Three Gray Pubes

Get the paddles....Jen witnessed a miracle and may have flatlined. Surprise, she't not the one who died. We talk about regular houses that are now miniature...because what does Wemby's house look like?! And then we detour into Frank Purdue and east coast chicken, while wrapping up with some thank you's to the bush.write us already [email protected] 3GP

what else do you need to know?XoX, 3GP

We cut deep and went back to the bush with Naked and Afraid. BUT FIRST, we start with vampires and aesthetic medicine. Next we talk about Santa and seeing elves, but our concern for his health journey turns. Ozemparexia. Yeah...you have to tune in, to figure this shit out.XoX3GP

Did Bill Cosby have sex with Donnie Trump Jr...or did Jen? This week we get you started with some new sex maneuvers that Jen has invented. Some discussion about Bill Cosby, from the POV of two kids brought up in the 80's. Ari has spent too much time listening to the rock tumbler...and so much more! XoX, 3GP

Ooops, I did it again. And so did Ari...Jen comes out of the bush with a wild and primal adventure. Unexpected to say the least. Ari chimes in with some added "color" commentary. The monsters tracked us down, but we get back on track for a strong finish. We hope you like the new mics, we sure do!XoX - 3GP

Stream of consciousness rolls into a deep conversation about body positivity and its OG founder- the one and only Richard Simmons! So much hoopla surrounding his death- Ari and Jen think it's BS. Regardless, we explore his controversial passing and the hullabaloo surrounding his last years. After a short segway on why the French don't get fat, we play our fan favorite trivia game: Dead or Not Dead ! We're paging YOU Don King!XoX,3 GP

Catching Print? If you don't know it has nothing to do with printing and everything to do with penises. Come along on this epic adventure into Michael B. Jordan's and John Hamm's jeans. We also let you in on a few secrets for the best birth control ever-thank us later after years in therapy processing the trauma. People of the BUSH-Do tune in for this second episode with our lovely guest...Lauren (aka "Disney Death Doula.") Aint illiteration grand? Enjoy the show!日本のリスナーの皆さん、本当にありがとう！XoX - 3GP

Welcome to our guest Lauren- the Death Doula for this weeks' shows! Lauren is credentialed and educated with a LITERAL license to kill. Ari tries to sound smart, and Jen contemplates suicide during an upcoming trip to the happiest place on earth-DISNEYWORLD.Trust we didn't use any of our time together wisely-but they STILL LOVE US IN JAPAN! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、ありがとうございます！xox 3GP

Jen has a dramatic moment with her housekeeper that she can never come back from emotionally. Ari thinks the encounter was overhyped-what do YOU think? Then-coyotes attack, why sister wives are an excellent idea (for the housecleaning/cooking alone!) and SO MUCH MORE! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、本当にありがとう！xo-3GP

Jen is back, from having ebola...so we're up and recording again. She reveals the catastrophe of her underground jewelry scam and how lucky she was to escape with any proof at all. Also, the Devil Wears Prada 2...our hot take...do snitches get stitches, or hundreds of millions of dollars. Ari's autism and a Japanese shoutout.xox - 3GP

What kind of to go containers do you bring to a gala? Did justice prevail, on the playground? Oh the places you'll go.XoXo - 3GP

Ari has some parenting questions about retaliation and the futility (or the effectiveness?!) of YO MAMMA jokes. On a broader scale, this episode is about what messages we should be sending to our kids facing playground taunts and "terror. " Then, Jen and Ari do a little "role playing" to prepare for Ari's epic confrontation (which is not at all epic but is in our world) and then we FINALLY get an update from Jen on the play therapy fiasco (spoiler alert-she's still fired.) We're not going to lie, but this episode is FUN AF. Everyone in the BUSH, needs to buckle up. XoX - 3GP

In this epic ep we discuss our funeral plans-Ari's involves a PYRE..... Then, moving on with light and happy theme, we discuss weird things people bury (foreskin) and Jen’s epiphany on hot tub maintenance. (Spoiler alert-her hot tub might house SUPER GONNORHEA! )Stay with us as we seamlessly digress into delayed development, personality disorders and a riveting reflection on Disney princesses -Cinderella has surprisingly girthy calves. We blame the transdermal patches.xo-3GP