The World Is !@#$%*!

Finally the lads are back!Lot's of changes have happened which will be explained in the next episode but in the meantime, enjoy the Cob Quickie

The lads are back with another episode in which they play some Will Smith related games!Tell your uncles etc

Welcome to the fist episode of season 2 in which the lads discuss weird sex dolls, fun elderly people & Rolf HarrisEnjoy

Another episode full of nonsense and useless facts😂The lads ramble on about pranks, dolphins and vegan milk

After another hectic month, the lads are back and talking more nonsense than before.In this episode they discuss metal detecting, Karen the cat & NZ politics...YAWN

Episode 2 of the second season of the pod.In this episode the lads discuss sexually aggressive dolphins, fanny candles & Banksy

After the craziness of comedy festivals, award nominations and life, the lads are finally back and it feels right to call this season 2!Thanks to the '8' listeners for their patience.There is a very visual round in this ep which will be shared on Alan's Instagram. Alternatively, watch online or Spotify

The lads are back!Tired, mid comedy fest and depressed,Alan & David power through. But the most important thing that happened is Katy Perry killed a plant, brought it to space for a few mins, let it see his family as he dies, then kisses the earth that produced the dead flower

The lads sit down at David's house, a change of scenery and discuss their upcoming shows, their previous shows & Mary Magdalene, in great detail

Well, episode 24!!The lads talk about Kevin Bacon, orgies & seagulls again!!Dive in!

The lads are back with the first record of the year.They discuss mad gigs, chihuahua eating seagulls and MORE!

It's been a slow start to the year but here is episode 22, the final hour of the 3 hour drinking episode from November... They're pissed. Enjoy

Happy New Year!! Although this episode was recorded in 2024, it was that night they drank some boozicles. Enjoy and tell people!

A Christmas episode! Join Alan & David as they quiz and ramble on about Xmas!

Alan & David are back at it with meandering tangents including topics like Scottish eyebrows, war PR & koala semen Give your ears a good time!

Did you know that Diddy got in a fight with a member of Boyzone? Have a listen and learn about more mad stuff

The lads are back with a quick round of song origins! What's Tiny Dancer all about?!?! Listen and learn, ohhh there's so much knowledge here

FINALLY!!! The lads are back after a little break with a brand new episode in which they go on more ridiculous tangents about acting, dolphin pelts and loads more random nonsense. ENJOY!!!

The lads were on Great Barrier Island for a good and were a bit dusty recording this the morning after! They discuss religion, the vagina museum & porn parodies... The World Is !@#$%*!

Well, you've reached episode 4 from the wine fuelled 4 hour record! The lads discuss more crazy stories from around the world and also play a little game of who said it? James Joyce or Adam Levine Enjoy

This is part 3 of the wine drinking episode after a 2 hour intro, when they eventually got into the quiz. They cover many crazy stories including the headless sex doll!

Part 2 of the one where they drank wine. This was the second hour into the record and they still didn't get to a quiz question but they have a lot to vent about. They also engaged with a listener & their hilarious story

Coffee was swapped for wine on this recording, which then lasted 4 hours!! It took 2 hours to get to a question. Episode 11 is part one of the session. They discuss bad gigs, weird corporates and wrestling

Welcome to the 10th episode in which the lads talk about Aldi burning down, mayo in the bedroom & sharks on cocaine!! Listen, enjoy, share and follow the lads on the auld socials

The lads are back with more waffle and pub quiz questions!! This is a continuation from episode 8, as they recorded for 3 hours!!! We've had a few people contact us with crazy stories so we'll incorporate that in future recordings. If you'd like to contribute, contact the lads on their social media al_mcelroy thedavidstuart or email [email protected]

Here's the 8th episode!! PETA have updated some classic nursery rhymes and Alan puts David To the test and sees if he knows which is the real one and which is made up. They also discuss a lot of random stuff... A LOT

Well, well, well, we squeezed out 3 episodes from the 1 long chat and this is the final one from 3 weeks ago so we do discuss Donald Trumps funny & odd beliefs. It was pre shooting at the time and he's fine and you have to listen to what those beliefs are, it was too funny to ignore. We also discuss scam phone callers, goats and Harry Potter. If you enjoy these, please share with your peoples

Welcome back!! Here is episode 6! We chat about 90's pop lyrics and how mental some of them were and regional porn! Enjoy!

Another episode in which we discuss some mad stuff from around the world!! As usual, we get distracted and ramble from tangent to tangent and only get through one question from the quiz... But it's a doozy!! Famous people getting pranked!! Enjoy and share it with people. It's the Euros so at the start, we are watching a bit of football and getting confused by some fashion choices...

Welcome to episode 4 in which we talk about some interesting fetishes! If you enjoy it, please share with your people

Welcome back to the pod! Because of the football, we discussed funny names of players. We also discuss Hitler's art and joining us for the whole episode was Ramsay the dog. He didn't say much on account that he is a dog

Welcome to episode 2, which, as you'll realise, is a continuation to ep 1 so there are many call backs. We continue to ramble through pub quiz questions and go off on tangents, influenced by the crazy stories that feature again. In this episode, we learn what NZ town buys the most sex toys, we discuss the Oasis feud, angry vacuum cleaners & the Viagra fumes in Ireland.

This is our first episode! NZ based comedians David Stuart (Scotland) & Alan McElroy (Ireland) sit down and discuss the crazy, funny and odd things that happen around the world. Based on a round in Alan's Crack Up Quiz Nights around Auckland, in which the quizzers are given multiple choices of the answer. In this episode, they look back on old and weird TV adverts, they discuss dodgy parenting at football games & measuring noise levels in a suburban environment. Enjoy, like and subscribe or whatever people do