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The Wizard Wheezes

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A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly! All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description. If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected]. Theme music is: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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  1. What it means to live - Chapter 17

    Chapter 17 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  2. What it means to live - Chapter 16

    Chapter 16 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  3. What it means to live - Chapter 15

    Chapter 15 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  4. What it means to live - Chapter 14

    Chapter 14 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  5. What it means to live - Chapter 13

    Chapter 13 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  6. What it means to live - Chapter 12

    Chapter 12 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  7. What it means to live - Chapter 11

    Chapter 11 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  8. What it means to live - Chapter 10

    Chapter 10 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  9. What it means to live - Chapter 9

    Chapter 9 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  10. What it means to live - Chapter 8

    Chapter 8 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  11. What it means to live - Chapter 7

    Chapter 7 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  12. What it means to live - Chapter 6

    Chapter 6 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  13. What it means to live - Chapter 5

    Chapter 5 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  14. What it means to live - Chapter 4

    Chapter 4 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  15. What it means to live - Chapter 3

    Chapter 3 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  16. What it means to live - Chapter 2

    Chapter 2 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  17. What it means to live - Chapter 1

    Chapter 1 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/ Authors Summary: "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle…

    more
  18. Not With a Bang - Chapter 50

    Chapter 50 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The final chapter of this story. The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when…

    more
  19. Not With a Bang - Chapter 49

    Chapter 49 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  20. Not With a Bang - Chapter 48

    Chapter 48 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  21. Not With a Bang - Chapter 47

    Chapter 47 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  22. Not With a Bang - Chapter 46

    Chapter 46 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  23. Not With a Bang - Chapter 45

    Chapter 45 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  24. Not With a Bang - Chapter 44

    Chapter 44 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  25. Not With a Bang - Chapter 43

    Chapter 43 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  26. Not With a Bang - Chapter 42

    Chapter 42 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  27. Not With a Bang - Chapter 41

    Chapter 41 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  28. Not With a Bang - Chapter 40

    Chapter 40 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  29. Not With a Bang - Chapter 39

    Chapter 39 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  30. Not With a Bang - Chapter 38

    Chapter 38 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  31. Not With a Bang - Chapter 37

    Chapter 37 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  32. Not With a Bang - Chapter 36

    Chapter 36 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  33. Not With a Bang - Chapter 35

    Chapter 35 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  34. Not With a Bang - Chapter 34

    Chapter 34 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  35. Not With a Bang - Chapter 33

    Chapter 33 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  36. Not With a Bang - Chapter 32

    Chapter 32 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  37. Not With a Bang - Chapter 31

    Chapter 31 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  38. Not With a Bang - Chapter 30

    Chapter 30 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  39. Not With a Bang - Chapter 29

    Chapter 29 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  40. Not With a Bang - Chapter 28

    Chapter 28 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  41. Not With a Bang - Chapter 27

    Chapter 27 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  42. Not With a Bang - Chapter 26

    Chapter 26 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  43. Not With a Bang - Chapter 25

    Chapter 25 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  44. Not With a Bang - Chapter 24

    Chapter 24 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  45. Not With a Bang - Chapter 23

    Chapter 23 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  46. Not With a Bang - Chapter 22

    Chapter 22 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  47. Not With a Bang - Chapter 21

    Chapter 21 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  48. Not With a Bang - Chapter 20

    Chapter 20 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  49. Not With a Bang - Chapter 19

    Chapter 19 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more
  50. Not With a Bang - Chapter 18

    Chapter 18 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new…

    more

About this show

A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly!

All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description.

If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected].

Theme music is:

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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How many episodes does The Wizard Wheezes have?

The Wizard Wheezes has 136 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on November 2, 2026.

What is The Wizard Wheezes about?

A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly! All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description. If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please...

How often does The Wizard Wheezes release new episodes?

The Wizard Wheezes publishes weekly, based on its 136 episodes since September 2024.

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