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THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

by Rafael Martinez

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

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Episodes

  1. #108 Only Faith | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Botched executions, AI slop and Christian marriage panic.

  2. #107 RELEASE THE SPREAD SHEETS | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    GOTHAN LAND LORDS, WOKE SACRIFICES, SIDE DICKS AND MORE!

  3. #106 Ban this Podcast | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Jesus, we have to defend Macklemore.

  4. #105 The 9/11 Special | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD

  5. #104 Central Influencer Agency | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    GEN Z RUINED THE DEEP STATE! PEOPLE ARE DANCING FOR GAS! THE EMPIRE CONTINUES TO CRUMBLE!

  6. #103 Lake America | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    #trump #lakeamerica #losangeles #hickhop #comedy

  7. #102 Player to player, Pimp to Pimp | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    LA wants attention. Natalie Harp wants attention. Gen Z is giving out too much attention.

  8. #101 The dream, The Industry and The Legacy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    We are recommitting. We are trying to KIll Tony and we're honest about legacy.

  9. #100 American Endgame | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    An apology, a new sponsor, a tax & a future overlord.

  10. #2 Catghost | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA

    This Thanksgiving, lets remember our loved one's. Not just our human ones, but our pets.

  11. #99 The End Of The Podcast | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Trump is in emails, Hitler is a micro and, AI dating is very weird.

  12. #98 Inshallah | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    A Podcast returns.A Cuomo Eulogy.A Sliwa Pitch.A Mamdani win.A Christian Sharia.

  13. #1 The North Wing | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA

    When Rob moved into an abandoned upstate New York mansion once owned by the wealthy Vanderpoole family, he thought it would be a quiet place to live with his dog.Instead, he found himself at the center of something he still can’t explain.From growling dogs and spooky bats to a chilling…

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  14. #97 Only Convos | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Having the conversation is the new kink.

  15. #96 Time to Lose.| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Team USA is down bad, time for a rebuild.

  16. #95 Trump & Country | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Can Maga call itself a christian movement while their actions project the opposite? Ralph ponders this and ask the most important question, "what is the white man's plight?". Twitter: TWEIDshow Instagram: thiswillendindarkness tiktok: thiswillendindarkness...

  17. #94 The Podcast Is Great Again.

    Trump's in, Ralph has a plan and a job offer.

  18. #93 The Last Election Special.

    On the off chance it's all over, lets talk about America just one more time before world war III.

  19. #92 Side B: Hangovers and Headaches*

    We continue our look back at the first two comedy albums that Ralph ever made. This time it's the 7 year later sophomore effort "Hangovers and Headaches". Ralph talks about the background and goal of this album, if there will be a third & why He is ultimately proud of these albums. Enjoy.

  20. #92 Side A: These are Ralph's songs.

    We go back in time to when Ralph was just a kid trying to find his voice in high school. We revisit his comedy album: These are Ralph's Songs. Ralph gives a brief introduction giving the background of the album and what made him share it today, Be on the look out for side B coming soon for his...

  21. #91 Entry point paradox. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    A temporal paradox is why people hate Megalopolis and Joker 2. The reason they vote certain candidates and why they can't maintain relationship.

  22. ##90 The September Surprise | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    An apology, some analysis & Ralph is still an asshole.

  23. #89 No Country for furries. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Death, furries, and retirement money.

  24. #88 Love in the darkness IV | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Divorces and cringe trad culture. 1971 special report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-JgzQRCFo

  25. #87 DEIlluminati | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

  26. #86 Elon needs a daddy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

  27. #85 The Witchcraft Agenda. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

  28. #84 Free Willies | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

  29. #83 Cut the check. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

  30. #82: MODERN LIFE | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

  31. #81 You got it. (Audio Only) | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

  32. #80 MANSON: The Devils Asset | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts

  33. #79 Life's a beach (In Gilgo). | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

  34. #78 Dreams and Nightmares. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

  35. #77 SCOTUS hates the Kids. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.

  36. #76 The Morons Oceanic | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.

  37. #75 Buy a body. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!

  38. #74: Front row at the end of the world. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.

  39. #73 Hitman Dreams | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.

  40. #72 Division creates Dividends. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.

  41. #71.5 The Problem with the Epstein story is...| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.

  42. #71 The Gospel According to McConaughey | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!

  43. #70 Enter the Robocops. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!

  44. #69 Ralph solves the gun issue. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.

  45. #68 #FREETRUMP | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!

  46. #67 Pandiversary | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    It's been three years...where are we at.

  47. #66 (Half of) Everybody hates Chris. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!

  48. #65 UFO'S, TRAINS AND KABUL TRAFFIC. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode.

  49. #64 Love In The Darkness III | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.

  50. #63: Bet On Yourself. All In. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

    A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

HOSTED BY

Rafael Martinez

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