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Therapy for Monsters

by That's Not Canon Productions

Monsters need therapy too. As a real therapist, I talk about real issues, in session with really interesting patients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 60 Papa Bear Session 1

    We are back with another session. This time Papa Bear talks through the horrors of a recent break and enter at his family home. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All...

  2. Episode 59 Dumbledore Session 1

    Dumbledore is struggling with the ethics of sacrificing one student for the greater good. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are...

  3. Wellspring Academy Promo Episode

    I made a new podcast "Wellspring Academy" BEFORE A PERSON IS BORN, ALL THEIR EMOTIONS HEAD OFF TO WELLSPRING ACADEMY, SCHOOL FOR EMOTIONAL UNDERSTANDING. THERE THEY LEARN ALL ABOUT THEMSELVES SO THAT THEY CAN BE THE BEST EMOTIONS EVER, FOR WHEN THEIR PERSON IS BORN! Created by an experienced...

  4. Episode 55 The Goblin Session 1

    Gobly the Goblin talks to a therapist about how he finds that accumulating gold just isn't leaving him feeling fulfilled. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All...

  5. Episode 54 The Witcher Session 1

    The Witcher is struggling with ongoing rejection from society and has sought therapy. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are…

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  6. Episode 50 The Boogeyman (Guest Monster!)

    Our first guest monster episode. Matt joins us on Therapy for Monsters as the Boogeyman who is extremely conflicted about using fear to correct children's behaviors. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute...

  7. Episode 38 Towelie Session 1

    Towelie... well Towelie has come to speak to a Therapist... and well... hmmm this happened. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used...

  8. Episode 31 Pikachu Tournament Battle

    It's the battle of the century! Pikachu Vs The Therapist. Will the Therapist be able to achieve a successful outcome for his client or will Pikachu's sadness and guilt be too overwhelming. Let's find out, in the next instalment of Therapy for Monsters!!! Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman...

  9. Episode 30 Severus Snape Session 1

    Severus Snape is finding a new student in his class very annoying. He seeks support from a Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode...

  10. Episode 29 Super Mario Session 1

    Mario isn't having any luck with the girl he likes, so he seeks support from a Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used...

  11. Episode 28 The Beast With No Beauty Session 1

    The Beast is struggling to make his prisoner fall in love with him. He has sought therapy for a bit of support. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in…

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  12. Episode 27 Donald Trump Case Meeting 1

    We are joined by more Therapists for another Case Meeting on Therapy for Monsters. We discuss Donald Trump's presentation, exploring potential underlying issues, challenges in therapy, and what therapeutic approaches will be most helpful for Trump in future sessions. Music: Relaxation by Yakov...

  13. Episode 26 Kylo Ren Session 1

    Kylo Ren talks to a Therapist about some conflicting feelings he has been having about the light and dark sides of the force. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters...

  14. Episode 25 Voldemort Case Meeting 1

    We are joined by another Therapist for our first ever case meeting on Therapy for Monsters. We discuss Voldemort's presentation, exploring potential underlying issues, challenges in therapy, and what therapeutic approaches will be most helpful for Voldemort in future sessions. Music: Relaxation…

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  15. Episode 24 Gollum Session 2

    Gollum returns for some support around past trauma. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the…

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  16. Episode 23 Edward Cullen Session 1

    Edward recently broke up with Bella, it's a tough time. Edward seeks support from a Therapist. This is his first session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters...

  17. Episode 22 Group Therapy (Trump, Cookie Monster, Thanos, et al)

    Donald Trump, Thanos, Big Foot, Cookie Monster, and special guest Gordan Ramsay all come together for their first ever Group Therapy session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Trump Voice: https://trumped.com/ Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute...

  18. Episode 21 Donald Trump Session 1

    Donald Trump is a bit sad that no one likes him. He seeks support from a Therapist. (Please note: This is fake news). Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Trump Voice: https://trumped.com/ Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental…

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  19. Episode 20 The Werewolf Session 2

    Jacob has finally put some boundaries in place with Bella, but this is causing all sorts of conflicting emotions for him. Jacob attends his second session with his Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute...

  20. Episode 19 Cookie Monster Session 2

    Cookie Monster is on the run from the police and seeks help from his Therapist in his second session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode...

  21. Episode 18 The Monster Under The Bed Session 1

    The Monster Under The Bed has a terrible fear of being attacked by children. It's time to seek support from a Therapist. This is his first session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health...

  22. Episode 17 Bigfoot Session 1

    No one believes Bigfoot when he tells his fellow Bigfeet about seeing humans. Everyone laughs and dismisses the blurry pictures of people that he keeps taking as poor evidence for a crazy conspiracy theory. Bigfoot stumbles upon a Therapist camping in the woods. This is his first session. Music:...

  23. Episode 16 Gollum Session 1

    Gollum's been a little bit preoccupied with a piece of jewelry that was taken from him. He seeks some support from a Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All…

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  24. Episode 15 Dracula Session 2

    Dracula seeks support from his Therapist to help overcome his phobia of blood. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair…

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  25. Episode 14 Bowser Session 1

    Bowser just wants to spend some time with his girlfriend Peach, but her clingy plumber friend keeps ruining things! It's time for Bowser to talk things through with his Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to…

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  26. Episode 13 Droids in Couples Counselling

    R2D2 and BB-8 are having some relationship issues and have sought support from their local Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode...

  27. Episode 12 Voldemort Session 3

    Voldemort has just met Professor Quirrell and persuaded him to help retrieve the Sorcerer's Stone. Things take a turn for the worse in session when Voldemort feels the Therapist is challenging his new quest for power. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment...

  28. Episode 11 The Werewolf Session 1

    Jacob is finding things tough, he loves a girl that seems to be hung up on her ex. It's all getting too much. It's time for Jacobs first therapy session. And yes Jacob sounds British, because honestly a whole romance movie franchise without a romantic lead who has a British accent defies all…

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  29. Episode 10 Dracula Session 1

    Dracula is a bit old and out of shape and not feeling too good about himself, especially when he keeps comparing himself to the sexy vampires he sees on television. Dracula talks to a Therapist for some help. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes…

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  30. Episode 9 Darth Vader Session 2

    Darth Vader just got a big promotion at work and is feeling the pressure. It's time for another counselling session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured...

  31. Episode 8 Cookie Monster Session 1

    Cookie Monster seeks therapy for his eating disorder. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the...

  32. Episode 7 Voldemort Session 2

    Voldemort's Ghost is back for another session. It's time to start dealing with anger. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under...

  33. Episode 6 Thanos Session 1

    Thanos is having a tough time trying to convince people that killing half of all life in the universe is a good idea. So he has booked in for his first session with a Therapist. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute...

  34. Episode 5 Group Therapy (Vader, Voldemort & GLaDOS)

    Darth Vader, Voldemort and GLaDOS have their first group Therapy session together. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman GLaDOS Voice: https://fifteen.ai/app Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All…

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  35. Episode 4 Darth Vader Session 1

    Darth Vader is having a rough week. So he has decided to seek some support from a Therapist. This is his first session. Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters...

  36. Episode 3 GLADOS session 2

    GLADOS is back for her second session. It's time to learn about mindfulness... Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters…

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  37. Episode 2 Voldemort session 1

    Voldemort just can't catch a break. This kid keeps bothering him, and now Voldemort is dead. It's all a bit overwhelming, so Voldemort has started therapy with an actual real life Therapist. This is his first session. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for...

  38. Episode 1 GLADOS session 1

    GLADOS is a misunderstood killer robotic AI, who just misses her best friend. Realising she needs support, GLADOS seeks help from an actual real life Therapist. This is her first session. Credit: Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app Disclaimer: Podcast is for...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Monsters need therapy too. As a real therapist, I talk about real issues, in session with really interesting patients.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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That's Not Canon Productions

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How many episodes does Therapy for Monsters have?

Therapy for Monsters currently has 63 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Therapy for Monsters about?

Monsters need therapy too. As a real therapist, I talk about real issues, in session with really interesting patients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Therapy for Monsters has 63 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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