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Things Wot Not 2 Watch #twn2w
by Jareth & Sam
We watch bad movies. Then we talk about them.Join Jareth and Sam on a journey through some of the worst movies ever made.Season One is complete! Season Two coming soon.
Episodes
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Episode 10 S2: North
In episode 10 of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 2(!), Jareth & Sam fell asleep and when they woke up, they realised it was all a dream! Because that's what happens in this star-studded calamity, North from 1994. A spoilt kid decides to get new parents and goes on…
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Episode 9 S2: Highlander 2
In the ninth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam became immortal while enduring the mess and chaos that is Highlander 2 from 1991. Well, it felt like we became immortal, because this dragged on for so long that time itself stood still. Highlander (One) is a classic movie...
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Episode 8 S2: One Missed Call
In the eighth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam didn't listen to the voicemail from themselves in the future. If they had, they'd be dead. That's the plot for this stinker, One Missed Call from 2008. It's an unnecessary remake that left us confused and yearning to watch...
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Episode 7 S2: Gold Diggers
In the seventh episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam went mining through the depths of Gold Diggers from 2003. When a couple of dumb swindlers meet another pair of dumb swindlers, you'd expect it to be comedy gold. WRONG. This movie has about as much humour in it as the…
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Episode 6 S2: Reefer Madness
In the sixth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam got pretty glonky watching Reefer Madness from 1936. This bizarre and deluded church sponsored anti-marijuana movie is perhaps the worst anti-drug propaganda information ever published, leaving us wondering if someone at the...
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Episode 5 S2: Troll 2
In the fifth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam make fun of Troll 2 from 1990. When a hapless family decide to spend some time in the country, they inadvertently fall into a trap set by goblins in order to eat them by turning them into plants. The movie's only redeeming...
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Episode 4 S2: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
In the fourth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam took the search for bad movies interplanetry and survived the Martian quest to kidnap Santa from 1964. Originally intended as a TV only movie, this cringefest has aged extremely badly, with a shockingly poor storyline,...
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Episode 3 S2: House Of The Dead
In the third episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about House Of The Dead from 2003 without somehow losing the will to live. Uwe Boll directed this pile of dross believing it would make him successful. It did not, and he's never been able to shake off the reputation he...
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Episode 2 S2: Glitter
In the second episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam explain how Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’ from 2001 should be renamed ‘Shitter’. From foster homes to superstardom with the help of a ‘hip, streetwise disc jockey’, Shitter was so bad that it’s lack of success was blamed on…
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Episode 1 S2: He's All That
In the first episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam managed to not die of boredom during Netflix's "He's All That" from 2021. Flippin' the script on some good old fashioned 90's mostly sexist teen romcom, this 'Frog to Prince Charming' story is shown through the lens of a...
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Episode 10: Simon Sez
In episode 10 of Things Wot not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON ONE(!), Jareth & Sam managed to live through Simon Sez from 1999 starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. Whoever thought Rodman would make a convincing spy needs their head checked, because there is no way on god's green earth…
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Episode 9: Run For Your Wife
In episode 9 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam get all 'cor blimey guvnor' as they try to explain what happens in Run For Your Wife starring Danny Dyer from 2012. Written, produced and directed by Ray Cooney, this is the silver screen adaptation of his long running play of the same name. It...
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Episode 8: Swept Away
In episode 8 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the 2002 failure Swept Away featuring Madonna, directed by her then husband Guy Ritchie. We don’t know what surprised us more, the fact that this piece of crap was directed by Ritchie or that he ever took punt on his wife being the...
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Episode 7: Birdemic
In episode seven of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth &Sam delve into the truly shocking and terrible Birdemic: Shock and Terror from 2010. Very loosely based on Hitchcock's 1963 classic 'Birds', Birdemic is the brainchild of James Nguyen, a former software salesman, which is ironic because the CGI…
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Episode 6: Deathstalker III
In episode six of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the third installment of the thrilling and poetic Deathstalker saga from the 1980s. They called him the poor man’s Conan the Barbarian but he’s anything but…in fact he very much resembles an accountant for Slough based paper…
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Episode 5: The Room
In episode five of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam enter The Room from 2003. It's official. We have found the holy grail of bad movies. Some might say the original bad movie. A movie so bad it had another movie made about how bad it is! The Room is a baffling, bewildering yet utterly...
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Episode 4: Pledge This
In episode four of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam review the awful 2006 movie Pledge This featuring Paris Hilton. Some would say she starred in it, but that would imply some kind of talent. This semi-naked minefield of a movie serves up grossly over dramatic scenes showcasing the 'American...
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Episode 3: Fall Girls
In episode three of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the disastrous Netflix produced movie Fall Girls from 2019. When The Hangover meets Weekend at Bernies, one can only assume a hit. But Fall Girls falls spectacularly short of anything that could even be considered in remotest…
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Episode 2: Sex Lives of the Potato Men
In the second episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the critically unacclaimed nonsense that is Sex Lives of the Potato Men. A 2004 highly explicit British comedy that serves up a disgusting schmorgasbord of pointless scenes, where jam and fish paste take centre stage.…
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Episode 1: Freddy Got Fingered
In the first episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam tear apart Tom Green's 2001 comedy Freddy Got Fingered! It's the story of an aspiring cartoonist who can't quite get his dreams off the ground...with a series of inexplicable and extraordinary events that could only come from the mind…
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We watch bad movies. Then we talk about them.Join Jareth and Sam on a journey through some of the worst movies ever made.Season One is complete! Season Two coming soon.
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