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Three Gooners walk into a bar
by Three Gooners walk into a bar
Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar is an Arsenal podcast recorded straight from the pub. 🍻 Three friends, three pints and completely unfiltered opinions on Arsenal, the Premier League, the players, the matches and everything in between. No experts. No scripts. Just Gooners at the table. Expect honest debate, Arsenal nostalgia, quizzes, terrible predictions and the occasional chaos. New episodes every Thursday. 🎧 Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer: https://buymeacoffee.com/threegooners Everything is said for fun, banter and entertainment. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.
Episodes
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… and we finally dive into the City situation
The Premier League is back, and somehow, we don’t spend that much time talking about it! With John away on holiday, fan favourite Pablo returns to the pub — and he’s certainly not holding back when it comes to the City situation. We’ve got a little ranking, a closer look at Arsenal’s new…
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... and can we have the Premier League back now please?!
Episode 51 Ohhh, we’re almost there… this dreadful international break is finally coming to an end. It feels like an eternity since Arsenal last played! We look back at the latest debacle, discuss Arteta’s new contract, and ask the important question: why isn’t the stadium getting bigger? Bring...
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... and 50 Episodes Later… It’s Quiz Time
We’re finally here… Episode 50! 🎉 We’re ready to celebrate the big 5-0, and while we probably should be talking about Man City and the 114 charges, we’re saving that one for next week. So how do we celebrate? Jams has put together a quiz for John and Dan — but that’s not all. We’ve also brought...
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...and it should’ve been an anniversary episode, but we forgot!
Episode 50 is usually a big one… We just forgot it was Episode 50, so we’ll have to save the celebration for next time! Welcome to Episode 49.5. And then it finally happened… it couldn’t go on forever. Brighton showed us the way to the guns. It happens! It’s just been a bloody long time since it...
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... and what is really a city?
It’s been a busy week — three games in seven days! We try to make sense of it all, with a closer look at the Villa and Ipswich games. Speaking of… Max Dowman — OMG! Bruno Guimarães — OMG! We take a massive detour through Athens and a few other European cities, before getting into Kick In The…
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... and it's your round!
Episode 48! We break down the Chelsea game and take a closer look at the highlights. Kai was brilliant, Tzolis had a great game, and Bukayo? Absolutely fantastic. Jams is back in the archives, taking another look at a classic Arsenal starting XI — this time from 2011. John brings his Kick In The...
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... and Mosquera is the playmaker!
John is back from holiday, and what better way to celebrate than by taking a closer look at the slightly frustrating game against Aston Villa — thankfully, we brought the result home. Arsenal ended the transfer window without an additional attacker, so we discuss whether we should have done more…
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... and bye bye Martinelli!
John is on holiday (again), but thankfully podcast favourite Pablo is ready to step in as a substitute. We look back at the start of the Premier League season, including the win over Coventry, the Martinelli situation, Tzolis’ role in the squad and Ethan Nwaneri’s future. As always, we look ahead...
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... and we're back for another season!
We’re back after a lovely football summer detox and ready — and hopeful — for the upcoming Premier League season. We kick things off by looking back at our Community Shield win over City, before diving into a whole load of predictions for the season ahead. Who’s going to shine? Who’s going to...
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... and we'll see you in August
Okaaay… are we carrying on, or are we calling it for the summer? We have the conversation live on the pod and figure out what happens next. Either way, thank you for listening this season — and we’ll see you in August. Have a great summer! Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun,...
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… and that's the way we like It, like It, we love it!
There’s a World Cup on. Fuck it… we’re not watching. At least not yet. Instead, we’re doing what every football fan does when there are no Arsenal games to obsess over: talking transfers. Lots of transfer talk. Who are we being linked with? Who do we actually want? And does John have any limits...
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… and the end-of-season rewind
The season is over, and for whatever reason, we just can’t get ourselves excited about the World Cup. So instead, we’re taking it easy and looking back on the season. We pick our favourite moment, goal, signing, player and even our favourite segment from the podcast. A fun one, a reflective one,...
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… and we were PL champions before the CL final, and we’re still PL champions after!
It wasn’t our Champions League final. But hey, it happens. We break down the whole game — the penalties, Raya, the referee, and everything in between. Somehow we also end up talking about Liverpool’s season, because apparently that's where the conversation takes us. But when all is said and done,...
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… and now on to PSG
Bloody hell, the last week has gone fast. We had an absolutely massive title celebration — the pub was completely packed. We reminisce about an incredible day surrounded by Arsenal fans, the atmosphere, the chaos and everything in between. Buuuut… we also have to look ahead to the Champions…
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… and we f*ing did it, CHAMPIONS!
We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did. We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show. There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating. That’s it....
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… and the ref wasn’t positioned correctly (allegedly)
… and Jams finally speaks again Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos. We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable. It’s…
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… and pack the kimono, we’re going to the final!
We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid. We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including...
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… and at least the beers were free!
We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place. The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle —...
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… and we’re still in this… Right?
We’re back at the pub on a sunny Wednesday. We break down the game against City — and honestly, it’s not quite as doom and gloom as it might feel. We go through the match, the aftermath, and ask the big question: was that the season? And just how stressful has this campaign actually been? Because...
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… and If you can’t win, start reading!
It was all going so well… the sun is still shining, but the result against Bournemouth is still lingering. We look ahead to Sporting tonight and City away this weekend — and try not to get too doom and gloom about it (no promises). If it all goes wrong, there’s always a stack of Arsenal…
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… and did you just thank your phone?
The sun is shining, the pub is open, and Jams is finally back from India. Even better: Arsenal are back to winning ways after two pretty dreadful games against City and Saints. We break down the win against Sporting Lisbon and ask a slightly uncomfortable question: what’s going on with Martin...
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… and we definitely didn’t record this straight after 31
We’re back at the pub — or maybe we never actually left. Maybe Jams is in India — maybe he’s just at the bar, sipping a chai instead of a pint. It’s international break, so Arsenal’s hard-worked players are hopefully getting some rest… and we’re taking an Arsenal break too. This episode is a…
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… and the Caribbean Cup hangover
We’re back at the pub — and there’s no way around it. The Caribbean Cup final. We break down the disappointment and take a proper look at what on earth happened to Arsenal in that game against Manchester City. We also ask the important question: does anyone actually listen to pundits anymore?…
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… and maybe the Quadruple?
Jams is back from the Emirates after the game against Leverkusen and brings the atmosphere straight into the bar. Things are going pretty well for Arsenal right now… but the big question is: are we actually allowed to believe it? We break down the Everton and Leverkusen games, talk about Declan...
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... and we might need a new left winger (or 3)
John is back from Amsterdam, but unfortunately Dan is out sick this week. Luckily, that means we finally get the long-awaited return of Pablo to the podcast. We talk about Tottenham’s absolutely crazy game against Atlético, before breaking down Arsenal’s two matches against Brighton and…
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… and the 115 Elephant in the Room
John is in Amsterdam with his basketball team, which means Nico finally gets a seat at the bar! We talk about Bukayo Saka signing a new contract — but the real question is: is he already on track for a statue outside the Emirates? We also dive into the never-ending story of Manchester City’s 115...
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… and the Viggo Gyökeres Show (Feat. Eze)
On this pod - we break down the absolutely fantastic 4–1 win over Spurs — and yes, we enjoy every single second of it. There’s a big spotlight on Viggo Gyökeres and his performance, and the same goes for Eze. The big question: should he start against Chelsea? John brings some news to the bar —...
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… and the Wolves hangover
Sorry we’re a bit late this week – the bar doors didn’t quite open on time. In this episode, we reluctantly open up the wounds from that dreadful game against Wolves… and try to shut them again just as quickly. We break down the many (and yes, there are many) issues we’ve seen in the last two...
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… and this might be the end of the quiz (lol)
This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured than usual. We go through the other results around the league, talk Viggo vs. Šeško, and try to make sense of the strange Haaland–Szoboszlai...
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... and this weeks kick in the dick goes to...
This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to Sunderland at the weekend. We also settle the debate once and for all: Tonali or Zubimendi? (It’s 100% Zubi.) The transfer window is officially shut,...
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… and if you love shirt numbers, this one is for you!
This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning point in the season or the start of a proper derailment? Either way, fuck it, we’re still four points clear.The quiz is all about shirt numbers…
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... and Nwaneri is going to Marseille
This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie...
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… and we’ve missed Kai Havertz
We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our…
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... and well done Joe Montana College!
👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and...
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... and who is the hell is Hill Dickinson?
👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton still has the worst stadium name in football and should obviously be called the UNESCO Stadium. John brings the quiz, Jams’ prediction streak keeps...
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… and please, cut that out. thx!
👉A one-minute Christmas special. Just us saying “cut that out”. Thats it. Merry Christmas MF's.
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… and a merry shout-out to Messi
👉 No quiz this time — instead we talk through the Everton game with a focus on our best possible starting XI. Christmas is just around the corner, so Jams has brought a little gift for the other two (and the listeners). There’s also a very unexpected shout-out to Messi… and yes, we still end…
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… and you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Viggo Gyökeres
👉 Pablo subs in for John, who’s off on holiday. All three of us were at the Radiohead gig and are still riding the hype — which does not mix well with the Wolves game. Viggo Gyökeres gets a proper going-over, there’s yet another movie detour, Pablo’s in charge of the quiz, and John and Manu send...
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... and Gabriel Heinze is German (?)
👉 We’re recording before the Club Brugge match, still licking our wounds after the loss to Villa. We break down what went wrong, look at possible lineups for tonight, and—obviously—take a completely unnecessary detour into gangster movies. Dan brings a quiz on players who’ve represented both...
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… and David Raya is the reason we're top of the league
👉 John was the only one of the three who actually watched the Brentford game at the pub — so he’s the expert. We go through the listener vote we ran between episodes, all because Dan refused to accept Manu’s prediction as valid. Who came out on top? We talk through the Chelsea match, look ahead…
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... and Mikel Merino might be Batman, kinda
👉 John is off in the U.S., so our good friend Pablo jumps in to keep the barstool warm. We break down the North London Derby, talk Trossard and Eze, and somehow end up on a full Batman detour because… of course we do. We look ahead to Bayern Munich tonight and Chelsea at the weekend, and Pablo...
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… and apparently you can just make up quotes?
👉 Dan and Jams are waiting for John… again. Scotland somehow beat Denmark, and we look ahead to the North London Derby — injuries or no injuries, who knows anymore. Jams brings a quiz about quotes, and John is deeply unhappy with the whole thing. We finish with weekly predictions. That’s it.
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... and the quiz was longer than Amaury Bischoff’s Arsenal career
👉 We look back at the Sunderland game — John saw it sober, while Jams and Dan took it to the bar. The quiz was loooong. A bit about snow, a bit of Christmas jabber, and, as always, things went off the rails. That’s it.
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... and played with a man down
👉 Dan’s down, so it’s just two Gooners at the bar — and John’s late, obviously. We look back at the Champions League clash against Prague, look ahead to Sunderland, and somehow still find time for a quiz and the usual nonsense. That’s it.
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... and Flag Billshere is the new Wigan Manager
👉 We break down the Caribbean Cup clash against Brighton and talk all things B team. The quizzes are getting way too long, we get interrupted by The Crow halfway through, and Manu is back on predictions. That’s it.
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… and The Scottie Tabulations
👉 Jams has been to the Emirates and had a blast. We break down the win against Atletico Madrid, dive way too deep into the Viggo vs. Kai debate, quiz on goalscorers, and round it all off with a full status update on predictions — also known as The Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.
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… and not even sound effects could save this one
An episode all over the place — right in the middle of the longest international break ever. In lack of anything better, the mixer’s sound effects finally make their debut, and Dan brings a loooong quiz. If you make it to the end, thank you. If not… we don’t blame you. That’s it.
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... and the taco place is open
Welcome to the break. The world might be falling apart, so obviously we start talking prepping. Then it’s back to what really matters — Arsenal. We look back at the West Ham game, John brings a quiz on French players, and everything else is beautifully off-topic as usual. That’s it.
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... and we might need a new name
This week at the bar: should we actually change the name of the podcast after a YouTube comment? We look back at the Newcastle game, poke at Liverpool and of course — there’s a quiz and predictions on tap. That’s it.
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…and Mariah Carey still doesn’t do stairs
90 minutes before kick-off against Port Vale. We look back at the City game, argue our way through the weekend’s fixtures, and Dan finally delivers the quiz he’s been promising for weeks. Somewhere along the way, Mariah Carey crashes the conversation… don’t ask, just listen. That's it. Hosted on...
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Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar is an Arsenal podcast recorded straight from the pub. 🍻
Three friends, three pints and completely unfiltered opinions on Arsenal, the Premier League, the players, the matches and everything in between.
No experts. No scripts. Just Gooners at the table.
Expect honest debate, Arsenal nostalgia, quizzes, terrible predictions and the occasional chaos.
New episodes every Thursday.
🎧 Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer: https://buymeacoffee.com/threegooners
Everything is said for fun, banter and entertainment. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.
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