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These Hot Idiots
by Ashe and Mega
Ashe and Mega review media for Teenagers with a comedic angle of two adults who are probably not the targeted demographic for them. Expect humor, cursing, and various hijinks abound as the two talk about a show one episode at a time until completion. Reviewing these shows or making fun of them doesn't make your enjoyment any less valid. https://linktr.ee/THIPodcasthttps://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshadehttps://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343Our intro is voiced by Leah Ramsay, look her up on Fiverr!
Episodes
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We're Still Here.
What up peeps
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#58: The Vampire Diaries S3 E7: Ghost World
The duo return from the void to try and record a new episode of These Hot Idiots!
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#57: Divergent
In the least accessible episode of These Hot Idiots ever recorded, Ashe and Mega decide that they need to suffer for other peoples enjoyment and take part in watching the adaptation of the first book of Veronica Roth's Divergent book series, and question their sanity almost the entire time in an...
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#56: The Vampire Diaries S3 E6: Smells Like Teen Spirit
You know, only in hindsight do I realize that they named this episode because the teen spirits mentioned consist of the ghosts of both Anna and Vicki, but it makes it weird, because there is two of them and then it would make more grammatical sense if the episode was titled 'Smells like Teen...
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#55: The Vampire Diaries S3 E5: The Reckoning
The reckoning, the sickening. Packaging subversion, pseudo-sacrosanct perversion Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves. Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
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#54: The Vampire Diaries S3 E4
We have some 'splainin to do.
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#53: The Vampire Diaries S3 E3 - The End Of The Affair
We're back after a short break to give you some more recap and commentary on The Vampire Diaries, specifically, so they can do chicago accents at eachother the entire episode.
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Taking A Pause
We're pausing. We will unpause when some things get sorted out.
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#52: The Vampire Diaries S3 E2: The Hybrid
In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Riku gets his keyblade from Klaus after becoming a heartless, Damon and Elena visit Smokey Mountain, home of Smokey Mountain Wrestling, and Ashe complains about Metallica for some reason?
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#51: The Vampire Diaries S3 E1: The Birthday
In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Damon is naked, Stefan's a ripper, Elena's planning a really discrete birthday party, and Jeremy should really go back to doing those dishes. Also, we discuss the minimum wage, and... all the Baskin Robbin flavors? Good grief he's naked!
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#50: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Ashe and Mega do their epic between-season break to watch the final movie in 'The Twilight Saga' That would be the second half to Breaking Dawn, a two-parter that seriously needed two parts, and was the epic conclusion, and it had fights, and stuff. Please buy a ticket. RENESME ISN'T EVEN A REAL...
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#49: The Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Pt 1
In this existential nightmare of an episode, Ashe and Mega take their seasonal break to watch the 4th movie of the twilight saga. It doesn't go well.
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#48: The Vampire Diaries S2 E22: As I Lay Dying
Ashe and Mega review the finale of The Vampire Diaries' second season. Things that seemed like season cliffhangers kind of get resolved, sorta. Damon gets progressively sweatier throughout the episode, Jeremy gets shot with a gun, Bonnies ghost friends get real sassy, and Alaric drinks his…
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#47: The Vampire Diaries S2 E21: The Sun Also Rises
In the kinda finale of season 2, it's a lot of talking, a lot of drama, a lot of fighting, a lot of death, and a surprising amount of lipgloss. Somebody dressed Jeremy in a suit, Damon is getting sick from the werewolf disease, and Klaus visits a Walgreens.
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#46: The Vampire Diaries S2 E20: The Last Day
In this mostly plot episode of the vampire diaries, Ashe and Mega review the episode in a pretty straight forward way. The tangent count is low on this episode, but I'm glad we still just got something out.
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#45: The Vampire Diaries S2 E19: Klaus
Sorry for the long wait, life and heat waves caused issues with equipment, but we're back for the debut of the new villain of the show, Klaus! We also learn stuff about Elijah too I guess, and Damon is being a salty biscuit.
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#44: The Vampire Diaries S2 E18: The Last Dance
In this unhinged episode of These Hot Idiots, we learn about the 60's decade dance, the genre of 'my girlfriend died' music, Ashe and Mega apparently argue over... the CIA assassinating a member of the cast, John F Kennedy, AT&T's Mi Fi, and the brutal crushing of merit in the pro-corporate…
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#43: The Vampire Diaries S2 E17: Know Thy Enemy
What's with this show and people being lit on fire? Whats with this podcast and showing people being on fire as the thumbnail? Why is the planet on fire? Ashe melts while he and Mega talk about the returning, and really bored sounding Isobel as she tries to get her daughter Elena on board with…
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#42: The Vampire Diaries S2 E16: The House Guest
In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Ashe finds out that dragons are real, the duo also find out that someone -really- likes The Killers, Damon has a flamethrower, and there are multiple instances of people being lit on fire either by Damon or by someone else, and Caroline gets to sing a song....
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#41: The Vampire Diaries S2 E15: The Dinner Party
In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Ashe and Mega celebrate a full year of These Hot Idiots by completely derailing the show, spoiling the ending of breaking bad, talking about halloweentown, civil war era medicine, if 'Lemonworld' would be a good theme park, and the 'Chinese Dinner Incident'
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#40: The Vampire Diaries S2 E14: Crying Wolf
In this episode, Ashe hurt his neck, Damon also gets his neck hurt, with pencils. Bonnie and Caroline kidnap a person, and Matt drowns his sorrows in ketchup shots. Wait, is that Stephen Amell? What the fu-
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#39: The Vampire Diaries S2 E13: Daddy Issues
In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Ashe tries to refrain from cursing while being melted by a heatwave. Megafighter actually tries to review the show, as the werewolves and vampire conflict comes to a fever pitch, but Ashe can't stop talking about The Edward Winter Group.
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#38: The Vampire Diaries S2 E12 - The Descent
In a weirdly horse themed Episode of These Hot Idiots, Rose is hurt and is starting to hallucinate, Matt makes burgers, Tyler and Caroline have a heart to heart, Jules decides to burn the bodies in broad daylight, and Matt makes burgers.
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#37: Twilight Eclipse - Taylors Version
In this episode, a now recovered Megafighter gives his thoughts on the Twilight movie, Ashe and Megafighter start talking about Gushers commercials and AI, and Ashe ends up dying on a very stupid hill. Content Warning: Offensive subject matter
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#36: The Twilight Saga - Eclipse
Ashe and Mega review the third movie in the Twilight Saga! We learn the backstory of the Cullen family, Jacob and Edward's rivalry reach new heights, Jasper trains the Cullens how to fight newborns, some guy named Riley shows up, and Victoria decides to attack Bella! Also, there's a 'cuck tent'…
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#35: The Vampire Diaries S2E11: By The Light of The Moon
In this episode, Alaric Drugs a woman at a bar, Elena turns into a mime, we meet somebody named Jules, Katherine injects Stefans mind with sex, Bonnie blows up a bar of soap with her new best friend, Jeremy's Actor just didn't feel like bringing it today, and Tyler chugs an entire bottle of pee....
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#34: The Vampire Diaries S2 E10: The Sacrifice
Ashe and Mega are back after destroying their computer, in this episode, Jeremy's just being kind of a dummy, Alaric eats ice cream naked, and Elena and Rose learn about the power of Windows Live Mail!
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#33 The Vampire Diaries S2 E9: Katarina
After a mental health break, Ashe and Mega are back to review the latest episode of their Vampire Diaries Retrospective, in this episode, Elijah is back and he's got QUARTERS! We also learn that Vampires can become immune to the sun with the power of Banana Boat.
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#32: The Vampire Diaries S2 E8: Rose
In this episode, we meet Rose, her friend Trevor, and a member of THE ORIGNALS™ Along with that, Stefan and Damon become a rescue team, Tyler deals with the fact he's a werewolf, and Ashe shared an almost unhinged story from his childhood and almost derails the entire podcast to talk about eating...
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#31: The Vampire Diaries S2 E7: Masquerade
In this episode, Damon and Stefan plot to kill Katherine, and Matt is going to go beat Tyler to death with his bare hands. It's mostly a good episode, so the two hosts don't got a lot to say besides about their weird wrestling game obsession.
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#30: The Vampire Diaries S2 E6 - Plan B
In this episode, Ashe forgets half the episode, Elena gets attacked by snakes, Stefan turns into a hamburger from falling into a well of spicy water, Bonnie gives people brain bleeds, and Damon literally pulls someone's heart out.
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#29 The Vampire Diaries S2 E5: Kill Or Be Killed
In this episode, Elena paints a thing, while pretending to get mad at Stefan. Damon drinks some lemonade, so Damon and Stefan get shot with guns. Jeremy draws pictures of wolves, Mason gets kicked in the family jewels, and Tyler doesn't know who to give his soap to, so he pushes someone down the...
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#28: The Vampire Diaries S2E4: Memory Lane
In this unhinged episode of the show, Ashe talks about his experiences being fired, Mega discovers that Jenna's Barbeque got a wikia page, Ashe talks about 'The Cobbler Gambit' and we have multiple flashbacks to the 1800's, which ask some uncomfortable questions that nobody seems to want to…
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#27: The Vampire Diaries, S2 E3: Bad Moon Rising
In this episode, Ashe and Mega talk about where and when is the best place to kiss a girl. Caroline is hunting wabbits, Damon is... going to Duke University with Alaric Saltzman real name? We talk about Bo Diddly, Bauhaus and... Cowboy Bob Orton?
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#26 The Vampire Diaries S2 E2: "Brave New World"
In this episode, Ashe and Mega review the second episode of the second season of The Vampire Diaries! We wonder if vampires can come in considering wordplay, we count how many damn parties there were last season, and we discuss... racism vampires?
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#25: The Vampire Diaries S2 E1 'The Return'
After a Christmas break where Ashe got sick and injured, they are back to review the season premier of The Vampire Diaries, it's the 'Year of the Kat' according to the CW commercials, and they realize that since the season premier is kind of the continuation of the finale, they realize they…
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#24: The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Ashe and Mega are back before the holidays to talk for TWO ENTIRE HOURS about the sequel to their Twilight review! Edward and Bella are back, well, Edward as a weird mental ghost for most of the movie, as we go through an entire plot that could be solved with an email or a text message. WE KNOW…
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#23: The Vampire Diaries S1 E22: Founders Day
Ashe and Mega are here to talk about the season finale of The Vampire Diaries! Thank you so much for sticking it out with us.
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#22: The Vampire Diaries S1 E21 "Isobel"
In this episode, Ashe and Megafighter come back from a week off to review this episode. Isobel is back in town, we see the return of bing, and Ashe meets his favorite character this season, Frank the gay cowboy.
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#21: The Vampire Diaries S1E20 "Blood Brothers"
Ashe and Mega forgot to record last week, but they're back for this one! Giuseppe is back and he doesn't give a damn, Stefan is struggling to come to terms with his vampire nature, Damon struggles to not be a smartass, Alaric Saltzman is drinking at a bar, and Anna is back apparently....
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#20: The Vampire Diaries S1 E19 "Miss Mystic Falls"
In this episode, Ashe and Mega discuss Dragon Age, Within Temptation, the Vitamin String Quartet, the fruitlessness of killing dolphins in The Chronicles of Spellborn and Ashe's struggles with remembering the name "John" https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade...
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#19: The Vampire Diaries S1 E18: 'Under Control'
In this episode, Damon plays with a teddy bear, Stefan drinks a bunch of alcohol, we witness a woman kiss an underage man, and Ashe starts confusing Halloween for Christmas, and starts forgetting peoples names at some point. What?
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#18: The Vampire Diaries S1 E17 - 'Let The Right One In'
In this episode, Caroline falls down a hill, Damon stabs multiple guys, Jeremy is a sadboy, Stefan is taken hostage, and Ashe and Mega explain why they had to delay this episode an entire week.
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A Delay Approaches
Due to some life stuff, Mega is not available. So I'm delaying the recording until I know we're good to go. Regular posting resumes next week.
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#17: The Vampire Diaries S1 E16 - There Goes The Neighborhood
In this episode, Ashe starts suggesting porn the viewer can watch (It's totally sfw) , Stefan takes Elena on a double date, Damon tries to have sex with two cougars at once, a bunch of people want to leave a house, and Jeremy uses The Internet, all while Stefan and Matt have a budding bromance…
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Ashe and Mega Watch Vampire Diaries, S1 E16
Live reaction of Episode 16!
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Ashe and Mega watch Vampire Diaries, S1 E15
We're just testing out other content we can do.
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#16: The Vampire Diaries, S1 E15 'A Few Good Men'
In this episode, we experience the useful features of Microsoft's new Bing search engine, Damon is NOT upset about his break-up, Alaric Saltzman makes a terrible bachelor, a dude jumps in front of a truck, and wouldn't you know who won the pony? https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast...
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#15: The Vampire Diaries S1 E14: "Fool Me Once"
In this episode, Bonnie is kidnapped, Elena is also kidnapped, Damon is being sassy, Sheila wants some margaritas, we go to a party in a graveyard, we visit a spooky tomb filled with popular scooby doo chase music artist, Tobias Forge, and Stefan has a goddamn flamethrower, what the actual hell!?...
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#14: The Vampire Diaries S1 E13: "Children of the Damned"
In this episode, We spend most of it in the past. We learn about Giuseppe and how much he hates his stupid sons, there is a lot of talk about finding a journal, and Elena digs a grave! https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343 Check…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ashe and Mega review media for Teenagers with a comedic angle of two adults who are probably not the targeted demographic for them. Expect humor, cursing, and various hijinks abound as the two talk about a show one episode at a time until completion. Reviewing these shows or making fun of them doesn't make your enjoyment any less valid. https://linktr.ee/THIPodcasthttps://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshadehttps://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343Our intro is voiced by Leah Ramsay, look her up on Fiverr!
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Ashe and Mega review media for Teenagers with a comedic angle of two adults who are probably not the targeted demographic for them. Expect humor, cursing, and various hijinks abound as the two talk about a show one episode at a time until completion. Reviewing these shows or making fun of them...
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