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Three Books One Plot
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Three books, one plot, and two girls ready to dissect this way too far. Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, all at once in this nostalgia-driven, joke-filled look at the world's craziest story ever to be published three times by the same author.
Episodes
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Episode 75 - "The Garbage Will Do"
G and Shannon ring out the old year with another epic length season finale! Crack open a cold one with the gals as they reflect on the absolute rollercoasters that were Eclipse and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Plus: messages from listeners and guests, top fives, and montages. Soooo many...
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Episode 74 - "Jacob's Stupid Baka Life"
Ioco is back to help G and Shannon read the epic fail epilogue of Eclipse! It’s a good thing the chapter is called “Choice,” because they’re questioning all of Stephenie’s. After listener emails and donut show-and-tell, it’s time to check in with Jacob’s latest L’s, take a vampire calligraphy...
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Episode 73 - "Tear Buffet"
It’s the final chapter of Eclipse (not counting the epilogue), and Lilia joins G and Shannon for some wedding planning! But first, cry along with Bella. And then cry some more. And some more (Edward is about to be SO fed.) Also featured: Shannon’s new prop and old dad, an in-universe Bella’s Book...
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Episode 72 - "Big Gavel, Tiny Violin"
Sunshine returns from fighting fires to focus on what’s really important: supporting G and Shannon through the breakup in Eclipse chapter 26. But first, a post-mortem recap of Stephenie Meyer’s 9/11 Q&A! Then it’s time for Bible study (dead baby edition), the return of the Fujo Hat…
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Episode 71 - "The Volturi Go to Olive Garden"
Julie rejoins G and Shannon for a “calorie-dense” Eclipse chapter 25, in which POVs collide and short second lives come to an end! First: listener emails about cats, Twilight dads, and... math?? Next: can Bree survive the horrors of Girl Torture long enough to reveal the shocking truth about...
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Episode 70 - "Off With Her Head"
It’s battle time at last, and Lexie returns to help G and Shannon commentate on not one, not two, but THREE fights in Eclipse chapter 25. Also returning? Bella’s holes, just in time to make everyone question whether Jacob is her fluffer. Hearts will break and heads will roll at what is either the...
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Episode 69 - "Then Perish"
It’s episode 69 (nice) and Beth returns just in time for G and Shannon to wish her a happy Father’s Day as they watch this all-Stooge love triangle implode in Eclipse chapter 23. As self-hatred, simping, and romantic power fantasies collide, your hosts must answer the question: is that kiss…
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Episode 68 - "Three Characters One Tent"
M joins Shannon and G for long-awaited “tentpole episode” on Eclipse chapter 22, and she’s brought a special prop. A werewolf, a vampire, and a human walk into a tent—and there’s only one sleeping bag! Your hosts must survive the homoerotic tension long enough to bring back the Kelseyverse, send...
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Episode 67 - "Snail Trails"
Hiking consultant Kacie returns to help Shannon and G read Eclipse Chapter 21—and assign every character a dogsona! It’s a good thing they recorded this episode during Pride Month, because Alice is joining in on the ravishment fantasy and the Edward x Jacob sexual tension is simmering as the main...
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Episode 66 - "I May Be a Murderer But I'm Also a Virgin"
It’s a big day for Bella and Edward in Eclipse chapter 20, and G and Shannon are joined by Amber, who has big news of her own! Will they finally learn the answer to the question “When we gonna bone?” Also discussed: listener cat pics, the invention of Button Watch, newfound respect for Bella, and...
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Episode 65 - "Meyer's Gun"
G and Shannon are rejoined by Kitebird in order to Mamma Mia their way through Eclipse chapter 19! They hear from some overseas listeners, give Leah carte blanche to do whatever she wants, and tackle the ultimate Twilight-universe mystery: whom did Tiffany bang? Plus: G’s tinfoil hat theory about...
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Episode 64 - "Live Werewolf Reaction"
G and Shannon are back from hiatus with a guest from way back in Episode 2! Sam, inventor of "man's hungry," is back to help them tackle Eclipse chapter 18 and a baffling 3-day gym class with Bree Tanner. Together they'll learn Jasper's ultimate secret to killing vampires, plus tackle critical...
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Episode 63 - "Vampire Kissing ASMR"
G and Shannon are rejoined for Eclipse chapter 17 by vocal professional Rahzé, who auditions for the Midnight Sun TV show with their best mumbles, murmurs, and hoarse shrieks. It’s a vampire grad party and you’re ALL invited! Jacob is doing choreography, Jasper is scaring the hoes, and Stephenie...
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Episode 62 - "The Fredpisode"
Number one feminist ally and extremely 6’6” friend James returns just in time to attend Bella’s graduation with G and Shannon in Eclipse chapter 16! After Bella and Alice graduate with degrees in keeping secrets from Edward, it’s time to switch into Bree Tanner mode and meet the coolest—and...
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Episode 61 - "We Can Fix Him"
Winni is BACK to represent Team Jacob in chapter 15 of Eclipse, in which Team Jacob is fighting for its life, G is guzzling hard liquor at 9 AM, and Shannon is having a public breakdown in a coffee shop. But don’t worry: they’ve totally figured out how to fix this chapter. Also discussed: kissing...
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Episode 60 - "Renesmegg Got Me Acting Unwise"
G and Shannon are joined in their Eclipse chapter 14 discussion by the originator of the Renesmegg herself: Ioco! Bella must brace herself for massive trauma (the party Alice is throwing her) while debating the ethics of feeding the innocent to her vampire bf. Also included: Jacob quite literally...
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Episode 59 - "The Vampire Bachelorette"
It’s the episode G and Shannon have been waiting for! Lexie returns to laugh, cry, and cringe through Smeyer’s horrible choices in Eclipse chapter 13 and the first “chapter” of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Jasper tells all about his dramatic 80 seasons on the vampire Bachelorette, G…
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Episode 58 - "Thoughts and Prayers"
Blast from the past high school bestie Julie arrives to help G and Shannon relive Twilight’s glory days and read Eclipse chapter 12! After relating a little too hard to Edward’s Catholic trauma and Bella’s relapse into her “staring out the window for hours” habit, it’s time to celebrate their...
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Episode 57 - "A Pack of Daddies"
Grab your wieners, because it’s a werewolf soiree and you’re ALL invited! Appa returns to help G and Shannon sift through Eclipse chapter 11—AND uncover an ancient Stephenie Meyer interview (drop the mermaid books, Stephenie!) Plus: Shannon invents Baby Talk Bingo, Edward comes out as Heathcliff...
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Episode 56 - "Dishes and Divorcees"
Actual comedian and Bimbo Monday co-creator Rocio joins G and Shannon to talk Eclipse chapter 10! It’s literary Herstory in the making as Stephenie Meyer busts out her thesaurus and G performs dish-related slam poetry. Also in this episode: Jacob explains his tits-out policy, Edward loses the…
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Episode 55 - "Reparative Reading with Esme"
Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Charlie is dancing on G and Shannon’s last nerve. Reading challenges abound as G is forced to read about her NOTP and Shannon must repeatedly say the...
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Episode 54 - "Cold Tongue, Warm Soda"
Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets some horizontal action and Jacob pops a… soda? Plus: blonde vs brunette reading experiences, Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator: La Push Edition, and a...
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Episode 53 - "The Importance of Being Brunette"
M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the hospital.) It’s a glamorous and harrowing Rosalie throwback full of history lessons, Why Does He Do That references, smacking of gender, and……
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Episode 52 - "POV: Alice Force-Femmes You"
You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon NLOG fantasy is in full swing in Eclipse chapter 6, which also contains kidnapping (positive), a staggering amount of sex tape titles, a crash course…
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Episode 51 - "Mormon Omegaverse"
Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featuring Gen Z Twilight opinions, werewolf drama, Stephenie Meyer’s questionable inspo behind “imprinting,” and a surprise bonus guest! Plus: vitally important...
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Episode 50 - "La Fish, Baby"
Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic...
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Episode 49 - "Blink Twice, Bella"
Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines....
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Episode 48 - "The Child Trap"
Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Charlie throws a tantrum, Angela Weber engages in egregious orphan-shaming, and Edward’s new best friend is…Mike Newton?! Stay tuned for the Corona Light...
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Episode 47 - "Our Hole Agenda"
It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, then celebrate the launch of new fake books Warfare and Peace and Corona Light, created with help from listeners! Part II…
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Surprise Season Three Announcement!
Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a title for our Edward POV version of Eclipse! And while you’re at it, enter our cover design contest for both books by sending your cover image to our...
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Episode 46 - "We Tried, & Therefore No One Should Criticize Us"
G and Shannon are back with another epic-length season finale! They reflect on 20 episodes of New Moon—including changed opinions, listener messages, alternate timelines, and a Jacob-centric bonus excerpt! It’s time to rank the greatest euphorias, darkest noons, and the MVPs of Book 2. Could this...
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Episode 45 - "This Book Could've Been an Email"
Ioco returns for the epilogue of New Moon to make G and Shannon laugh so hard they run out of air! Not only does Jacob reappear with Bella’s slutty, slutty motorcycle, but we meet All-Caps Charlie, handwave some casual death threats, and learn more about Stephenie Meyer’s alternate New Moon...
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Episode 44 - "Return of the Quencies"
Laura is back just in time for the Edward Cullen Apology Tour in New Moon chapter 24! She joins G and Shannon as they answer bold new questions such as “What did Edward just shatter in the living room?” and “Should women have voting rights?” Plusthe thrilling conclusion to the scholarship…
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Episode 43 - "MFA in Miscommunication"
Brand new guest and Robert Pattinson expert Lice is here to help G and Shannon discuss both New Moon chapter 23 and the complicated filmography of a deranged little freak. They also read letters from listeners (with bonus fanart!) and discuss Edward’s ongoing cuckold fantasies, Bella Swan...
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Episode 42 - "Alice Pays for Plane Tickets"
Fan-favorite guest Lilia is BACK to help G and Shannon decode the true, hidden meaning of New Moon chapters 21-22 as they unpack religious symbolism, creepy horror movie vibes, unhinged airport behavior, and the MILF mafia—all with a side of grand theft auto (again!) Together, they ponder deep...
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Episode 41 - "Volturi Cornhole"
Rahzé returns to help G and Shannon explore the Duality of Meyer(tm) in New Moon chapter 20! Welcome to Volterra, where the extremely literal clock is ticking and the cool new villains are menacingly androgynous. Can Bella save Edward, or will she be thwarted by this crowd of short/fat/bald...
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Episode 40 - "Destination: Expiration"
Beth is BACK to help G and Shannon read about one of the most homoerotic plane trips of all time in Chapter 19 of New Moon! Also discussed: totally relevant tentacles, how NOT to write exposition, the rich inner life of Business Man #1, and Grand Theft Auto (again.) It’s time to settle the…
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Episode 39 - "Phone Tag Gone Wrong"
KB returns to help Shannon and G read New Moon chapter 18, plus TWO New Moon bonus outtakes that grant G’s monkey’s paw wish. Hijinks abound as Bella and Jacob have a Capital M-Moment, furry flags emerge, and Rosalie and Edward’s cursed game of phone tag puts the fun in “funeral.”...
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Episode 38 - "Return of the King"
Brand new guest Anamarie joins G and Shannon for New Moon’s “one-sided slumber party!” It’s Chapter 17, the best character is BACK (your hosts may be slightly biased), and Bella is…horny? This slumber party just took a turn for the Ashnikko. Plus Twilight merch news, surprise cameos, a bromantic...
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Episode 37 - "Brothers on Three"
Resident Jacob expert M returns to make insensitive jokes with G and Shannon about New Moon chapters 15 and 16, in which Bella’s mental state takes an uncomfortably literal nosedive. Hallucination Edward is back with an all new voyeurism kink as Bella finds herself equally horny for Jacob and…a...
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Episode 36 - "Supernatural Slurs"
Returning guest Rae is back to help G and Shannon dig into chapter 14 of New Moon like teenage werewolves around a pan of eggs. The guys are hungry and the omegaverse is popping off at this muffin mukbang (and in a ton of wolf pack fic, apparently.) Plus: G loses her Totino’s virginity and…
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Episode 35 - "The Book of Meyer"
New guest and ex-Mormon Sunshine is here to shed some light on the Mormon influences in the Twilight saga in a totally wild pre-book talk with G and Shannon! Then it’s time to tackle chapter 13 of New Moon, including werewolf drama, vampiric revelations, and incredibly significant wood....
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Episode 34 - "Billy's No-Good Rotten Week"
New year, New Moon! Artist and known Jacob Enjoyer Winni returns to help G and Shannon tackle New Moon chapters 11-12. Misunderstandings abound in this Werewolf Wednesday special about girl gang fashion, DILF fights, and bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “Jacobean drama."...
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Episode 33 - "Holes Holes Holes"
Brand new guest Ioco joins Shannon and G for the holiest episode yet as they read New Moon Chapter 10! It’s a rough week for Bella involving gaslighting, murder attempts, and a traumatic hike, but don’t worry—she’s still got more holes than a Swiss cheese factory. Also discussed: bears (again),...
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Episode 32 - "Son-Zoned"
Certified New Moon stan M returns to join G and Shannon for chapter 9! Things are heating up in Forks—literally. They’ve all got fevers. Who will hold hands and who will blow chunks on the world’s most awkward three-person movie date? Also discussed: son-zoning, the great Australian Conversation...
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Episode 31 - "Ism Bingo"
Guest Kacie takes a break from her irl New Moon Era to offer her expertise on chapters 7 and 8 with G and Shannon! Together they place bets on whether Bella can follow simple instructions, ponder the eating habits of the Super Bear, and play the world's worst game of bingo before unveiling this...
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Episode 30 - "Team Leatherface"
Former Teen Wolf music engineer James is here to help Shannon and G read all about the teen wolves of the Twilight-verse in chapters 5-6 of New Moon. Together they tackle surprise Texas Chainsaw Massacre cameos, the local family financially ruined by Bella, and Billy Black’s Wild Western alter…
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Episode 29 - "UnHappy Meal"
October, November, December? It's Three Months One Chapter and there's a Possibility (.mp3) that Appa returns to support G and Shannon through this darkest era of Bella's life: New Moon Chapter 4! Bust out the popcorn for movie night with Jessica Stanley, plus zombies, racial profiling,...
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Episode 28 - "Vampire Dog"
Most painful breakup in literary history, or cause for celebration? Amber returns to help G and Shannon decide, plus discuss regurgitated pizza, Jasper getting Sent To The Farm, and Edward’s deep love for… Charlie?! New Moon Chapter 3 might be “The End,” but Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something…
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Episode 27 - "The Quencies"
Lexie is BACK for the third time, now with more writing education! She helps G and Shannon tackle the grimdark topics in New Moon Chapter 2, such as drug abuse, dying of Spanish influenza, mommy issues, and being covered in pink frosting. Then it’s time to check in with Edward and Beau in two (or...
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Three books, one plot, and two girls ready to dissect this way too far. Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, all at once in this nostalgia-driven, joke-filled look at the world's craziest story ever to be published three times by the same author.
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