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This F***ing Guy!
by Ren Martinez and Ginger Golub
A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the weird and ridiculous things that compose the terrible elevator music of our lives.This podcast is for the purpose of commentary, critique, parody, reviews, and satire. See more at thisfnguypod.com.We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Crooked Media or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates.
Episodes
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Who Reaps the Reaper? | Mitch McConnell
On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Mitch McConnell, the Grim Reaper of Democracy who is just MOSTLY dead. Featuring more reasons not to be a lawyer, which war criminal was a better president, and the real podcast title: We Bitches Talk Too Much (tm). Also, a much needed podcast update!...
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A Consistent Bottom | Lindsay Graham
On this episode, Ren raises a glass to recently deceased Lindsay Graham, mostly to celebrate the end of a notorious flip-flopping war hawk Trump toady whose spine consisted of rice pudding. Featuring pissy power bottoms, asking for the piercing parlor's manager, and watching someone being...
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Proud to Be A [Redacted] | The Caucasity Quote Game
On this episode, Ren and Ginger finally reunite to listen to quotes about patriotism, fascism, and every dictator's idol, Abraham Lincoln. Featuring lots of butts, meanmugging toddlers, and the age old question: Would you still love me (sexually) if I was a worm? Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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To Have, to Hold, to Dutch Oven | Relationship Advice
We are almost back in business, folks! In the meantime, here is a fun little sidebar with Ren and her husband, Reek, discussing the wild sh*t kids say, farting hygiene, the ethics of boy trips, and virginal births. Featuring Ren hitting the microphone multiple times and Reek's former line cook...
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TFNG Rewind | A Trunk Full of Foreskins | Intactivists
On this episode, Ginger is gonna make this so weird! We're talking intactivists, a very niche corner of the internet, which is claims "No Foreskin, No Peace." Unfortunately, this group also overlaps with men's rights activists, incels, and the other cool internet kids, all with a healthy dose...
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TFNG Rewind | Extremely Horny and Incredibly Weird About It | Anthony Comstock
On this episode, Ginger and Ren discuss Anthony Comstock, a horny prude and cop for God that made it everyone's problem, even for us today. Featuring America First data mining, making microphones illegal for men, and two different musical references. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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The Kids Are Not Alright | Clavicular & The Evolution of the Incel
On this episode, Ren describes how the incel subculture has evolved into viral Gen Z slang, culminating in the rise of Clavicular, a looksmaxxing influencer who smashes his jaw with a hammer and parties with all the worst people. Featuring a truly nightmare blunt rotation, Ginger waxing about the...
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Speaking of Crimes | Pam Bondi | Part 2
On this Not-Actually-The-Jeffrey-Epstein-Episode episode, Ren discusses how the Epstein files came to be, how Pam promised to release them, and how easily Pam's promises are broken. Featuring the return of Beans, the spaghetti wall, and Momo demanding, "Release the files!" Citations at...
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Illegally Blonde | Pam Bondi | Part 1
On this episode, Ren delves into the life of Pamela Jo Bondi, the 87th US attorney general and woman who makes waiters cry at your local Chilis. Featuring sleep regression blues, 24 six-year-olds, and Ren's desperate attempt the reclaim the joy of childhood. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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Bitch & Brunch | Chaos Incarnate
Good morning, besties! We are still cooking up our next TFNG, so we figured we'd invite you out for brunch. This time, we're chatting about the Shamwow guy, oyster heists, and the poorly optimized vagina. Cheers! Theme: Cocktail by Balynt & AXM
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TFNG Rewind | A Political Cuck | JD Vance
On this episode, Ginger discusses current vice president, then vice presidential nominee, JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been. To...
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A Good Old-Fashioned Idiot | Jesse Watters
On this episode, Ginger tells us about Jesse Watters, desperately unfunny Fox News host and his mother's darling dumbass boy. Featuring Fled Cruz, milkshake discourse, and Ghost Adventures featuring the Founding Fathers. If you can, please visit https://www.standwithminnesota.com/ to provide much...
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Ignore the Evidence of Your Eyes and Ears | Kristi Noem
On this episode, Ren talks about Kristi Noem, former Congresswoman and current head of Homeland Security who is spearheading state violence all while wearing a coat made of puppies. Featuring duck calls as ringtones, free school lunches for guns, and tales of cousin Squirrel. CW: Mentions of…
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TFNG Rewind | Christmas Carnage | Good King Wenceslas & Les Bal des Ardents
Happy holidays! On this festive episode, Ginger takes us all the way back to medieval times, where folks celebrated their winter celebrations with turkey legs and torturing peasants on spiked wheels. First, we talk Good King Wenceslas, the dude behind the beloved Christmas carol, its surprisingly...
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What He Does in the Shadows | Dick Cheney | Part 2
On this episode, Ren finishes up her deep dive into Darth Dick Cheney, Shadow President. Featuring half naked husband, Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, and an episode title derived from a pun Ren made to herself during editing which would have been wasted otherwise. Citations at thisfnguypod.com...
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Oh So This Is His F***ing Fault | Dick Cheney | Part 1
On this episode, Ren dives into the legacy of Dick Cheney, former vice president, architect of the War on Terror, and guy who gets horny for war. It's the wettest it's gonna get, folks. Featuring presidential blowies, the fairy f***ing book, and why you shouldn't play Cards Against Humanity with...
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Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss | Nancy Mace
On this episode, Ginger describes Nancy Mace, the Regina George of Congress and Ren's Wario. Featuring office gossip, the Most Popular Girls in School, and a concert from the Kraken. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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Revenge of the Nerd | Kash Patel
On this episode, Ren delves into Male Podcaster turned FBI Director, Kash Patel. Otherwise known as K$H. Featuring the Virginia gubernatorial race, Deep State Amazon delivery drivers, and Ren's plea to stop writing on bullets. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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A Turning Point for the USA | Charlie Kirk & The Aftermath
On this episode, Ginger and Ren decide to tagteam the topic that's going to get them cancelled. We tackle questions like: Who was Charlie Kirk? What lead up to the September 10th shooting? What the hell is a Groyper, why are they transmaxxing, and where did the furries come from? We answer all…
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TFNG Rewind | A Lot of Hate in General | Nick Fuentes
Hello, my dear croissants! We don't usually post a TFNG from a recently released episode, but consider this a refresher for what's to come... Three guess who it'll be about! On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about Nick Fuentes, racist AI chatbot, the internet's most irritating incel, and the...
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Rest in Piss | James Dobson
On this episode, Ren discusses the legacy of James Dobson, Christian media mogul and conservative political activist whose personal quest to ruin the lives of everyone he hated has finally ended. Featuring porn county fairs, finding 10 of the most phallic cucumbers, and how Jigsaw is forcing…
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America's Heimrich Himmler | Steven Miller | Part 3
On this most depressing episode, Ginger details the various atrocities Steven Miller has committed the first eight months of this Trump administration and a grim foretelling of what's to come. Featuring the Backstreet Boys, the subtlety of teen dystopian fiction, and how any asshole can make a...
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TFNG Rewind | Allegedly | Alan Dershowitz
In honor of the fact that we are sick and everyone is talking about the Epstein files again, let's bring on this timely rewind! On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Alan Dershowitz, a fancy lawyer man known for defending the rich and famous and the devil's own personal advocate. Allegedly....
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A Hate Boner | Stephen Miller | Part 2
On this episode, Ginger continues our three-part journey into Stephen Miller, focusing on his ghoulish contributions to the 2016 Trump Administration. Featuring car karaoke, roasting Ren's dad, and the infamous lost episode. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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Terrible News, I'm Racist! | Stephen Miller | Part 1
On part one of this three-part series (get excited!), Ginger tells the coming-of-age tale of Stephen Miller, the horrible little gargoyle haunting the manga section at your local bookstore who also hates immigrants. Featuring multiple jumpscares, an uncanny resemblance to Ginger's husband, and a...
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Big, Beautiful, & Full of Sh*t | The One Big Beautiful Bill
On this episode, Ren explains the inner workings of Trump's "big" and "beautiful" bill and why no one should be down with OBB. Featuring Tucker Carlson doing a journalism, the dating sim Date Everything, and milking minotaurs. In honor of Ren's niece, Josie, consider making a donation to help…
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This Is Why Your Dad Didn't Love You | Andrew Tate | Part 2
On this episode, Ginger wraps up the Andrew Tate story by explaining all the different countries with arrest warrants out against him after the man was completely owned by a teenager on Twitter. Featuring a breakdown on f***ability, the Romanian housing market, and what Patreon tier would include...
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TFNG Rewind | Wine Moms But Angry | Black Rifle Coffee Company
In honor of seeing Black Rifle coffee being sold at the local grocery store! On this rewind episode, Ren and Ginger wonder aloud if the best part of waking up is fascism in your cup. Featuring Matt Gaetz federal sex trafficking takes, whether doing cocaine is too gay, and yet another term Ginger...
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TFNG Rewind | Buck Versus The Balls on This Guy | Buck v. Bell
On this TFNG Rewind, Ginger tells a tale of a sh*tty law and a sh*ttier court case that would eventually become inspiration for the Nazis. Featuring New Year's Eve parties, a McElroy reference, and much, much screaming. CW: sexual assault, ableism, forced sterilization. Citations at...
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Andrew Tate's a Loser | Andrew Tate
On this episode, Ginger tells the first half of Andrew Tate's saga, or why letting a boy with daddy issues watch the Matrix is bad idea. Featuring multiple renditions of "Cat's in the Cradle," upsetting boomers with our vulgarity, and TFNG's new cryptocurrency, Void Coin. Citations at...
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TFNG Rewind | QAnon Barbie | Marjorie Taylor Green
This TFNG rewind features someone who is definitely in need of an update episode. Somehow-still-a-Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green does it all: racist Facebook memes, harassing school shooting survivors, and egging on an insurrection. Who knew that calling for the death of your coworkers would...
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No Matter How Dumb It Is | CPAC 2025
On this episode, Ren explores the life and times of the Conservative Political Action Conference, where Republicans have been saying incredibly stupid things for decades. Featuring toddler bedtime routines, that terrible beard all conservative men have now, and Ren's mom reading Lois & Clark...
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The Bar is in Hell | Pete Hegseth Continued
CW: sexual assault On this episode, Ginger finishes up our discussion on Pete Hagsbreath, an block of wet cheese looking to Make America Lethal Again and whose own mom hates him. Featuring the Axe to Old Spice pipeline, pornos about getting stuck in dryers, and staging an intervention via…
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Failing Up | Pete Hegseth
On the first of this two-parter, Ginger explores the life and times of Pete Hegseth, America's newest Secretary of Defense whose making his drinking problem everybody's problem. Featuring fascist tattoos, how more moms and lesbians would improve the military, and the age old question: would Ren's...
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Bad Guys Inc | UnitedHealthcare
On this episode, Ren takes on private healthcare octopus, UnitedHealth Group, and its various and sundry tentacles to explain how maybe--just maybe--a for-profit healthcare system is Not Good™. Featuring Dancing With The Stars: White House Edition, Ren calling out Ginger for doodling, and the...
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TFNG Rewind | Vampires are Gay as Sh*t | Anita Bryant
A surprise Rewind episode due to a surprise death! On this episode, Ginger takes us on the wildest f***ing ride down to the sunny shores of Florida, where a now-dead Anita Bryant first started her anti-gay crusade. If you haven't heard of Anita Bryant, that's fine, just know that she's into God,...
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TFNG Rewind | The Dolores Umbridge of American Politics | Phyllis Schlafly
On this TFNG Rewind, Ginger takes us back into the Dead Asshole Archives to talk about NOT another U.S. president! Instead, we will be talking about Phyllis Schlafly, a woman who did her damnedest to screw over other women. Fierce opponent of the Equal Rights Amendment and lover of ugly doilies,...
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TFNG Rewind | The Cooch | Ken Cuccinelli
One of our first TFNG bangers! On this episode, Ren takes on Ginger's unknowing and yet well-deserved arch nemesis, Ken Cuccinelli. We're going to talk about his terrible choices as a Virginia state legislator, his terrible choices as Virginia's attorney general, and about how terrible he is in...
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A Lot of Hate in General | Nick Fuentes
On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about Nick Fuentes, racist AI chatbot and the internet's most irritating incel. The living personification of an ascot but if the ascot hated women. Featuring bad in-laws, Hot Frosty, and Ren & Ginger selling out. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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The Literal Elephant in the Room | Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Campaign
On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign, his platform, and his promises to prevent World War 3 and defeat the enemies from within. Featuring Ren's mom being a real one, Thanksgiving dictator jokes, and Ginger discovering Mad Max's Thunderdome. Citations…
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Just Turn Up the AC | Donald Trump & Climate Change
On this episode, Ren takes it on faith that climate change exists while Ginger describes Donald Trump's attempts to be a Captain Planet villain. Featuring the state of Gen Z political discourse, cloning extinct animals only to eat them, and Bigfoot erotica protagonist, Forrest McManagement....
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Love My Cybertruck! | The Tesla Cybertruck
On this episode, Ren is joined by Ginger, her podcast husband, and Reek, her real life husband, as she explains how anything can offroad once. The Tesla Cybertruck, brain baby of one Elon Musk, proves that an obsession with the letter X and stupid amounts of money results in 7000 pounds of ugly...
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True Crime Bro | Matt Gaetz
On this episode, we revisit the recent happenings with friend of the pod and your high school bully, Matt Gaetz. He's a policy maker who does not believe in making policy but apparently does believe that you can be sexy at *any* age. Featuring the Chase bank glitch, the famous leftist…
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A Political Cuck | JD Vance
On this episode, Ginger discusses Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been. For the forseeable...
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Scooby Doo Villains | Project 2025
On this episode, Ren talks about the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank who once called Richard Nixon a liberal commie, and their newest evil plan, Project 2025. Featuring Ben Shapiro's lip filler, an Only Fans cat lady in booty shorts, and another term for Ginger to explain to her…
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A Greek Tragedy Except Hilarious | Tucker Carlson
On this episode, we conclude our two-part saga of Tucker Carlson, former Fox News host, lover of the Green M&M, and man whose legacy proves that satire truly is dead. Featuring furry hacktivists, word salads, and which candy is the most f***able. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be...
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The Pupation of Tucker Carlson | Tucker Carlson
On this episode, Ginger starts us on a two-part quest to discover the origins of one Tucker Carlson, wearer of bowties and man who lied his way into TV journalism by way of OJ Simpson. Featuring a cat named Bong Water, Dancing With the Stars, and a fond farewell to the 1055 people Ginger had to…
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TFNG Rewind | We're Not Gonna Take It! | The Stonewall Riots
In honor of Pride Month, we've decided to do a Rewind! On this episode, Ginger recounts the trans women who started a revolution and reminds up why cops shouldn't be allowed at Pride. Featuring pizzazz, bad New York accents, and how Tom Hanks got cancelled. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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You've Been Juiced! | OJ Simpson
On this episode, Ginger turns TFNG into a true crime podcast to discuss Orenthal James Simpson, a man whose comedic timing was very bad. Featuring Ginger maintaining relevancy, Ren's professional stabbing tips, and Slenderman reading The Secret. Content warning: descriptions of violence.…
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From the Archives: Drama Queen with a Hatchet | Carry A. Nation
Taking a break this week to bring back one of our favorites! On this episode, Ginger tells Ren a tale as old as time: about a 6-foot-tall religious lady in the early 1900s taking a hatchet to your local pub. Featuring Goosy Joss, braising politicians, and faking your own death to escape social...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the weird and ridiculous things that compose the terrible elevator music of our lives.This podcast is for the purpose of commentary, critique, parody, reviews, and satire. See more at thisfnguypod.com.We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Crooked Media or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates.
HOSTED BY
Ren Martinez and Ginger Golub
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