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This is Not a Cry for Help

by Emily Mildenhall

Just a stream of consciousness from a leftist college student in a conservative town in which I discuss my current issues with dead air.

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Episodes

  1. Season 2 Finale: I’m Done With This Shit

    Reading back, it’s kind of an aggressive title... Nevertheless, I’m going on hiatus indefinitely because life is about to be busy with my final semester of school. Maybe I’ll come back later, but if not, thanks for listening.

  2. Alive For Spite

    I got some cool stuff for Xmas. Guess I gotta stay alive so I can show off my new HOLOGRAPHIC BOOTS AND FANNY PACK ✨

  3. Your Suicidal Cohost

    Forgive the edgy title, but shit’s been hard for everyone these days. Happy holidays, y’all. See you next year ✌🏼

  4. Whoops, I Overshared (Again)

    Things are about to get dangerously revealing. No, I don’t mean getting naked.

  5. A Very Special Hallowelection Episode

    Shit sandwich that we’re used to or poison? Either way, the alcohol in Las Vegas makes me understand why people become alcoholics.

  6. This Is Not a Cry For Help Sounds an Awful Lot Like a Cry For Help

    I am running out of things to say. Cyberbully me at [email protected] and give me more topics!

  7. Vagina Bread

    Who knew amoxicillin could cause yeast infections?

  8. 2:30 More Like Tooth Hurty

    I gotta get another root canal. Rest in power, RBG. “Nailed It” is borderline sadistic.

  9. I Should Be Asleep

    Thank you guys so much for listening to me like the silent, faceless support system that you are. I promise I’ll give you some better content soon.

  10. Season 2 of Mild Suffering!

    School has started but my anxiety is suspiciously absent. Could this be maturity? Or are my meds just working?

  11. Moving On Up

    I’ll be moving back into my dorm in a few days, but today, I’m going to be vaguely rambling about my problems yet again. Extra points for anyone who correctly guesses what stimulant I’m on during this episode.

  12. Basic Bitch Boring Baby

    Probably the worst and most boring episode yet, but I gotta make my self-imposed twice weekly quota for episodes, so here you go. I’ll talk about psychedelics next time.

  13. White Guilt Incarnate

    I have so much work to do. We all do. It would be easier if entry level jobs weren’t paid slave wages, though.

  14. 420/PCP Experiences

    Mary Jane, K-holing, DXM, it’s all good. But for the love of God, PLEASE don’t tell my parents I’ve done drugs...

  15. Death Grips Made Me Cry

    PMS and internal spite are my main motivators. The next episode will cover my experiences with weed and PCP so be ready for that.

  16. Downer Ending

    I can’t sleep.

  17. Burp or Vomit? You Decide

    Manic descriptions of lunch prep and jello hobbies between sparkling water-induced burps.

  18. POV You’re My Therapist and My Friends are Fighting

    Communication is difficult. So are relationships. Grab some popcorn and listen to me talk about my woes about both.

  19. Fat Girls, Makeup, and Pedophiles

    It’s not as interesting as it sounds.

  20. Introductory Rambling

    A bit about myself while remaining anonymous and also struggling with this new audio medium.

  21. This is Not a Cry for Help (Trailer)

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Just a stream of consciousness from a leftist college student in a conservative town in which I discuss my current issues with dead air.

HOSTED BY

Emily Mildenhall

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Just a stream of consciousness from a leftist college student in a conservative town in which I discuss my current issues with dead air.

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