Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants

Toilets, Trains, and Strawberries..... Everything seems better in Japan

My son's missing shoes, 48 hours for a refill, and the most amazing story about my friend's kidney transplant.  

It's Cold!!!!  AI Freaking me out again.  Taking you back to school in '86.

My take on rich people and my perception that they aren't enjoying things the way they should.

Asking advertisers for some honesty, ranting about my narrow garage, and questioning how Canadian the 407 is really.  

Getting over Blue Jay sadness, moving to a new home, and being irritated by the Internet yet again.  

The Jays are in the World Series and I can't focus on anything else.  Here is a list of my 5 favourite Home Runs in Toronto Blue Jays history.

A couple of stories about trying to stay on my feet, and a couple of rants about selfish people.

Quick reflection on National Truth and Reconciliation Day, Cross Border Shopping, and a rant about Passing Memes off as Humour.

Legendary Canadian Indigenous actor Graham Greene passed away recently.  This is a story about the day our lives intersected.

Statue Decisions, Baseball Marketing, and What Makes a Great Beer Guy

People have an odd fascination with wanting to go back to live in the 80's or 90's.  Might be tougher than you think.

Gambling, Forgiveness, Bat Flip, Vegas

The terrifying ordeal of having to kill a house spider.  Laugh at my jokes dammit.  Talking about politics without talking about politics.

Finally finishing up the story of when I was an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

Part 4 of my continuing adventures as an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

Confessing to being a low-key stalker for creative reasons,  reminiscing on a High School field trip, and a cassette tape adventure.

Starting with odd job recommendations.  Continuing with odd voting practices.  Finishing with a salty F-Bomb laden rant about how you shouldn't pee on the toilet seat.

Part 3 of the story about when I was a rapper.  

Part 2 of the 'When I Was A Rapper' saga.  

Quick rant about tobogganing, and the first instalment of an epic tale from my past.  

Last episode of season one.  Taking stock and wrapping up.  A rant about crappy pencils, and a giant cliffhanger for next season.

Lamenting my inability to be an encouraging cheeseball on Linkedin, a story from college, and some life lessons.

In a world full of pet peeves, the grocery store self check out is the one that drives me the most crazy.  Find out why.

Infomercials, Petting Zoos, Cheap Hot Dogs, and all the shit that goes with it.

A story about becoming an award winning filmmaker, and regrets on award night.

The story of how I lost my wedding ring.

Musings about Olympics, Writing Utensils and a healthy fear of AI.

Tired of the age old debate about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie?  Allow me to switch your focus to Lethal Weapon.

Cranky, Cussy and Complainy.  Rants about Spell Checking, Marketing to Men, Motivating to Move, and the Drive Thru Oil Change.  Sorry I'm Late.

Recalling the time that I saw a super model in a sleazy night club before laying into the weather app industry for not seeming to know the weather.  You had one job!!!!!

This episode is 2 different stories about meeting professional baseball players who were both inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in the same year.

What would I do with an unlimited amount of funding?  Smoke Detectors, Barbeque Anxiety, Pronouncing Tuesday, and Investing in Yourself.  

Whether it's the latest commercial about driving impaired, or the ridiculous pharma commercials, I can't take any more of it.  Generous sprinkles of spicy language.  

I start by discussing the (non) impact of delayed zingers.  Then a story called 'Don't Tell Stories'.  Finally we search for themes when we'd rather do anything other than search for themes.  

Frustrations around itchy eyes, ranting about ineffective key fobs, and the story about a career in law enforcement that was never to be.

Salty rants about customers asking for price adjustments, and Facebook's AI not being intelligent enough for my liking.  

Rotary phones..... waiting for stuff..... the 80's had it all.  If you want a fresh perspective on what the 80's was really like, watch an old episode of the Price is Right.  It brought back a lot of unique memories that we don't think about anymore, like green refrigerators. 

Explaining why I never got a Tattoo, and urging people to forego the origin stories for honesty.

I get into a couple of rants about driving, paying it forward unnecessarily, and minding one's business while others do charity work.  F-Bombs flew around more than I'd hoped.  Listener Discretion.  

My very first Podcast episode!  I try to explain why any of this is even happening right now.