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Theme Park Trash

by Rosie Alejandrino & Miya Singer

A theme park podcast where Rosie and Miya talk about all the things they would do if they could quit their day jobs, throw it all away, and start their lives over as 100% dedicated theme park people.

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Episodes

  1. Enrolling in the Disney College Program

    Today we're leaving the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy in the FINAL EPISODE of Theme Park Trash! Rosie and Miya consider their sliding doors moment: what would have happened if they had done the Disney College Program instead of this podcast? They also catch up on some no-longer-new...

  2. "Would You Eat This?" Extravaganza!

    In this blast from the past, Rosie and Miya do an extra-long "Would You Eat This?" extravaganza for the most notable offerings from the WDW 50th Anniversary and the holidays. A sparkly punch makes them lose their minds, and it doesn't even have alcohol in it! They also give their long-awaited…

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  3. Summoning Kingdom Hearts 4

    After years of promises, Rosie and Miya are finally ready to tackle Kingdom Hearts in their penultimate episode. Rosie has finally learned what Kingdom Hearts is from a mysterious anonymous source and what she found out may shock you. They also discuss ugly fonts and unveil a pro-olive conspiracy...

  4. Becoming Urban Explorers

    In another episode from the archives, Rosie and Miya craft their perfect itineraries as urban explorers in a closed down theme park. Their first act of lawlessness will be touching the animatronics! In a blast from the past, they also discuss the then-unopened Avengers Campus and the disturbing...

  5. MOVIE COMMENTARY: Descendants (2015, dir. Ortega)

    This episode is from our Patreon and was released on February 2, 2021. Watch along with us as we question whether or not the VK's of the Isle would handle COVID well, and other delirious pre-vaccine musings. -- Theme Park Trash is ending! Listen to our last episode to hear all about it, and what…

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  6. Stand Clear of the Closing Doors

    After a long and mysterious hiatus, Rosie and Miya are back to break their silence on the last nine months of theme park news including blue shrimp and the Great Figment Popcorn Bucket Fiasco of 2022. They also have a major update on the future of the pod. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM...

  7. Shopping for our Dream Disney Weddings

    Mamma Miya, here we go (talking about weddings) again! Rosie and Miya revisit their dream Disney weddings with greater attention to detail, scouring the daunting Shop Disney website and its evil endless scroll for the perfect Cinderella wedding rings and Star Wars cufflinks. SUPPORT US ON…

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  8. Someone got a Magic Band surgically implanted in their arm

    This episode is sponsored by UNIVERSAL YUMS! Shop the brand new YUMS SHOP and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world when you go to this link. Rosie and Miya bring you a taste of their Patreon with a special episode on the main feed! They talk about Dumb Disney…

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  9. Putting on a Parade

    THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TWRL MILK TEA! Get 15% off your order thru the month of April 2021 at twrlmilktea.com/themeparktrash DISCOUNT CODE: THEMEPARKTRASH Rosie and Miya finally talk parades, from the turn of the century department store promo of the Macy's parade to the Owl City…

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  10. Putting a Theme Park on the Moon (In Honor of Joe Rohde)

    Legendary Disney imagineer Joe Rohde is going to outer space... AND SO ARE WE! In honor of Rohde's new job as the "experience architect" at Virgin Galactic aka the first moon imagineer, Rosie and Miya humbly pitch a few of their own ideas for a brand new moon park. SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get…

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  11. Super Nintendo World & Creating a Video Game Theme Park

    After months of nothing, Rosie and Miya finally have cause to celebrate: the opening of Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Japan! There's Toad-centric theming, mustache sodas, hamburger hats, and plumber pancakes, and they discuss ALL of it. They also pitch their own video game theme…

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  12. Building a Build-A-Bear

    This episode is sponsored by UNIVERSAL YUMS! SUPPORT THE SHOW and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world with FREE delivery when you go to this link. Rosie and Miya may never safely enter a mall again but that won't stop them from talking about Build-A-Bear…

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  13. Living in Epcot as Walt Disney Intended

    SUPPORT US ON PATREON! 2-3 bonus pod episodes every month! Rosie and Miya are ready for a fresh start in 2021 and decide to live as Walt Disney intended: hard at work as citizens in the city of E.P.C.O.T. They go into EPCOT's origins as the dome city brainchild of Disney himself and its actual...

  14. Joining Disney's SECRET SOCIETY (of Explorers & Adventurers)

    Rosie and Miya end the year by embarking on their greatest adventure yet—an exploration of S.E.A. (Society of Adventurers and Explorers), the secret society that connects multiple Disney attractions together, from a Michael Eisner nightclub scheme to Tokyo Disneysea to expanded Dole Whip seating....

  15. 2020 Theme Park Gift Guide

    Rosie and Miya present their SECOND ANNUAL theme park gift guide! They have suggestions for the perfect Jeffrey Katzenberg approved stationery, luxurious marine glassware & Fever-Pitch-fan-friendly activewear to gift the people in your life. They also get earnest and recommend some small shops!…

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  16. In Defense of the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Trilogy (DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE #3)

    Rosie and Miya are back for a new, swashbuckling DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE! First, Rosie has a grave warning about Legoland. Then Miya makes her manifesto: an impassioned defense of Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, cool movies that totally make sense. This episode is brought to you by SugarCoated Nails by...

  17. Making a Musical Theatre Theme Park (w/ Kelsey Ikemiya)

    ***NOTE: We have major audio issues on this episode! I tried my best to fix them and hope you'll stay tuned in! We also just bought new microphones, so hopefully we won't have this problem on future eps. Thanks for sticking with us!*** Rosie and Miya are joined this episode by friend of the pod…

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  18. Conjuring a Halloween Horror Night

    Happy (Hubie) Halloween! Rosie and Miya bravely create their own theme park Halloween horror nights despite being too scared to have attended a Halloween horror night themselves. They also have some suggestions on how to make scare events better for terrified people who love good theming. Call…

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  19. Animatronic Shelter-in-Place

    Facing their seventh month indoors, Rosie and Miya decide to shelter in place... as animatronics, taking their places for the rest of quarantine. They also discuss the history and possibly sentient future of Disney robotics and rank their personal top 5 audio-animatronics. RELEVANT LINKS: Cast...

  20. The Suite Life at a Disney Hotel (w/ Carlye Wisel)

    Rosie and Miya are joined by popcorn connoisseur, foamfluencer, personal podcast hero, theme park journalist, and host of the Very Amusing podcast Carlye Wisel to talk about Disney park hotels. After making a horrifying churro related discovery, the three of them imagine their lives if they lived...

  21. Ranking Theme Park Trash Cans (1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!)

    Rosie and Miya celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the podcast by ranking 37 theme park trash cans. RELEVANT LINKS: Donate to Mask Oakland Donate to Water Drop LA -- You can find show notes at http://parktrashpod.tumblr.com! Follow us everywhere: @parktrashpod. Cover Art by Jonathan Flores...

  22. Developing a Theme Park Stage Show (w/ Matthew Serrano, director of LIVE FROM THE SPACE STAGE: A HALYX STORY!)

    Rosie and Miya are joined by the director of the new documentary LIVE FROM THE SPACE STAGE — A HALYX STORY Matthew Serrano to talk about the process of uncovering the story of this almost forgotten, short-lived Star Wars themed '80s rock band. Then we chat about Disneyland live entertainment at...

  23. Turning Ourselves into American Girl Dolls

    DONATE TO THE FORMER WOLFMAN BOOKS/WOLFEMME + THEM COLLECTIVE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/qtbipoc-coop-bookstore-and-community-space This episode, Rosie faces her fear of dolls and Miya faces her past as the pair step into the pink-branded, immaculately themed world of American Girl. They talk...

  24. Becoming a Disney Channel Star (w/ Joshua Bote)

    DONATE TO PORTLAND BAIL FUNDS HERE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/pdx-protest-bail-fund Rosie and Miya are joined by a guest, Ariana Grande-approved blue check journalist and close personal friend Joshua Bote (USA Today, NPR Music, Billboard), to vision board their ideal Disney Channel star careers…

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  25. Analyzing the Sanrio Character Ranking

    DONATE & RECEIVE A FREE BOOK FROM A BLACK-OWNED BOOKSTORE: https://redbullarts.com/newyork/news/red-bull-arts-book-share/ The pod is BACK from a little hiatus (because theme parks don't matter) and here to remind you NOT to go to the parks. Stay inside folks! While indoors, we hope you'll join...

  26. Who Do We Blame for 'Teen Beach 2'? (DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE #2)

    WATCH ALONG HERE: https://tinyurl.com/whyteenbeachmovie Rosie and Miya return with another DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE ramble episode! Miya has some thoughts on the Disney+ show Prop Culture, mainly concerning her personal desire to be allowed into the Disney archives for an indefinite amount of time...

  27. Cooking Up a Themed Restaurant

    In their second pod of quarantine, Rosie and Miya fondly remember restaurants, specifically, themed ones! After some brand new, shelter-in-place friendly segments, Miya gives a quick(ish) Wikipedia history of the themed restaurant and Rosie has some things to say about Margaritaville. Then they…

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  28. Punching a Mascot in the Face (Q&A #1)

    Welcome FANS, it's our very first Q&A (the Q stands for quarantine)!! Rosie and Miya answer listener questions about heists, time travel, Vin Diesel, Pluto rights, and more. Along the way, Rosie has a review of an all male dance revue and some discoveries about Seaworld. Meanwhile, Miya has...

  29. Writing a Mickey Mouse Movie

    Mickey Mouse is getting his very first park ride, built on the grave of The Great Movie Ride, but he's never had a full length movie released in theaters. Luckily for Bob Chapek, Rosie and Miya are here to fix that and provide the ride with the tie-in IP it never asked for! On this episode of…

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  30. The Perfect Disneyland Date

    Just in time for Valentine's Day, Rosie and Miya are here with meticulous plans for a perfect Disneyland date — where to snack, hike, high five, and kiss (but just a single chaste smooch, no PDA). Also on this episode: Sam the Eagle comes to Epcot and Batuu seasons their milk. -- You can find…

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  31. Universal Studios Japan & 'Descendants' Review (DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE #1)

    Introducing our very first DUMPSTER DEEP DIVE chaos pod — ramble episodes on topics we want to spend an extended, Lady Bird (2017, dir. Gerwig) amount of time yelling about. Miya talks about her recent trip to Universal Studios Japan and Rosie reviews and provides a critical reading of the...

  32. Designing a Disney Cruise

    AHOY and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Theme Park Trash is kicking off 2020 with an episode recorded last decade. After discussing an intriguing new slide and a horrifying chocolate, your pod captains embark on a voyage through Disney cruises. Rosie shares her own cruise experience as a scene teen and Miya has...

  33. 2019 Theme Park Gift Guide

    It's a holiday special episode and Rosie and Miya are thrilled to present their first annual theme park gift guide! What are the best strange plushes, elegant avian footwear, magical lanyards, and essential Minion apparel from America's theme parks to gift the loved ones and VSCO girls in your...

  34. Creating... A Fireworks Spectacular!

    Step into the magic and join Rosie and Miya as they talk all things Disney nighttime spectaculars! After bidding farewell to yobshrimp, Rosie and Miya rank their top 5 favorite spectaculars. Rosie has well-considered feelings about the art of the fireworks projection, and Miya just likes to cry…

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  35. Making Friends with Duffy the Disney Bear (w/ Angela Bautista)

    Rosie and Miya are joined by their FIRST EVER GUEST Angela (@ANGeeeeeeeLA) (Former Disney small shop owner, Duffy expert, self-proclaimed "first fake Disney blogger," and Rosie's best friend) to spread the good word of their lord and savior: Duffy the Disney Bear! Who is this teddy bear? How did…

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  36. Haunting the Haunted Mansion

    Welcome, Foolish Mortals, to the bone-chilling Theme Park Trash HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Your ghost co-hosts Rosie and Miya have decided to permanently haunt the Haunted Mansion the only way they know how -- by fighting one of the existing ghosts for their spot in the house. Also: Rosie visits Walt...

  37. Setting Up Shop at the Wizarding World

    In their first non-Disney episode, Rosie and Miya kiss their Muggle lives goodbye and venture into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Before they can head to Hogwarts, Miya reports back from her trip to Knott's Berry Farm and Rosie reviews a troublesome churro. Then, Rosie has some bridges to...

  38. Planning Our Dream Disney Weddings, PART 2

    PART 2 OF 2! The wait is finally over. Rosie and Miya divulge their complete and chaotic Disney wedding plans and maybe break a few rules along the way. Rosie speaks to a wedding planner and goes hard on bagels with a detailed spreadsheet. Miya doesn't know how much a single thing costs, but made…

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  39. Planning Our Dream Disney Weddings, PART 1

    PART 1 OF 2! In today's episode, the first installment of a HISTORIC two-parter, Rosie and Miya go deep on Disney's Fairytale Weddings. Before that, they chat D23 and bravely ask .... what IS the Mandalorian? They also consider the future of Epcot, discuss the alarming rise of the gummy worm, and...

  40. Becoming Disney Influencers

    Welcome to Theme Park Trash, a new theme park podcast! Every episode, hosts Rosie (@yesROSEMARIE) and Miya (@miyasinger) fantasize about what they would do if they could throw it all away and start over as fully committed theme park people. On their first ever episode, Rosie and Miya dive into…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A theme park podcast where Rosie and Miya talk about all the things they would do if they could quit their day jobs, throw it all away, and start their lives over as 100% dedicated theme park people.

HOSTED BY

Rosie Alejandrino & Miya Singer

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A theme park podcast where Rosie and Miya talk about all the things they would do if they could quit their day jobs, throw it all away, and start their lives over as 100% dedicated theme park people.

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Theme Park Trash is created and hosted by Rosie Alejandrino & Miya Singer.
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