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Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive. We rant about AI, preorder madness, surprise parties that implode, and why folks love to dunk on strangers for clicks grab a drink and come roast the world with us. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

What’s up, guys — it’s your Knuckleheads crew keeping it raw and ridiculous. We ramble about our merch launch, the weird-ass pricing on Fourth Wall, and why tank tops cost almost as much as tees. Then we spiral into custard vs. pudding, nonstop pudding confessions, and our unfiltered thoughts on orange juice, bagels, and breakfast crimes. Things get filthy in the best way as we trade subway horror stories, who eats fallen cookies, and receptionists-from-hell anecdotes (spoiler: some people are wild). Oh, and of course we close with Florida Man doing Florida Man things. Tune in for dumb laughs, gross debates, and that familiar chaotic friendship energy. Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.

MERCH LINK! Knuckles25 Free Shipping Hey Knuckleheads! We remastered this classic from along along time ago! — we just tore through Justice League: War and Throne of Atlantis with all the snark, laughs, and WTF questions you’d expect. Quick takes on Shazam’s kid energy, Aquaman’s booze-and-lobster debut, Darkseid’s obliterating ego, and the delicious plot holes that kept us talking. Grab some snacks and hang with us — we’re keeping it casual, honest, and loud. Loved it, hated it, or just noticed a weird cape? Come argue with us.

Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous Florida Man headline. Pull up a seat, crack a beer, and listen to us go off like friends talking in the kitchen.

Hey Knuckleheads! NYCC 25 we are home. Lets talk about our experience at the con after our 5 year hiatus. We also always have to take it to code browns and dont forget FLORIDA MAN at the end!   MERCH! Show some love grab a hoodie Knuckles25 for free shipping.

MERCH! PROMO CODE KNUCKLES25 FREE SHIPPING! Hey Knuckleheads! — it’s just us chatting: cruise suite perks, infinite lobster dreams, air-fryer life hacks, and yes, a horror-comedy poop story straight out of real life. Grab a drink, laugh with us (or at us), and stick around for the wild little details that only the Knuckleheads Podcast would share.

CLASSIC REMASTERED! This was episode 323 from 2018...NEW MERCH! What's up, guys? We're the Knuckleheads Podcast — informal, messy, and hella funny. Dive into this episode where we riff about stolen summers, indoor water parks, weird breakfast hacks, wild alligator rescues, brownouts, Xbox rumors, and way too many fast-food grievances. Pull up a seat, grab some snacks, and join our chaotic conversation — it's like hanging out with friends who say what everyone else is thinking.

MERCH HERE! Hey Knuckleheads! — come hang with us for a messy, hilarious birthday episode where we rant about museum shopping, brutal subway rides, and cruise perks gone wild. We talk planetariums, overpriced art books, train pet peeves, birthday traditions around the world, and even a few Florida Man gems. Grab a snack and get cozy — its just us being loud and honest.

MERCH! Hey Knuckleheads! picture this: cereal mascots as burnt-out teachers and a big-hearted whale named Bailey trying to make it in mascot school. It's absurd, crude, and strangely warm. Think Tony the Tiger with a comb-over, Camel Joe chain-smoking P.E., Count Chocula as the principal, and a buzzing honeycomb hangout where friendships start and chaos follows. Come for the jokes, stay for the messed-up charm.

Hey Knuckleheads! — we’re back recounting vacations, solo podcast woes, pumpkin spice confessions, and our IMAX Jaws experience (plus the wild merch frenzy). Come hang out for locker-room laughs, diner takes, and the usual chaos — it’s like we’re just chatting on the couch with you. Don’t forget to rate, subscribe, and maybe grab some merch if you’re feeling generous.  Grab some MERCH!!!  

Hey Knuckleheads! Here is a remastered classic from 2018!  dive into a messy, hilarious episode where we cover everything from bad milk and epic bathroom stories to peanut-allergy nightmares, candy obsessions, and whether you’d pay $30 to watch a new movie at home. It’s raw, dumb, and oddly relatable — grab a snack (preferably not the chunky milk), hit play, and laugh along with the Knuckleheads.

Hey friend — jump into our messy, hilarious episode where we roast mint chip, pitch a low-budget time-travel sitcom, and trade ridiculous stories about dumb injuries and cruise drink scams. Keep it real: rate, review, subscribe, and snag some merch if you wanna support the chaos. See you on the next one.

Hey Knuckleheads! Enjoy this remastered classic from 2020— grab a drink (or don’t), we’re diving into messy toothaches, gross cigars, childhood TV obsessions like Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, and a whole lot of filthy, hilarious banter. It’s raw, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your loudest friends — come hang out and laugh at the chaos.

Hey guys! Welcome to another wild ride with the Knuckleheads Podcast. In today's episode, we're diving into everything from our love-hate relationship with pumpkin spice lattes to energy drink addiction and yes, even "booger pants." It's a chat where nothing is off-limits, including a hilarious yet slightly disturbing story about a Florida man's take on "secret sauce." 😂 We also chat about Superman—yes, the new movie—and break down what we loved and, let's be honest, found a bit odd. Dive into our thoughts on some of the iconic character's quirks and discuss why, deep down, it's all about the kaijus and kryptonite! So grab your favorite drink—whether it's coffee, a monster, or something pumpkin-flavored—and come hang out with us for an hour or so of unfiltered conversation and laughter. Let's get into it!

Hey there! Get cozy and ready for a rollercoaster ride through this episode of the the knuckleheads Podcast. Our hosts dive into everything from the hilarity of closed captions picking up their fast-talking Brooklyn accents to revealing personal stories about body image and unforgettable celebrity encounters. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you might even tear up a bit as they discuss past embarrassments, like shitting pants stories (we've all been there, right?) and reflect on the legendary impacts of cultural icons like Hulk Hogan and Ozzy. Plus, they explore the wild world of YouTube second channels, and whether meeting your heroes really holds up to the dream. So grab some snacks, maybe an ice cream sandwich if you're feeling the vibe, and join in on a conversation as unpredictable as a Florida man's adventures. Enjoy!

Remastered CLASSIC! We've got a lot to cover today, from debating the necessity of self-heating coffee mugs to reminiscing about our most "interesting" childhood fashion choices. Ever heard of National Park Day or National Brown Bag-It Day? Neither had we, but we're diving into why these quirky celebrations exist. Not only are we revisiting some of the funniest and dumbest criminal stories, but we're also diving deep into family disputes, past escapades, and why someone might think disguising as a sofa is a good idea. What's better - a classic North Face or a questionably bulky bubble jacket? You'll find out! So, sit back and relax as we take a trip down memory lane, laugh at our younger selves, and maybe even plan an imaginary road trip along the way. Don't forget to subscribe if you're new here. Let's get into it!

Hey there, welcome back to the Knucklesheads Podcast! I'm your host, Fanboy, alongside the Hater, diving into the chaos of AI taking over the world and our jobs. It might just mess us up in more ways than one! 😅 And while we're at it, don't forget to grab some "fire" merch with Knuckles25 for special deals. You know the grind—it's tough out here! Oh, and rate, review, and subscribe, folks! We've got some hilarious yet tormenting personal anecdotes this week. Picture steamy subway rides, sneakers drenched in sweat, and outrageous poop tales that will make your jaw drop! It's reality, folks. Always be prepared—spare socks and undies are a must! Meanwhile, the late-night stage is set for some drama as Colbert and Trump go head-to-head, adding another layer to our not-so-boring news cycle. Find out what's really happening behind the scenes and get ready for some unexpected twists, turns, and laughs along the way. Catch you on the flip side, keep it real, and don't forget—no matter how sweaty and chaotic it gets, we've got your back! 🚇💩🤣

Pick Up MERCH HERE! Hey there, friend! This week's episode is all about those random, funny moments that pop up on our phones reminding us of days gone by. Join us as we dive into mishaps like forgotten shirts and nearly harpooning lobsters on a cruise! Yep, you heard that right. Plus, we'll chat about the eternal battle between ironing and the trusty steamer and why cruises will forever be on our bucket list. So kick back, relax, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Cheers!

MERCH!!! Hey there, friends! Join the Knuckleheads as we navigate through a whirlwind episode filled with hilarious conversations on everything from mishaps with discount codes to the exciting anticipation of Spaceballs 2. We kick things off with a mix of humor and frustration as we dissect the true meaning of "free shipping." Spoiler alert: it might not be as "free" as you think! As always, we've got you covered with national holiday highlights—yes, we're talking about the joy of National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and the delightful surprise of Strawberry Shortcake Day. Who knew food could be festive? But the real star this week is our deep dive into the much-awaited Spaceballs 2. Together, we theorize, speculate, and chuckle at the possibilities of what this long-awaited sequel might bring. With characters like 'Barf Jr.' and hilarious merchandising ideas, this chat is a must-listen for any fan of comedy or sci-fi nostalgia. So, whether you're a food lover, a sci-fi enthusiast, or someone who just loves a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and connect with you on a fun, personal level. Don't miss it!

MERCH!!! Hey there! 🎙️ In this week's episode, we dive into some wild and hilarious stories that'll make you laugh out loud! Ever heard of using pepper spray as deodorant? Well, that's just the tip of the iceberg. 😄 We'll take you through our thoughts on everything from the struggles of buying chocolate milk to the downfalls of owning an air conditioner that's still in the box. You won't want to miss our candid chat about trying to sell our awesome merch on Teespring and why we think it's tougher than it looks. 🛍️✨ Plus, we discuss some of the craziest dumb criminal headlines of the week and how they never fail to surprise us. And of course, there's a bit of pizza talk for you foodies out there. 🍕 So grab a drink, kick back, and join us for a laugh-filled episode where we keep it real and a little bit ridiculous. Happy listening! 🎧

Hey there, friends! Welcome back to another episode of the Knuckleheads Podcast with your favorite fanboy and hater duo! This week, we dive deep into some hilarious food-related tangents that somehow always find their way into our conversations. From reminiscing about the perfect biscuits we all crave (but never seem to get right) to figuring out the ultimate way to handle a McDonald's breakfast, we're here to make you laugh and leave you hungry for more. We'll explore the bizarre world of national food holidays and try to comprehend why anyone would mix up British and American biscuits (spoiler: we did). And oh, how could we forget the unexpected shenanigans that go down in backyards—let's just say someone had a very public encounter with an inner tube. Stay tuned as we share our travel adventures, including an unforgettable Memorial Day weekend trip that left us pondering the many uses of waffles (because truly, waffles make everything better). Plus, don't miss out on those Florida Man stories that'll have you in stitches. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our casual, candid chatter filled with laughs and maybe a little too much information. Enjoy the ride! MERCH!

Hey there! 😊 Welcome back to another wild ride with the Knuckles Podcast. This week, we dive into some truly bizarre yet hilarious stories that will have you shaking your head and laughing out loud. From a daring robbery attempt at a Waffle House using nothing but finger guns, demanding all the bacon, to a heated pizza shop rivalry in NYC, and even a Brooklyn rooftop pool saga – it's all happening here! We also tackle some quirky discussions about banana peeling techniques (yes, there's a correct way!), and we don’t shy away from poking fun at those crazy public outbursts we all witness now and then. Plus, you won't want to miss our takes on the latest "Florida Man" antics. So sit back, relax, and let's enjoy these laugh-out-loud moments together. 🎙️

Hey friends! Guess what? We're back with another episode of the Knucklehead's Podcast! This time, we're diving into the ups and downs of our podcasting journey. We chat about the challenges of flying solo in the podcast world and the creative process behind our old wrestling show. Trust me, it's not as easy as it sounds! And yes, the hater is back too, fresh from surgery and ready to share some laughs and insights. We reminisce about the good ol' days, sweating it out in a tiny room, surrounded by coconut cream pies and classic Coca-Cola. Because who doesn't love a little food nostalgia, right? So join us as we babble on about national holidays, recoveries, and the joy of just being back in the studio (and now without the pain!). It's a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and a whole lot of fun. See you there!

CLASSIC EPISODE WAS REMASTERED RECORDED ON 9.17.19 Ep 274 Hey there, podcast buddies! On today's episode of the Knuckleheads Podcast, we're diving deep into all kinds of ludicrous and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine an underwater world where marine life plays cops and robbers—yeah, we brainstormed our very own aquatic crime show, complete with crabby detectives and otter-some partners! We also swapped stories about the crazy ins and outs of buying sneakers online—which shouldn't get your heart racing but totally did—and why the breakfast gods have finally answered our prayers with a breakfast Baconator from Wendy's. Also, how does a lightning strike wipe out a whole herd of cows? Spoiler: it's shocking. Tune in, laugh with us, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe while you're at it. You're gonna love it, promise!

REMASTERED CLASSIC! Hello there! Pull up a chair and join us for some laughs as we take a trip down memory lane with the Knucklehead's podcast. This week's episode is all about the toys that shaped our childhood and the hilarious adventures we had along the way. From reminiscing about 80s toys and the vivid memories they spark, to daring stories of childhood mischief (who hasn't snagged a toy that wasn't theirs?), we're digging deep into our past and bringing some hearty laughs to your day. We also tackle some more serious topics like the power of nostalgia and how it shapes who we are today. So whether you're a toy lover, a nostalgia seeker, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode is for you. Here's to lost toys, childhood memories, and the friendships that never fade. Can't wait to share these stories with you!

Hey there, cereal lovers! Welcome back to another episode of the Knucklehead's podcast. I'm the Fanboy, alongside my trusty co-host the Hater, and today we're diving deep into the world of cereals with Part Two of our March Madness Cereal Bracket. This episode is packed with heated debates, as we decide which cereals advance to the next round. From nostalgic memories to mascot face-offs, we're not holding back on our opinions! Whether you're rooting for the classic Corn Flakes, the crunchy Rice Krispies, or the sugar-coated delight of Frosted Flakes, you'll find yourself wrapped up in our cereal-infused banter. We'll share some surprising cereal facts, reminisce about childhood commercials, and even chat about the challenges of picking our favorites. Plus, stay tuned for a few wild Florida Man cereal escapades that you won't want to miss! So grab a bowl, pour in some milk, and join us as we declare the ultimate cereal champion. Don't forget to let us know if you agree with our picks or if we missed out on your favorite. Let's get our crunch on!

Hey friends! Welcome back to another exciting episode of the Knuckleheads Podcast! I'm the fanboy here, and alongside me, as always, is my co-host, the hater. This week, we're diving into something super fun—our very own March Madness cereal bracket! Yes, we're talking sugary, crunchy, and even somewhat healthy cereals as we decide the ultimate breakfast champion. We kick off with our usual banter, hating on deceptive websites (Looking at you, sneaky free-to-play bracket makers) and breaking down the national food holidays of March. But let's be real, the star of the show is our cereal debate. We're pitting legends like Frosted Flakes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Raisin Bran against each other in an all-out breakfast brawl. Sharing funny stories and random childhood memories, we discuss what makes each cereal special or downright terrible, all while creating our custom bracket that causes some pretty heated discussions. And of course, a Florida man story rounds off another week of laughs and shared nostalgia. Grab your favorite cereal bowl and join us on this deliciously wild ride. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. Let's dig in! 🍽️🥣

Hey there! Dive into our hilarious and mouth-watering episode where we take a deep dive into the world of pies. From our passionate debate over the best pie crusts and flavors to unexpected pie-related adventures, this episode is sure to tickle your taste buds and funny bone alike. 🍰 But that's not all! We shift gears and tackle some everyday dilemmas including urinal etiquette - because yes, some folks need a refresher! Whether it's about keeping a safe distance or minding your own business, we've got a story or two that'll have you nodding in agreement. Join us as we navigate through pie day, discover some wacky pie flavors, keep tabs on Florida Man's latest antics, and reminisce about how free samples of Reese's peanut butter animal crackers were avoided at the last second. Plus, we get real about commuting in NYC, sharing the joys of unexpected encounters and the trials of dealing with public transport woes. So whether you're a fan of apple pies with a massive crust, or just here for the banter, this episode promises a slice of something for everyone! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe—because you won’t want to miss what we’ve got cooking next. 😉

Hey there! On this episode of the Knuckleheads podcast, we dive into our ongoing love-hate relationship with internet issues. Seriously, how can we pay so much and still deal with connection chaos? Meanwhile, we're keeping it light-hearted with hilarious tales of National Flapjack Day confusion between U.S. pancakes and those quirky U.K. oat bars. Oh, and let's not forget the wild Florida man running amok in a Dalmatian onesie. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up! Join us for laughs, rants, and a genuine exploration of what it really means to embrace life's little (and sometimes strange) moments.

Hey friends! Welcome to another fun-filled episode of the Knuckleheads podcast, where hilarious conversations and unexpected stories take center stage. Join us as we explore everything from the quirks of donut rankings across the U.S. to the unexpected "crappy" situations life can throw at us. Our candid chats cover it all, whether it's debating our personal Mount Rushmore of donuts or recounting tales from our daily train commutes. Need a laugh? You'll love the story about Dunkin' Donuts' mishaps, including an exploding toilet fiasco that'll leave you in stitches (figuratively, of course)! We also dive into the infamous "Florida Man" headlines that never cease to amaze. So grab a donut, relax, and enjoy these tales of sweet indulgence, crazy travel encounters, and our shared love for everything deliciously chaotic.

Join us as we dive into the age-old debate of pies versus cakes, sharing our delightful disagreements and preference for the flakier, crusty goodness of pies. And don’t miss out on our rants over daily train etiquette or lack thereof, as we navigate the chaotic nature of public commute. Plus, ever heard of a Florida woman caught with a bag labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs"? Yeah, that happened, and it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds! Tune in for these stories and more, delivered with our usual banter and wit.

Hey there! So, today was one of those wild days that go from zero to a hundred real quick. Imagine just sitting there, chilling at the doctor’s office, and suddenly everything starts to shake. Yup, an earthquake in New Jersey, and we felt that all the way over here! It was a surreal experience, watching people’s faces as fear took over, while trying to process what was actually going on - because no, it wasn't the construction downstairs! Later, we realized it was a 4.8 quake. Makes you think about all those out there dealing with bigger tremors. On another note, this week I checked a major item off my bucket list - seeing The Rock live at WWE Raw! Let me tell you, the energy when his music hit... absolutely electric. Your entire body vibrates with excitement. It’s incredible being in the presence of greatness and sharing that anticipation with so many others. But that’s not all! We had a heated debate about snack cakes. Personally, I’ve started rethinking everything over Twinkies. Like, are they really top three material? The nostalgia is hard to beat, but when faced with a selection, they might not always make the cut! Let me know your thoughts, and maybe what your go-to snack would be during a quake (you know, priorities). As always, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. If you fancy, grab some merch on Teespring, and remember, we're moving everything to Spotify since Anchor is making a transition. See you on the flip side!

(Recorded on Jan 4th 2025) Hey friends! Dive into our latest chat where we get real about the whole "New Year, New Me" hype. Spoiler alert: no magical transformation just because the calendar flips! We all know January feels different, yet somehow the same. Tune in for some laughs and truth bombs as we dissect why waiting for January 1st to make a change might not be the best move after all. We also venture into the hilarious and bizarre world of New Year's Eve at Times Square, where the reality includes adult diapers and standing for hours on end. Would you believe what people pay to experience this madness? And of course, we couldn't not talk about the social media "gurus" selling quick fixes and why honesty truly is the best policy. If you've ever thought about the great big spectacle of ringing in the New Year, have a listen. It's a rollercoaster of admissions, laughter, and a dose of reality! 🤣🥂📅