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Episodes

1. 43

   Episode 43: A Matter Of Trust

   When you are dating who pays? I am old school as fuck and like to be courted. The kids these days don't think so. I mean if you're my man and you fall on hard times I got your back but I like to feel respected and appreciated in the early stages of dating. Is chivalry dead or just not required...

   Dec 8, 2021

   5m
2. 42

   Episode 42: Banned From Tinder

   Dating is super hard in the burbs. I have been out of the game too long and I'm scared of the fate of dating. Or am I?

   Nov 30, 2021

   29m
3. 41

   Episode 41: When I ruined Thanksgiving

   Right now I'm so sick and I hope it's not covid even though I'm vaccinated. I prerecorded this for today a few days ago and thank God I did because I couldn't do it now. I didn't really ruin Thanksgiving. I was just a dickhead. Ah, sweet bird of youth!

   Nov 25, 2021

   20m
4. 40

   Episode 40: Old Skin For The New Ceremony

   I'm back after a long hiatus. I went through a major tragedy which I will get into on a later podcast but I'm starting over from square one. I just talk about how I'm rebuilding my life after a long road. Maybe my story can help someone or inspire others? I'm just here telling my truth and life…

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   Nov 20, 2021

   22m
5. 26

   Smack My Bitch Up

   Every comedian, actor, writer, singer has to do shit they don't like from time to time. I just did a terrible short film where a girl acting liked she was punching me in the face. I walked off, not before calling her a C***. Look, I'm nice but I'm not that nice. Love ya! Rate me five stars please...

   Aug 12, 2018

   15m
6. 32

   Episode 32: Let's try this again

   So the other week I tweeted about reading current events stoned? Well, here it is. I did it on a whim and it's raw and unedited. I'm still working it out, or maybe not. I will try to post one every week but don't hold your breath because I can be unreliable. Just ask my family. Cheers! side note…

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   Feb 26, 2018

   30m
7. 30

   Episode 30 Married?! MARRIED

   My horrible ex boyfriend is getting married to the woman he met less then a month after we broke up. He's making his friends pay for his honeymoon...cheap...pretentious and horribly tacky. RANT!

   Mar 10, 2014

   8m
8. 29

   Episode 29 Tinder

   Internet dating is for assholes and sluts. A reformed whore to the core.....shit's not working for me. I'm ready for substantial but i keep meeting losers. This is how it goes in LA....doomed to be alone.

   Mar 10, 2014

   11m
9. 28

   Episode 28 The f#ck it list

   I have done some crazy things in my day. I slept with my brothers friend and it didn't go as well as I would have hoped....fml. I can't win!

   Mar 10, 2014

   7m
10. 27

    Episode 27 Ohhh...Pregnant

    Someone is pregnant! Tune in to hear about pregnancy! Ugh...ugh..oh...

    Mar 10, 2014

    4m
11. 26

    Episode 26 Good looking dudes that do bad shit

    I know a ton of hot guys but these two stood out. They were both hot and had everything you could want. Money. Good looks. An awesome sense of style. Too bad one was a rapist and one almost killed a man. I bet I'll get in trouble for this. Wait, no I won't! Nobody listens to me!

    Feb 2, 2014

    17m
12. 25

    Episode 25 I really hate the gym

    I went to the gym in my hometown and almost broke my nose. I don't know what was worse, only ugly people working out, or nice people or almost breaking my nose. You decide.

    Jan 26, 2014

    4m
13. 24

    Episode 24 I hate the gym

    Working out is the worst. I hate is so much but it's a necessary evil especially since I eat so much. This is about the gym I go to. Ugh... people and aesthetics piss me off almost as much as those Westboro Baptist Church wackos. You should celebrate yourselves! Just don't be an asshole in the...

    Jan 19, 2014

    12m
14. 23

    Episode 23 The scary skies

    I hate flying. I don't pray. The only time I pray kind of is when I'm flying. I did this podcast at my parents house when I was high on painkillers that I found in my moms cabinet. It's good to be home. I didn't pre listen to this long ass rant. You're welcome.

    Jan 15, 2014

    23m
15. 22

    Episode 22 Smoking and parents

    When I went home for the holidays I think my parents were happier then a pig in shit that I barely drank, smoke and I'm still single. They were happier that I'm curbing my vices more then they were to see me. Single? YAY! No really, they don't think I'm the marrying kind. Why would they?

    Jan 12, 2014

    10m
16. 24

    Episode 24 A breakdown of Hollywood dudes

    So I talked about how I love nerds on my last podcast. This one is about men in Hollywood that I have come into contact with. I wanted to breakdown a list of who you will find in this fucking town. You can't sling a dead rat without hitting one of these....ahem...gents...

    Jan 8, 2014

    10m
17. 23

    Episode 23 Hey nerds! I like you!

    Something I like is nerdy guys and I'm breaking down cute nerds in Hollywood. I love the Budy Holly type. Too bad he died....good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye....

    Jan 5, 2014

    6m
18. 22

    Episode 22 How to survive jail

    Happy new year or as I like to call it amateur night. If you partied like a rock star and ended up in a police car here are some tip from me to you on how to survive jail

    Jan 1, 2014

    5m
19. 21

    Episode 21 So what I ruined your party

    I went to a house party and I fucked shit up to the max. Now everyone hates me. I want to put a disclaimer that this post is EXTRA BITCHY...it almost makes me feel guilty. Well, almost....

    Dec 29, 2013

    11m
20. 20

    Episode 20 The Ghost Of Christmas Past

    Today is Christmas and I am celebrating with my loved ones and a bottle of hooch. This is a very spicy story that wound up not so hot at the end. Would you expect anything less from me? Merry Christmas f#ckers!

    Dec 25, 2013

    8m
21. 19

    Episode 19 Someone On Your Side

    I went out with a friend the other day and he get me thinking about all the fucked up decisions I have made when it comes to men. In the long run, I think we just want to be with someone who is on your side. I'm not different. I'm actually sounded a bit nice here and said...I wasn't born bitter!

    Dec 22, 2013

    9m
22. 18

    Episode 18 What else can you do other then drinking?

    I ave been laying off the hooch and it's the worst. I'm trying to figure out things to do other then drink and that's really hard. Here are some things you WON'T see me doing while I'm on the wagon.

    Dec 18, 2013

    36m
23. 17

    Episode 17 I'm not gay...no really

    I seem to get mistaken for gay a lot. Maybe I'm too friendly, maybe I should stop wearing bandanas and blazers, maybe I should stop eating pussy. Just kidding....haven't done that in years. Sometimes I get mistaken for a gay lady and I'm ok with it...meah...whatever

    Dec 15, 2013

    6m
24. 16

    Episode 16 Please get the f#ck out

    In this episode I talk about how I really have no tolerance for people. Here are some tips for talking to the annoying people around you and getting them to realizing that they need to change. Some people are so insufferable...it makes me want to go all J.D. Salinger sometimes.

    Dec 11, 2013

    6m
25. 15

    Episode 15 Reaching goals

    My goal of the day was to get day drunk and I achieved my goal of the day. I'm eating a popsicle on this episode and even get my email wrong. ZING!

    Dec 8, 2013

    3m
26. 14

    Episode 14 The Vodka Aviators

    I can't meet people when I'm drunk anymore. I can't trust my friends. They don't give me proper advice when meeting randoms at bars.

    Dec 4, 2013

    8m
27. 13

    Episode 13 I miss my stalker

    I had a stalker once. At least think he stalked me. In the days of being single, I really REALLY miss the attention of the mentally unstable.

    Dec 1, 2013

    8m
28. 12

    Episode 12 The Hanukkah episode

    I did something very bad. I pretended to be a Jew once. I think I wish I was. Here is a story just in time for my Jewish friends!

    Nov 27, 2013

    9m
29. 11

    Episode 11 The worst Thanksgiving

    Now the time is coming to be gluttons so I am telling you a story about the worst Thanksgiving ever. I guess it could be worse, I could have been sober.

    Nov 24, 2013

    9m
30. 10

    Episode 10 Get the FU#K out, taker!

    I let a mooch friend of mine stay on my couch and take advantage of me. It's rare buy I'm really not a monster and he was going to be homeless. He had some choice words for me after I called him out on his shit. I'm over the liars, cheaters, takers and haters. Move along.

    Nov 20, 2013

    8m