Three Free Movies
by Three Free Movies
Welcome to Three Free Movies! A new podcast brought to you from Nick and Lila's living room floor. We talk about the movies that we watch for free every week, and share our thoughts whenever we have them! Come along as we fill out our yearly top tens, tier lists, and theater bingo boards. Follow us on Twitter @3freemovies Send us an email at [email protected] Everywhere you can find us: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
Episodes
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Alien: Romulus: Damn Shawty That Seems Indicative of a Larger Issue
Alien: Romulus is currently doing great on ratings, (much better than many of its predecessors), and it's certainly charting on this podcast. Featuring Nick's NPR voice tell-all on just how scary this movie was, how amazing Cailee Spaeny, Archie Renaux, and David Jonsson's acting was, and how…
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Deadpool & Wolverine is In Their Pervert Little Money Hands
Deadpool & Wolverine got a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.1/10 on IMDB so of course we had to ask the hard questions. Questions like: where should you go to see Deadpool put out, what sort of movie might move Lila to bring nuclear Armageddon down on this apartment, and whether or not Nick is...
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Longlegs: Cringe is the Devil's Horcrux
This week with Three Free Movies Lila was fooled into seeing a horror movie! Featuring The Devil. From the bible. We saw Longlegs with Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe and talked about how many hours of scary media are too many, how we could have made this movie perfect, and is the devil behind Nick...
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Inside Out 2: That Thing Was Specifically Rodent-Like
Featuring Amy Poehler, Maya Hawke, and Kensington Tallman (and of course beloved Ayo Edebiri), Inside Out 2 certainly provoked some feelings. If you liked Inside Out, we recommend listening to this podcast instead of seeing Inside Out 2; together we can look forward to the wax wings melting off…
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Kinds of Kindness: Willem Dafoe's Jam Packed Jockstrap
Yorgos Lanthimos' Kinds of Kindness raises big questions for the Three Free Movies crew. The new movie starring Jesse Plemons, Emma Stone, Margaret Qualley, and Willem Dafoe leaves us asking, "What does Nick need to like a horror movie?", "Have we found Lila's new favorite director?", and "Could...
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Fly Me to the Moon: Scrappin at the Bottom of the Barrel
We're not mad, just disappointed. Actually, no, we're both. Fly Me To The Moon starring the iconic (apparently nameless) black cat! Also, Scarlet Johansson, Channing Tatum, Woody Harrelson, and Anna Garcia. We cover the pros and cons, what we think about movies about white people in the '60s, and...
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The Bikeriders: They Got Him with His Cock Out Dude
In our episode about The Bikeriders (starring Austin Butler, Tom Hardy, Jodie Comer, and Mike Faist), we delight in best character Cockroach, decide where fisting fits in the top 10 criteria, and discuss the epic dad lore that comes with your average Chicago biker gang. Find us online:...
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die: The Yap Fest
Welcome back to the Yap Fest! Today we're doing our best to remember to talk about the movie Bad Boys: Ride or Die, starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and a whole cast of favorites. Join us as we remember that Will Smith is a DILF, recount our theater experience, and figure out what actually...
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I Saw the TV Glow and Lisa Frankenstein are Wives and They Love Each Other Very Much
I Saw the TV Glow starring Justice Smith and Brigette Lundy-Paine lead us to consider adding curling up "dead spider style" to our movie rating metrics. We invite you to consider what A24 is willing to put us through, the ins and outs of closets, and what really goes on inside a butterfly's...
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Godzilla x Kong: Donkus Kong, The King
This week on Three Free Movies we are discussing the new American Godzilla movie: Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire, where Donkus Kong, Cunty Godzilla, Freezy Godzilla, and some girl who's calling herself Mothra go head to head. We get to talk about some of our favorite things! CGI animals, Jail...
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Civil War: The Little Imp in Nick's Heart Says Violence is the Key
Starring Kirsten Dunst (who we're nominating for a Grammy), Cailee Spaeny, Jesse Plemons, and Nick Offerman, this movie has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 100% in Nick's rotten heart. In this episode we also profess our love for director Alex Garland who is in some ways responsible for the…
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The Fall Guy: Ryan Gosling is Rated R for Everyone
Meet Tedious Bits (Nick's new drag persona) in this episode about The Fall Guy with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt! Mics were thrown, feelings were hurt, and rankings were disrupted. Let us know what you thought about The Fall Guy: linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Challengers: A Rabid Strange Lifelong Tennis Thing
We are maxing and chillaxing on the couch today, and things get... a little more comfortable than usual. We get exceedingly familiar with Zendaya and her sad, sad little bottoms (read: Challengers). Also, to this day, Lila still has not updated her rankings list. This week's movie: Challengers…
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare: Be the Murderous Swede You Want to See in the World
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is your average Spyrites movie, except with more heart-stealing (literally) massive Swedish boyfriends. This week we talk about heist movies, debate on which WW2 Spy Pirate we would be, and break down whether or not Nick could survive actual nazi torture.…
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Get Right with the Non-Denominational Light Within Your Heart
This week we talk about Wicked Little Letters starring Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley, and Timothy Spall. Wicked Little Letters has got the cussing, it's got the characters, it's even got the Irish accents you need, but does it have what it takes to make our S tier? We also talk about jungle sized...
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She Ghosted on my Busters Till I Feel Good
This is not about Ghostbusters. Welcome to the audio hellscape that is this week's episode. Recommended audio pairing: "Bustin" by Neil Cicierega. Good luck kids. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Can He be Convicted if His Crimes are Swag?
The American Society of Magical Negroes, the only movie with a rotten tomatoes rating lower than Twilight that Lila will rewatch without a fight. Justice Smith sent this movie to the top of our charts, but can it beat Dune 2 and Lisa Frankenstein? Find us online: Linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Drive-Away Dykes
Is this episode about lesbians on a mission? Or hanging schlong? The world may never know. Today Nick and Lila talk about Drive Away Dolls and all the shenanigans that come with it. (P.S. We're sick. Sorry if we missed any sniffles in editing) Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Dune 2 Belongs to Feyd Rautha
Welcome back to Three Free Movies! Dune 2 brings up discussions of Book v Movie, what constitutes a horny watch, and the prospects of family nukes. Strap in for a long one! P.S. As you know from listening to other episodes, Nick has the best memory in the world and definitely remembers all the...
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The Madame Web Conspiracy
Madame Web has a 12% on Rotten Tomatoes... for a reason. Nick has some tinfoil hat conspiracies and Lila isn't mad, she's just disappointed. Join Three Free Movies this week as we recover from seeing Madame Web in theaters. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Lisa Frankenstein is for The Weird Girl that Lives Within All of Us
The jury is still out on whether or not this one is a horny watch, what do you think? We have a lot to say about Zelda Williams' debut movie as well as our current movie rankings. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies This episode very briefly mentions sexual assault
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Miller's Girl is SFB (Safe for Blastoff)
In this episode we discuss our many and varied feelings about Miller's Girl starring Jenna Ortega and Martin Freeman, as well as our current rankings and which upcoming movies Lila is dragging me to. We also got mics! Thank you for enduring nine-ish hours of bad computer audio... we promise it's...
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Top Tier Movie Criteria (If You Even Care)
We have some old bonus content for you today! Enjoy listening to us break down our criteria for our 2023 top ten movie list, and what makes a movie jump to the top of our lists. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Beekeeper: Best Worst Movie of the Year?
You'll never bee-lieve how many god-awful bee puns are in this movie. Jason Statham's new action/comedy is exactly what you expected, too many puns, and the worst CGI bees you can imagine. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Did We Miss the Point of American Fiction?
American Fiction is an Oscar-nominated movie about black lives! Or, wait, about performative activism and fulfilling stereotypes! Or hold on, about racism in academia? Or maybe it's all of the above. Nick and Lila talk about what they thought of American Fiction, and how they feel about movies…
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Happy Dune Eve!
In honor of Dune: Part Two coming out tomorrow, here's our review of the first part of the saga! Dune is one of Nick's favorite book series, so get comfy as we get into some specific aspects of movie vs book. Look out for the follow-up episode for Dune: Part Two, currently in the works! Find us...
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Mean Girls: The Musical: The Sleepover: The Movie
Picture this, it's 2013, you're us, and you're about to have the best movie marathon sleepover of your life. What are you watching? Check us out online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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J Chreezy's Book of Clarence
Welcome to Three Free Movies in 2024! Instead of writing resolutions this year we cleared our chalkboard to make room for our top ten rankings! The Book of Clarence has a clear place on the list. Check us out online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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Poor Things: A Meat Basketball in Your Enclosure
Welcome back to Three Free Movies! Today sober Lila and high Nick talk about Poor Things! Look down... the two pairs of footprints in the sand? That's us carrying you through the trip that is this movie. Let us know what you think! Follow us on Twitter: @3freemovies Send us an email at...
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Godzilla Minus One: The Emotional Pull of Nuclear Bombs
Welcome back to Three Free Movies! In this week's episode Nick and Lila talk about how totally awesome Godzilla Minus One was, how totally not awesome the Other Nuclear Bomb Movie™️ was, and do our best to cement 2023's top movie ratings. (Seriously, count how many times we say awesome.) Follow…
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Saw 11: Wonka Style
Welcome back to Three Free Movies! In this episode, we mix up the plot of all three Wonka movies, declare Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka a murderer, and come to some startling realizations about giraffes. Follow us on Twitter @3freemovies Send us an email at [email protected]
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The Boy and The Heron: Voice Memos and a Dream
Welcome to the first episode of Three Free Movies! This week we watched The Boy and the Heron from Studio Ghibli. P.S. We're still working out how to run a podcast, bear with us! (Pinky promise the quality gets better.) Let us know if you want us to do any specific movies, or what you'd like to...
About this show
Welcome to Three Free Movies! A new podcast brought to you from Nick and Lila's living room floor. We talk about the movies that we watch for free every week, and share our thoughts whenever we have them! Come along as we fill out our yearly top tens, tier lists, and theater bingo boards.
Follow us on Twitter @3freemovies
Send us an email at [email protected]
Everywhere you can find us: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies
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