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Third World Ballers
by joshua sanchez
A podcast brought to you by 3 young ballers living in a first world society. Here to guide you through the culture on a week to week basis.
Episodes
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Episode 84 Sicc Ass Prez
Well, folks, it's happened. Everybody's favorite president got the Rona. But don't worry he's doing just fine, some are saying better than anybody has been in their entire life. This week we talk the debates, Trump getting down with the sickness, JoJo Siwa, a young 23 king, and much more. Hell...
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Episode 83 Hell Tour 2020
TWB continues their tour of hell this week with a special guest from the Devil himself! This week we enter into the first layer of hell and go over the endless fight against Cuties, the passing of RBG, Donald Trump's love for his big strong boy, and our good friend Hard Rock Nick pays us a visit...
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Episode 82 Hell World 2020
TWB is back from the bowels of the hell world that is California at the moment. The world the country has seemingly been crumbling deeper and deeper into the first layer of the hellscape and we're here this week to show you how and why. From fires, genocides, the NFL, and debating on the merits…
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Episode 81 Cinema Boys
As well all know times are weird as hell and we've been forced to stay within the confines of our home. And while we know that may make a lot of people go crazy TWB is here to help give you something to ease the insanity. Join us this week as Erik, Cesar and Josh talk about their quarantine watch...
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Episode 80 Repulsa's National Convention
AAAHHHH, TWB is finally free! We back in full swing this week after a grueling heatwave. We're not out of the woods yet with the heat so please excuse the slight AC sounds in the background In this episode, we go over the strange RNC, the slow and invenitbale integration of QAnon into everyday...
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Episode 78 The Yungatita with Valentina Zapata
This week we are joined by killer multi-media artist and long time friend Valentina Zapata. Val is a guest we've been wanting to have on for a long time now. She currently plays in two bands, Yungatita and Katzù Oso, is continuously creating art, runs a studio in the heart of Mariachi Plaza and…
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Episode 77 8 9/11
Do you know how to count? If you don't this week we have a few tunes to help you learn. As it's been the entire 2020 we have yet another week of weirdness in store for you. This week we're talking Epstein related assassination attempts, Cesar's new found love for Hamilton, we look at American...
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Episode 76 Welcome Home
TWB continues on! This week we take a look at the Wayfair child storage conspiracy, our very own Jowal gets his big break on Twitter and is possibly a Qguy, we discuss the scary reopening of Disney World, the new Afghanistan budget, and round things off reminiscing on our glory days. We also have...
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Episode 75 They love To Get Naughty
TWB is back this week with an extra creepy and weird one for you folks. This week we talk all things creepers in the world including Ghislaine Maxwell's recent arrest, strange houses in Milwaukee, even weirder social rituals in St Louis, the tragedy behind Vanessa Guillen, the Seth Rich murder…
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Episode 74 I Want Spider-Man to Come Here
The world is still a cruel and horrific place, but we're here to guide you through the darkness. This week we keep things funny and light with a tribute to George F-Floyd by France and America too actually, favorite DJ David Guetta. It's still ACAB and power to the people! But we could all use a...
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FTP Forever
Let’s get one thing straight before we introduce today’s episode, Fuck The Police. There, now that we’ve got that out of the way, welcome back! It’s another episode of Third World Ballers! As you might’ve guessed we’re going to take this time to dive into the protests, the unlawful murders of...
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Episode 72 Normal is an Illusion
TWB continues on in the age of the Rona. This week we're joined by a number of mask hating Karens as we check in to see how the country is handling the slight ease in restrictions. These people are fighting for your rights America so listen up! Also included in this weeks episode are a number of...
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Episode 71 Hide Your Fetish
TWB continues on this week rona and quarantined free. This week we check back in with our SilverCorp bro's, reluctantly discuss more corona madness, Josh introduces the boys to New Jack, and lastly we discuss Cesar's fetish of being beaten along many other fetishes including those of the cream...
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Episode 70 Sicko Mode
TWB is finally back after a 3 month hiatus and boy do we have lots to talk about. As expected we're giving our quarantine season catch up. We dive into the recent rallies in Los Angeles where Jowal gives us his first hand account of the madness. We also discuss the potential for a revolution in…
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Episode 69 Sons of Mothers
We’re back and we’re fucking triggered! What’s triggering us you might ask? Well, take a quick look around the country and you’ll find a couple of things. For instance, Housing 4 Moms in Oakland standing up to the paramilitary and vulture realtors, Donald Trump Junior trying...to do something…
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Episode 68 He/Him's Are Back in Town
Live! From TWB studios! It’s Third World Ballers! We’re returning to our original form and welcoming back former cohost, and new booty, Jowal Baller Quitl. The legend has returned and today we’re running through the steady stream of characters that have made up this podcast. From Lex Steele, to...
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Episode 67 Exploding Into 2020
The boy is back in town and your Third World Ballers are exploding into 2020. A decade has ended, and what a mightily stupid decade it was, but now we’re standing on the precipice again staring into the maw that is the 2020 elections, World War III, police brutality, and Kevin Chomo Spacey’s...
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Episode 65 Christians In Action
Your favorite warriors of God are back in the fucking mix. Today we’re taking a look at our behemoth of a creation in the realm of dad critic, one who hates petulant children like Greta, then we move on to another dad, Biden, who’s sundowning performance has delivered to us comedy gold. Afterward...
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Episode 64 A Couple of Bad Dudes
Today, Third World Ballers are running with a couple of bad dudes, who know a couple of bad boys. We’re back from holidays and eating the bird, ready to get real freaky naughty with it. In this episode we’re talking Cesar’s trip to Barcelona, and his fateful encounters with a couple of bad dudes,...
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Episode 63 Cyber Bullies
Welcome, warriors of God, to another TWB episode! If you’ve made it this far then surely God has a plan. We’re back in the mire today, first checking in with our life coach and cyberbully aficionado, Javelin Melody, then we turn our attention to the LA Times celebrity endorsements of prominent...
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Episode 62 Maga Kids Unite
I’m a MAGA kid, I’m a MAGA kid, and I’m here to tell you that abortion is a sin! Hello listeners, TWB is back for another week of laughs. What you just read in the first sentence is our attempt at participating in the MAGA Rap Challenge, a battle of the ages! But in this ep we’re also discussing...
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Episode 61 Bright Boys Return
Grab your bags and say goodbye to daddy, we're taking off to the lighthouse in today’s episode of Third World Ballers. We review the naughty boy film The Lighthouse, talk further consolidation of entertainment in the hands of the few, listen to Trump's roaring speech of how he took down the clown...
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Episode 60 Cheek Ale
We’re back! Episode 60 is off to a raucous start as we talk about possibly one of the horniest videos online, the Ass Beer. Afterwards we talk Joker, David Lynch, Robert Forster, and much more! Is the Ass Beer the real reason why terrorists hate the US? Find out, only on Third World Ballers!.
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Episode 59 Sh! It's Spooky Season
‘Once it gets dark a spooky film will start’, at least that’s the Third World Ballers doctrine, and we’re here to deliver. Starting the month of October right includes watching a vast amount of horror films, and your faithful hosts are going to lead you through the graveyard and into the inner...
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Episode 58 Get Bucked
Welcome to another Third World Baller extravaganza! In today’s episode, we’re rehashing a multitude of news stories like Ed Buck’s arrest, Biden’s continuous melting brain, Warren’s surge to the number one position, the potentiality for an impeachment inquiry, the lackluster pageantry of the...
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Episode 57 La Batalla De Chile
Santiago, Chile, September 11, 1973, the presidency of the democratically elected Salvador Allende comes to a screeching halt. For the next 17 years the campesinos and pueblos and workers alike, all sympathizers of their fallen hero and the ideology he stood for, will undergo the long Chilean...
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Episode 56 We Are All Clowns Now
Welcome back to another crrrrrrazy episode! Today we’re talking clowns for the most part. If you live in LA, or have ever thought about who lives there, get ready for some real buffoons. Over the weekend your faithful co hosts participated in a battle of wits and ideologies, so we’re breaking…
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Episode 55 Don't Let It Burn
Back with another episode and this time we’re on fire! No, seriously, the Amazon is on fire. We’re taking a big portion of our time to discuss the events happening in the Amazon, and Brazil respectively. To understand one you need the other. We give our analysis on what deforestation will wring...
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Episode 54 Sad But True
Welcome to another week of chaos and extravaganza with your Third World Ballers. Today we’re getting nutty with it while discussing the current events regarding Epstein’s so called ‘death’, the two recent horrific shootings, and the bungled mess that is the Democratic contenders for pres. Fear…
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Episode 53 Old Ass Villains
Today, on another episode of TWB, we’re getting loose and slutty with it as we catch up with the current events. We’re taking in the miasma of the Democratic Debates and dissecting our favorite parts while dumping the others. Afterwards we discuss the latest film twitter outrage regarding…
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Episode 52 Midsommar Breakdown
Are you chained to your grief? Maybe trapped in a prison of your own negativity? Well this week TWB has your remedy. Today we’re talking Ari Aster’s new folk horror film, Midsommar. It's a soft palette film about the horrors of codependency, unspoken trauma, and the path towards healing. We’re...
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Episode 51 BallerGate (Conspiracy Theories)
We're back this week fellow Earthlings! Today we’re diving into the deep end of conspiratorial lore with our tinfoil hats strapped to our heads. You know the theories, you’ve heard them before, but what gives them credence and everlasting provocation? Is our government actively trying to sabotage...
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Episode 50 TWB Interviews TWB
We’re 50, folks! Right on time to usher the king of kings, our big sloppy boy, into the 2020 presidential fold. In this episode we’re focusing on a more personal lens as we expound upon our pasts and dive into the memory well of what shaped us. Our friendship, our history, our parents, all come…
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Mind Poison
This week TWB keeps it loose and open while we poison the mind of fellow Cardinal Watch alum Michael Guerra. We poison the well of his mind by exploring the darknesses of JoJo Siwa, The Ace Family, Bass enthusiast Mike Huckabee and much more. Don't fear though we clean ourselves up by touching…
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Argento vs. Guadagnino (Suspiria Review)
Hello listeners, in this week's episode were taking you back to 5th grade level English composition of comparing and contrasting. We’re talking the original and remake of Suspiria, an iridescent fantastic voyage into a coven of witches that has imprinted the cult film memory. What did we like…
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Climaxing (Climax Film Breakdown)
To call Gaspar Noe a provocateur or voyuer is a truism. He swims through the depths of the unconscious and exhumes a film experience that is unlike any other active auteur. It’s CLIMAX, baby! The baller boys are voguing and death dropping their way through the film, picking apart it’s horrific...
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The Battle for Youtube
Folks, we have officially entered the Desert Storm era of Youtube and Podcasting. Faze vs Tfue, James Charles vs Tati, and now us TWB vs Jowal. Things couldn't be more trying, but luckily we're here to help remedy and ease the conflicts around us. This week we're breaking down the beefs, the mess...
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Sisters Get Crazy
TWB are back and we're getting crazy! This week we break down yet another GOT episode with a slightly different tone than our Long Night episode. We're getting into the highs and lows of season 8 and examining the our journey through the sage that is Game of Thrones. We're also diving into the...
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The Battle for Winterfell's Endgame
TWB are back this week and we're breaking down The Battle of Winterfell, discussing the culmination that has lead to Avengers Endgame (Spoiler free), give praise to Jon Singleton, Josh previews some new music plus much much more. If you haven't seen the Battle of Winterfell yet get your life...
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Walt Disney Was Racist
Welcome back listeners! This week Jowal and Josh guide you through the mess once again. We're getting into this weekends UFC, Boxing, the dawn of nudity in gaming, the Coachella shift, Walt Disney's love for the Nazi's and much more.
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Vacs For Vets
Welcome to another installment of the wonderful TWB. No, we’re not ‘The Wet Boys’, just a couple of dry dudes hanging out and discussing the foibles of the day. Third World Ballers are here and we’re talking AB 392, or the California Act to Save Lives, and we’re mentioning ACA 6, or the...
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Us Or Them
We are us and us is we. It's US! Tether yourself to your headset and get down with the Baller Boys as we discuss Jordan Peele's new film US and the similarities to Get Out. Filled with symbolism but lack of nuance, we break down our criticisms of the film and the cultural phenomenon it will no...
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Xanarchy in the U.S. of A
Welcome to the inxanity, the xanarchy, the xandemonium. This week we're covering the aesthetic of soundcloud rappers and how their style and videography infects not just the realm of music. We then turn to the vile massacre that took place in Christchurch, NZ, offering our hot takes on the issue...
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Solidarity (Full Episode on Soundcloud)
To catch this weeks full episode jump on over to our Soundcloud at soundcloud.com/thirdworldballers Josh did take some time to briefly address the terrible incident in New Zealand and show TWB's solidarity with the Muslim community around the World. Support goes out to all the victims and…
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Smooth Criminals
“You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal.” Hello and welcome to another edition of TWB where we scour the internet for smooth criminals. Today we’re discussing pedophilia and everything that comes along with it; the power, the sadism, the manipulation, and the conspiratorial.
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An Oscar Is Born
We're back at it again this week and per usual we're keeping you up to date with the #free69 movement. We get into our favorite music from 2018 and of course give you your weekly does of Bradley and Gaga along with a full recap of the most lackluster Oscar's to date! We pose the question, are…
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The Nature of True Detective
"I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal." These are the words spoken by Rust Cohle, in ep. 1 of True Detective's first season. The boys gather...
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The College Dropout and the Influence That is Kanye
In honor of the 15th anniversary, this week we discuss Kanye West's debut album The College Dropout and his ever lasting influence in Hip Hop. We share our thoughts on current state of Hip Hop, the Grammys, and give you an update on our boi 69. Also huge shoutout to our new sponsor Romantic…
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Super Bowl 53 Savage
TWB is back for another installment. This week we talk about the lamest Super Bowl and the forbidden love between a Tom Brady and Robert Kraft. We also dive into 21 Savage and cancel culture, give you an update on our dear friend 69 plus much more.
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A podcast brought to you by 3 young ballers living in a first world society. Here to guide you through the culture on a week to week basis.
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joshua sanchez
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