The Wizard Scroll

The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7! Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss.Written by Chris BausoPre-production assembly by Chris BausoProduced by Chris BausoCast (in order of appearance):Chris Bauso as HimselfChris Bauso as DjynChris Bauso as Zoots McKenzieChris Bauso as Mikey DeezChris Bauso as Lu MaldonadoChris Bauso as DOCChris Bauso as Little ShitChris Bauso as Fly ManChris Bauso as Dr GravesChris Bauso as Billy CratersChris Bauso as Jon TafferChris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYERSongs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie WatersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTSFFF2: Stone Cold Classics is now available exclusively on the NIGHTS feed!Jon Anderson & WarewolfBarmitzvah join me in the booth for the inaugural episode of Frantic Fanfic with Friends! Where we write fan-fictions at a frantic pace.Check out Frantic Fanfic!Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OSTBackground ambiences by Michael GhelfiSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...Cast (in order of appearance)Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠the boy - ⁠Himself⁠Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris BausoJack Link - Chris BausoBilly Mays - HimselfDr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠Gnomes - Chris BausoPrincess Lyndee - Jess McCoyRobert - Chris BausoTin Man - HimselfBongzilla - Tyler MoodyBoy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris BausoOrc J Simpson - HimselfShow Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found!The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.Featuring Jon as FrankenphoneMatt as Darth KermitusSorin as Anne GoreFlower as Ragnor SeymoreLinks to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby FoxBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & WronghalfTim Jennings as Santaur the JollyKrissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich QueenAJ Fidalgo as Professor SwampassScott R McKinley as Headmaster DumblesnatchJess McCoy as Schmella & SchmelvinEpisode Artwork by Ben MillsSongs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas InstrumentalDeep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn LynneSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as King Rah'd'nyGavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle MasterUmbriel's Shadow as Lord OvaltineSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1James Hart as Several HomunculiKier Zhou as Morgan PamseeShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiPMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James YevonSongs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OSTSongs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich PixiesSongs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm ScottSongs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena RaineSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSong used: Identity- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...Starring Chris Bauso as ShawnGavin Reiser as MarrikothSky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie WatersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts!Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip~~~It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario GuttadauroThe Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier ZhouThe Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves CohenEra of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart BullockThis is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor HodgsonCole Lumbo is played by Chris BausoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserFarm Ambience by Jamie NordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...*Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.Starring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi WilliamsEpisode Artwork by Jeff PenningtonSongs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- NenorBackground Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James YevonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSong used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J. QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1James Hart as Several HomunculiKier Zhou as Morgan PamseeGavin Reiser as DanielShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena RaineSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick)Gavin Reiser as DanielUmbriel's Shadow as Lord OvaltineShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm ScottSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannGavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle MasterShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich PixiesPMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James YevonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as King Rah'd'nyShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space piratesShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby FoxSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea of Time & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Chill, Hip Shop & It's Raining Somewhere Else- Toby Fox ; A Vesel in Yellow and Red- Muma ; I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz ; Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), D U N G E O N & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Thin Air- Roie ShpiglerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?Starring: Chris Bauso as ShawnGavin Reiser as MarrikothSky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twinsanity OST ; CORE, Hip Shop, Dating Start! & Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Friend Area Deep Sea Current- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST ; Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelodySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Monkey Fight Menu- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Zora's Domain (from OoT), Startup NEW GAME, & Birdman (from PilotWings 64) - Equip ; House TelaVV- Elad Perez ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Happy to Be Happy- Dapun ; Predator X (Live at Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The Staff, Ancient Ivy Atrium & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Abysmal Gale & Hulullúlulu - Art Against Agony ; Move Your Body- NAEMS ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelodySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode!Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Mystifying Forest & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; What's New- Ziv Moran ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Let the Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slide Rumble & Slip Slide Ice Capades- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...Check out Goblin Cave PodCheck out Omega Star 7Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollArtwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Factory Panic, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, & Turquiose Lounge- Equip ; Academy of Evil, Classroom Chaos, & Madame Amberly- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Stars Surfing- Raz Burg ; Open Space- Onyx Music ; Chase- Zelda Majora's Mask OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower)- Kevin MacLeod ; Umbra- Amie Waters ; Pushing Onwards- VVVVVV OST ; Pyramid Pass- CTTR OST ; Cavern Catastrophe, Totem Hokem & Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Desert Theme- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Sad Sun- Paper Mario OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The One Eyed Captain- Ian Post ; Thank you- Atronach's Aura ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir AtarSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Dads Doing Nerd ShitShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Tomb Town- Crash Tag Team Racing OST ; Huff N Puff's Theme, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Ruins- Paper Mario OST ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Background Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Run- Youth ; War Paint- Rhythm ScottSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension Lab, & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?  THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.  Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - Asi C ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...  THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   Background ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony VegaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...*Originally published 12/3/2023THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannTim Jennings as SantaurShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???*Originally published 7/13/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise JackSongs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...*Originally published 7/6/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by White Noise JackSongs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- JozequeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?*Originally published 6/29/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & HimselfJames Hart as Ita'dikGavin Reiser as Private PjartsUmbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff SkelebonesKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKier Zhou as the Meta-NarratorShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- QracleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...*Originally published 6/22/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Mollusk Music today! https://qracle.bandcamp.com/album/mollusc-musicStarring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGraham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking HorseUmbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice EmployeeJames Hart as Bobby O ClotworthyShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- QracleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!*Originally published 6/15/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IIIGavin Reiser as Private PjartsJames Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor PorkusGabriel B as Waffle WenchTim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKier Zhou as Kier the SkelemanGraham Capobianco as GiganticorpseUmbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the JanitorKrissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich QueenShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?*Originally published 6/8/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich QueenTim Jennings as Rah'd'nyShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Strawberry PorgBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...*Originally published 6/1/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyAce D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IKrissi Williams as Orcmarie OrcmireJon Anderson as Willie D Nelson"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR BausoShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv MoranSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...*Originally published 5/25/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc MaidenMark Levins as Farky MarkKier Zhou as the Meta-NarratorShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Mark LevinsBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...*Originally published 5/18/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome MaidenShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...*Originally published 5/11/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IIIGavin Reiser as Private PjartsJames Hart as Ita'dikJon Anderson as Young PjartsTim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as BjorcShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...*Originally published 5/4/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless OrcKier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & MimeKrissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female OrcGavin Reiser as Pirate OrcJon Anderson as Secret Service OrcUmbriel's Shadow as several orcsPelle Frid as several orcsShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileManSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...*Originally published 4/27/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as SantaurBilly Mays as HimselfShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby FoxSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...*Originally published 4/20/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGavin Reiser as the TrollsShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin ReiserSongs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- DimitrixSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.