The Woody Show

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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