There's Bits In My Soup!

Happy Hallow's Eve! Today we take a story from r/LetsNotMeet where we find out that Anastasia Romonov is still alive!!!!!!!! (jk). We go on little tangents, but what else is new with us? So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Uh oh... we're.... back? So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hello hello Brotherins, Thanks for being patient with us while we start gearing up for the biggest changes in our personal lives. We'll be back soon. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hi Barbie! Be what you wanna be, B-A-R-B-I-E (Or just a bridezilla/nice guy Mississauga Man) Imagine asking your bridesmaids to go from a size 12 to a size 8 because they're "too fat to be in the photos" but you "would love" them to be there. That's an ex-nay my sister. Imagine being a guy named Andrew from a little region called Mississauga Ontario (Not little). It's rough. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

It's Leo season. It's our birthdays. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Have you ever just wanted to ligma sugma dragon deez nutz on your face? Same. Happy Colonialism Day <3 So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Would you have your first date at the movies watching Minions? Found out here :) (hint, we wouldn't, but we're also single so maybe we just don't know). So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hello hello hello! Welcome back! While we were on break, we were able to raise just under $130 for the Terry Fox Foundation on behalf of Jackson Okerlund! We really appreciate our community coming out to support a great cause. We update you on our lives really, but mostly about how our cars broke down on us :( So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hello Brothers! Today, Mel's going to base our scene on a REAL custody battle & name change in court. It'll be worth it, we promise. We're also taking a 2 week break to recollect ourselves and pivot our podcast in a more sustainable collection <3 So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey hi hello, So sorry for the delay. Episode 19! Chris tries to trick Mel into his pretty embarrassing story- so.. what are we? So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Soup-sippers! Today is a one-off episode where we weirdly dive deep into our stories about vomit (sorry lol). To be clear, there are some topics we talk about that may be unsuitable for listening for some listeners - TW: SA, Vomit So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Brothels! Today Mel reads a Reddit post that feels almost... too real. We promise it's- Oooh! Aah!- piping hot tea ☕️ So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey hey, Brothels! Today is our one-off episode recorded a while ago- Mel talks about watching a TEDx video she didn't agree with, while Chris talks about his performance night. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Broth-ers! Sorry if you like country music y'all. Shout out to Bo Burnham. Also, ma'am, this is a Toy Store. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Broth Sippers! We submitted a synopsis of today's episode and asked ChatGPT to write us a podcast description: On this episode of "Chatting with ChatGPT," we're joined by a Redditor who believes he's a pilot, even though he's never flown a plane. He's also planning a party with a unique theme: a mummy unwrapping party! As we talk with CaptainCoolGuy123, we'll explore his delusions and hear about his party plans, which include Egyptian-themed snacks, games, and the main event: unwrapping a real mummy. But as the party gets underway, things quickly take a turn for the bizarre. CaptainCoolGuy123's attempts at flying a paper airplane go awry, and the mummy unwrapping reveals a surprise that nobody was expecting. Will ChatGPT be able to keep the party from crashing and burning? Tune in to find out! So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Bitties, Sorry for the post delay! It's been crazy. Today we share a story about... a horny thief? Stick around and find out! So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hello! Today we deep dive into a list made by a banned user on TikTok @chronicallyonline and let me tell you... they're absolutely chronic takes. Also, we try and workshop some bits for Chris' soup of comedy. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hello chonks! Today Mel diverts us to doing a true history-based improv scene to test the waters. Let us know if there's potential in it- we're aware that there's things we can change, but just to see if you are all open to not just chronically-online stories. So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo,Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) ________________________ Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99 Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup Chris's Instagram - @cdywanski Mel's Instagram - @purplemelonade Submit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Chonkeroonies! We have our very first guest! Karina, cinematography QUEEN (and Chris' ~big stinky sister~) is blessing us with her presence! We talk about the film industry and we take a trip down memory lane at the big blue house (not affiliated with Bear in the Big Blue House). Check out her IMDB here: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9752510/ Follow her on Instagram @painted_bones So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo,Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoupSubmit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Chonkers! This episode is a longer one for sure, but if it helps, we're both having adult juice and things get pretty wild.. and cringey... and a little shitty tbh. (But it's worth it, I promise). So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo,Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____Intro & Instrumental by Aden (Instagram) - @aaltamirano99Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoupSubmit your stories! - [email protected]

Hey hey hey chonkers, The off-tangent episode (with a hint of seriousness)- "Exactly" lady, Queen of the Universe, Jelena Vs Helena, and more!  

Hey Chunkaroonis! It's another day of Sophie's CHAOS & subpoena-ing a literal baby.  So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Chonkers! Today's episode we talk about the Great Intervention and the audacity of step-parents.  So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Hey! Sorry for the post delay & audio quality- you can blame Mel :)  Today is the one off, and we talk about Chris' first Stand Up bit he did in front of PEOPLE. We're so proud of our baby boi <3  So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Fruchachos! Welcome to our 4th episode! Mel's taking the reigns today with a fun lil Valentine's post she found (on a post-Valentine's episode) So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Heyo! Today's episode, we have a father who made a big "whoopsie-do!" while packing his daughter's lunch.  Starting next episode, we will be changing up the format so you'll be able to enjoy MORE hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles!  xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Hey Brothels (We're still work shopping a name)! Today is a little bit of a weird one- we both broke our asses for separate reasons (unfortunately not fun ones), so we're going to change it up a little bit.  So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]

Hello All! Welcome to our very first episode of There's Bits In My Soup! We are super excited to start this new adventure with you!  If you don't already know, we are an improv comedy podcast that focuses on wild stories from the internet. One of us will be reading a vague prompt connected to our story of the week, we improv it out, and then we reveal the true story to see how insane our scenario went vs. the actual story.  Today we're sharing a story from TikTok where the prompt is "Tell me a time you nope'd out of a relationship".  Forgive us (Mostly Mel) for our improv & layout- we're working on it! We would love some feedback if you have any! So please, join us for some hardy, savoury, and chunky cackles! xoxo, Go Piss Girl (AKA Chris & Mel) _____ Intro by Aden - (We're working on it) Follow us on Instagram! - @theresbitsinmysoup E-mail us your stories! - [email protected]