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This Is Not A Microphone

by Andrea Maddalozzo

I, hairstylist Andrea Maddalozzo, interview my clients while they are processing or while I'm cutting their hair. This is the result. I use a root smudge brush as a microphone for their comfort and to look profesh. Hence the name

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 04 Patrick Yambao

    A quick chat with my brother from another mother, Patrick.. we talk murder, racism, minimum wage jobs and I already forgot what else, in just a few short minutes! Back in the high life again!

  2. Ep. 03 Elaine Corden

    My good friend Elaine came down today, all the way from Dawson City! We did her hair, we talked about magic numbers and douches and that kind of stuff, you know?

  3. Ep. 02 Carolyn Neapole

    Carolyn and I discuss....well.... tube hands, rocking out with dudes in their 70s.... god it's such a blur now. Anyway stay tuned until the end of you can make it 11 minutes because this amazing talent freestyles my new theme song! Yeah!

  4. Ep. 01 Stephanie Allen

    Today I talk to my longtime client Stephanie while her roots are processing. She takes life quite a bit more seriously than I, but not today, not on my podcast, lady! Anyways, I had no idea we were running out of time so it ends abruptly with my strong feelings for Cher. As it should

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

I, hairstylist Andrea Maddalozzo, interview my clients while they are processing or while I'm cutting their hair. This is the result. I use a root smudge brush as a microphone for their comfort and to look profesh. Hence the name

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Andrea Maddalozzo

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I, hairstylist Andrea Maddalozzo, interview my clients while they are processing or while I'm cutting their hair. This is the result. I use a root smudge brush as a microphone for their comfort and to look profesh. Hence the name

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This Is Not A Microphone is created and hosted by Andrea Maddalozzo.
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