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Thicc AF

by Emily & Sara

Thicc Alabama Females. The podcast you didn't know you needed for the stage in life you never saw coming. Emily and Sara tackle all the things but proceed with caution when it comes to following our advice. We're here to giggle so pour a glass of wine, pop a tums, buckle up, and bless your heart.Check us out on Instagram @thiccafpodcast

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Episodes

  1. Love is Blind Season 5 Recap

    EPISODE 46 This episode includes our review of Love is Blind Season 5, even though it premiered a while back.... better late than never. We also discuss some other random topics like Emily's pig disposal situation and Sara's mom's new acronym.

  2. Energy Vampires

    EPISIDE 45 It is almost Halloween, so this week we are going to talk about Energy Vampires. Have you ever had an energy vampire suck the life out of you? Sara updates us on her trip to New York. Emily talks about her adventures at a haunted house. We also give a little update on the Natalee...

  3. Brand Whores

    EPISODE 44 This week we discuss brand loyalty and all the things that come with it.

  4. Let me Have my Coffee First

    EPISODE 43 This week we talk about Narcolepsy, early morning meetings and rolling into the fall weather. The FMK is just a little bit controversial this week and Sara wasn't having it...sorry Elizabeth. We hate sweaty boobs, so bring on the fall weather!!

  5. Decision Fatigue

    EPISODE 42 Join us this week for a discussion about decision fatigue. Should we start wearing uniforms to free up brain power for other more important decisions? You decide.... or don't.

  6. Free the Panty Line

    EPISODE 41 Join us this lovely Wednesday while we discuss current events and random fun things...honestly, we don't even remember what we talked about, but FREE THE PANTY LINE!

  7. Productive Procrastination

    EPISODE 40 During this weeks episode, we examine productive procrastination. Are we the QUEENS of productive procrastination or do we just hate doing chores? Should we put the big rocks in first and then the little rocks, or the other way around? Emily throws out her iteration of the 80/20 rule…

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  8. Engagement Party

    EPISODE 39 Sara is engaged! Welcome to the ENGAGEMENT PARTY. This episode is all about the engagement and celebrating Sara and Brandon’s relationship.

  9. Scamdon

    EPISODE 38 Brandon is back for another random Wednesday with the Thicc AF Podcast. We talk about scams, scammers, and other random nonsense. Happy Hump Day!

  10. Random with Brandon

    Episode 37: Brandon tagged along with us to poll the public this week, but we didn't have much luck at the Village Tavern, so this episode is just Random... with Brandon. Oh, and there is a special appearance by GranDan. Happy Wednesday!

  11. Dirty Girl Martini

    EPISODE 36 This week we answer the questions of a group of men we found at a restaurant after three dirty girl martinis.

  12. Cults

    Sara's sister, Gerri, joins us this week to help us pick a part and discuss cults. Which Cult leader would you marry?

  13. Class A Carlee

    Carlee Russell was arrested today on two class A misdemeanor counts. We have all the deets for you.

  14. The Carlee Russell Hustle

    Sara's sister, Gerri, joins us tonight to assist in this quick update on the Carlee Russell Disappearance Case.

  15. Things to Know in Your Thirties

    Tune in to hear us discuss things you should know how to do, plus things you should do or consider by the time you hit that thirties range... or really at any age.

  16. Faken: The Disappearance of Carlee Russell

    Bonus episode to discuss the disappearance of Carlee Russell.

  17. Truth or Toast

    Join us for another round of Truth or Drink...aka Truth or Toast.

  18. Hotdog Down a Hallway

    EPISODE 30 Happy Belated 4th of July! You spoke, we listened.... this week's episode is all about Myths, Mysteries and Random Facts.

  19. 21% Heartbroken

    EPISODE 29 Its the episode where we dive into those beloved teen magazine articles from the 1990's. Emily's life is crazy right now, we are both STARVING and apparently Sara gets E! News notifications. Taking you back to the days when we used to wash our X's off and get lit. How far would you go…

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  20. Pyramid Schemes: If You Come They Will Build it

    EPISODE 28 Join us this lovely Wednesday as we discuss Multilevel Marketing companies, or as some may say...Pyramid Schemes. Happy Wednesday Thiccies!

  21. Let Me Clear My Throat

    Episode 27 We have a new drinking game! Join us while we talk about an assortment of things as we catch up with one another. Netflix and other sharing streams are cracking down and it’s bullshit. Beer Olympics was fun but that’s not what makes Sara vomit. Pear ring needs to get a handle on their...

  22. Truth or Drink

    EPISODE 26 Join us for an episode of Truth or Drink. Find out what we are willing to discuss with the world vs what we would rather turn up the bottle in order to save ourselves the embarrassment. We also dig into some random "what if's" that will get you thinking. Happy Wednesday!

  23. Thicc AF Presents Unsolved Mysteries

    EPISODE 25 Join us this week as we discuss some unsolved mysteries of the world.

  24. Kidney Wars

    EPISODE 24 Instead of getting back on the dreaded dating apps like Sara suggested, Emily has instead agreed to purchase a Pear Ring to test out the new social experiment. Listen in to hear us discuss the ring, online dating, open relationships, and hall passes. We also dive into things couples...

  25. Pooping with the Door Open

    EPISODE 23 This episode is dedicated our dear friends, Santana and Aaron's, fur baby who passed away recently. We love you Luna!! Join us this week to hear us talk about cringey things couples do....Or are they cute??? We have decided. Let us know if you agree.

  26. Breaking Dawn: The Sara Saga

    EPISODE 22 Sara's Mom is visiting from NY and is here to share all of the embarrassing stories from Sara's childhood. Buckle up for this one because Sara was a savage!! :)

  27. Chadwick Falls in a Drain w/ Special Guest Santana

    EPISODE 21 Please welcome our special guest, Santana, for her first ever Thicc AF appearance! Her dog fell down a storm drain that night and we are ready with all the details. Emily got complimented on her eyebrows during a recent trip to Atlanta. We also cover iphone naming conventions for…

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  28. Jackie Played for Keeps

    EPISODE 20 This week we are back with more Love is Blind Season 4 gossip. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Season 4 of Love is Blind, go watch it before listening!!

  29. Love is Blind unless you have Pink Appliances

    EPISODE 19 We're back to hash out the next few episodes of Love is Blind Season 4. We have so much to say, we had to break it into 2 episodes, so stay tuned next week to hear more of our ExPeRt opinion. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Love is Blind Season 4, proceed with caution. P.S.…

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  30. Kick Rocks, Irina!

    EPISODE 18 In this episode we do a deep dive into the first 5 episodes of Love is Blind, season 4. Or as we like to call it, fondness is a cloak. Chelsea’s baby blanket is awkward. Micah is the puppet master for the worst cast member this show has ever had, Irina. We FMK the guys and the girls of...

  31. Mental Health Day

    EPISODE 17 Happy Women's History Month! Join us while we discuss invisible disabilities, what they are, and how women are affected more than men. Sara has an update on the Bop It, she is a winner! Ginuwine is not just a singer, but also a pony on the loose in the Birmingham suburbs. Pantry porn…

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  32. Hotel Cancelvania

    EPISODE 16 Its HUMP DAY! Cancel culture is a mess and Sara may be cancelled next but not for naming her camel Tony. We are taking it back to the 90's for your weekly FMK fix and added a Would-You-Rather to the mix. Where do you draw the line on cancel culture? Can the perpetrators change for the...

  33. RIP to Grey Sweatpants Weather

    EPISODE 15 J. Nail is back! Join us for our weekly FMK and Thicc AF News and Reviews. Tennessee bans drag shows, we discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules drama, Britney Spears, the Snookie Hair Poof and how Sara lost it on Emily's backseat driver skills. Take Sara's advice and don't date a Tom. Oh...

  34. Thicc as Thieves

    EPISODE 14 Please welcome our long-time bestie, J. Nail. She is here to discuss the cost of having friends, being married vs. being single vs. being #NotMarriedButNotSingle, clothing sizes, and she came packed with the fresh FMKs. Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws!

  35. Multiple Personalities

    EPISODE 13 Shut up and listen, hookers! Emily is way more of a Lion than a Camel, rawr. In this episode we discuss the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, the Animal Personality Test and each of our personality traits. What personality type are you? Take the test and let us know! P.S. It would be way…

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  36. Cryptically Throwing Shade

    Episode 12 Social media, love it or leave it? It can be our best friend but also the ultimate enemy. We didn’t grow up with social media and it’s a war zone out there today. Remember: If you are in your feelings, please refrain from posting on social media, you will thank us later. YouTube...

  37. Underwear Thirst Traps

    EPISODE 11 Valentine's Day: a day of love or the day we love to hate? Hear our thoughts on the pink and red filled holiday along with our comments about the Super Bowl and the State of the Union Address. We think Gisele is better off without Tom Brady and his underwear thirst traps.

  38. Leggings are the New Slacks

    EPISODE 10 Have you ever wondered why so many people at work suck? In this episode, we discuss coworkers, corporate pet peeves, and the pros & cons of remote work. We spend most of our week days with our colleagues but it isn’t always rainbows and butterflies- especially when Johnny Down-the-Hall...

  39. Hey Babe, What’s Your Sign?

    EPISODE 9 The chaos continues as the cocktails flow. We talk strip clubs with buffets and making the ladies work for their dollars. All the most important people are Capricorns, aside from Sara, who got banned from Tinder. We chat about household chores, dads folding laundry and mismatched socks…

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  40. His Whole Ass Name...

    EPISODE 8 Podcast dating success...Introducing Pete, the guy who sent us an email in last week's episode. He is a surprise guest this week and wants a second date with Emily. Sara is having a torrid affair...find out who it's with! Brandon is here to witness it all!

  41. Shit Happens...We're Back

    EPISODE 7 Special guest, Dan McClain, stops by to celebrate Emily's Birthday and to relive those radio glory days. Our moms make for good stories but so do our friends who pee in the pool. Sometimes you have to pee in the ocean after 10 seltzers in a day but that is just fine. Do light up shoes...

  42. 2022 Wrap Up

    EPISODE 6 We are back after taking a week off for Christmas and are ready to wrap up 2022. So much has happened since our last episode and we cant wait to share all of the exciting news with you. We discuss Christmas experiences, New Years Eve plans and resolutions... and of course we are hitting...

  43. 20 Questions with Brandon: Part 2

    EPISODE 5 Join us for part 2 of our chat with Sara's boyfriend, Brandon. We discuss best friends vs. life partners and corner Brandon with some other serious questions. Christmas is around the corner...have you ever unwrapped, then re-wrapped your gifts before Christmas? Oh and of course we are...

  44. 20 Questions With Brandon: Part 1

    EPISODE 4 This is the first part of our chat with Sara's man, Brandon. It's a 20 questions style chat with a lot of random tangents. Emily’s spirit animal is a duck, she thinks…but she may go on a spirit animal finding journey. PS - We have a special guest interruption.

  45. Don't Judge Me...I Stayed With Him

    EPISODE 3 This is the one where we discuss living with someone after being single and living alone for so long, relationship red flags, Finsta accounts, and other crazy relationship topics.

  46. I Drank a Beer on the Way to Church: Thanksgiving Edition

    EPISODE 2 We're Back!!! This one starts off with Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the Iron Bowl. WAR EAGLE!! When do you decorate for Christmas? Everyone loves a good plus-one holiday disaster, especially the ones that lead to aggressively sipping a roadie on the way to church. Oh yeah, and Sara…

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  47. Let the Haters Hate

    EPISODE 1 We are here for the first time and are excited to entertain you with our shenanigans. This one is about our family trips and getting back the BOOs for a Halloween extravaganza with our besties. Gay Peter Pan flew in from Never Never Land to partake in the banter. We know Halloween was...

  48. Meet the Thicc Alabama Females

    Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast. We are two Thicc Alabama Females here for your entertainment. Join us on 11/23/22 for our first full episode!!! Intro Season 1

  49. Teaser: F*ck, Marry, Kill...

    Just a little preview of what's to come... this one is unedited. #nofilter #unsensored Check us out on Instagram: @thiccafpodcast

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Thicc Alabama Females. The podcast you didn't know you needed for the stage in life you never saw coming. Emily and Sara tackle all the things but proceed with caution when it comes to following our advice. We're here to giggle so pour a glass of wine, pop a tums, buckle up, and bless your heart.Check us out on Instagram @thiccafpodcast

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Thicc Alabama Females. The podcast you didn't know you needed for the stage in life you never saw coming. Emily and Sara tackle all the things but proceed with caution when it comes to following our advice. We're here to giggle so pour a glass of wine, pop a tums, buckle up, and bless your...

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