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The Yankees Suck 3000

by Yankees Suck

In each episode, host @PeachMachine gives you another reason why his favorite team, the New York Yankees, suck! If you love/hate the Yankees, you'll love/hate this show! Listen to hear the rantings and ravings of a baseball fanatic. For clarity... The greatest baseball team in history, with 27 World Series rings, is the New York Yankees. That doesn't mean they don't also suck!

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Episodes

  1. ALCS Wrap-Up & World Series Preview

    The Yankees proved, in only four games, why this season was an illusion, and that they do in fact suuuuuuck!

  2. ALCS Game 2 Recap & ALCS Game 3 Preview

    Do da Yankees suck? Let me count da ways...

  3. ALCS Game 1 Wrap-Up, NLCS Game 2 Wrap-Up, & ALCS Game 2 Preview

    Daaaaaaa Yankeeeees lose! Down 0-1 to the Astros ain't not no good spot to be in on or around for da Branx Bambers...

  4. ALDS Game 5 Wrap-Up & ALCS Game 1 Preview

    The Yankees barely beat the Guardians, and will now play the Astros to determine who goes on to play in the 2022 World Series.

  5. ALDS Game 5 Preview

    Did a rainout just save the Yankees' season?

  6. ALDS Game 1 Wrap-up & Game 2 Preview

    Bader and Tony Meatballs go big bopper in the Bombers' first win of the postseason.

  7. ALDS Game 1 Preview

    Yankees vs. Guardians

  8. 36) Dead in the Water

    Can Oswaldo Cabrera provide a much needed spark? This reporter, thinks no.

  9. 35) Losing Streak Continues

    3 in a row, walked off by the BoSox! Not good!

  10. 34) Swept By the Cardinals

    Yankees continue to lose, now on a 5 game losing streak because they’re dog water!

  11. 33) Bad Trades

    Monty for who? Doesn’t matter, he’s hurt!

  12. 32) Only Homers Club

    Pay Judge 350 for 7!

  13. 31) Clearly Using Corked Bats

    The Yankees hit 6 big boppers! Check da bats! They’ve got to be cheating!

  14. 30) Relying on Starting Pitching

    Yankees sweep the Angels!

  15. 29) Gallo and Hicks Gotta Go

    Stop the experiment! Pull the plug, Boone! These guys are on life support and they’re costing us wins!

  16. 28) Wasting Quality Starts

    Yankees score 1 run on 4 hits and lose game 3 to the Devil Rays 3-1. Boooooring!

  17. 27) Matt Freakin’ Carpenter

    Desperate times call for desperate measures… and the Yankees are desperate.

  18. 27) Protecting the Bronx Babies

    Hey Boone, stop covering for your billion dollar babies. They’re fine. Play your guys. Nobody bought a ticket to see Marwin Gonzalez.

  19. 26) Now the Top’s Cold

    Backup catcher Trevino saves the day!

  20. 25) Chapman STILL suuuuuucks!

    Yankees lose both games of a double header and go cold! Yankees fans demand heads to roll! Hahahahahah!

  21. 24) Can’t Get No Relief

    Lucas Luetge comes in and BLOWS IT, for the Yankees.

  22. 23) Gift Runs

    The Yankees somehow score 3 runs, 2 on a passed ball, and come away with a 3-2 victory in the 3rd game against the Orioles. Bullshit!

  23. 22) Nothing Without Judge

    The big bopper carried the Bronx babies on his broad shoulders in a 4 hit game, including 4 RBI and 2 HR. Confirmed: He’s headed to LA after this season!

  24. 21) No Catching Production

    Jose Trevino finally runs into one, but the Yankees ain’t got squat from the 8 hole.

  25. 20) Chapman is Garbage

    Got no money and you got no car, then you got no CLOSER and there you are… And what comes next? Da Yankees lose…

  26. 19) Too Big of a Lead

    Wow. Sooooo many runs. I’m like, really, impressed… Not! Follow @PeachMachine & @MamiMoxy & @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter.

  27. 18) Wasting Offense

    15 runs? You’re gonna need some of those in September, boyos.

  28. 17) Winning Too Much

    The Yankees can’t keep this pace and will start to hit the skids big time. When that happens, the wheels will fall off.

  29. 16) More Lucky Hits and Bad Umpiring

    The Yankees keep catching breaks! It’s a joke! Stanton and Judge hit a porch job and a big bopper, respectively, to win game 1 against the Bluejays. @PeachMachine will tell ya why the Yankees ain’t that good.

  30. 15) Lucky Wins

    The Yankees keep scraping wins out of nowhere, barely hitting, but the breaks keep going their way. Follow @YankeesSuck3000 and host @PeachMachine to help support the show.

  31. Reason 14) Too Much Rest

    It’s Gleyber Day on Mother’s Day, as the Yankees split a double-header with Texas. @PeachMachine whines about too Boone’s over managing of rest days, and dreams about combing the Towers powers.

  32. Reason 13) Momentum Killed

    Do the Yankees have it in them to recover after the 11 game win streak was snapped? @PeachMachine says… yes. Follow the show and the sponsor on Twitter and IG: @YankeesSuck3000 and @BuyLoweBaseballCards

  33. Reason 12) Lucky Breaks from Bad Umpires

    The Yankees had no business winning their 11th straight! Two terrible calls couldn’t be reviewed, and a couple of errors, opened Pandora’s box for the Blue Jays after a strong effort from Manoah was wasted! Plus, hear the game highlights and updates from around the league from @PeachMachine.

  34. Reason 11) Relying on Pitching

    The Yankees have won 10 in a row, but @PeachMachine finds a way to criticize his Bronx Bombers anyway. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 as well as our sponsor @BuyLoweBaseballCards on IG and Twitter.

  35. 5/1 post game

    Post show

  36. 5/1 Pre-Game Show

    Yankees pregame show 5/1

  37. Reason 8) Great kid, don’t get cocky

    The Yankees are steaming’ hot! Working on a third consecutive sweep, the Yankees teed off against the Royals last night, but are they getting a little chip on their shoulders? @PeachMachine chops ‘em down a peg in episode 8 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show.

  38. Reason 7) Winning Too Much!!!

    How is that a reason the Yankees suck? Listen to @PeachMachine tell ya in episode 7 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show! Follow @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instant Grammar.

  39. Reason 6) Relying on the Home Run

    Ya ain’t gonna always get 5 big boppers! Ya gatta play some small ball! @PeachMachine criticizes his NY Yankees for not scoring without home runs. Follow @YankeesSuck3000.

  40. Reason 5) Not Pitching to Contact

    @PeachMachine criticizes Yankees starting pitching Gerrit Cole for not trusting the defense, and also talks about momentum, confidence, and what Joey Gallo needs to do to kick out of this slump. Follow @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter and IG.

  41. Reason 4) Poor Sportsmanship

    @PeachMachine discusses the Yankees walk-off victory and subsequent post-game tomfoolery, and then previews today’s game against the Guardians as Gerrit Cole toes the slab in the boogie down Bronx.

  42. Reason 3) Pitch Count

    In episode 3, @PeachMachine discusses Boone’s infatuation with pitch count. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instagram.

  43. Reason 2) Paralysis by Analysis

    In the second episode of The Yankees Suck 3000, @PeachMachine discusses needless rest days, the Yankees C lineup, and how over analyzing data has hurt Boone’s ability to manage.

  44. Reason 1) Inconsistency

    Inconsistency is killing the Yankees… It’s the beginning of a new show by @PeachMachine, The Yankees Suck 3000, and in this one, he’ll tell you why his favorite team, the Yankees, suck.

  45. The Yankees Suck 3000 (Trailer)

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In each episode, host @PeachMachine gives you another reason why his favorite team, the New York Yankees, suck! If you love/hate the Yankees, you'll love/hate this show! Listen to hear the rantings and ravings of a baseball fanatic. For clarity... The greatest baseball team in history, with 27 World Series rings, is the New York Yankees. That doesn't mean they don't also suck!

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In each episode, host @PeachMachine gives you another reason why his favorite team, the New York Yankees, suck! If you love/hate the Yankees, you'll love/hate this show! Listen to hear the rantings and ravings of a baseball fanatic. For clarity... The greatest baseball team in history, with 27...

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