Episodes
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Season 2, Episode 26 - Atop a Pile of Cinder
Let's call it the season finale of Thinkery, because Paul's got stuff to do and if we call it the season finale we can cover any gaps in production as being a break between seasons. It's so brilliant, and none of you will ever figure it ou -- wait. Crap. Anyway, THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT STUFF. STUFF...
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Season 2, Episode 25 - How Do I Reach These Kids?
On this episode of Thinkery, Paul and Brian talk about stuff. BUT WHAT STUFF? I just don't know, because having a house full of people with the flu means there's no time for show notes. But if I were to hazard a guess, I'd say we talked a bunch about politics. PROBABLY. Plus! THRILL to the very...
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Season 2, Episode 24 - Paul Horner, Dickbag
Hey, it's Episode 24, perhaps! You should download and listen and tell everyone you know to subscribe to the show, because reasons. So what did this pair of passably handsome pseudo-intellectuals talk about this time? Well, Paul Horner, as the title implies. He's a dickbag, for reasons you'll…
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Season 2, Episode 23? - Sex-Joke Twinsies
It's quite possibly episode 23 of Thinkery, the podcast that's cost you nothing and is worth every penny! What did Paul and Brian talk about in this possibly 23rd episode of the second season of the show? WHO KNOWS! I do. I DO: Computers, amiright? We're just two old people talking about…
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Season 2, Episode 21: Heterogeneous Blob of Asshole
It's a special lost episode of Thinkery! WE DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. But here it is. It was recorded during the election, so it feels like it's a million years old.
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Season 2, Episode 22 - We All Didn't Not Cry
f you're paying attention to the numbering of the episodes, you'll notice that we've skipped one, and should be at episode 21. Surprise! We got one behind and Paul decided to edit this episode first because it's so awesome, and then NEXT WEEK we'll release #21. Why is this week so awesome, do you...
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Season 2, Episode 20 - Lifehacks for Assholes
When the episode is this late, who has time for show notes? NOT WE! But seriously, we probably talked about politics, and computers, maybe? Transformers coming up as a topic is also a pretty strong possibility. Oh! Tim Ferriss. We talked about Tim Ferris and how much of a dickbag he is. Whee!...
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Season 2, Episode 19 - Your Beautiful Nazi Wife
TOPICS: How does talking work? Brian eats food while Paul was away, doing stuff for money! Gary Johnson: still lame, after all these years Will the commentary of The Transformers Animated Movie ever happen? Do Historical Truths matter? Do political ads work? Obligatory Clinton/Trump debate...
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Season 2, Episode 18 - A Circle Jerk Involving Flags
After several weeks of unplanned absence, we're back! And while you might think that being rested and relaxed -- which we're not! -- would mean that we'd have proper show notes, you'd be wrong! Same old Thinkery, same old old half-assed show notes. Brian and Paul are all over the goddamn place!...
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Season 2, Episode 17 - Come At Me, Ghost
New Episode! With content, depending on your definition! And here it is! Paul's being all phone-obsessive again! Rogers was trying to screw over Brian again! Who's got more pointless obsessions? Paul's adorable son Toby makes a guest appearance! He's an idiot, but Trump's doublespeak is genuinely...
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Season 2, Episode 16 - See Spot Solve for X
A new week means a new Thinkery. More or less. So what's in this week's episode? Stuff! Stuff! So much stuff that we'll pretend Brian couldn't fit it all into the show notes, as a transparent cover for the fact that he didn't feel like writing them out this time. Man, so much stuff. We're on...
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Season 2, Episode 15 - Sex License
Tawdry? Tawdry! This episode may have sex in the title, but probably it's not much more exciting than a regular episode of the show. But we talk about stuff! Like!: Brian's continuing attempts to get his toddler to go to damn sleep!But is a bit sad when his toddler actually goes to damn sleep!The...
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Season 2, Episode 14 - Dicks on a Rock
It's the fourteenthist episode of the secondest season of Thinkery! And to celebrate, it's slightly more than an hour of not silence! As far as gods go, we're pretty generous, we know. But what do we fair-minded gods talk about this time around? What happens next will stun you! Brian's going…
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More words in your ears, with the appearance of sounds! THINGS FROM THIS EPISODE: Donald Trump's website is a bit of a scam when it comes to recurring donations. But not Hillary Clinton's!A thorough, fully in-depth look at Canadian political fundraising.Trump's Purple Heart thing makes us…
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Season 2, Episode 12 - A Joke About Orphanages
For this very special episode of Thinkery, Brian will take a very slightly less half-assed approach to the show notes! HOW CAN THIS BE, you ask? IT BE, CAN! So what got discussed this week, in this very slightly late episode? LOTS, probably! If everyone else exploded, could Schwarzenegger have…
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Season 2, Episode 11 - A Lesson in Disappointment
This week!: We try not to talk about politics this time, but who knows if we succeed? I mean, I do, but you don't! Yet! Do Soundwave's cassettes have consciousness when they're stuck in his chest? Are they prisoners? Is Buzzsaw a lunatic Decepticon? Paul has no idea what ReBoot is! WTF! Remember...
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Season 2, Episode 10 - Kick Death in the Nuts
It's an all political episode of Thinkery! So, you know. You've been warned. We talk a lot about Clinton, Trump, Bernie or Bust. And here are a couple links related to what we were yammering on about: https://medium.com/@BernieSanders/forever-forward-ee015b23547a#.53ldltyin...
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Season 2, Episode 9 - I'm Going to Live to 40
It's a very funny episode of Thinkery,! HOW is it funny, you may ask? We are happy to tell you! AND WE WILL TELL YOU NOW! Brian describes his job prospects! We talk about Bernie. Again, we know, but he's a funny little guy! Clinton's changing her mind about so many things is a good thing! Math --...
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Season 2, Episode 8 - The Five Percent Threshold
Holy cow, it's two episodes in one week! Are we doing it because we love you, or because we missed publishing our episode last week and we didn't want to fall behind? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. Thrill to chattery like: Brian eats a popsicle as Paul reflects on swelling up like a fleshy, jowelly ballon!...
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Season 2, Episode 7 - Sex Bank
This week's episode is called Sex Bank: what more do you need?
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Season 2, Episode 6 - Good Luck Living, Idiot
Who has time to write out show notes? Not this guy. It was a good conversation about things, so listen to it. Right now! Probably we talked about Donald Trump, and some other things that seemed incredibly important at the time.
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Season 2, Episode 5 - Cancer Gun
Everything is making Paul angry today! So we talk about it, because THAT'S WHAT WE DO! Keith Peterson was looking for a 1-bedroom apartment somewhere, and Paul does not approve. If 9 in 10 Native Americans aren't offended by the Redskins name, does that make it not offensive? We spend a…
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Season 2, Episode 4 - Another Square on the Quilt
This week, Paul and Brian talk a bunch about the US election cycle, because of course we do, because it's a big damn horror show that will never, ever end. But listen to find out how much Canada cares about the election, how much they know about the American system, and how much Americans know...
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Season 2, Episode 3 - Exciting Boehner's Caucus
More Thinkery means more words turned into sounds that get shoved in your ears! You're welcome! This week Paul and Brian talk about a bunch of stuff, like: Boehner thinks Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh!Cruz thinks Carly Fiorina is a god choice for VP!Carly Fiorina thinks the wind is talking to...
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Season 2, Episode 2 - Touch If You Will Paul's Stomach
On this episode, Paul's daughter needs a *lot* of attention, Prince just died, Paul won't accept Brian's logic that music lyrics are largely irrelevant, and also the Food Babe gets briefly name-checked because she sucks. Probably other things happened: I just don't know. We're on the Twitters!...
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Season 2, Episode 1 - Damn You, Waterbears
We’re back, and we’re covering up for our gap in putting out episodes by saying we’re onto season 2! What do we talk about in the very first episode of the very second season? There’s a lot of political talk, but also we talk about Brian’s efforts with Gastrobug, and Brian makes increasing…
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Episode 34 - Racist Potential
It's another episode of the show! It's late! Words are said and opinions are made! AND EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME AGAIN
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Episode 33 - Hillary's the Cat That Fell Down
It's a new episode! And we talk about lots of things in it, like Canada, America, and Medicine Hat! And there are some geeky comments in here. Probably!
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Episode 32 - Can the Party Quit You?
What do we talk about this time? Security, I think. And politics, probably! AND GOOGLE DOCS, which has voice dictation now. Lookit: Gotta hit the button 8 X it actually typed on A or goddess that's really this is b******* this is b******* talking about for North me I am typing on my end in your...
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Episode 31 - Shakespeare Copied Disney
It's another episode of Thinkery, obviously! So get ready for the show that'll only be popular after both Paul and Brian are dead. It's a good time! What do the future coffin-fillers talk about this episode? Having to sleep sucks! So does having to eat! Useful genetic engineering! Who's the…
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Episode 30 - My Fists are Your Eternal Reward
First is the political talk and the concern for Paul and his family freezing to death, then talk about podcast networking events/conferences, and THEN we go all rapid-fire on a bunch of topics, such as: Is Jesus a Rape Baby? Is a cancer cure being suppressed? Should people live in geographically...
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Episode 29 - Very Popular in Prison
In this heretical episode of Thinkery, we talk about: Those kooky little nuts in Oregon, with their delusions about not being criminals! Paul hired a Feng Shui expert, for some reason! (Possibly he's got too much money) And we spend a bunch of time talking about autism. Should it be cured? Should...
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Episode 28 - You Are the Abyss
This week's episode is out late because Paul burned his hand while editing*, then Brian burned his his hand out of solidarity. We are Spartacus! What is this tardy episode about? Well, in a flagrant breach of the format of these incredibly well researched show notes, I'll lay it out in a…
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Episode 27 - Shut Up, Rene Ritchie
In this very special episode of Thinkery, Brian’s audio sounds like crap, and Paul’s internet is flaky! WE’RE PROFESSIONALS! This time we talk about things like: Stephen King, who maybe doesn’t suck? Brian was having some problems his Apple TV, but he’s feeling much better now! How to be a...
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Episode 26 - Multiculturalism is a Sweaty Orgy
It's another episode of Thinkery, and while right now it's the newest it won't always be, so listen now while it's still relevant! Paul and Brian talk about stuff this week! It's a running gag on the show. But WHAT, excactly, do they talk about? Stuff! Stuff like: Brian's book Trumped Up is done...
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Episode 25 - Je Suis Alderaan
In this existing episode of Thinkery, Paul and Brian return in a new year. And we talk. Because change is good! What do we talk about, puny mortals? We do a bit about it being the new year. Paul takes his kids to the movies! We do a post-mortem of our Leo interview! But mostly we talk about the...
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Episode 24 - The FDR of the Internet (Guest-Starring Leo Laporte!)
In this very special episode of Thinkery, Paul and Brian were joined by the one-and-only Leo Laporte, and we had an incredibly wonderful conversation. It was just so great! We talked about more things than I could properly summarize in show-notes, but here are some highlights: Parenting! Living...
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Episode 23 - The Flood of Regrets
Episode 23! Episode 23! We talk about stuff, such as … Transformers The Animated Movie could have been far more violent than it was, which is CRAZY Paul’s working on his “Show Star Wars to his kids” plan Is John Williams properly rated, or over-rated? Politics, BECAUSE OF COURSE! The the internet...
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Episode 22 - Preserving the Buffer
In a very special episode of Thinkery, a very sick and dead-frog-sounding Paul turns the microphone onto Brian, and talks about his obsession with fitness. What happens next may surprise you!
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Episode 21 - A Giant Chicken with Teeth (Guest-Starring Dr. Kiki!)
I hope you're buckled up, because it's Thinkery episode 21, which means a joke about being twenty-one years old! Imagine the best joke about turning twenty-one that you can, and now imagine us making that joke RIGHT NOW, and then laugh, because we totally did make that joke! It was pretty good,...