Things We Did Before Reality

Episodes

1. 26

   On Behalf Of Full

   For Your Chys Only Thought Of Train The English Reserve Cathouse of the Mind Good Fences Make Bad Neighbours Apostrophising Off with Their Heads and in with Our Bins Out with The Him and in with The Her Little Joe Make It Happen OBO! The Sand Is Always Greener Behind the Times with Rory Ginlott...

   Apr 26, 2016

   36m
2. 25

   Right Now Comes But Once A Year

   Funny Story: Ilario Funny Story: Shkolkamp Funny Story: The Law Of The Code The First Never Lasts Promises, Promises D's Not Far From F Newsnose Paperpepper Wiseguts Quantity Is A Quality Unto Itself Literally Corner PR Not Amused Rain Imam A Very Broad Spectrum We Have Been A Computer…

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   Dec 21, 2014

   37m
3. 24

   No. 12

   Introit: The Wild One A Visitor Arrives At 817 Cortland Ave. "There was a 13-year old. . ." He Has His One Thing He Does 3pm: 2-hr shift "Those two are something else." The 5 Wounds of R.P. No. 9 No. 18 "47 is the new 17!" No. 12 Something Other Than No. 12 "If you come within 50 feet. . ."...

   Apr 23, 2010

   31m
4. 23

   My Dentist Died :(

   Interproximal Stripping Baby Teeth Pearly Whites at the Pearly Gates Interocclusal Registration But What About Dental Care? 12 Year Molar Gold Teeth, Yellow Teeth Tooth Fairy Class I Malocclusion Class II Malocclusion Class III Malocclusion Proper Occlusion More Baby Teeth Cephalometric Imaging...

   Nov 8, 2009

   22m
5. 22

   Leonard Gravelin

   This is a short song called "Leonard Gravelin" If you like it, please remember to donate via Paypal. Thank you. Wm. Franken

   Oct 24, 2009

   3m
6. 21

   Écoutez-vous? Il est moi, Dieu.

   Chapitre Un: Je suis un homme noir. M. Franken reçoit quelques messages. M. Franken fait un voyage en Angleterre. M. Franken va au magasin d'avantage. M. Franken visite la station de radio. Chapitre Deux: Où sont toutes les femmes noires? Todd conseille Mike. Mike fait un coup de fil à Comcast....

   Oct 8, 2009

   31m
7. 20

   Good Morning and Good Night

   The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part one The First Beatles So Much Talent. . .So Little Time It's A Wonderful Tragedy Recon Tango Charlie Give Context A Chance To Hell With Hemingway Loose Marbles (a documentary) What Is It You Do Again? Molly Ringwald Cornflakes The Shelter (a story) The Rue de la…

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   Sep 29, 2009

   30m
8. 19

   Civilianophobia

   Life In The Afterlife American Individual The Importance of Being Inconvenient Hate On The Windshield Hate On The Stand Lady Chatterly's E-Mail No SROs For RSOs! To Catch a Molestingbird Wasn't That Funny? Afterlife In The Life

   Sep 27, 2009

   28m
9. 18

   Never Give Up the Surrender

   The Great Indoors (a medley) Sounds of Sounds 1 Just Following Orders (a tale) Sounds of Sounds 2 Postmodern Hyperbole Jazzistine Rise and Shinerael Area 48 Aye, We Need Ye Now. . . The Great Indoors (slight return)

   Sep 26, 2009

   27m
10. 17

    Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Blowjob Around Here?

    The Sad Jar The Sadder Jar Jar-Gon The Ironic Power Of -10 Giving Back To The Community Calendar Open Language Barriers Keeping Up Appearances Two "Braves" And A Slave Muhammed Scorsese's Latest Our Lunch Specials Lesbian Biscuit Interlude Our Dessert Specials Muhammad Scorsese 2 (Infidellas...

    Sep 25, 2009

    34m
11. 16

    Pastorale

    What Goes Up. . . Postmodern Briar Patch Knee-Jerk Bridge-Building Salt Of The News Casper The Friendly Club Kid A Mother Of Big Fucking Deals Brarbrara The Eleventh Hour Looking For Mr. Rainbow Good Intentions Gone Bad (Briar Patch II) . . .Must Come Down Happy Thanksgiving (Emancipatory Anthem)

    Sep 24, 2009

    30m
12. 15

    Texas Chainsaw Yuletide

    Texas Chainsaw Yuletide Nyena Hyack & Mr. Hong One Of Two Ways The Brutality Nation A Very Stupid Car Life Changing Manifolds Cheap Air-Fare A Very Special City The NIG-Word Back The Way We Came (a medley in ree-verse) It's Only Christmas (But I Like It)

    Sep 23, 2009

    34m
13. 14

    Odometer Fraud

    Vicks Cough Turkey (OF 1) Gnowy The Gnowing Knome 2+2=1984 SUSAN: Then And Now CHILDREN: Yes Or No? "It Followed Us Here. . ." The Ball Of Mistrust (OF 2a) Does My Sacrifice Turn You On? Kitty-Cats And Dingoes (OF 2b) Slippery When Liberated What Windows Lead To The Cute, The Bad & The Ugly A…

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    Sep 22, 2009

    35m
14. 13

    My Personal Space

    Your Call Gillette: The Best A Man Can Get? Ready For My Close-Up Biology In Heaven The Little Girl In My Brain TJ'sM&GG-NOA&CTM Sticks and Stones and Hurtful Words Personal Space (Main Title Theme) Welcome To Jail. . . Is It Ever Too Late To Be Early? More To Michael Moore Than Meets The Mouth...

    Sep 22, 2009

    32m
15. 12

    The Big Black Stone Thing

    Live From Burning Man 2007! Demographic Gender Shifts In Marketing In Search Of The Perfect Take This Envelope Was Made For Pushing Lord, Hear Our Prayer. . . Friday Is Unacceptable Ejaculating Into The Swan Our Feature Presentation The Submarine Of The Subconscious: All Aboard! "Soy Of The…

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    Sep 20, 2009

    29m
16. 11

    Michael Krenford Is Not Alone

    My Lord! Children Were the Future Do You Know the Basics? What They're Thinking. . . Back From Break Back From "Back From Break" Michael Krenford Is Alone Good Country Dancers The 4th Part of My Trilogy Rachel's Story Michael Krenford Is NOT Alone

    Sep 19, 2009

    29m
17. 10

    BANG!

    Special "Making Of" Featurette Chief Woo-Um of the Suburbs The Meddling Mother of Modern Times A Magic Bed 3:17 a.m., Hell's Kitchen 25th Year Anniversary Special Edition New York's Nicest Special Police Department Version "I'm A Fraud, Kid." Little-Man and Davis Password! The Year Has Now Turned

    Sep 18, 2009

    33m
18. 9

    Side Two of Abbey Road

    Her Majesty Here Comes the Sun Because You Never Give Me Your Money Sun King Mean Mr. Mustard Polythene Pam She Came in Through the Bathroom Window Golden Slumbers Carry That Weight The End

    Sep 18, 2009

    1h 03m
19. 8

    STROLLERS (Volume 1)

    The Chinese Olympics (runtime 9:06) (note: first volume of new series of shorter-length podcast episodes collectively called Strollers. Please don't forget to donate if you enjoy! Thanks! Have fun!)

    Sep 17, 2009

    10m
20. 7

    STROLLERS (Volume 2)

    To Answer That Question (runtime 6:31) (note: please don't forget to donate! Thanks! Have fun!)

    Sep 15, 2009

    6m
21. 6

    STROLLERS (Volume 3)

    Response to "God Bless America" (runtime 4:13) (note: please don't forget to donate! Thanks! And God Bless America!)

    Sep 14, 2009

    4m
22. 5

    STROLLERS (Volume 4)

    The Financial Crisis, Part One (runtime 9:00) (please donate if you enjoy. . .art is a beautiful thing. . .)

    Sep 13, 2009

    9m
23. 4

    STROLLERS (Volume 5)

    The Luis Jimenez Show (runtime 15:07) (note: Please don't forget to donate! Thanks and enjoy!)

    Sep 11, 2009

    15m
24. 3

    Take It To The Limit. . .

    (or, "The Financial Crisis, Part Two") Track Listings: 1. Wall Street Today 2. A Freudian Interlude 3. Wall Street Tomorrow (Note: My first full-length episode since Side Two of Abbey Road. Runtime is 31:16. Remember, donations are not only appreciated, but I also like them! Thank you for donating!)

    Sep 10, 2009

    32m
25. 2

    When the Evening Stars Sing Together

    (note: Please don't forget to donate! Thanks, and enjoy!) Track Listings: 1. Welcome to Star Cinema 2. Coming Attractions 3. Our Feature Presentation: Ave Maria 4. Job 38:7 (runtime 17:20)

    Sep 10, 2009

    18m
26. 1

    Shaniki-Wa

    (note: Please don't forget to donate! Thanks, and enjoy!) Track Listing: 1. Jack Trenford: CIA 2. Venting about Theresa 3. Shaniki-Wa (runtime 6:52)

    May 6, 2009

    6m