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Three Cents Podcast

by Jock, John and Jackson

Your chronically online media consumers:Jock, John and Jackson

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Episodes

  1. Episode 55: It Had To Be Done

    Hello everyone!! Another episode here! Today the lads talk about a wide variety of things ranging from the new ‘Backrooms’ to types or cars, hats and types of guys. They also invent a new term: TWIG. What’s a twig you ask? Good question… WATCH NOW TO FIND OUT. Also it's pretty funny besides that…

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    It’s the episode they didn’t want you to see. They tried to take us down. It is a totally normal episode don’t let them tell you otherwise. They are after you. They want you to stop listening. You have to subscribe to break the curse. They are coming. Be careful. Gamble on soldiers Watch the…

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  3. Episode 53: Fictional Mother Fight Night

    JOCK IS GONE! Oh no!! He is alive and well he just went somewhere. Anyway Jackson and John are still here and to chat about a variety of topics. There are big discussions about the Top 10 things of all time and which fictional mothers would win in a street fight scenario. Some funny lil jokes and...

  4. Episode 52: The Worst Opening 20 Minutes of All Time

    Hello, here is another episode of the podcast. This one is a funny one! Lots of storytelling in this one with the lads recounting stories from their childhoods and more recent activities. Sorry to the cinephiles but there is not much film talk, but instead there's a good 30 minutes talking about...

  5. Episode 51: Talk Show is the New Podcast

    PODCAST OR TALK SHOW. This is the big question that is asked this week. In this process the lads attempt to create various talk-show-esque segments (Jimmy Fallon style). We also discuss recent films like Hoppers, The Drama, Super Mario Galaxy, etc. We also impersonate minions for like 7 minutes.…

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  6. Episode 50: We Gave our Intern a Soundboard

    The lads have officially reached episode 50 (FIFTY)!! WOW!! Crazy stuff! To celebrate, they begin by discussing the origins of furries and bronies, before moving onto further chat about gambling, banks, Pompeii and some general film discussion as well. Intern David also discovered how to use a...

  7. Episode 49: It's Tavern Time Somewhere

    Jock is back!! And the lads return to form by talking about a whole bunch of important stuff! This includes getting hammered in medieval times, scamming people on TikTok live, the Holocaust, Deji, and more!! Jock also tells stories from his recent trip to the States, want to know what he got up…

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  8. Episode 48: We Discuss Famous Conspiracies

    In their final episode without Jock, John and Jackson assemble a team to breakdown the world's biggest conspiracies. Joined by guests Daniel and Ezra, the lads will uncover the global implications of Guy Sebastian, the harsh realities of Michael Jackson, and finally decide whether or not it…

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  9. Episode 47: Fighting the King Crab (with @WoofaYT)

    To try and fill the void left by Jock, John and Jackson are joined today by their friend Daniel. Together, they explore the true meaning of being alive, how to make it online, and whether dreams really mean anything. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Main Channel...

  10. Episode 46: Odessa A'zion Stock Crash

    This week, Jock has left the show! He’ll be back (hopefully) but in the meantime, John and Jackson are holding down the fort, talking Marty Supreme spoilers, unhinged romance movies, and doing impressions of guys drinking beers. Tune in to see if a tricycle can still work with only two wheels....

  11. Episode 45: Memorialmaxxing

    The big dogs are back and starting the new year with a bang with some low-cortisol level jokes, humour, funny-time, etc. Amongst this you’ll find discussions of redemption arcs, where Michael Jackson and Winnie the Pooh lie on the morality scale and some light nerdmaxxing discourse on TV and…

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  12. Episode 44: 2026 is the new 2016

    It’s a new year and to celebrate, the lads make some new resolutions and predictions for 2026. This involves analysing sneeze metrics, crafting new gambling strategies, and talking way too much about the Stranger Things finale. Check it out! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our...

  13. Episode 43: A ThreeCents Christmas: The Squeakquel

    Merry Christmas from all of us at Three Cents! To celebrate the holidays, the lads welcome their intern David onto the show to help them exchange gifts, debate fictional dogs, and explore their musical talents. enjoy, merry christmas :)) Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials:...

  14. Episode 42: Our Competitor to Minions

    Watch the video episode on our youtube. Have you ever wondered how ants reproduce? Have you ever wondered who voiced Boog in Open Season? Have you ever wondered about the origin of Doinks? Boy do I have a show for you! Come join us this week as, alongside recurring guest Oli, the lads finally hit...

  15. Episode 41: Giving Background Characters Lore

    This week, the lads get creative. They start by creating new lore for background extras in movies, then begin to expand their vocabulary, before finally discussing the lasting effects of the #Kony2012 movement. Come find out how any of that fits together in this week's episode of the pod! Watch…

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  16. Episode 40: Pushing Clones off of Buildings

    Episode 40 sees the lads reuniting with their friend Eleni to ask some very important questions: ‘How do you avoid a wedgie?’, ‘What would you test on your clone?’ and ‘How many Iced Coffees can a girl drink until it's performative?’. Come find out the answers in this week's episode! Watch the...

  17. Episode 39: It's been a year - here's what we've learnt

    Episode 39 marks 1 year since the lads started their pod (number conventions are complicated). Through steady growth and multiple channel, Jock, John, and Jackson reflect on their personal growth, their content strategy and what Three Cents is going forward. Be sure to check out this very open…

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  18. Episode 38: John's honest thoughts on America

    John’s back, and boy does he have stories to tell! Jock and Jackson listen and learn as John teaches them about racist Doc Brown, Fortnite streamer impersonators, and how he would subdue a gorilla. Come learn with us on this week’s episode! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our...

  19. Episode 37: Everything is an App

    In this episode, we try and fill the vacuous void that is John’s absence. We discuss Jock’s new found insane app behaviour, some new movie speculation and the science behind our sleeping habits. Enjoy Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Pod Channel Youtube Main...

  20. Episode 36: Reinventing the Wheelchair

    Fans will refer to this episode as “The Rat Poison” episode for the foreseeable future. watch as the lads experiences the new set and slowly go insane. We discuss innovating the wheelchair, casting the next best comedy movie, and a new show called “Laditude”. Thanks for watching. Enjoy :)) Watch...

  21. Episode 35: The Flat Stanley Conspiracy

    On this week’s episode, the lads get into conspiracies. In doing so, Jock runs a marathon, John plans an assassination, and Jackson wishes he was crushed by a corkboard. Find out more by listening to this episode of the Three Cents Podcast! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our...

  22. Episode 34: What's Your Wet Policy?

    This is the 34th episode of the Three Cents Podcast, and Oli is back for a second week in a row! In this episode, the lads do a rare card unboxing, discuss questionable teaching strategies, and then they get really, really, really wet. Tune in to find out more! Watch the video episode on our...

  23. Episode 33: Our Most Controversial Takes

    Special guest Oli is back, and this week the boys have opinions. These range from commentary on the new Zach Cregger film Weapons, the Australian Health Care system, and how many beers are too many beers. Find out more by listening to this week’s episode! Watch the video episode on our youtube....

  24. Episode 32: Chatting Science with a Scientist

    This week the lads are joined by a real scientist; their very good friend Jacob. He teaches them about lasers, Willy Wonka, and the true meaning of Gooning. Along the way, Jock opens up about his past, Jackson shares high school stories and John says a bunch of stuff that we had to cut out. Hope...

  25. Episode 31: Drinking Beers and Gaslighting

    The lads are back and have brought their good friend Jamie. In this episode, they explore what the pod could have been, what they love about Adelaide, brotherly love and Jamie gives insight into his sober life. Will the lads be capable of understanding sobriety as a concept? Watch and find out!!...

  26. Episode 30: Attempting to be Sincere and Serious

    This week the lads delve into adulthood! This starts by Jackson discussing his sneezing statistics, John talks about gooches, and Jock plays a nihilistic anti-capitalist character who talks about soiling himself. It is possible that further into the episode there is eventually a serious…

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  27. Episode 29: Stealing a Giant Squid

    What an episode. This week is a real rollercoaster. In this one, Jock tells us about the effect Tetris can have on PTSD, John gets extremely insecure, and Jackson gets bitten by a dog. Oh and also the lads spend 40 minutes doing an improv bit about heisting the Adelaide Museum. Check it out now!...

  28. Episode 28: The Monetisation of Nostalgia

    This week, the lads explore the concept of nostalgia; how it clouds our view of the past and whether or not it could be a country. Upon reflection, Jock gets hyper fixated on fur physics, John tries to justify Freddy Got Fingered, and Jackson explains why it is better to have smelled and have…

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  29. Episode 27: The Problem with Movie Trailers

    The boys are back, this time discussing the importance of movie trailers. Are they too ‘spoiler-y’? What makes a good trailer? Has the purpose of a trailer changed? Along the way Jock discovers Brent Faiyaz, John exposes Jackson’s Christmas list, and Jackson starts a crypto scam. Tune in for this...

  30. Episode 26: Have we reached Unc status?

    We’ve done it… Six months, half a year. Wow... Whether you’re just tuning in, discovering our backlog or have been here from the start. We appreciate you. In this historic episode, the lads channel their inner old men as they yell at the clouds about AI fears, the toxic nature of content, and…

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  31. Episode 25: Personal Trainer? I hardly know her

    Follow Jamie - @jamiegthept This guest episode welcomes Personal Trainer Jamie, who shares with the lads his gym pet peeves, some stinky stories, and claims his ‘biggest fan’ status. Meanwhile, Jock, John, and Jackson reminisce on lost bits, favourite episodes, and how much milk is too much milk…

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  32. Episode 24: We Ranked Every Marvel Movie

    The boys decide to fulfil the arbitrary requirement for white guys to have a film based podcast and tierlist every mcu movie. Watch as the lads debate on whether The Marvels is a good movie, which spiderman movie is best and whether Taika Waititi got too silly. Hope you enjoy watching the room…

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  33. Episode 23: Tarot Ruins our Lives

    Another special guest this week, the lads welcome their good friend Eleni! Eleni decides to try doing Tarot readings which leads to mixed results. While discovering more about themselves, Jock carries way too many swords, John learns what a pentagon is, and Jackson is the only one who knows how…

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  34. Episode 22: Raising Cagefighting Children

    The lads try something a little different this week, exploring hypotheticals and improv scenes. Along the way, Jock goes to a frat party, John explains what really happened to John Pork, and Jackson cage trains his children. All that and more in this week's episode of the Three Cents…

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  35. Episode 21: The Lukewarm-est Music Opinions

    Real music heads are gonna wanna check this one out. After spending some time examining Jock’s vinyl collection, the lads decide to explore each other’s music tastes. Along the way, Jock gets scammed, John shows up late, and Jackson fails to remember the name of the kid from Stuart Little. Check...

  36. Episode 20: Is Mark Wahlberg a Good Person?

    This week on the pod, the lads address celebrity morality. Along the way, Jock has an intervention, John gets Flat Stanley-ed, and Jackson sneezes 286 times. Be sure to listen to this week’s episode to find out more! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram...

  37. Episode 19: Cinematography, Paleontology and Relationships

    The lads are back with another guest episode! This time they are joined by their good friend Oli, who tells them all about the secrets of cinematography, the decaying profession of archeology, and the “benefits” of having microplastics in your brain. All that and more on this week's episode!…

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  38. Episode 18: We Solved the Universe

    Some real heavy breakthroughs on this one! Jock discovers Smell-O-Vision technology, John (allegedly) secures the bloodline, and Jackson was dead the entire time. All that and more in this week's episode of Three Cents Podcast. Check it out! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our...

  39. Episode 17: Our Fantastic Fourth Cent

    For the very first time in Three Cents history, we have a guest! We welcome David, who along with the others discusses Fantastic Four 2, close up magic, and vampire consent. All that and more on this week’s episode of the Three Cents Podcast! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our...

  40. Episode 16: Parasocial Relationship Farming

    On this week's episode, Jock‘s house gets broken into, John launches a crypto scam and Jackson sets off the racist alarm. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts…

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  41. Episode 15: Cinema Yap Sesh

    On this week’s episode, Jock uses nightclub bathrooms, John analyses the ‘R U N’ prank, and Jackson throws up in the shower. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Tiktok Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and...

  42. Episode 14: Lactose Tolerant

    In this week’s episode, the lads finally get to the bottom of who killed Abraham Lincoln. In the meantime, Jock does a Winnie the Pooh impression, John gets excited by Robert Pattinson, and Jackson drinks a concerning amount of milk. All that and more in this week’s episode. Watch the video…

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  43. Episode 13: Exponential Stink

    It’s Oscar season, so naturally the lads decide to ignore the nominations and instead discuss the ‘rat king’, eating piss rice, and the concept of inhaling an entire fart. Tune in to hear some highly intellectual conversation! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube...

  44. Episode 12: I have become fish

    New episode out now! This time, Jock writes an award winning film in German, John gets intimate with a lizard, and Jackson becomes fish. All that and more in this weeks ep. Watch it!

  45. Episode 11: Perpetual Spoiler Warning

    On this week’s episode, Jock loses circulation in his legs, John installs viruses on his computer, and Jackson recites Jay-Z lyrics. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast. Check it out! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify,...

  46. Episode 10: The ‘Um Actually’ Episode

    Here comes episode 10! After reaching double digits, the lads take a step back to review everything they lied about in the first 9 episodes. Finally we will get answers to such questions as ‘What is Chet Hanks up to?’, ‘Is Achilles a top?’ and most importantly ‘Does mic work in air?’ To find out...

  47. Episode 9: Minecraft Movie Trivia

    On the episode this week, Jock presents a new game for the lads to play. Will it be a success? Or will some unforeseen circumstances ruin everything and cause a mass shift the likes of the Pod has never seen before… Only one way to find out I guess. P.S. You’re gonna wanna check out the video...

  48. Episode 8: Approaching Max Silliness

    Episode 8, back to form. This week, Jock gets called a llama, John is scared of Mexican cartels, and Jackson doesn’t listen to anything the other guys are saying. All that and more on this weeks episode. Check it. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also...

  49. Episode 7: A Three Cents' Christmas

    It’s the Christmas season and to celebrate, the lads try out ‘the scrape’, break into people’s houses, lie to their kids and get increasingly pissed off about consumerism and independent cinema. All that and more on this year’s episode of a Three Cents’ Christmas! Watch the video episode on our...

  50. Episode 6: Playing Geoguesser IRL

    6th time‘s the charm. On this one, the lads stare into the sun, piss into cauldrons, pull out their teeth, and blackout in the back of Ubers. All that and more on this week’s episode. Tune in. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify,...

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