PODCAST · comedy
they them us and you
by theythemusandyou
A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls. Together, friends named Girm, Choco, Stealth and Pob meet up for an hour a week to talk about topics ranging from how the Bee Movie (2007) is peak cinema, to solving modern-day mysteries... like if Demi Lovato really DID put that airline on blast? (they did :/)New episodes every Friday.
Episodes
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Interior Design 4 Dummies
Choco, Pob, and Girm talk about their worst interior design choices and opinions as well as discuss why Choco is coming to you live from a slavich prison.
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2024 The year to BULLY Twitter G*ys that deserve it...
Lets talk new years resolutions. The INS and OUTS of 2024!
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we are back from purgatory (white thumbs UP emoji)
description: finally we see girm at another perspective other than his "Goon For Men in Blue" corner. pob took an influencer mental health break (moved) and choco has a newfound hobby called speaking up! who knew they could raise their voice over the decibles of a cow mooing? anyways.... we are...
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Eating Wax, Fantasy Apocalyptic, and Pooping & Pi**ing the BED :(
Hi sorry, we missed last week. Here we are talking about poop again for 20 minutes. You would think we had ENOUGH of poop talk but I guess not because we are wild animals that LOVE poopy butt butt talk :|Anyways choco talks about peeing their pants and becoming a hero. Girm is a coward who will...
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Halowen Contest Special Ft. Jesica
HALOWEN CONTEST WINERS AH!
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The great twink revolt of 2018 + Sexy Mr Beast
Join Choco, Pob, Ben and Girm as they discuss the interesting lore behind the Mr Beast reincarnation cycle and government-mandated twinks! Ben is simultaneously interviewing for a job at ImGaybutNoImnot Industries and choco disassociates harder than an astral projection in the wind. Who do you...
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fortnite is how kids cope with divorce
pob is back and his big mouth is bigger than ever.. girm has a realization about pob and death (our oomfs) that blows his brain out (sexually). choco and pob have a anna olson off by baking cinnamon buns :pray_emoji:.... pob manifests a old woman selling iphone for cheap YASS pob also has a RAT...
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VIRGINS go non-verbal @ the function...
We talk to Thomas about their personal life and make 2 people uncomfortable when se*ual topics come up...
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how i got stood up on 2 different dates in 1 month *GONE SEXUAL*
pob quite literally cannot get pass the "meet-up" phase and gives you two examples why. he does charity work by hanging out with a 62 year old woman for 7 hours on the middle of a friday in IKEA. another instance of insufferability was two queens maximizing their joint slay on the plane (pob and…
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4 fruits attempt listening comprehension
understanding that nobody in this discord call can read or write without the help of gr*mmarly or autocorrect, in attempts to save the lives of the gay people around us, we do a listening comprehension game called "pob reads his notes".
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pob saw hot men and passed out on a hike
this episode pob pretends hes a game show host by doing a spin-the-wheel for his notes. it lands on a note, pob reads it out and girm and choco have to figure out what the fuck he actually meant. we go through the dilemmas of plastic lawn chairs indestructibility, iphone airdrop terrorism, the...
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ARTistics Talk (ft. @zeb6yy , @catchomp & @lazuli_rain )
Four fantastic (f)artists sit down and talk about how amazing AI art is....not. We trauma dump about selling ourselves for some meager Deviantart points and some invite codes for websites and how much we hate drawing. Zebby and Choco bond over their weirdest client, Girm and his absurd commission...
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Garfield and Timmy Thick have one thing in common
pob tries to do an emergency intercom bit this episode... it FLOPS! choco experiences their first quinceanera (funeral) and now views life like that one 2004 bright and happy wallpaper. pob tried to beat the 'try not to fuck a mid white man' challenge *IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY* and fails once again....
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Terri Joe Conspiraries (feat. Mint)
a terri joe apologist fights against the allegations of being unfunny and having a mexican-coded wall. mint joins this episode to spread lana propaganda to the masses, have a world record of the longest silences after jokes being made and talks about his living situation being a rat stuck in the...
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a european finally speaks their truth
choco (accompanied by pob) speaks what has been on THEIR mind for the past millennium. to his art journey (honk shoo) to being bullied at school *laughing track* to bars on windows so school kids can't k word themselves. choco's got it all !
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BRING BACK BEING NOSY!
pob wants to bring back eavesdropping and being insane in public (he wants attention). we speculate the validity of the "Tour Of Italy" from olive garden while girm has intrusive thoughts about living in rich people's houses. pob and girm bond over their insane moments of hyperealization with...
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cockroach trauma (feat. Tom)
tom finds out the clit does not have a hole.... we ALSO talk about his first,,,, flicking the bean story to youtube "kiss my gf in front of me" videos, insane biology teachers, sex ed, we attempt to talk about family trauma(???), cock(roaches), youtube developing cuck f*tishes,,,,, and... *checks...
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our worst grocery store experiences
we were SUPPOSED to talk about grocery stores,,, but that derailed quick LMAFO, choco has their grocery store racism arcs, scary grocery liminal spaces, the erewhon fantasy and absolute evil costco employees. pob does asmr and choco got sent a pipe bomb in the mail (GONE SEXUAL).
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my criminal neighbor, Paula
pob has never once shut up in his life and this episode is definitely NOT helping stop him. pob discloses how he thinks Big Liminal is sponsored by walmart, he just doesn't trust the lights they use. he mentions transportation a multiple amount of time, especially bus vibrations... for some…
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cheek kissing IS cheating
Today we learn how sociopathic we really are. Would we let our dog lick us to completion? IDK. But we would turn our friends in to the police! And we would extort Taylor Swift for her millions and millions of doll-hairs.
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HOTTEST LEAGUE CHARACTERS TIER LIST (GAY)
ummm! stealth talks about how he wants to boypregnate the male league of legends characters till they turn into boyslop via artifical boysemination where the boys they produce are neuro boyvergent........ enjoy!
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recruiting for Femboy Hooters (feat. NanoNano)
nano, a hardworking full-time femboy at heart, as well as media literate world-wide genius, helping millions across the world with her femboy juices (her official title; was paid to put this here), joins us with talking about growing up trans, realizations and struggles, trans issues, religion,...
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100 gecs enjoyers stand UP! (feat. Ben)
ben joins for this episode! pob makes fun of his grey room (i know the walls smell like undertoe). pob does a thrift haul of clothes he thrifted, its horrible, he got a fishing shirt 😭. ben explains his first panic attack and choco bonds with him over tism. we find out ben is a psychopath…
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Trauma SHOULD be laughed at
Choco and Girm deep dive (they dont) into conspiracy theories and art history. They also discuss why you should laugh at other peoples misfortunes (choco does)
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dissecting the my little pony c word jar image
STAY TUNED FOR NEXT EPISODE FOR THE REVEAL OF THE 25 SUB FOOTJOB WINNER!! you or a loved one could be the lucky one 😏 This episode Pob and Choco dissect a massive worldwide pandemic.... the my little pony cum jar. Pob also proposes a fantastic idea of a band called "The Twinks", testicular…
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fortnite mr beast is unironically hot (confessional)
Pob comes back from his government mandated 2-week purgatory (no internet) and has a bible-length note page. We talk about the GarfieldEATS twitter account and how the twitter manager is sending out SOS messages via brail. Choco never beating the sleeping in black mold allegations, KFC chicken...
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I fell in love with my straight best friend
Very personal episode and emotional SLASH TW???
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Pob Micro doses Black Mold...
In this episode, we deep dive into Pobster's ever-growing and ever concerning, notes for the podcast. Paddington bear...chipmunks and other nauseating concerning topics are discussed. Girm has not slept in 28 hours and is barely conscious (choco tease) and gets blamed for global warming by some...
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this episode is adhd friendly (we stay on topic)
THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SUBWAY SURFERS!!! (stealth's facecam footage got lostmanemoji) Buuut you know how you all have been asking and making fun of Pob never staying on topic :sob: well he picked out the topic for today's episode and idk... it ate down! We have a bit of a more Seer Rius...
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Choco has insane unspoken rizz
You would have never guessed this.. EYE (Pob who's writing this) would have never guessed this but this Valentine's episode Choco explains how they got a MOUNTAINS worth of pussy and gooch in their younger years. A shock to the entire eastern part of Japan :prayge:. Some of them causing insane...
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Pob poisoned himself purposely (again)
Pob wants to fuck pixelated men (the how to train ur draegon cast + wolves in kung fu panda). Girm explains his mental gymnastics with calculating military time, we debate about shows and movies a bunch.. and Pob learns a derogatory way to say BLACK, also we celebrate the infamous "gay shirt" clip.
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Never let Choco around a hole
We understand Choco's deeper connection with holes as Girm accompanies them on answering fun questshuns via an inconspicuous list one of them found. (source? my brain.) Girm probably got bullied as a kid with Roshan from Ice Age comments so they talk about movies that created new traumas for them...
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Mating with the rat from Flushed Away
We all play games of ARAM in LoL this episode. While being extremely focused on losing, Choco gets confronted with the silent rumors by Girm LIVE. Pob discusses his disappearance from last episode with a heartbreaking story of courage and bravery (he poisoned himself). Choco & Pob agree on...
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ADHD isn't real, you're lying to yourself
Girm's house burnt down last week (self-inflicted arson) and we all have to bear our eyes with the last picture he took as his background. Stealth and Girm bump purses with the knowledge that they're both gay AND mentally ill. Choco misses their off-screen audio sync clap again and it all goes…
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Subway knows something we don't...
Stealth wants Big Salad to go bankrupt. Pob thinks scurvy could have easily been prevented in viking times with planting orange trees, to quote: "it was a them issue!". We learn Girm deconstructed his food in childhood as a psychological fat kid thing, and Choco can't eat in public at all! (they...
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Holiday Special Sq*irt Off
Today we gather to celebrate the birthday and reason we have Christmas. Yes that's right. Mariah Carey herself.
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Italian food is a public health warning...
Today we gather for absolutely horrible news learnt about Choco's mother and her legal affiliation with the milk industry. Girm and Stealth debate white people; (Italian) food for a scary amount of time. And Pob goes on a date for a reason even HE doesn't know... also he talks about scamming…
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7/11 Taquito Survivors
Pob teaches you a step-by-step guide on how to scam and steal from small businesses (amazon). Girm reaches an all-time low with his doordash account hackage in the 20th century. Pob comes out as a 7/11 taquito survivor. We all ponder our orbs about microplastic cleanse shots. Stealth is off in…
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ONLINE FRIENDS....and other things
Today we discuss how online friends work in our own lives...or something. Girm talks about how he doxxed himself willingly and for free when he was young. Choco doubles down on the 'can't talk to people one-on-one' allegations. Stealth explains his sudden departure of streaming and Pob advertises…
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A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls. Together, friends named Girm, Choco, Stealth and Pob meet up for an hour a week to talk about topics ranging from how the Bee Movie (2007) is peak cinema, to solving modern-day mysteries... like if Demi Lovato really DID put that airline on blast? (they did :/)New episodes every Friday.
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