Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee

The word ‘hipster’ isn’t hip anymore, a topless New York City Book Club returns for the summer and China will have salaried porn watchdogs censoring the Internet?

Rick Perry speaks on the Clayton Lockett botched execution, the GOP wants to educate Millennials about the 90s and why are schools looking to roll back healthy meal requirements?

Rick Santorum claims Obama’s campaign feared him, Amazon opens their warehouse for public tours and Wal-Mart is getting into auto insurance?

Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher are going to be in the new Star Wars movie, new poll indicates trouble for Democrats in the Midterms, and how can garlic potentially help save the planet?

Corporate sponsors are fleeing from the Los Angeles Clippers, an Ottawa teenager sets the world record for completing a Rubik’s Cube one-handed, and Harrisburg, PA woman Frances Merlina turns 105-years-old. What’s her secret?

Supreme Court ruled that Police can rely on anonymous 911 tips to stop and search someone, a family is suing a New Jersey school district over “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance, and Netflix will be raising prices on consumers, remember when we said losing Net Neutrality was bad?

The KKK forms a neighborhood watch group in Pennsylvania, the kid that got kicked in the head by the train conductor could be making big money, and the number one selling book on Amazon may be surprising.

GOP as the iPhone Party, Gwen Stefani to replace Christina Aguilera on the Voice, Justice Scalia speaks to Law School Students, and an Earth Day thumb!

Fox News’ host Eric Bolling suggests eliminating the minimum wage and labor laws, St. John does away with free Wi-Fi on City Buses, meanwhile in the United States Koch-backed initiatives are killing rapid bus transit growth in Tennessee.

The Westboro Baptist Church heads to Alaska, and a woman writes Prudence about an odd Anniversary present.

Congress ticks off global leaders form around the world, Social Conservatives are looking to make divorce harder, and the United States Navy explores a new fuel source in seawater?

San Francisco Baskin Robbins’ worker is accused of selling pot behind the counter, a new scientific experiment regarding camel farts, and who’s angry over Stephen Colbert getting the Late Show? Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com

The House is in no hurry to pass the unemployment extension, Kansas Republican finds equal pay for women condescending, and Chick-Fil-A CEO backpedals on Gay Marriage? Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com

Tyson recalls over 75,000 pounds of their product, George W. Bush holds his first art exhibit, and neo-Nazis use Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster to recruit children? Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com

Obama weighs in on Paul Ryan’s budget, there are talks of raising the legal drinking age in Canada and the Supreme Court rules in favor of the almighty dollar. Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com

Michael Stipe will induct Nirvana into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, the Koch Brothers’ new ACA ad, and Paul Ryan’s budget, oh my! Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2014/04/01/paul-ryan-budget/7153195/

Fox News complains about the historical accuracy of Noah, a German politician compares Putin to Hitler and why is there a warrant for Pat Boone’s arrest? Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/putin-hitler-german-finance-minister-schuble-compares-crimea-invasion-nazi-takeover-sudetenland-1442756 http://www.contactmusic.com/story/judge-issues-arrest-warrant-for-pat-boone_4132829

Tennessee is busy pushing for cursive writing and “religious liberty,” and Fox News has their own version of “March Madness.” Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com http://www.npr.org/2014/03/25/294385146/the-writings-on-the-wall-for-cursive-unless-lawmakers-can-save-it http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/26/aclu-tennessee-religious-freedom-law-would-turn-public-schools-into-sunday-schools/ http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/26/fox-mocks-obama-with-bizarre-constitutional-madness-tournament-abortion-won/

National Journal says the media is not to blame for elections lasting longer, a new species of Praying Mantis is named after Al Gore, and “The Learning Channel” is bringing back the show “Sex Sent Me to the ER.” Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is a news segment by Ron Placone. http://www.ronplacone.com

Creationist Ray Comfort criticizes Cosmos, an audio recording from the 19th Century of Robert Green Ingersoll is gaining heavier Internet circulation, and a man in Halifax was put in a mental hospital for giving people money?

GOP’s alternative to the Affordable Care Act helps insurance companies, Film School Rejects claims it’s time to bring back the Muppet Show, and Bill Hemmer compares the missing plane to Noah’s Ark.

Reince Priebus is reshaping the RNC, the Southern Baptist Convention is looking to do away with terms that “oppress” the unborn, and why is KISS mad at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame?

Cancer specialist recommends nudity and coffee for a longer life, the NYPD has discovered using Stop and Frisk less has helped their popularity, and John McCain calls Russia a gas station?

Oklahoma State House warns of the dangers of tongue piercing, a Michigan woman bites off part of her boyfriend’s ear, and President Obama gets to view Game of Thrones before the public?? Not Fair!

Fox News’ Howard Kurtz calls out Stephen Colbert, the guy who had sex with a Hot Pocket gives suggestions, and autographed copies of Mein Kampf sell for nearly $65,000.

GOP candidate says masturbation is Satan’s plan to erase the Church, marijuana is making its way into weddings and Rush Limbaugh is mad at…Girl Scouts??

AZ Governor Jan Brewer strikes down Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill, a school child in Texas brings a beer to school, and a court ruling in California allows police to conduct warrantless home searches?

A spelling competition in Missouri ends in a tie after 60 rounds, Disney’s Magic Kingdom significantly raises admission prices, and Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill.

Kristen Powers says Fox News has gotten her out of her liberal bubble, Christine O’Donnell claims she’s a victim of the IRS, and Tennessee lawmakers propose an Anti-Sex week bill amidst outrage over sex week happening at the University of Tennessee.

The bass player from 3 Doors Down gets a DUI, A lawyer is suing Paramount Pictures over “The Wolf of Wall Street,” and an update on the spanking bill in Kansas.

New study shows a positive correlation between crime rates and Wal-Mart, Joe Biden refers to an airport as a third world country, and top NFL prospect Michael Sam comes out as gay.

Funeral and casket displays are now setting up in Malls, Clay Aiken is running for Congress, and Brigham Young compares masturbation to warfare.

A new study on legalized medical marijuana and suicide, Paul Begala on Fox News and RadioShack will be closing 500 stores nationwide.

John Elway on being Republican, Super Bowl 48 was the most watched televised event in US history and why does SNL makes fun of Republicans more?

A Chris Christie aid resigns amidst state subpoena on the bridge scandal, Bill O’Reilly interviews Obama before the Super Bowl, and some people were offended by the Coca-Cola commercial?

Obama says some large companies are committed to helping with joblessness, Anthony Weiner offers Congressman Grimm advice and Rand Paul wants guns in post offices.

Tucker Carlson claims the losers in the Obama economy are men, Sen. Jeff Session quotes Lady Gaga as evidence for dangers of marijuana, and a classic radio station in Denver bans Seattle music for the week.

Sen. John McCain calls Richard Sherman a ‘loudmouth,’ a self-published author makes 30K a month on Bigfoot Erotica, and the government is spying on those opposed to what?

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, CPAC 2014 speakers, and Barbara Bush on Bill Clinton? Why is that in the news?

Justin Bieber’s odd addiction, Elisabeth Hasselbeck misrepresents Ann Coulter, and Florida is looking to loosen the Stand Your Ground law?

Obama says weed’s no more dangerous than alcohol, Jennifer Lawrence gets asked to prom, and Amazon knows what you want before you buy it?

Rep. Louie Gohmert has a critique of the judges who struck down same-sex marriage bans, a customer in Wal-Mart catches a bird who has been eating inside the store, and Hollywood’s making a romantic movie based on what novel?!

Republicans and Democrats agree on a spending bill, Oklahoma declares same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional and what’s everyone’s favorite drive-time song?

An info-graphic chart reveals how many peer-reviewed authors as of recent deny man-made global warming, Pamela Anderson is re-marrying ex-husband Rick Solomon, Fox News on Obamacare, and more!

Brilliant insights on the Chris Christie bridge scandal, Paul Ryan on poverty and Pope Francis is picking up hitchhikers?

The Chris Christie scandal continues and he’s got options, Pope Francis wants more priests trained in exorcisms, and are Juggalos a gang?

Seahawks’ fans raise money to help Marshawn Lynch, Fox News reveals the truth about baby carrots, and New York sees the first openly Pastafarian politician sworn into office.

Is the NSA spying on Congress? How did George HW and Barbara Bush celebrate their 69th Wedding Anniversary? What is the War on the War on Poverty?

Mitt Romney reminisces on Fox News Sunday, the United States is seeing record-cold temperatures, and the CNN show Crossfire takes a poll on whether or not marijuana should be legalized nationwide.

Tila Tequila posted a controversial photo, there’s a new budget compromise to avoid a Government shutdown, and the Kentucky doctor that couldn’t handle electronic records.