Three at the Back

"I ended up getting punched in the throat"

Three At The Back LIVE

"Bridge-Coin"

"Well done, you won the title - I hope it makes you very happy"

"They're bad, Scotland are bad mate, they're just bad"

"I'll take you back to summer of 2006 when Spurs decided to sign Wigan right-back Pascal Chimbonda"

"It's right 85% of the time... It's like Piers Morgan"

"Stop talking about Scott Parker"

"Kane's the lad who's gonna bring everyone a Lucozade"

"I would have driven to Telford in a national lockdown to throttle you"

"I avoided Sheffield United vs Burnley... Obviously"

"José Mourinho peanutting Harry Winks and putting him in a bin"

"Florida's is Troy Deeney's brother"

"A Meat Buffet"

"Crying into a pint because we've just lost to Denmark on Penalties"

"Anti Drugs Strikers FC"

"Mike Ashley is just Jack the Ripper if he helped the homeless"

"Get your pitch forks lads, we're marching on the FA"

"My tinder bio is ALWAYS tie me down"

"Dean Smiths Mum persuaded me that they were gonna have a big season"

"Let me take you back to Year 9 English"

"You are listening to a Football Podcast"

Liverpool Are Champions

"Djibril Cisse"

"I'm going to go with...Jaap Stam."

Cup Special

Tall Man Propaganda

"F*** Scott Parker"

"They are a Cyprusian football team"

"The Big 6 Review"