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This is Not a Show

by This is Not a Show

A podcast with Comedians Tom Goss and Keith Carey.

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  1. 107. This Is Not Mommunism

    Keith and Tom talk about parenthood, new police weapons, and Nicolas Cage's rectal adventures. BIG NEWS! For the time being, we're pivoting to a Patreon-exclusive model for T.I.N.A.S. New episodes will be available over there every week, so if you haven't already, head on over and continue to...

  2. PATREON UNLOCK: "This Is Not Goss Vs. Minch"

    Hey guys, no new main feed ep this week due to some scheduling stuff, but here's a quick peek behind the paywall. Tom's gonna fist-fight a comedy producer in Fresno, it's gonna rock. Patreon.com/ThisIsNotAShow

  3. 106. This Is Not The Mysterious Dancing Man of Sacramento

    Tom gets crippled, Keith becomes the boogie-man of a budget hotel, and the queen dies. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod...

  4. 105. This Is Not An Acceptable Gay-cation

    Tom and Keith talk about museums, suicide nets, and homosexuality, Vegas Style! MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show...

  5. 104. This Is Not A Dirty Dum-Dum (ft. A.J. Santos)

    A.J. Santos joins Keith and Tom to talk Chinese boy-band injuries, potential orgies, and the butthole-related ways Marines bond. (NOTE: Some mic issues on this one so the sound's a little fucky at the beginning, but it levels out) MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON:...

  6. 103. This Is Not The Boat Store

    Keith gets in a car accident, Tom declares war on England, and more. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter:...

  7. 102. This Is Not Choco-Monkey 4000 (ft. Jordan Williams)

    Jordan Williams (Podvant Garde) is back to talk about mystery glitter, appetizers vs. desserts, and that fuckin' nerd The Lorax. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom…

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  8. 101. This Is Not Pizza! At The Disco

    Tom and Keith talk war, toasters, and the bleakest cinematic universe imaginable. Keith has depression and Tom eats too much pizza so shit kinda falls apart halfway through but it gets better eventually.

  9. 100. This Is Not The Goatse Credit Report (feat. Connor McSpadden)

    Connor McSpadden comes to Long Beach to talk about Havana Syndrome, lost knives, and the ordeal of escorting a stoned Tom through Brooklyn. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Connor Twitter/IG: @connormcspadden Keith Twitter/IG:...

  10. 99. This Is Not Gamma-Herpes

    Keith doesn't trust Russian chess robots. Tom fights a horse. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

  11. 98. This Is Not Pie Pie Birdie

    Keith and Tom attend a baby shower, open a restaurant, and become superheroes. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show...

  12. 97. This Is Not Aristotle Amish

    Technical fuckery in this one so it sounds kinda shitty for the first half, our bad. Worth a listen though, Tom discovers his prostate in this episode. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG:...

  13. PATREON UNLOCK: "Jordan Watches A Star War #4"

    Taking the 4th of July off, but here's an unlocked episode from behind the paywall. Sign up for the Patreon, $5 a month gets you a bonus episode every week! Patreon.com/ThisIsNotAShow

  14. 96. This Is Not White Claw Tom (feat. Andrew Pupa & Jordan Williams)

    Andrew Pupa (Viral Load Podcast) and Jordan Williams (Podvant Garde) get drunk with Keith and Tom. Mostly Tom. He's a lot on this one. ABORTION DONATIONS: Donations4Abortion.com MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG:...

  15. 95. This Is Not Titty University

    Keith and Tom discuss their divisive new merch, their lack of bra-size knowledge, and the science of how to most effectively make a fat guy go real high in the air. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG…

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  16. 94. This Is Not Sad Boy Pork Chops

    Keith and Tom talk sentient artificial intelligence, the telepathic bond between long-time friends, and Tom's future career as a 'roided out anxiety monster. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter:...

  17. 93. This Is Not A Quarter-Pound Dude With Cheese

    Keith and Tom talk about magic rocks, pooping blood, and the maturity of admitting your faults. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

  18. 92. This Is Not Fonzie Bear

    Tom and Keith talk ill-timed commercials, manly suicide attempts, and the impossibly stupid thing Tom knows Ray Liotta from. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod...

  19. 91. This Is Not Jurassic MacArthur Park (RE-UPLOAD)

    Keith and Tom talk hamburglary, roleplaying in bed, and the zombification of Stan Lee. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

  20. 91. This Is Not Jurassic MacArthur Park

    Keith and Tom talk hamburglary, roleplaying in bed, and the zombification of Stan Lee. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

  21. 90. This Is Not Home-School Billy Madison

    Tom and Keith discuss the condiment that inspired Manifest Destiny, Tom's mom heckling him at a comedy show, and the fine line between saints and regular-ass Italians. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom...

  22. 89. This Is Not a Sadko Pop

    Tom and Keith discuss NASA sending nudes to space, surgery to make you tall, and Tom's new line of depressing action figures. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG…

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  23. 88. This Is Not The Step-Mummy (feat. Eliza Skinner)

    Eliza Skinner joins Keith and Tom to talk about the defining traits of vampires, the ethics of cannibalism, and puttin' shirts on birds. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Eliza Twitter: @elizaskinner Eliza IG: @eskinz Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG:...

  24. 87. This Is Not Magnets & Ketamine (ft. Ramsey Badawi)

    Ramsey Badawi joins Keith and Tom to talk about bestiality and experimental psychiatry. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Visit RamseyBadawi.com Follow us on social media. Ramsey Twitter/IG: @ramsbad Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG:...

  25. 86. This Is Not Himalayan Stink (ft. Drew Bock)

    Comedian/jazzman Drew Bock joins Keith and Tom to talk about religious guilt, the power of deviled eggs as a weapon, and jackin' it with the homies. Check out Drew's sick-ass band, Norwegian Legal Team:...

  26. 85. This Is Not The Dulling (Live from Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival ft. Andrew Hilary)

    Our first ever live show, kinda. Keith parties too hard with an Alaskan pop-punk band, Tom sleepwalks in his underwear, and Andrew Hilary fucks his dick up. Tom and Keith discuss the uproar over trans athletes, Keith's shitty apartment, and the best way to make a white trash dinner. PATREON:...

  27. 84. This Is Not The Gwyneth Paltrow Experience

    Tom and Keith discuss the uproar over trans athletes, Keith's shitty apartment, and the best way to make a white trash dinner. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG…

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  28. 83. This Is Not Fashion Antifa

    Jordan joins Keith and Tom to talk about getting malaria from a bathtub, drunk Austin Powers impersonations, and historically bad Oscar fashion. Boy, we wish we'd waited a few hours to record this one. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Jordan IG: @thegooneybird Keith...

  29. 82. This Is Not ObamaJack Horseman

    Keith overdoses on fried cheese, and Tom becomes a super serious interview guy. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

  30. 81. This Is Not Dad Milk (feat. Bryan Vokey)

    Bryan Vokey joins Keith and Tom to talk about communal workplace drugs, the Southern accent giving up its title as the official sound of hate, and sweet lady breast milk. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Bryan IG: @mrbryanvokey Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom...

  31. 80. This Is Not The Pokécaust (feat. Fifi Dosch)

    Fifi Dosch joins Keith and Tom to talk about Superman's unexpected Italian enemy, video games that turn you bisexual, and the acceptability of socks and sandals. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Fifi Twitter/IG: @fifidosch Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG:...

  32. 79. This Is Not Night-Time Karate (feat. Andrea Guzzetta and Jordan Williams)

    Andrea Guzzetta and Jordan Williams from the art history podcast Podvant Garde join Keith and Tom to talk about Keith's new art purchase, Tom getting humped by a camel, and their very accurate/hurtful impressions of each other. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Andrea...

  33. 78. This Is Not The Elephant Line (feat. Nicole Becannon)

    Nicole Becannon stops by to talk to Keith and Tom about anal cleansing, Kanye West's list of enemies, and Tom's journey to becoming a TikTok influencer. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Nicole Twitter/IG: @NicoleBecannon Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom...

  34. 77. This Is Not "Does Tom Know What This Is?"

    Tom and Jordan play Keith's new favorite game, "Does Tom Know What This Is?" PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  35. 76. This Is Not Trailer-Park Loki

    Tom and Keith talk their trip to Vegas, the plots of movies they've never seen, and place bets on things that will happen this year. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG:...

  36. 75. This Is Not Livin' DeVito Loca

    Tom sells pills to cucks. Keith needs a Smithers. The boys are going to Alaska. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  37. 74. This Is Not Caramel Napalm

    Keith and Tom talk about woke M&M's, COVID diarrhea, and vehicular manslaughter. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  38. 73. This Is Not Professor Watermelon

    This week Tom tries on glasses, Keith congratulates Matt Damon, and the guys make plans to celebrate Chinese New Year. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  39. 72. This Is Not Tony Cock's Pro 'Bator

    We're back! This week Keith and Tom talk board game parties, sex toys, and awkward encounters with the neighbors, plus they set out on a big dumb writing challenge. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show...

  40. 71. This Is Not A Magnifying Goss

    Tom and Keith talk home school social hierarchy and breastfeeding your pets on an airplane. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  41. 70. This Is Not The Ball-Do

    Keith buys a revolutionary sex-toy. Jordan's not into it. Tom waxes philosophical about holes. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  42. 69. This Is Not My Chair

    Keith sucks at being fancy. Tom isn't ready to be a Sour Patch Father. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  43. 68. This Is Not Suicidal Lightning McQueen

    Keith and Tom discuss a treehouse used for murder, the last days of cartoon race-cars, and more. Check it out. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  44. 67. This Is Not Awareness Awareness

    Keith almost gets home-invasioned, Tom makes a bold pledge for the month of November, and we shit-talk Shakespeare. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod

  45. 66. This Is Not A Soaring Marlin

    Keith and Tom tell tales from the road about knife-play, Waffle House illnesses, breaches in strip-club etiquette, and more. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG: @gossgoss6 Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod Show IG:...

  46. 65. This Is Not A Crossover/ "The Goods From The Woods: Cream My People"

    It's a crossover spectacular with Rivers Langley of The Goods From The Woods! We sample upsetting energy drinks, talk about southern ghosts, and lose all faith in the US military's superiority over ninjas. Plus, tour date announcement! PHILLY HOUSE SHOW RSVP:...

  47. 64. This Is Not The Chastity Challenge

    Keith snorts weird mystery powder he found in his apartment. Tom considers the world of penis bondage. Jordan might get murdered by a customer at her job. This is a fun episode. We have fun here. PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom...

  48. 63. This Is Not Not The Abortion Corner

    Keith and Tom talk about protests, the best things to eat out of a replica Stanley Cup, and a kid who got stabbed at a haunted house. Plus, big cool announcement about tour dates! PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom Twitter/IG:...

  49. 62. This Is Not the Fart Schematics

    Keith and Jordan experience pineapple-related violence at a music festival. Tom has an awkward encounter with some Brazilians. Come see Keith in Pittsburgh: www.eventbrite.com/e/keith-careyni…ts-170330349661 PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG:...

  50. 61. This Is Not The McAbyss

    Keith and Tom talk Norm Macdonald, abortion clinic protests, and a truly upsetting list of Disney characters with big jugs. Come see Keith in Pittsburgh: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/keith-careynicole-becannonkyle-clark-tickets-170330349661 PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social...

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