike to discuss the aftermath of the Thorns curb-stomping at Houston, muse around the rest of the league, talk about marketing women's sports & get depressed talking about women and the ills of social media. And Stan Van Gundy for some (good) reason. Track Breakdown: ​1':...

  3. Ep. 05 - Everything's Better with Umlauts

    ​Back from the brink and without Ryan, @Gwynniepeg​ joins Mike in a stream of consciousness conversation on the current state of the NWSL after Meg Linehan's two​-part​ welfare check, discuss Hope Solo's..."open letter?" on her league grievances, and of course random thoughts on how to unfuck the...

  4. Ep. 04 - Vorm & Void

    ​EPL near-ish end of season #analysis, Thorns road trips post-mortems and previews of @ Spirit and @ Reign, shit-talking of PRO Referees and Mark Clattenburg disappoints.

  5. Ep. 03 - Just Furtin' Around

    Carla (@PDX44), everybody's favorite Thorns ex-pat in Red Stars territory, joins Mike for a Thorns, NWSL opening weekend post-mortem to (dumpster) dive into the various NWSL marketing/PR fuckups as well as revel in the early screwups by Bacon & the Reign. Track Breakdown: 1': Intro, No Ryan,...

  6. Ep. 02 - Not My Bacon

    We talk live during a mid-week Timbers meltdown, talk Bacon, go deep on refereeing on a whole and lose it on several other topics. Track Breakdown: 1': Intro, Timbers losing hard and fast 2': "Glass Cannon" marketability, and leadership 6': NWSL, the Thorns and finding a real rival 14': "This is...

  7. Ep. 01 - Welcome to the Insanity Train

    Ryan & Mike (attempt to) talk about pre-season Portland Thorns expectations, the general lunacy of WoSo social media, the EPL title race, and gawk at the latest kit releases. Track Breakdown: 1': Intro, Thorns (kinda), Jodie Taylor, FA WSL (I mean the Women's Soccer United Twitter, not podcast....

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Soccer talk with a straight jacket: Michael White (@MichaelLWhite), Ryan Brown (@RyanMB30) & friends riff on Women's & Men's Soccer, incl. Portland Thorns FC, the NWSL, English football, and things beyond.Show notes & more at http://www.withonions.com

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Soccer talk with a straight jacket: Michael White (@MichaelLWhite), Ryan Brown (@RyanMB30) & friends riff on Women's & Men's Soccer, incl. Portland Thorns FC, the NWSL, English football, and things beyond.Show notes & more at http://www.withonions.com

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