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Three at the Back

Three under-informed lads attempting to outclass each other in making outlandish claims about football.

  1. 30

    "I ended up getting punched in the throat"

    This week, Felix shares how he watched England's final group game (see title) before the lads then break down their takes on the group stage and England's chances in the knockouts.

  2. 29

    Three At The Back LIVE

    The boys are FINALLY back together this week and they chose to record in a Las Iguanas on the South Bank... I don't know why. Anyway, they discuss their league predictions and then make some new ones about the Euros.

  3. 28

    "Bridge-Coin"

    Ben, Luke, and Felix discuss the battles between Leicester and Chelsea, how Liverpool have scrapped back something from their poor season, and the possible success of starting their very own cryptocurrency: Bridge-Coin 

  4. 27

    "Well done, you won the title - I hope it makes you very happy"

    The boys are back this week and what a return it is. Ben's quite audibly hungover (on a Wednesday of all days), Felix is so furious at Man City winning the title even his microphone sounds angry, and Luke lives in South London. Enjoy!

  5. 26

    "They're bad, Scotland are bad mate, they're just bad"

    It's international break so Felix properly checked out this week. Ben and Luke then breakdown who's got a chance in this summer's Euros (spoilers, it's probably not England). 

  6. 25

    "I'll take you back to summer of 2006 when Spurs decided to sign Wigan right-back Pascal Chimbonda"

    This week, the boys disect the THUGISH play of Harry Kane, and then all pick him as the captain of their England Euro XIs - Football's a funny old game.

  7. 24

    "It's right 85% of the time... It's like Piers Morgan"

    This week the lads breakdown VAR and refereeing in the prem, the relegation battle, and we see the return of 'Ben's Fourth Team' 

  8. 23

    "Stop talking about Scott Parker"

    Such a positive episode this week! ... Not really, Ben calls the Prem a farmers' league and it's all downhill from there.

  9. 22

    "Kane's the lad who's gonna bring everyone a Lucozade"

    The boys talk about who would win a 5 a-side Euro Championship, Tuchel's fresh start, Klopp's dislike of questions, and then Luke delivers a stellar quiz

  10. 21

    "I would have driven to Telford in a national lockdown to throttle you"

    Felix managed to forget to press record this week. Luckily, he spotted it after ten minutes, but those ten minutes of gold are lost forver... So, you'll have to make do with what we have left, which is some title challenge chat followed by an XI that Luke *borrowed* from another podcast. 

  11. 20

    "I avoided Sheffield United vs Burnley... Obviously"

    This week, the boys disect the cult of Bielsa, Manchester United's ability to seemingly 'win' a lot of penalties, and the fact that Arsenal might not be bad anymore. 

  12. 19

    "José Mourinho peanutting Harry Winks and putting him in a bin"

    The boys talk Europe this week, assessing what went wrong for United and who they're backing to bring the Champion's League home. They also chat about grumpy Dele. 

  13. 18

    "Florida's is Troy Deeney's brother"

    I think we had topics on this episode but it is hard to tell for sure. Felix has a rant, Ben alienates an entire European nation, and then all three pick their TOTS so far. 

  14. 17

    "A Meat Buffet"

    Ben talks football burnout, Felix has found another club for Ben to support, and Luke has choreographed another fine quiz - this week, it's all about stadium names. 

  15. 16

    "Crying into a pint because we've just lost to Denmark on Penalties"

    It's all about international footy this week. Ben hates international football but doesn't hate the three back system; Fe and Luke hate it all. 

  16. 15

    "Anti Drugs Strikers FC"

    This week, the lads discuss City Vs Liverpool, how good the Foxes have been at the start of this season, and the fact that Poch might have enjoyed lockdown snacks a little bit too much. Felix also takes it upon hiself to find Ben a fourth team to support and Luke curates a new quiz, this time centred around club nicknames. It's all in the Pod!

  17. 14

    "Mike Ashley is just Jack the Ripper if he helped the homeless"

    We've missed a boat load of goals whilst we've been gone, but don't you worry, good, British defending is back and so are we! We talk Kane, Son, and Spurs, Posh-Boy Bamford, the continued joke with no punchline that is VAR in the Premier League, and we also bring you our XI of the best transfers in the most recent window. It's all in the pod!

  18. 13

    "Get your pitch forks lads, we're marching on the FA"

    Little bit of a truncated episode this week, but we have a good catch up about the premier league over the last few weeks and Luke goes in hard on the standard of officiating in England - it's what you love to see.

  19. 12

    "My tinder bio is ALWAYS tie me down"

    A multitude of technical difficulties were overcome this week, including a power cut and media proffesional Felix Parkin forgetting to wear earphones (If you at any point hear an echo, that's why). However, we powered through and bring you a review of the gameweek just gone, a transfer round up, and our XI of players to have a big year. Enjoy the pod!

  20. 11

    "Dean Smiths Mum persuaded me that they were gonna have a big season"

    It's that time again! With the season well and truly underway, the boys set out their predictions for the 2020/21 season. Some piping hot takes, some frozen lasagnes, and some criticism of Dean Smith's mum - it's all in there in this week's pod!

  21. 10

    "Let me take you back to Year 9 English"

    Before PSG face off against Bayern Munich tonight, we talk Champions League, the start of the Premier League season, and then take you through our fantasy teams. Oh, and we find out that Felix's internet is just as bad in Leeds as it is in Telford.

  22. 9

    "You are listening to a Football Podcast"

    We pack a lot in this week so buckle up! It's all about the Championship to start, Ben slags of the midlands, Luke serves up a quality quiz, we talk the FA Cup and Premier League, and Fe's internet is once again an issue as we pick our XI of players who were let go too soon. 

  23. 8

    Liverpool Are Champions

    The boys are back and they can't discuss anything other than the newly crowned Premier League Champions: Liverpool. Luckily, Felix's mic stopped working early on, so his smugness is minimal. They also talk relegation and who would make their XI of fringe players. 

  24. 7

    "Djibril Cisse"

    Three At The Back is BACK! We talk Premier League restart, Marcus Rashford being the new PM, Luke quizzes our looney lockdown brains, and Felix's internet s**** the bed. It's like we've never been away.

  25. 6

    "I'm going to go with...Jaap Stam."

    Liverpool just keep breaking records. 24 wins out of 25, 22 points clear at the top of the Premier League. One of the best Premier League teams of all time. But what about City's 100 points? The Invincibles? Mourinho's machine at Chelsea? Fergie's treble titans? We try and delve into this never-ending debate by picking an XI out of these teams.

  26. 5

    Cup Special

    We're back! It's been a long Christmas break for us (something Klopp would be proud of) and in FA Cup week we're talking our best cup memories. Oh, and Felix made a quiz that really split opinion. Enjoy the pod!

  27. 4

    Tall Man Propaganda

    The rollercoaster that is Tottenham Hotspur Football Club makes up the first part of the episode, before the boys cast their eyes over England's potential lineup at EURO 2020. Felix calls Daniel Levy the best chairman in the league and then says he made a mistake not selling Eriksen, Alderweireld or Vertonghen in the same breath...

  28. 3

    "F*** Scott Parker"

    We break down the top of the Prem again this week as Felix gloats about how great Klopp is, but also doesn't seem to think Liverpool's title race is won just yet. We then get onto all things England, discussing how the Sterling Gomez 'fracas' was handled, and naming the best England XI from our life time. Enjoy the pod!

  29. 2

    "They are a Cyprusian football team"

    The boys try and crack the chaos that is VAR, pick an XI of players that had their careers hampered by injury and Ben and Felix face off in Luke's original quiz, 'Football team or Capitalist's dream?'

  30. 1

    "The Big 6 Review"

    This week, we break down the over and under achievers of the 2019/20 Premier League season so far. Lot's of information, so terrible claims, and Luke fails at the simple task of keeping his microphone off the floor.

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Three under-informed lads attempting to outclass each other in making outlandish claims about football.

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