PODCAST · comedy
Things to CN do
by Mike Dereviankin & Chris Widner
Philanthropist, award winning journalists, leg day connoisseur. Chris and Mike are none of these things. However if you're wondering how to passive aggressively get back at that soccer mom who have you a dirty look at the grocery store or hear two millennials rant about how dumb fad diets are, you've come to the right place. Join Chris and Mike weekly as they explain things in terms you can understand (suck it Wikipedia).
Episodes
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Chris and Mike Review Stephen King- Favourite Short Stories
Chris and Mike talk about Their favourite author, the legendary Stephen King. Getting into insane creep infested world that is his short stories collections. From bathroom tygers, to murderous paintings its all in here!
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Season 2 The Prequel
Okay listen, 6 months isn't that long. What did you do in the past 6 months other than scroll on TikTok? That's right, we're back. Welcome to the inside action of our episode planning meetings. Do I dare even call this a meeting? Let us know what market place scams we should start. We need side...
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Best Batmen of All Time
Mike and Chris spend some time admiring men's bodies, and then get into the discussion of who has been the best batman of all time, and admire Batmen's bodies. We ask the age long question, "Why is Zac Efron not batman?". We're boycotting movie theaters until they do they (not as if they are…
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How the Raptors will Repeat as NBA Champions
Find out why the Raps key to success is scaring their opponents into submission and punching Lebron in the face!
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Chris and Mike's Perfect Fat Burn Gym Routine
What an episode not structured around Mike's none sense intros!? Listen, I'm never going to keep preaching this ... climbing Mt Everest is no athletic accomplishment. Don't agree, fight me. Did you see that Everest movie on Netflix? Did any of those people scream athlete, no. Rich jerks ruining...
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Chris and Mike Review Taylor Swift's Folklore
She's the only one that can stop Kayne becoming president and boy does she have our vote. The only thing more dynamic than t-swizzles voice is her breadth of men that she's dated. Zac Efron, cmon! Why didn't she just give him more of a chance it would have paid off in the end. Also why did she...
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Top 5 Expensive Things to Buy at Costco
Did you guys know that you can put 5 saunas into one shopping cart? Pack your bags and bring your sugar daddy's credit card because we'll shed no expenses for this one. Hear how to make sure you give the most of your money possible to Costco for completely normal and necessary purchases. Also why...
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Chris & Mike Review 'Down to Earth' with Zac Efron Ep. 1: Has Zac Efron Become Daddy?
Did you know that waterfalls apparently produce negative ions or that dung smoked food is a staple of Iceland? Probably not you uncultured swine, hence why the young more jacked version of David Attenborough is here to enlighten you. Slow classic music over beautiful scenery get out of here and...
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Chris and Mike's Guide to Dunking
We realized after this episode we need to start a change.org petition to send Dennis Rodman back to North Korea to film a reality TV show. So if you want to learn how to cheat nature and reprogram your mind all to dunk a basketball and flex on an empty playground, well look no further! The guy's...
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Top Before/During/After Workout Meals
Listen, are you tried of feeling groggy and listening to Instagram influences telling you that celery juice is going to cure your hangover. Those 18 mimosas you chugged last night Becky aren't going to do you any favors in the temple of iron tomorrow. The guys discuss the best meals to eat…
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Top 5 Over and Underrated Fruits
Chris and Mike break shatter stereotypes when it come to fruit. Why avocado's have no place in your fridge, orange juice is the worst scam since big Pharma, and cucumbers deserve their own religion among many others. Also, does music in the gym make you weak? Find out why the answer is yes.
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Chris and Mike's Guide to Nations Fresh Foods
Learn to traverse the dangerous labyrinth that is Nation's Fresh Foods. From shark meat to pig blood, Honeydew soda to squid crackers. Chris and Mike discuss what to and not to buy. Also the guy's get into another Tiktok trend, should we all be doing coffee enema's? listen to find out.
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Top 5 Ways to Eat Chicken Breast
Wait, so you're telling us there is more than 2 ways to eat chicken breast!? Listen, we were just as shocked as you are and somehow managed to write an entire episode. Spending one hour of your day listening to this will give you a greater appreciation of how many different ways your microwave…
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Chris & Mike Solve the Gym Crisis
Unless you're The Rock and you have a private outdoor gym helicoptered to your private island (who even know's where he lives), you're probably in the same boat we are in. If you've ever had a conversation with someone and you didn't talk about how often you workout at the gym, you'll understand...
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Top 5 Grocery Stores
Listen we don't take many things seriously, but let's tone it down for a second. Some people go here for necessity, but we may be the only ones who go for leisure and sometimes leave empty handed. We've gone on dates, celebrated birthdays, signed leases and made life long friends inside these...
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The Green Room
Remember being a little too young to be going out on the town, but somehow your older friend brings you behind an alley in downtown and Ta-Da next thing you know you're pouring yourself a pitcher? No this isn't a scene from a horror movie where you wake up without a kidney, this is the magic of…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Philanthropist, award winning journalists, leg day connoisseur. Chris and Mike are none of these things. However if you're wondering how to passive aggressively get back at that soccer mom who have you a dirty look at the grocery store or hear two millennials rant about how dumb fad diets are, you've come to the right place. Join Chris and Mike weekly as they explain things in terms you can understand (suck it Wikipedia).
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Mike Dereviankin & Chris Widner
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