TheKnuckleHeadsPodcast
by TheKnuckleheadspodcast
The Knuckleheads Podcast is a weekly dive into unfiltered conversations, bad takes, and topics we probably should’ve researched first.No script. No plan. No chance.From pop culture and random debates to off-the-rails stories, it’s a show built on loud opinions, questionable logic, and conversations that go exactly where they shouldn’t.Getting it wrong since 2014.
Episodes
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632. Rants To Riches...
Knuckleheads! we're spilling tea about everything from a dude literally rubbing his cheeks on a subway pole to people who promise to support your merch and never follow through. It’s raw, loud, and oddly comforting. We also gripe about marathon medals worn for days, Halloween noise, gaming...
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631. The Great Halloween Cash Grab!
KNUCKLEHEADS! pull up a chair. We’re recording on Halloween and spilling everything: Haters sprained an ankle, we argue about candy apples and candy corn, rant about costume inflation, and laugh at Florida’s craziest headlines (yes, a banana saved the day). It’s messy, loud, and totally…
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630. From Buffet Bandits to Bathroom Disasters
Knuckleheads! Merch math that makes no sense, an epic cannoli vs. rainbow-cookie debate, a weird-ass train ride, and a rank list of the worst places to have explosive diarrhea. We swear, we yell, we almost lose our minds and maybe 66 cents of profit. Come hang it’s chaotic, honest, and you’ll…
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629. The Unholy Trinity Cannoli's, Cookies & Crime
KNUCKLEHEADS! this week on the pod we get petty, proud, and absolutely hungry: subscription scams, bathroom confessions, cannoli takes, rainbow-cookie worship, and a Lowe's robbery pulled off in Cookie Monster pajamas. It’s messy, loud, and oddly comforting basically hanging with your funniest...
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628. From Family Lore to John Wick Rage: Story Behind The Mafia vs The Klan
KNUCKLEHEADS! we got to tell you about this wild episode: we chat with C.E. Massari about his Kickstarter for Mafia vs. The Klan, a brutal graphic novel born from family history, a shocking murder, and full-on revenge energy. It’s violent, cinematic, and personal think Scorsese vibes mixed with...
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627. Checked Bags & Unchecked Anger..
The Fanboy is officially on vacation, but before he disappears, there’s plenty to complain about. This week, the Knuckleheads get into overpacking for a cruise, stolen packages and porch pirates, tourist traps around the world, some truly incredible one-star reviews, subscriptions that refuse to...
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626. Customer Disservice...
Knuckleheads! the Fanboy and the Hater are ranting about ridiculous Meta-glasses bans, a nightmarish Fogo experience, train chaos, and the eternal struggle of buying used shirts with surprise cat hair. Tune in for loud opinions, dumb antics, and real talk about everyday annoyances. Follow...
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625. 90s Returns...
Knuckleheads! This episode goes everywhere: angry tourist rants, job burnout truths, '90s return horror stories, weird gift memories, and the absolute absurdity of modern public toilets. Pull up a seat, laugh at the chaos, and try not to get caught by the door that opens mid-poop. Follow...
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624. Brains, Trains & Bum Stains
The Knuckleheads are back and somehow public transportation becomes the enemy. This week we get into crowded trains, workplace culture, a near-death-by-bus experience, Hamptons Jitney entitlement, giant dogs, the chaos of Jamaica Queens, Hater Bucks, broken MTA doors, Florida Man, and some...
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623. With Great Power Comes Terrible PR: Chase Muir | Superior Marketing
KNUCKLEHEAS! you gotta hear this one. We sit down with Chase Muir, the mastermind behind Superior Marketing, a laugh-out-loud comic about the messy, behind-the-scenes world of marketing superheroes (think PR disasters, social media freak-outs, and one clueless hero named Paragon). We talk origin...
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622. PAY It Aint So...
Knuckleheads! we dropped 20 new pieces on the site! We go full rant mode on the nickels-and-dimes of modern life cruise room fees, corking fees, split-plate charges, app-only nonsense and subscription creep. Plus a heavy recommendation for the Ralphie May doc we saw (bring tissues) and some wild...
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621. The Price Is Declined
Knuckleheads! quick episode catch-up: we run through merch updates (Comfort Color drop Aug 31/Sep 1), The Haters hilarious Amazon-card double-decline at Fogo de Chão, the weird "guess the fake product" game, and a bunch of absurd things I saw on the train (projectors on the ceiling, phone…
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620. Clocked In, Checked Out...
Knuckleheads! this episode is a chaotic, hilarious ride: from ranting about gross protein bars and dreaming up waffle-cone spoons to me literally truckin' a phone-walking stranger on the C train. You get train drama, snack takes, and a whole lot of attitude. We also dig into cruise booking...
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619. Winter is Cumming?
Knuckleheads! Quick heads up: summer merch is going away in about three weeks, so grab your ice cream truck shirt before it’s gone. We’ve also got Halloween and holiday designs in the works, so keep an eye on Fourth Wall and the Knuckleheads Lab shop. Caught a wild live stream, did some guesting...
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618. Jaws 2 Electric Boogaloo
Knuckleheads! welcome back to the chaos. Guess who's back? We’re riffing on everything from Jaws and Hooper’s fate to subway pet‑peeves, busted backpacks, Comic‑Con buys that lied to us, and the dumbest Florida man headlines. It’s loud, messy, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your...
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617. Bagels Solve "Everything"
What's up Knuckleheads! today we’re revisiting bathroom etiquette (because people still can’t mind their piss), plus we riff on merch drops, weird train and work encounters, and food holidays you didn’t know you needed. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel...
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616. Explosive Diarrhea & The Great Mint Chip Takeover
Hey Knuckleheads! jump into this messy, hilarious episode with the Knuckleheads. We talk merch updates, train beef (literally), a very ambitious ball-rubbing merch joke, the eternal hate for mint chip, national food holidays, cringe train outfits, wild Florida Man biz ideas, and even the looming...
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615. Unwritten Rules of Public Bathroom's...
Knuckleheads hop in, this episode is a chaotic, hilarious rant session about Amazon packing disasters, people losing their minds on buses and trains, and the absolute insanity of public bathroom etiquette. We’re joking, we’re annoyed, and we’re keeping it real — like you’d hear from a buddy over…
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614. Stranded & Starry on Desert-Island! (Re-mastered Vault Episode)
Hey Knuckleheads! welcome to a cozy episode from the vault where the Knuckleheads get hilariously honest about being stranded: from shitting your pants to honey‑glazing wild boar. We riff on survival skills, debate which celeb and movie you'd want on a desert island, and crack stupid jokes the...
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613. Trashcans, Train Dumps & Birthday Fails
Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive. We rant about AI, preorder madness…
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612. VIP Prices, Shady Orders & A Florida Man Scams...
What’s up guys — grab a seat, we’re breaking down everything from Knicks parade and overpriced VIP Comic-Con passes to ridiculous customer service fails and a Florida man scanning taco seasoning packets to steal trading cards. We talk cons, merch, snacks, museum markups, and the weirdest theft...
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611. Bum Showdown & Weird Jobs That Pay the Bills
Yo, what's up — this episode's a chaotic-ass ride: Hate gets into it with bums, tested my health limits, and broke down our new June merch drop (spoiler: Gildan heavyweight wins). We talk summer NYC nonsense — park crackheads, weird jobs, prop money ideas, and even a tricycle gnome thief. Stay…
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610. Knicks, Mint Wipes & Bizarre Laws...
Knuckleheads! — this episode is pure Knuckleheads chaos: Knicks hype, new merch drops, wild food hacks, and the weirdest laws you didn’t know existed. We also talk minty wipes gone wrong, Bigfoot/Big-tiger stories, and the usual stupid stunts — grab a shirt, a drink, and enjoy the ride with us....
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609. Florida man, This week on the train and beef patty dreams...
Hey knuckleheads! — we’re back after a two‑week hiatus with new drops, dumb fashion takes, rotisserie chicken tips, and a deep dive into beef‑patty sandwich engineering. We also rant about a $17 church entry, soggy sneakers, a train dog disaster, and whether the Mando movie should've just been…
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608. Classic! Let's recast GIJOE! (330)
In this remastered classic episode we talk recasting the GIJOE movie and a bunch of stuff I cant remember! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
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607. Remastered Classic! Candy Bars and Movies (205)
Hey Knuckleheads! We have been sick this weekend and had to take a sick day... We remastered episode 205. Enjoy and sorry for dying... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
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606. Train Food Fails & a River-Fed Earbud
Hey Knuckleheads! This week we talk paper plates, our segment This week on the train, The haters loss and much more! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
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605. Train Trash & Receptionist Rants.
What’s up, guys — it’s your Knuckleheads crew keeping it raw and ridiculous. We ramble about our merch launch, the weird-ass pricing on Fourth Wall, and why tank tops cost almost as much as tees. Then we spiral into custard vs. pudding, nonstop pudding confessions, and our unfiltered thoughts on...
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604. Snack Cakes Debate...
Hey — it’s just us chatting like we’re in your living room: ranting about shadowbans, juggling Instagram/TikTok/Threads chaos, dropping seven new bootleg nostalgia tees, and arguing over which snack cake truly rules (spoiler: it gets intense). Do us a solid — rate, review, and subscribe on...
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603. Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2...
Hey Knuckleheads! Today's episode is a doozy! We talk trailers... Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2. Some cool memories and easter eggs. Nostalgia palooza... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
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602. Lahna Turner Interview : We’re Not Qualified for This...
Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner: comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero "Pounds of Power" We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a...
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601. April Fools, Artemis, and Gnawing Giant Bunnies?
Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man! NEW MERCH!!!
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600. The BIG Six Oh Oh...Oh my
Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman’s shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance. Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you...
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599. Amuse News!
Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We’re rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs. It’s a messy, hilarious ride — think...
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598. In PIE we CRUST...
KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week. MERCH!
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597. Worst LEGAL SCAMS!...
Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout...
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596. SHRINKFLATION NATION...
Hey, Knucklehead’s — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald’s fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you’ve...
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595. Blizzard of Oddz
Yo — we’re live in the middle of the 2026 blizzard with shovels, surge-priced Ubers and a bunch of snowday nostalgia. Tune in for chaotic on-the-spot updates, dumb mistakes (boiling water on your windshield, anyone?), and stories from the Blizzard ’96 to today. It’s funny, blunt, and honest —…
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594. Valentines Day and Nostalgic Candy...
Hey, what's up — it's the Knuckleheads. We jump from Penn Station stair gripes and subway stink to Valentine’s Day traditions, overpriced roses, and the ridiculous pressure people put on one day to prove love. We also roast the worst gifts (gas station flowers, gym memberships, and giant stuffed...
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593. Fast Food Nostalgia...
Hey Knuckleheads! Today we talk a bunch of Fast Food Nostalgia... Like what? RED ROOF Pizza Hut, or KFC buffet oh and real 5 dollar foot longs from Subway. What do you want back?
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592. Running a TRAIN on your ears...
Hey—we're back after a silly little hiatus. Two idiots, one robe, and a whole lot of subway horror stories: slow walkers, man-spreaders, pigeons on the platform, and people who treat the train like the Wild West. Jump in for bagel vs. croissant takes, National Baked Alaska (yes, it’s a thing)…
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591. Remastered! Gaming, Nostalgia and Vintage Clothes (329)
Hey Knuckleheads! This is a throwback! More than 260 episodes ago. We remastered this for some new listeners. We talk gaming, Nostalgia and nightmare outfits from childhood. Enjoy!
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590. WE ARE BACK...kinda
Hey — this episode is basically two friends ragging on holiday clutter, cartoon feuds, and the wild realities of traveling (yes, including gross bus bathrooms). We keep it real: from hauling down Christmas bins to arguing which '90s crew would win a throwdown. Pull up a seat, grab a snack, and...
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589. Remastered Classic! Lets talk sequels (307)
Whats up Knuckleheads! Join us to talk sequels in this remastered classic.
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588. Remastered Classic! Candy Bars and Movies (225)
Enjoy this remastered classic! This was episode 225 Check out the MERCH!
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587. Christmas Smackdown Game Part 2!
Yo — Lets finish this and crown a champ! We also got screwed by shipping, survived a 4DX Grinch screening, and ran a wild holiday smackdown bracket. Come hang while we roast bad Santas, rogue reindeer, and argue who’s the real holiday MVP. Grab a drink (or eggnog), sit tight, and enjoy the chaos.
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586. Christmas Smackdown Game! Part 1...
Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It’s chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press...
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A.I. Wish You A Messy Christmas Album!
This album exists for one simple reason: I love Christmas—and I love Christmas music. I’m not a musician, but I am an artist, a writer, a New Yorker, and someone who grew up surrounded by holiday songs of every kind. My mom loved Christmas music fiercely. She played everything—from crooners to…
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585. Popcorn prices are what?
Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday…
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584. POST Thanksgiving 2025...
Yo — we rip into Teespring's holiday failures, swap wild family-gaming stories (I totally cheated at UNO), and nerd out over N64 rematches and a Hogwarts Express train for the tree. Plus wild job-interview scams, snow horror stories, gingerbread ambitions, and a Florida Man who threw hands at an...
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The Knuckleheads Podcast is a weekly dive into unfiltered conversations, bad takes, and topics we probably should’ve researched first.No script. No plan. No chance.From pop culture and random debates to off-the-rails stories, it’s a show built on loud opinions, questionable logic, and conversations that go exactly where they shouldn’t.Getting it wrong since 2014.
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