Episodes
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DREAMS
One more week left to drive recklessly in school zones.
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AUGUST
I’d rather be a whole bong rip than a drag.
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GYM
Started the day with two shots of tequila and now I’m at the gym. Balance.
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MOON
Embrace The Demons
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SMASH
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot. It's definitely a thing.
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CookOut
You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.
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SUMMER VIBES
Looking for that one weirdo who's willing to hold up my tits this summer. Cause, fuck this heat.
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WE FUCKED
I fold my worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks.
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PEOPLE
It will take you little, to no time to figure out who’s actually worth your time.
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EMBRACE
Everything you’re looking for is looking for you too.
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COCAINE
Cocaine is cheaper than baby formula.
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DOUGH
If I had a penis, I would sling-shot popcorn from my erection to my mouth.
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CHANGE
Mention someone for no reason just to disturb them.
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WORD
I’ll take a funny guy over a pretty boy with slick words any day.
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Idiosyncrasies
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
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CHEATER
Might fuck around and reply “who married you?” when people say their divorce is final.
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LOOK
Don't study me. You won't graduate.
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SHE
If she starts laughing in the middle of an argument, RUN.
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BIRTHDAY BITCH
*Slaps My Own Ass* Anything you want babe
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O’Ava
I measure whiskey by the mouthful.
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WAR
WAR puts LOVE into focus.
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UP’S
I'm terrible at sit ups and push ups But my fuck ups are on point
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FAT TUESDAY
Bed bath and beyond except it’s just a list of all the places I’m gonna let you fuck me this week.
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THOMAS THE TANK
Drinks battery acid, just to feel something.
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SHORT MONTH
Love yourself enough to have the courage to not settle. That’s when the adventure begins.
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Virus
The time is always right to do what is right!
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COMPANY
my favorite winter activity is cuddlefucking
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SOFT
Go easy on yourself - everything is fucked
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UPS and DOWNS
None of this new year, new you bullshit. If you made it through this last year, keep on keeping on. You are doing great!
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AVA 2.0
The space between christmas and new years is known as the taint.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
In the winter, I call my boobs snow globes because they're cold and fun to shake.
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Ho Ho Ho
“With all due respect, is the polite version of ‘listen here you little shit’”
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DELI QUEEN
Turkey is the Bitch Meat
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CRANKY BITCH
Some people just need to be put DOWN!
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MY DRANK
You just never know when it comes to People!
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NOODLE
I see a little silhouette of a man…
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ROLE PLAY
Why pay to go to a haunted house when smoking weed and going to the grocery store is free?
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PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
What’s a charcuterie board?
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NO FUCKS
Haunted House idea: A poorly lit Walmart, littered with people you haven't seen since High School.
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HAND JOBS
Path To Enlightenment @handysfantasies
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FOOTBALL
Slapping Asses and Having Fun!
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