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Think About Eurovision

by Think About Eurovision

Think About Eurovision is a podcast spanning the Atlantic ocean, where 2 Brits and 1 Canadian will discuss our favourite pan-European (and Australian) competition of popular song!

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Episodes

  1. The One Where A Canadian Explains A Canadian Explains Eurovision To A European

    In this episode, Kris chats with Matti to talk about his smash hit Fringe show, A Canadian Explains Eurovision to Americans/Canadians, which sold out some of its shows and led to him receiving fan art! We discuss the trials and tribulations of Fringe life, including temperamental clickers, adding...

  2. We'll be back...

    Yes, hello, yes! Think About Eurovision is coming back! And we'd like to know your thoughts on the 2025 contest! Let us know what you think about *that* televote, the production of the show, and where the UK is going wrong and what can be done better! Email us at [email protected] or...

  3. The One With The Russian Grandmas (TAE REDO : 2012)

    In this episode, Matti and Chrissy discuss the values of Jedward, the reign of Queen Loreen, and the questionable choice of Russia to send a cohort of grandmothers to the contest.

  4. The One With The Canadian... TAE REDO (1988)

    In This Episode: Matti and Chrissy realize that the reason this episode took so long to come out was because life is chaos. But once realized, they got together to discuss 2 Canadian national treasures who competed, beautiful Spanish people and a whole host of rambling foolishness.

  5. The One With The Children Gifting Superpowers

    "I believe that children are the future" sang Whitney Houston, who famously played The Fairy Godmother in the 1997 TV Movie, Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella. Anyway, with that said, it's time for the Think About Eurovision JESC podcast, where Kris pops by to talk about the contest with…

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  6. Kris on Falklands Radio talking JESC 2023

    Hello from the land of the Penguins!! I'm popping onto the feed to share my chat with Liz about Junior Eurovision on Falklands Radio. I should also be back sometime late on Sunday to discuss the contest and the winner alongside Chrissy and Matti, and then I'll be leaving them to keep going…

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  7. The One With The NEVERENDING SNOG (1957)

    In This Episode: Matti and Chrissy revisit the earliest Eurovision they can and review the importance of tiny horses, the longest song ever and the disappointing debut of the UK as they follow in the footsteps of Kris and Kim.

  8. The One With The Hamster Wheel (TAE: ReDo 2014)

    IN THIS EPISODE: Matti and Chrissy Highjack the podcast to share their perspectives on a very popular Eurovision year and discuss dream men, Russian twins and a whole lot of other cheese (cake).

  9. The One Where Someone Is Manoeuvring My Boat (1983)

    In this episode we speak German, English and French (also Canadian and Raccoon), admire some floristry and we float the simply ludicrous notion that juries don’t have the musical knowledge to appreciate music outside of their own specialist interest. I know, who’da thunk it? - Please accept our...

  10. The DNQ Files - Episode 51 - ЦеШо – Hate - Ukraine 2019

    n this week’s DNQ Files Kris treats a post-Covid Chrissy to an easy going song, perfect for somebody currently convalescing… sorry, I mean he goes out of his way to traumatise her! Following Matti finding himself merely whelmed, we look at something that is definitely not going to have that…

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  11. The DNQ Files - Episode 50 - Maruv - Siren Song - Ukraine 2019

    In this week’s DNQ Files we look at a song that both qualified for Eurovision, and didn’t go to Eurovision at all, as we are dashed upon the rocks, listening to Maruv’s Siren Song for Ukraine in 2019 WELLBOY - Nozzy Bossy Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine Go_A - Solovey Go_A - Shum Freedom Jazz -...

  12. The DNQ Files - Episode 49, with Special Guest, Hannah Maxwell - Juliette Moraine - Pour’vu Qu’on M’aime - France 2021

    In this weeks DNQ Files, Kris is joined by Hannah Maxwell, a storyteller who blends theatre, performance art, stand-up, spoken words and musicals into brilliant shows, and shares a French treat with her (and it’s not a croissant, email your complaints to the usual address!) We talk about her solo...

  13. The DNQ Files - Episode 48 - The Fruit Eating Bears - Door In My Face and Brown Sugar - Oh No, Look What You've Done - UK 1978

    Firstly, I’d like to apologise for the shocking audio quality from my end - for some reason our online recording software decided to switch my default microphone to the inline one on my headphones. Now that’s out of the way, in this week’s DNQ files, we take a look at two songs that could have...

  14. The DNQ Files - Episode 47 - Cyndi - I'll Leave My Heart and Big Brovas - Big Bro Thang - UK 2007

    In this week’s episode, Kris flubs his introduction, Matti has a religious revelation and we indulge in a light spot of schadenfreude, as we take a look at two songs that failed to qualify for the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest... could the UK have done better in 2007? Ooh, it's such a mystery.......

  15. The One With A Daft Man Being A Silly Sausage (1962)

    In this episode the trio *finally* bring you the episode we’ve been looking forward to for the past couple of months, and absolutely haven’t stalled on recording, 1962. We discuss how much we can remember 16 songs (spoiler, not much), Kris provides health and safety advice for around the home and...

  16. The DNQ Files - Episode 46 - Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos - Länge Leve Livet - Sweden 2023

    Kris and Chrissy are back from a short post-Eurovision break, and straight into looking at some songs that failed to qualify, and today we're heading over to Sweden for Melodifestivalen 2023, and the icons, the moment, the legends, Eva and Ewa! We discuss conspiracy theories, Swedish language and...

  17. The One With The Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha! (2023)

    In this episode we discuss the 2023 Eurovision Grand Final, Kris is delighted to *actually enjoy* the Flag Parade, Chrissy threatens to cause herself an allergic reaction in protest and Matti speaks some French Voyager - Dreamer If you can, go see Voyager on tour Lord of the Lost on tour with…

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  18. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 45 - Second Semi Final 2023

    In this week’s episode Kris discusses his youthful good looks, Matti tells us about his dad’s way of “texting” and Chrissy cat does a great big smelly poo. Matti’s Prediction Troye Sivan - Youth ⁠Matti’s Body Painting Show, Bodies, at Orlando Fringe Festival Lesley Roy - Maps AleXa - Wonderland...

  19. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 44 - First Semi Final 2023

    In this episode of the DNQ Files, we take a look at the songs that failed to qualify from the first semi final of the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest. Matti has been drinking gas station champagne and calling from a balcony in Canada, Kris is drinking Baileys, Chrissy is on the tea and keeping the...

  20. Kris' Big Stupid Really Hard To Google The Answers (but honestly if you do, props to ya!) Eurovision Quiz!

    It's Eurovision Month!! Wooh! And to celebrate this, Kris has put together a delightfully devilishly difficult, practically impossible to Google, Eurovision quiz! Simply click here to take part!

  21. The DNQ Files - Episode 43 - The 2023 National Selection Bonanza Results Show!

    In the riveting final to the DNQ Files 2023 National Final Bonanza, Matti invites The Most Canadian Guy Ever to read out the Canadian points, we give the former languages teacher an on the spot French oral exam and THERE IS MATHS. HARD. FREAKING. MATHS. For a breakdown with the full points…

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  22. The DNQ Files - Episode 42 - The 2023 National Selection Bonanza Pt. 4

    Yes, we’re a bit early with this one, but time is of the essence!! In this episode of the DNQ Files, we explore our last 4 songs in our National Final Bonanza, we chill out, we rock out & we get overly excited for a key change. Please vote for your favourite songs here - Included in this link is…

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  23. The DNQ Files - Episode 41 - The 2023 National Selection Bonanza Pt. 3

    In the third instalment of our 2023 National Finals Bonanza, Kris is so taken by a song he completely forgets how to pronounce the word “immediately”, Chrissy is trying not to think about feet again, and Matti is a glutton for punishment! 🇨🇿 Pam Rabbit - Ghosting 🇳🇴 Jone - Ekko inni meg 🇮🇸...

  24. The DNQ Files - Episode 40 - The 2023 National Selection Bonanza Pt. 2

    In this second episode of our DNQ 2023 NF Bonanza, Chrissy makes references that are lost on her two co-hosts, Kris continues to hate on Ikke Huftgold and we all get confused with Sanremo, San Marino and Comic Sans. 🇱🇹 Ruta Mur - So Low 🇩🇪 Patty Gurdy - Melodies of Hope 🇮🇹 Sethu - Cause…

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  25. The DNQ Files - Episode 39 - The 2023 National Selection Bonanza Pt. 1

    In this week’s episode we present the first of this year’s 2023 NF Bonanza DNQ Files. there’s a Three Eyed Spider, Bob Fosse Chairography, Plenty Of Doots and Microphone Bukkake, plus some bonus phone call content. Featuring the first of 4 songs that failed to qualify: 🇧🇪 Cherine - Ca M’ennuie...

  26. The One With The Stage Invader (2018

    In this week’s episode we head over to Portugal for the 2018 contest, where Matti suggests a new drag name, Kris doesn't shy away from his feelings about one of his least favourite songs and Chrissy denies any unfounded rumours that she is a foot fetishist! Raccaccoonie Elena Tsagrinou - El…

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  27. The DNQ Files - Episode 38 - Maria Celin - Freya - Norway 2023

    In this week’s DNQ Files, our very own Raccacoonie is underneath Kris’ chef’s hat and controlling the show. goes big on Norse Mythology, and tries to start beef with the lovely folk at Aussievision Maria Celin - Freya Matti’s Desert Island Discoteque The World Tree Freya - Norse Goddess Oda...

  28. The DNQ Files - Episode 37 - Bedwetters - Monsters - Estonia 2023

    In this week’s DNQ, we take a look at Estonia’s pop punk answer to Lordi, Bedwetters, with their Eesti Laul entry, Monsters. We talk about plastic punks, monster prosthetics and an apple cat who plays heavy metal drums. Public Image Limited - Hawaii Horrible Histories - Luddites! (Gorgeous...

  29. The One That Happened (1978)

    In this episode Matti embraces his fursona, Chrissy’s Greek Duolingo lessons really begin to pay off, and your hosts really do experience 1978, and there’s not much more we can say than that. This Eurovision could have been an email. The Ikea Monkey is doing well 10 years later Eurovision at...

  30. The DNQ Files - Episode 36 - Kreisiraadio - Leto Svet - Estonia 2008

    In this week’s DNQ Files, Matti is shook to the core with TWO songs which make him completely disassociate. Firstly, we take in Estonia’s 2008 entry, Leto Svet by Kreisiraadio, and just to make Matti suffer more, Kris plays him a potential winner of Unser Lied Fur Liverpool, the German National...

  31. The One With The Baby Voiced Roomba (JESC 2022)

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this episode the gang wish for the return of Eurocat, really try their hardest to be nice about children and Matti makes a plea to Barbara Pravi. Authority Zero - Rattlin’ Bog Eubank…

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  32. The One With The Self Portrait Of A Haunted Birthday Clown (1975)

    In this episode we fly back to Sweden for a night of light entertainment with music for a year that has become one of Matti’s favourites, we discuss terrible paintings and Kris offends Chrissy’s 70’s fashion. Taskmaster UK Jaja Ding Dong UK Hun? Les Humphries Singers - Sing Sang Song (1976) Rock...

  33. The DNQ Files - Episode 35 - With Special Guests, Novympia - Meisterjaan - Parmupillihullus - Estonia 2016

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this episode of The DNQ Files, Kris welcomes the fantastic drag queen duo, Novympia to the murky depths of *interesting* song choices made at national finals with Meisterjaan -...

  34. The One With The Mascot (1990)

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this weekend two Brits and a dumpster raccoon from Toronto visit a country that no longer exists, as they enjoy a distinct lack of children, are forced to tolerate Eurocat, Kris tries…

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  35. The DNQ Files - Episode 34 - Nil Point UK - The Porno Song - United Kingdom 2022

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this week’s episode of The DNQ Files, we’re taking a highbrow turn, and absolutely not scraping the bottom of the barrel, with Nil Point UK’s 2022’s The Porno Song. Kris takes the...

  36. The DNQ Files - Episode 33 - Loreen - Statements - Sweden 2017

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this week’s DNQ Files, Kris shares a returning winner’s attempt to represent their country a second time with Loreen’s performance art tinged song, Statements. Chrissy admits she…

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  37. The One With The Call Of The Reindeer Herder (1960)

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this weeks episode, The King Of Ranking fails to rank the songs (until he does), Chrissy enjoys a vase and Kris gets festive, and we “enjoy” the first ever Flag Ceremony, as we go to…

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  38. The DNQ Files - Episode 32 - Lolita Zero - Not Your Mother - Lithuania 2022

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! In this extra, bonus, bonus episode of The DNQ Files we have a returning artist, but something is different, because this time, Matti is at the helm of the Good Ship DNQ. Matti goes full media student and teaches Kris why alien movies were popular, and why zombie movies are…

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  39. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 31 - Emmi - Witch Woods - Norway 2021

    https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In this week’s DNQ Files, Kris invites the fabulous Ariadne from Ariadne Reviews and the Keep Dancing Podcast to open up the DNQ Files, and we visit Norway for Emmi and Witch Woods, where...

  40. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 30 - DJ BoBo - Vampires Are Alive - Switzerland 2007

    Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/ThinkAboutEuro - Enter promo code ThinkAboutEuro for 83% off and 3 extra months FREE! In another spooky edition of the DNQ Files Kris introduces Matti to the campest Europop song about vampires since… well, probably the only one but that doesn’t…

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  41. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 29 - GIUDI - Jezinsky - Czech Republic 2022

    In this week’s DNQ Files, Chrissy is ready to be scared by some of the deepest, darkest horrors that The Eurovision Song Contest keeps in it’s crypts, but the good news is, Jemini’s Cry Baby was an automatic qualifier, so doesn’t meet the criteria for The DNQ Files! We discuss the ooky and…

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  42. The One With The Lingering Shot Of Some Branches (1985)

    In this week’s episode the gang jet off to Gothenburg, Sweden, for the 1985 contest, Kris and Matti find themselves having to protect Chrissy’s innocence early doors, become hyper focused on the most dreary postcards in Eurovision history and once again, the your hosts find themselves annoyed at...

  43. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 28 - LaBrassBanda - Nackert - Germany 2013

    In this week’s extra special bonus episode Kris invites a guest onto the podcast, due to being an absolute numpty when it comes to scheduling recordings, but it’s one of his best, and oldest friends, Asher Baker, frontman of Askari who teaches Kris about the 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers…

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  44. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 27 - Suntribe - Let's Get Loud (Estonia 2005)

    In this week’s DNQ Files, Kris and Matti discuss veggies and pussy, Kris helps you tick off “references ska music” on your Think About Eurovision bingo card, and Matti disassociates due to the quality of today’s presentation. Suntribe - Let's Get Loud Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad Jennifer Lopez -...

  45. The One With The Sound Of Drums (2005)

    It’s a new Eurovision Year, and your favourite British/Canadian Eurovision Podcast is back!! Matti stans Norway, Chrissy likes the lovely lads from Latvia, and Kris gets upset at the reappearance of Bucks Fizz Bellend Kayfabe Eurovision 2023 will be in the UK Ruslana - Wild Dances Red Hot Chilli...

  46. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 26 - American Song Contest Edition

    In this bonus-bonus DNQ Files, we become a Dolly Parton Stan and Birdsong ASMR Podcast, Chrissy has an overwhelming desire to chuck a pair of boots (new, obviously) at the radio, and Matti and Kris turn a 20 minute episode into an hour long episode! Dolly Parton’s Crime Thriller Shit Sandwiches...

  47. The One With The Secret Behind Meghan Markle’s Healthy Hair (2022)

    In this week your hungover and exhausted hosts are feeling a little delicate recording on the Sunday after Eurovision. Kris’ hangover prevents him to remember a basic job title, Chrissy wants to give Nadir a kick up the arse and Matti has many false starts. Madonna’s Eurovision Interval Act...

  48. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 25 - Second Semi Final 2022

    In the second of our DNQ Files this week we take a look at the songs that failed to qualify from Semi Final 2 of Eurovision 2022. Matti has been drinking Sadbois, Kris wants Michael Ben David to respect people’s personal space and Chrissy continues to make this an educational podcast with...

  49. The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 24 - First Semi Final 2022

    In this episode Kris forgets the format of the show, Chrissy gets serenaded to about the joys of veggies and…. *ahem*, and Matti puts on his director hat when discussing the Austrian act. As a bonus game, see if you can hear when Kris is drinking his whiskey on ice close to the microphone Enisa -...

  50. The One With The Team On The BBC

    It finally happened, your gang ended up on the radio to talk about Eurovision! Yes, last night (at the time of writing) we were invited to be guests on the Colin Murray Show on BBC Radio 5 Live, to discuss Eurovision with former winner, Niamh Kavanagh, host of 1982, Jan Leeming and member of...

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Think About Eurovision is a podcast spanning the Atlantic ocean, where 2 Brits and 1 Canadian will discuss our favourite pan-European (and Australian) competition of popular song!

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